Yet Another Last Minute Raw Thread - Featuring JBL & JR! (9/17/12)

[Cool King]

'sup.

[el bobbo]

Thank you Cool King.

[el bobbo]

7:00 is way too fucking early and too soon after work.

[Cool King]

Thank you Cool King.

No problemo.

[Immortal Moose]

7:00 is way too fucking early and too soon after work.

Yea, well at least I have mezcal to get me through the show.

[Cool King]

The pink rope is still there.

[Cool King]

I wonder how long they'll have the pink rope for.

[el bobbo]

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[PorkSoda]

TPWW Chat, guys!

[Droford]

Wwe fan cam

[PorkSoda]

Is it just me, or was Cena's shoulder NOT down?

[Droford]

I wanna see punk/cena iron man inside hell in a cell

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Immortal Moose]

I wanna see punk/cena iron man inside hell in a cell

Ha I wouldn't be opposed to that match happening.

[Cool King]

They're really going all out with the Cancer pink thing.

It's good.

[#1-norm-fan]

"CM Punk is still the WWE champion"

*Crowd pops*

"He deserves your respect and you still don't give it to him."

:shifty:

[KyleEmmott]

Cena is entertaining and puts on a good show. Get rid of the "Cena sucks" chants...

[KyleEmmott]

I find it odd, that Heyman is the manager for Punk. It's not like Punk isn't good on the mic.

[Droford]

We missed an opportunity for rise above heart disease month

[el bobbo]

How has Cena gotten away with this lame ass schtick for so long?

Plus, where is The Big Show?

[Droford]

Voice of the voice of the voiceless

Lol

[Poit]

Voice of the voice of the voiceless :lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. ADR is here to be out of place again.

[KyleEmmott]

ADR gets no kind of crowd reaction.

[KyleEmmott]

I HATE AJ

[Immortal Moose]

At least she's finally getting the short skirt thing.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. What the fuck AJ.

"A super main event *crazy eyes*"

[Cool King]

I HATE AJ

http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=17234&dateline=1344902120

[Cool King]

Stop fucking skipping, AJ.

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL Heyman casually chasing AJ while she skips. "'ey! 'ey!"

[Droford]

When's JR getting out there?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman's face after that announcement. Looked like he had no idea what she just said or stipulated.

[GD]

Sin Cara backstage mood lighting and entrance theme.

[Rollermacka]

Rise above Cancer... I don't get it.

[Rollermacka]

So if we ignore Cancer and be better than Cancer we beat it?

[#1-norm-fan]

Rosa "Too sexy for Saturday mornings" Mendez

[Cool King]

Love Rosa.

[Cool King]

Cole looks weird in a T-Shirt.

[GD]

Two dudes sitting behind Cole are wearing UFC and Tap Out t-shirts.

[Cool King]

JBL is back!

[Rollermacka]

JBL... :-\ I want Dusty

[Droford]

Jr, jbl and Cole..

Should be something

[GD]

I am loving this commentary team.

"You gotta love it!"

[Cool King]

And JR!

[el bobbo]

Holy god damn what a commentary team.

[#1-norm-fan]

This could be an awesome announce team.

[Cool King]

Thread title changed.

[KyleEmmott]

The best commentary team we've had in a while.

[dronepool]

Sweet, JR and JBL. Move Cole to Smackdown and bring in Styles and we have a winner.

[Cool King]

Pointy McPointerson.

[GD]

Unlike James Steele, I am having a hard time getting behind Sin Cara Azul.

[Rollermacka]

:eek: The WWE acknowledged a World Championship outside the WWE

[#1-norm-fan]

This feels like an awesome, genuine cruserweight tag team match. I love it. Give them some time.

[Droford]

His feels like a first hour wcw nitro match

[Keith]

Not that I mind, because I like JBL, but if WWE was going to have JR do commentary tonight, why not have him do Night of Champions and RAW with Michael Cole, just the two of them?

[el bobbo]

Rosa's tits and ass are back.

[KyleEmmott]

Have their ever been this many hispanics in one ring?

[el bobbo]

It would be cool if they have Rey and Sin Cara just team up and we get a bunch more tag teams. This Daniel Bryan/Kane team could boost the division.

[el bobbo]

Have their ever been this many hispanics in one ring?

Ring? Maybe. But you should check out the back of my truck.

[Cool King]

Have their ever been this many hispanics in one ring?

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/l/lwo/01.jpg

[Poit]

Have their ever been this many hispanics in one ring?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Boricuas

[Poit]

"Business has picked up" :D

[GD]

:eek: The WWE acknowledged a World Championship outside the WWE

JBL named a few yesterday during the Intercontinental title bout.

[Droford]

Have their ever been this many hispanics in one ring?

Paging Los conquistadors to the ring

[GD]

I think Sin Cara came a little when he was pinning Epico.

[KyleEmmott]

Epico & Primo = Bland

[dronepool]

I'd like to see Rey and Sin Cara win the tag team belts as a legit team.

[GD]

Prime Time Players in the house!

[el bobbo]

YES !!!!

[Savio]

who got pinned?

[Crimson]

lol Darren Young

[Keith]

Shades of Booker T!

"We take what we want!"

[Road Warrior]

"No one is takin any wang from us"- Darren Young

[Droford]

They should take some more promo classes

[GD]

Has anyone seen Titus O'Neil's massive disco-stick?

[KIRA]

they do OK without AW I think

[#1-norm-fan]

"Ain't nobody gonna take any wang from us."

[GD]

who got pinned?

Epico.

[KyleEmmott]

Am I the only one that thinks they should replace Darren Young with someone else? I absolutely can't stand the guy.

[#1-norm-fan]

"No one is takin any wang from us"- Darren Young

Glad I wasn't just hearing things.

[Droford]

That looked like the woman from tns's pregnancy angle

[GD]

I just tweeted her.

[Cool King]

I like where the Tag Team Division is going.

Hopefully Vince won't wake up one day and think "Fuck the Tag Team Divsion" and it all gets stopped.

He has a habit of that with things.

[#1-norm-fan]

New custom title.

[GD]

I forgot that I was not suppose to tweet :(

[Droford]

Miztv

Hmm

[Cool King]

MizTV, eh?

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz with his own talk show segment. Nice.

[Cool King]

Oh good, hot woman vs hot woman.

[Cool King]

I love JBL talking about black helicopters.

[#1-norm-fan]

I bet Eve wins because she's the diva currently involved in a storyline therefore she has superpowers and Beth does not.

[#1-norm-fan]

See

[Cool King]

Eve faceplants the rope.

[Droford]

I wonder if punk and cena ever wrestled del Rio and sheamus

[KyleEmmott]

Where the hell is Damien Sandow??

[el bobbo]

One Man Band!!!

[Cool King]

JBL: Bodacious?

JR: Yeah man.

[Cool King]

ONE MAN BAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAND!

[Cool King]

This crowd is so dead tonight.

I'm sure I can hear the fans/AC in the arena it's that quiet.

[el bobbo]

Wendy looked like he fucked up his head on that one.

[Cool King]

That little girl is having a whale of a time.

[#1-norm-fan]

Heath Slater is the WWE's doorknob. Everyone gets a turn.

[Droford]

Do a Barrett roll

[Cool King]

The debut of MizTV!

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[Droford]

Mvp 's VIP lounge?

[Cool King]

The Highlight Reel + The Peep Show + The VIP Lounge = MizTV

[el bobbo]

THE RYBACK!!!

[Cool King]

Boring Chant = MizTV canceled.

[KaosDarksol]

3 regular tag team matches in one raw seems excessive but I can't wait for Kane and Daniel Bryan. Only thing I hate about watching raw live is I can't fast toward through commercials

[Droford]

Uh oh

[dronepool]

Really?

[#1-norm-fan]

AWWWWW SHIT!

[Cool King]

Stop stealing my stuff, Cole! :rant:

[Keith]

LOL ok, I can now say Ryback's theme grew on me.

FEEEEED MEEEEEE!

[dronepool]

Fuck. I hope Miz beats him.

[Cool King]

Ryback IC Title push?

[KaosDarksol]

Ryback the next ic champion!!!

[Droford]

Rybck furniture moving company..

[Keith]

Goldberg: "You're next!"

Ryback: "You're done!"

lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Ryback as IC Champ sounds good to me.

[KaosDarksol]

Is an hour of this show going to be dedicated to Jerry lawler

[Cool King]

I think JR actually looks a bit younger with the goatee.

[Krimzon7]

SOMEBODY PLEASE SEDATE RYBACK!

Jesus Christ, I wish JBL would realize how much he misses doing commentary.

Also, I just wanna like Michael Cole right now. It's so cool to see him be 'human' over King.

[Keith]

I think JBL is using the same suit and tie he used last night.

[Cool King]

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/528549_10151080337576443_1107541766_n.jpg

[el bobbo]

I was just watching this thing called JIZZ TV. Do you think it's any relation to Miz TV?

[Keith]

Shave, Miz.

[Savio]

CANCELED

[ClockShot]

Just got home from work, last thing I saw was Ryback starring down Miz.

Anything else?

[Cool King]

lol Heyman.

[Rollermacka]

Nope, that's the only intresting thing on RAW tonight.

[KaosDarksol]

And santino jobs to... Dolph ziggler

[Keith]

That segment reminded me of when Josh Matthews first started interviewing wrestlers, when he went to interview Heyman and Paul was all like "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??????!"!

[ClockShot]

Hey, a pink ring rope.

Linda must be desperate for those votes here.

[Rollermacka]

Random thought... I would enjoy seeing Santino being fed to Ryback

[Droford]

Cm punk vs cena in a I respect you match

[el bobbo]

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[Swiss Ultimate]

chat, more like, silence.

[Cool King]

Hey, a pink ring rope.

Linda must be desperate for those votes here.

I never thought of that.

[Krimzon7]

I think JBL is using the same suit and tie he used last night.

What??? The guy is a LIVING LEGEND! He's a Bagillionaire! I mean let's be real here, he lives in Bermuda I think...would you gas up the jet to go home and get another suit? The man doesn't wear shit off the rack.

[Rollermacka]

Also, did they ever do anything with that Vickie/ AJ confrontation? Vickie slaps AJ, AJ freaks out in the ring... and that was it?

[#1-norm-fan]

Come on, WWE. There are a shitload of more worthless guys on the roster to use as Dolph's Brooklyn Brawler.

[Keith]

Also, did they ever do anything with that Vickie/ AJ confrontation? Vickie slaps AJ, AJ freaks out in the ring... and that was it?

Fill up time.

[el bobbo]

Oh jesus. The Ziggler chants.

[ClockShot]

Harbor Yard tonight, right?

Somebody better end up in L.I.S. by the time the show is over.

[Cool King]

Did JBL just give away that Santino is actually Canadian?

[Krimzon7]

DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID YOU LOOK? THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU IDIOT

[#1-norm-fan]

Also, did they ever do anything with that Vickie/ AJ confrontation? Vickie slaps AJ, AJ freaks out in the ring... and that was it?

I was wondering the same thing when AJ came out.

You don't think WWE would just forget something because they're the most unorganized entertainment company ever, do you?

:shifty:

[Rollermacka]

Fill up time.

but was that it? Did they ever mention it again?

[Keith]

Hey, a pink ring rope.

Linda must be desperate for those votes here.

I never thought of that.


I did, but I can't even believe WWE would use Cancer in order to get votes. Much less use Breast Cancer in order to get the female vote.

That'd be just low.

[Road Warrior]

I did, but I can't even believe WWE would use Cancer in order to get votes. Much less use Breast Cancer in order to get the female vote.

That'd be just low.

Are you familiar with politics ?

[Krimzon7]

Lord Dolph Ziggler is the goods. Best segment ever! I am the tag team champion!

[Keith]

Are you familiar with politics ?

Of course, I know how things are.

But I don't want to think about that, I don't even want to look at that side of WWE's partnership with Susan G. Komen.

I'd rather focus on the fact Breast Cancer Awareness will get a lot more exposure and money.

[Keith]

"Wade Barrett is open for business"

lol

[KaosDarksol]

I did, but I can't even believe WWE would use Cancer in order to get votes. Much less use Breast Cancer in order to get the female vote.

That'd be just low.

Maybe they could actually be trying to raise money for cancer research

[ClockShot]

Barrett's open for business, eh?

How much is he charging by the hour?

[Keith]

Maybe they could actually be trying to raise money for cancer research

That's how I prefer to look at it.

[KaosDarksol]

Wade Barrett needs to get in a real feud and get back into the world title picture

[#1-norm-fan]

Wade Barrett is open for business. :naughty:

Sample the product. :naughty::naughty:

Business will be moving. :naughty::naughty::naughty:

[Emperor Smeat]

If Barrett wants to open a business, he needs to start handing out coupons to get more customers like "Buy 1 beating, Get 1 beating for free"

[KyleEmmott]

Wade Barrett is so much better with this gimmick.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wade Barrett needs to get in a real feud and get back into the world title picture

lol. Jesus. I thought it was bad when people were complaining about Ryback needing a "real feud" after a couple months.

Can he have one return match before we start asking for a "real feud"? lol

It's called re-establishing someone.

[Keith]

"We want Nexus" lol

[KaosDarksol]

He could destroy all the former nexus members but Heath is busy jobbing to everyone else and I don't think they would feed Barrett ryback

[el bobbo]

They're actually acknowledging the chants tonight.

[Rollermacka]

Well, they want Nexus. Somebody go call The One Man Band and Ryback

[Cool King]

Random Nexus chant.

[el bobbo]

Nice Springboard Moonsault by Gabriel.

[Road Warrior]

nice moonsault

[Cool King]

So Barrett also has a punch as his finisher.

Barrett vs Big Show

[KaosDarksol]

lol. Jesus. I thought it was bad when people were complaining about Ryback needing a "real feud" after a couple months.

Can he have one return match before we start asking for a "real feud"? lol

It's called re-establishing someone.

Oh I know he needs to be re-established but I think it will be quick because smackdown could use the star power and sheamus does need someone else to feud with other than del rio

[#1-norm-fan]

He's got somewhat of a character now. I'm a fan.

Not "give him the world title now" fan yet. But a fan.

[GD]

Ryback is going to win the Intercontinental title. He shall remain undefeated and go on on to defeat John Cena or Punk for the WWE title. He will then give up the Intercontinental title and continue to remain undefeated. He will then be defeated abruptly by Kevin Nash for the belt.

[KaosDarksol]

Ryback is going to win the Intercontinental title. He shall remain undefeated and go on on to defeat John Cena or Punk for the WWE title. He will then give up the Intercontinental title and continue to remain undefeated. Only to be defeated abruptly by Kevin Nash for the belt.

Only will he be defeated by Kevin Nash after he gets tazzered

[KyleEmmott]

Ryback is going to win the Intercontinental title. He shall remain undefeated and go on on to defeat John Cena or Punk for the WWE title. He will then give up the Intercontinental title and continue to remain undefeated. He will then be defeated abruptly by Kevin Nash for the belt.

I love Kevin Nash, so that would be awesome.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh I know he needs to be re-established but I think it will be quick because smackdown could use the star power and sheamus does need someone else to feud with other than del rio

I actually wouldn't mind him getting in an awesome feud with Sheamus based around stiff "fights" like Sheamus and Tensai put on. As long as Barrett doesn't win the title. Let him come close but not be able to beat Sheamus to give him that "one day..." vibe.

[KaosDarksol]

And ryback won't beat cena or punk he will beat the rock at wrestlemania 29

[KaosDarksol]

I actually wouldn't mind him getting in an awesome feud with Sheamus based around stiff "fights" like Sheamus and Tensai put on. As long as Barrett doesn't win the title. Let him come close but not be able to beat Sheamus to give him that "one day..." vibe.

Just as long as we don't have to see sheamus vs del rio in a hell in a cell match

[GD]

Ryback is going to win the Intercontinental title. He shall remain undefeated and go on on to defeat John Cena or Punk for the WWE title. He will then give up the Intercontinental title and continue to remain undefeated. He will then be defeated abruptly by Kevin Nash for the belt.

He will also get fake tasered by Scott Hall in a wheel chair with ivy.

[dronepool]

Well, they want Nexus. Somebody go call The One Man Band and Ryback

They'd be an even more menacing version 2 of the stable.

[Keith]

But Big Show has that WMD punch as his finisher, now Wade Barrett does too?

Book it: Brawl For All begins in January. It'll all lead up to Big Show facing Barrett at WM29, with Mike Tyson as special guest referee.

It's gonna be huge.

[Rollermacka]

Never face a bigger star Cena? I can think of one and...

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[Road Warrior]

Like to see Gabriel team with someone, maybe Tyson Kidd, idk.

[el bobbo]

YES JARED!!!

[KyleEmmott]

YESSS DAMIEN!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Jared's back again?

The fuck?

[GD]

lol Jared giving away sandwiches!

[Keith]

LOL Ryback FEED ME MORE!

[ClockShot]

FEED ME MORE!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ryback

[GD]

That was hilarious!

[dronepool]

That was the best thing Ryback ever did.

[KaosDarksol]

At least Jared knows what city they are in. I feel like he said that straight to r-truth just to rub it in his face

[GD]

Somebody needs to escort that douchebag who is shouting "boring" in every god damn segment!

[DaVe]

Damn I'm hungry. And can't wait till I get to the US so I can pay just 5 dollars for footlongs.

[Rollermacka]

... Now I wanna go to Subway. Thanks alot Ryback

[Cool King]

That Subway thing reeked of cheese.

[Keith]

Not even this great Kane and Daniel Bryan tag team angle makes those titles look good.

They're just horrible.

[Cool King]

The "Jared from Subway!" line, just reminded me of the newer episodes of The Simpsons when a celebrity is crammed into an episode and one of The Simpsons says "Wow! *TV Show Name*'s *Celebrity name*!".

[GD]

I just had a veggie delight footlong :p

[KaosDarksol]

Wwe needs to turn Hornswoggle into a Jewish leprechaun who will do anything to prevent people from taking his gold... I know this is weird but where has Hornswoggle been

[el bobbo]

http://i54.tinypic.com/157dxua.jpg

[Road Warrior]

Random thought....Why haven't they had Cesaro rename the US title yet ? Seems like a good way for him to get some cheap heat.

[ClockShot]

Damn. King got to use the company jet. Nice.

[Keith]

Random thought....Why haven't they had Cesaro rename the US title yet ? Seems like a good way for him to get some cheap heat.

'cause he loves America, man.

And the Constitution.

[Keith]

Damn. King got to use the company jet. Nice.

Not a lot of chemistry between Lawler and the Doctor who saved his life.

I would've been hugging the hell out of him.

[Droford]

Kane needs a twitter account

[ClockShot]

Honeys in the front row corner getting alot of camera time.

Give those production guys a raise.

[Keith]

LOL oh shit, JBL mentioning "Pete Rose" and "Blackjack Table", followed by silence

[el bobbo]

God damn JBL kicks ass.

[#1-norm-fan]

Cole seemed genuinely hurt by JBL's rant on his commentary. :(

[KIRA]

If Truth really wants to motivate Kofi to win he should scare him by reminding him that the last time Kane beat him he showered him with affection too.

[Cool King]

Kane wasn't the legal man.

He tagged in Bryan when he grabbed his throat.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[KaosDarksol]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[GD]

This is history in the making!

Kane and Daniel Bryan :heart:

[ClockShot]

Did Vince spring some money for one of those suveillence mics? I can hear everything they're saying in the ring tonight.

[KyleEmmott]

I wish they'd actually use Kane as a monster.

[Cool King]

Loving Kane in all this.

[ClockShot]

#VoteforMurphy

[ClockShot]

Where's my free tickets, Linda?

[KyleEmmott]

I was hoping for a Boo

[KyleEmmott]

No Raw active?

[Cool King]

No Raw active?

I think the WWE now knows that the fans know that whole voting thing for "Raw Active" matches are absolutely pointless.

[ClockShot]

So will today be the day Sakamoto goes Bruce Lee on Tensai?

[Mercenary]

battle of the boring wrestlers
!

[ClockShot]

Hot chicks sighting.

[Cool King]

"Matoor!"

[#1-norm-fan]

Orton and Tensai. Nice.

These two could have an awesome fued if WWE was into putting effort into non-title feuds anymore.

[#1-norm-fan]

battle of the boring wrestlers
!

:nono:

[el bobbo]

They keep bleeping out Randy.

[Cool King]

Tensai wins because Orton <s>flipped the bird and swore at the camera</s> thought he was Steve Austin last night.

[CSL]

how good is JBL

[el bobbo]

Randy is laughing at the Albert chants.

[el bobbo]

how good is JBL

too good.

[Cool King]

Orton no-selling the Vulcan death grip.

[GD]

FRUITY! FRUITY! DELICIOUS! DELICIOUS! FRUITY! FRUITY! FRUITY! SKITTLES!

[Cool King]

how good is JBL

Very.

[ClockShot]

RUN SAKAMOTO! RUN!

[GD]

Nice boobs in the first row. * GIF request *

[#1-norm-fan]

I enjoyed that match greatly.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... 1 in 35 women die of breast cancer?

That seems... incredibly high.

[GD]

A good friend's mom died due to breast cancer. I miss her :(

[el bobbo]

I enjoyed that match greatly.

All Randy does on Raw is have solid matches.

With that story in the WWE magazine about being the Anti-Superstar and him getting bleeped all the time, maybe something will happen to spark his character again?

[el bobbo]

Wait... 1 in 35 women die of breast cancer?

That seems... incredibly high.

That's not even cancer, probably... I don't know.

[Cool King]

I like that the goatee is back. :y:

[KyleEmmott]

Oppa Gangnam Style

[GD]

;)

[KyleEmmott]

DAMIEN!!!!!