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Seth82
08-30-2012, 05:34 PM
this has to be one of the weirdest names ever

Pantaleon Manlapig - worked mainly in the 1940's
http://www.genickbruch.com/pics/bio_gross/101262140491.jpg

what are some others?

Lock Jaw
08-30-2012, 06:50 PM
The Big Show.

Perry Saturn
08-30-2012, 06:52 PM
The Taskmaster

CSL
08-30-2012, 07:07 PM
Razor Ramon Hard Gay

Fat Fuck Barrel Boy

claiming victory right now

#1-norm-fan
08-30-2012, 07:09 PM
T.L. Hopper

mike adamle
08-30-2012, 07:33 PM
The Japanese Pool Boy.

Cool King
08-30-2012, 07:43 PM
Razor Ramon Hard Gay

He's great.

Raven Reaper
08-30-2012, 08:12 PM
Sin Cara - My mom said that this is spanish for, "faceless" "no face". No wonder Cody made a painting of what he really looks like. :p

loopydate
08-30-2012, 08:18 PM
Not to doubt him, but El Dandy is a pretty random name.

Droford
08-30-2012, 08:23 PM
La parka

Rollermacka
08-30-2012, 08:26 PM
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Super Pole... nuff said

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Adolf Barbie... now that's a name. That name reminds me of this scene
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Emperor Smeat
08-30-2012, 08:27 PM
Half of the names from the random NXT/FCW generator compared to what they were before signing with the WWE.

Curd
08-30-2012, 08:54 PM
Sunny Beach was a 270-lb. male wrestler whose name made him sound like a woman on paper despite the fact his gimmick did not involve acting gay.

Does anyone know the significance of the name Zema (Xima) Ion? My best guess is that he's implying being charged like a particle, but it's quite esoteric.

JimmyMess
08-30-2012, 10:01 PM
Big Dick Johnson

XCaliber
08-30-2012, 10:57 PM
"The Portugese Man of War" Aldo Montoya

Razzamajazz
08-30-2012, 11:02 PM
triple h

Tom Guycott
08-30-2012, 11:34 PM
La parka


BLASPHEMY! There is nothing wrong with the name of the "Skull Captain"!

triple h

Less bizzare when you consider the WWE name generator christened him Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Triple H rolls off the toungue better, and I guarantee he wouldn't have been as marketable without the shortening.

Plus, it's light years better than Terra Ryzing.

Road Warrior
08-31-2012, 01:13 AM
Ryback

Skippord
08-31-2012, 05:19 AM
Not to doubt him, but El Dandy is a pretty random name.
HE'S A JAM UP GUY

Saving Grace
08-31-2012, 10:02 AM
Waylon Mercy

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/5d7ca6914f56d455e8ddd658d1b0b980/886%2520-%2520waylon_mercy%2520wwf.png

Sorry but Husky Harris does the gimmick better, Dan Spivey just did it in a time when fans didn't pick up on it. All Hail Bray Wyatt!!

JKWJRMON
08-31-2012, 12:31 PM
triple h

Classic!!!

JKWJRMON
08-31-2012, 12:32 PM
Ryback

I always think of Steven Segal's character of Casey Ryback in Under Siege

ooTin
08-31-2012, 01:00 PM
Sin Cara - My mom said that this is spanish for, "faceless" "no face". No wonder Cody made a painting of what he really looks like. :p
your mommy said so eh?

ooTin
08-31-2012, 01:02 PM
Crimson. I AM PRIMARY COLOR!!!!

ooTin
08-31-2012, 01:03 PM
also Amazing Primary Color

voncouch
08-31-2012, 01:18 PM
The Booty Man

With his deadly finisher, the High Knee (Hiney)

Lock Jaw
08-31-2012, 01:24 PM
General Hugh G. Rection

ooTin
08-31-2012, 02:41 PM
I still like Fat Fuck Barrel Boy.... great name.

Joesgonnakillyou
08-31-2012, 03:35 PM
Crimson. I AM PRIMARY COLOR!!!!

Crimson is not a primary colour

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_crimson_a_primary_color

You're welcome

BizarroKing
08-31-2012, 04:46 PM
Braden Walker. I liked Fat Chris Harris in a singlet better.

My Final Heaven
08-31-2012, 08:41 PM
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jerrylynn/01.jpg

Mr. JL - Not ridiculous in the least :shifty:

DLVH84
09-01-2012, 01:12 AM
http://img4.videos.com/thumb/dm/s/dmx57h3k.jpg

EL DIABLO!!!

Tom Guycott
09-02-2012, 12:21 AM
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jerrylynn/01.jpg

Mr. JL - Not ridiculous in the least :shifty:

Looks like a generic Speed Racer villain/rival driver that will die in a fire in a random dangerous race.

Stickman
09-02-2012, 01:21 AM
Dolph Ziggler

Purgatory
09-02-2012, 01:33 AM
El Generico

Shisen Kopf
09-02-2012, 09:59 AM
King Harley Racist was not very pc

My Final Heaven
09-03-2012, 01:21 AM
King Harley Racist was not very pc

As hard as he tried, he ended up being the Jannetty of his tagteam with ¨¨Killer¨ Karl Kristofferson :-\

Scott Roberts
09-03-2012, 07:40 AM
Super Crazy never seemed like a bizarre name, just really dumb to me.

Rollermacka
12-27-2012, 09:27 PM
DOC..... Luke Gallows was pretty bad too
Big E Langston
The Spoiler

There is one more which is the most Bizarre wrestling name of all.....
Uncle NAMBLA
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FourFifty
12-27-2012, 10:10 PM
Who

BizarroKing
12-28-2012, 12:40 AM
Sylvester Terkay

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-28-2012, 12:43 AM
Damien Sandow.

SNLfunnyguy
12-29-2012, 08:45 AM
Sexton Hardcastle

Theo Dious
12-29-2012, 09:24 AM
Bully Ray is pretty ridiculous.

SNLfunnyguy
12-29-2012, 11:20 AM
Bully Ray is pretty ridiculous.

Ridiculously awesome.

Shisen Kopf
12-29-2012, 01:45 PM
Sin Cara is stupid. Goddamn Puerto Ricans.