Supreme & Tazz Dan Present The Official RAW THREAD 9|24|12 "Savior dances with Brodus and the Funkateers"

[Savio]

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CM Punk's beef with the referee who counted his controversial loss to John Cena last week highlights what's sure to be an explosive Raw. Also, what will the injured Cena have to say tonight?

I'll be the one with the sick dance moves wearing the Cena shirt.

[#1-norm-fan]

Don't you think it's a little early for a Raw thread? As we've seen in the last few weeks, the proper time to start the thread is roughly 3 minutes before the start of the show.

[Shisen Kopf]

Way too early. Also the "witty" thread titles are always awful.

[Cool King]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/730076/thumbs/r-WWE-RAW-large570.jpg?4

[Gertner]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/730076/thumbs/r-WWE-RAW-large570.jpg?4

I'm gonna jack off to that pic

[Shisen Kopf]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/730076/thumbs/r-WWE-RAW-large570.jpg?4

That's white power!

[KyleEmmott]

MONDAY NIGHT RAW FEATURING DAMIEN SANDOW

[SammyG]

The greatest thing that has happened on Raw the last month is the fact that the Nickelback song is gone

[Theo Dious]

There are satellite trucks outside Lawler's house. I'm seriously looking for him to commentate at least part of the show from his couch.

[PorkSoda]

TPWW Chat, guys. Join up!

[Theo Dious]

The greatest thing that has happened on Raw the last month is the fact that the Nickelback song is gone

That would be true if the new song wasn't 100% fag.

[Corndad]

The champ is here

[Droford]

Mad ox?

[Theo Dious]

Wow I forgot how much Heyman makes me want to jam corkscrews into his eyes.

[Emperor Smeat]

No JBL this week on commentary?

[Droford]

Mr puunk

[Theo Dious]

No JBL this week on commentary?

Homeboy has mountains to climb Sir.

[Corndad]

Replacement Refs lol

[Theo Dious]

lol They're making a deal out of the NFL business.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: making fun of the NFL's situation

"Your not even a real ref"

[Cool King]

What's with the NFL logo?

Is it just because the new season has started or something?

[Immortal Moose]

What's with the NFL logo?

Is it just because the new season has started or something?

The replacement refs during the strike are routinely blowing calls.

[Droford]

This is something

[Corndad]

Punk gave her the Skip lol

[PorkSoda]

I just realized something.....we're watching a WRESTLING show, guys. This has been nothing but a.....but a.....A SOAP OPERA!

[Cool King]

The vast majority of those "wwewrestlingsexconfessions" about CM Punk came from AJ.

[Droford]

Lol wtf

[Corndad]

Paul Heyman is such an old man lol

[Droford]

I bet somewhere deep down hey man liked that slap

[Theo Dious]

AJ kicks every kind of ass imaginable.

[Emperor Smeat]

AJ looks like she wants to kill someone right now

[Cool King]

It's the same old shit from AJ.

Everytime she's on camera.

[DaVe]

What was going on there.

[ClockShot]

PAY THE REFS, GOODELL!

Was AJ crying?

Good evening, everybody.

[KyleEmmott]

Woooo!

[ClockShot]

Truth got his popcorn ready.

[Theo Dious]

It's the same old shit from AJ.

Everytime she's on camera.

Right because Punk is a fountain of variety.

[Cool King]

They're having a match because of something said over Twitter?

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/b7053abd5e3a4ece03feac71bb32d54a/4230%20-%20facepalm%20randy_orton%20wwe.png

[ClockShot]

Criss Angel is the "social media ambassador".

This might be short night.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol JR "What a main event!"

[ClockShot]

Great match.

[Cool King]

Great match.

[Corndad]

Nice match there. Good stuff.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Best in the world at fixin' athletes!"

[Immortal Moose]

"Best in the world at fixin' athletes!"

Useless trivia: I met with Andrews one time, for my feet and knees.

[Droford]

Lol at the Kmart in the background

[KyleEmmott]

I'm still annoyed the fact they're not using Kane as a monster.

[Poit]

"That's not even grammatically correct" :rofl:

[KyleEmmott]

Is it me or is WWE using a different camera and camera angles?

[#1-norm-fan]

I love these "professional" looking vignettes they've been filming.

[Corndad]

Gerald Chants LOL

[Keith]

Haha geez, who's writing these Daniel Bryan and Kane vignettes?

They're fucking awesome.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at this skit

Must be another one made by the people who are also working on the NXT stuff.

[ClockShot]

Brothers of Dysfunction is TPWW's choice if I'm not mistaken.

[KyleEmmott]

This Raw Active might be fun lol

[PorkSoda]

Hilarious. Funny. Kane is just gold at comedy.

[Poit]

Brothers of Dysfunction is TPWW's choice if I'm not mistaken.

:y:

[Cool King]

The WWE's vignettes are getting more and more cinematic.

[KyleEmmott]

BROTHERS OF DYSFUNCTION

[Immortal Moose]

Brothers of Dysfunction is TPWW's choice if I'm not mistaken.

That gets my approval.

[Cool King]

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[ClockShot]

Yeah, someone who has twitter get on this.

But knowing our luck, WWE internet control probably has a few eyes on this website as we speak.

[KyleEmmott]

The WWE's vignettes are getting more and more cinematic.
I was thinking the same thing. I like it like that.

[Cool King]

Prime Time Players!

[#1-norm-fan]

I LOVE it when teams come out together.

[Cool King]

J.R seems a little bit off tonight.

[Tom Guycott]

For some reason, that Criss Angel pic they use looks like Cena in a wig and guyliner.

[KyleEmmott]

I think are wish for a better tag team division was more than granted.

[Tom Guycott]

MOVE MOVE MOVE!

[Rollermacka]

Team name, The Big Red Goatface

[Aaronp43]

New name for kane and d-bry #goatmachine

[Tom Guycott]

I'm glad he's doing okay, but this "extended coverage" of Jerry's recovery is why people think the deal with King is a work.

[KyleEmmott]

Any guesses on Special guest?

[Poit]

Is another past legend beating Slater?

[Cool King]

WWE alumni matches are back!?

[ClockShot]

Oh look, a special guest.

Anybody wanna take a guess who or what it is?

[KyleEmmott]

It's Ric Flair. WOO!

[KyleEmmott]

Oh look, a special guest.

Anybody wanna take a guess who or what it is?

"What"? Is it the gobbley gooker??

[Rollermacka]

I think it's time for the Prime Time Playas to get a tag title run.


Side note, whatever happend to Hunico and Camacho? I liked that cholo style gimmick and the badass bikes

[KyleEmmott]

I think it's time for the Prime Time Playas to get a tag title run.


Side note, whatever happend to Hunico and Camacho? I liked that cholo style gimmick and the badass bikes

I hated that gimmick....

[KyleEmmott]

Kane & Daniel Bryan = Team Friendship

[Cool King]

Side note, whatever happend to Hunico and Camacho? I liked that cholo style gimmick and the badass bikes

They're competing on NXT.

[KyleEmmott]

MICK FOLEYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[ClockShot]

Mick Foley. Must need money.

[DaVe]

Mick looks humongous.

[Emperor Smeat]

So does Mick have a new book or something coming out soon?

[Immortal Moose]

Mick!

[KyleEmmott]

I'll always welcome Mick back.

[Cool King]

Oh, Foley. That's a bit of a let down. :-\

Still nice to see him though.

[KyleEmmott]

Dean Ambrose needs to come out so they can start their long awaited fued.

[Tom Guycott]

So, is Mick the stand-in legend for the angle with Punk now?

[Corndad]

This should be good.

[Immortal Moose]

They made him put on a jacket?

[KyleEmmott]

Wouldn't it be nice to see Mankind make a return?

[DaVe]

Haha damn, what was the crowd saying to provoke him?

[Tom Guycott]

"I'm not even holding a microphone, you stupid bitch!"

[ClockShot]

Kinda wondering if this Punk heel turn is gonna backfire in some way. I don't know how, or why, it's just a weird feeling I have.

[KyleEmmott]

I've been saying this the whole time...

[Corndad]

This is the best Mick We've heard in a while actually.

[Cool King]

Damn, 14 years ago.

I'm old. :(

[KyleEmmott]

This is the best Mick We've heard in a while actually.

[KyleEmmott]

Mick Foley is only 47...I though he was much older.

[Corndad]

Holy shit Mick. Damn.

[KyleEmmott]

THIS IS GREAT

[Rollermacka]

Honky Tonk Man cares about statistics

[Rollermacka]

Ric Flair cares about statistics...

[dronepool]

Foley+Punk was awesome.

[Cool King]

Mick was great.

[Aaronp43]

Best promo in a long time

[KyleEmmott]

So far I would say this is a pretty good show.

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If you needed Criss Angel to let you know @<a href="https://twitter.com/realmickfoley">realmickfoley</a> can deliver a great promo, turn your set off now. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/250402776222420992" data-datetime="2012-09-25T01:14:08+00:00">September 25, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Do I even have the ion channel?

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty great promo stuff between Foley and Punk.

Foley is amazing when he puts emotion into it and Punk is right, he should already be considered as a great and a big name after beating Cena several times already.

[Corndad]

Main Event?? Another new show??

[Cool King]

It looks like a lot of professional artists like Ryback....

[Droford]

Rofl

[Rollermacka]

Whoa, fan jumped into the ring?

[Rollermacka]

It's been awhile since that happend

[Cool King]

FAN RUN-IN!

[Theo Dious]

lol Fan in the ring!

[ClockShot]

I literally must have blinked and missed it.

[Tom Guycott]

When Harry Met Sally?

[Rollermacka]

OMG... really?

[Droford]

Lol

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[Cool King]

When Harry Met Sally parody.

[DaVe]

loll

[KyleEmmott]

I had to rewind it to see it, missed it.

[Cool King]

Love Ricardo.

Also, Del Rio was corpsing.

[KyleEmmott]

I wish he'd strike more... just throw them in the corner and go Rocky on them

[ClockShot]

Probably see how Jerry's doing then call it a night.

[Tom Guycott]

Speaking of The Brothers of Dysfunction:

Dr Shelby has the potential to be the greatest manager in the history of WWE. He can go on to help R-Truth with Little Jimmy, ween Santino off of the Cobra if they decide to make him SRS BZNSS, and the potiential shennanigans to be had with Johnny Curtis...

[Tom Guycott]

"I WANNA TALK TO (DR) SAMPSON!"

[Corndad]

Will be good to see The King

[ClockShot]

Live from The Throne.

[Corndad]

Damn doesn't even remember the Tag Match

[Tom Guycott]

... everyone except New Jack, that is.

[Droford]

Lawler looks very orange

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Did JR just say "He looked terrible"?

[Tom Guycott]

I was hoping Ricardo would have come out with his crappy car and theme

[Cool King]

Damn, I was hoping for a Ricardo entrance.

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[Aaronp43]

King looks very poor hope he does not come back too soon

[KyleEmmott]

For the sake of TPWW Survivor Series; Sin Cara please do not get pinned.

[Cool King]

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[KyleEmmott]

Anyone else see Rey limping?

[Cool King]

Did Sin Cara just randomly spin in the air or was that a botch?

[Theo Dious]

Vintage Mr. Wrestling II reference!

[KyleEmmott]

Sin Cara with the swanton bomb.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>It took two former world champions &amp; the most popular Mexican star of all time to beat @<a href="https://twitter.com/rrwwe">rrwwe</a>. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/250415995154477056" data-datetime="2012-09-25T02:06:40+00:00">September 25, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Immortal Moose]

Christ, it's been ages since I've seen a K-Mart.

[Corndad]

Kane eating a salad = Ratings

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[KyleEmmott]

Just so everyone knows Daniel Bryan isn't a vegan anymore

[Corndad]

Check Please! LOL

[#1-norm-fan]

Apparently meatballs make Daniel Bryan deep throat cock.

[ClockShot]

The fuck kind of team names are those?

[Cool King]

TEAM FRIENDSHIP!

[Immortal Moose]

No where close to the quality of Brothers of Dysfunction.

[KyleEmmott]

Team Hell No

[Rollermacka]

Whoa, I just flipped back and I see Daniel Bryan's head in the docs lap and gurgling noises. What did I miss? :naughty:

[Immortal Moose]

TEAM FRIENDSHIP!

Given the choices I agree.

[Cool King]

Wasn't Team Friendship mentioned here a few weeks ago?

[Corndad]

Tried pushing Brothers of Dysfunction on Twitter to no avail. :(

[#1-norm-fan]

The fuck kind of team names are those?

The kind of team names you give when you want the WWE Universe to feel like they have "the choice" when you already know what you want the answer to be.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wasn't Team Friendship mentioned here a few weeks ago?

The therapist suggested it a couple weeks ago.

[Cool King]

The therapist suggested it a couple weeks ago.

Ah, that's where I heard it from.

[Cool King]

"Who they decided the name would be"? :wtf:

[KyleEmmott]

DAMIEN SANDOW!

[Emperor Smeat]

Should have had "Team Hug It Out" as an option.

Team Rhodes Scholars sounds 100x better than Bryan and Kane's team name.

[Corndad]

Sandow has a T-shirt!

[Droford]

Sandows got a shirt

[Cool King]

Team Hell No?

That's shit.

[Corndad]

Team Rhodes Scholars lol Kinda catchy

[Cool King]

I want that Sandow T-shirt!

[KyleEmmott]

I'm buying that damn shirt.

[KyleEmmott]

The shirt isn't even on sale yet.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh God.

Teams called "Team" something are uncreative enough.

"Team Rhodescholars" is just... awful. lol

[KyleEmmott]

They'll probably be called the Rhode Scholars not teams Rhodes Scholars

[Cool King]

Oh God.

Teams called "Team" something are uncreative enough.

"Team Rhodescholars" is just... awful. lol

Yeah.

TNA were really bad for that a few years ago. I'm pretty sure they had a good amount of tag teams/stables and all but two of them didn't have "Team" in the name.

[Innovator]

So is AJ getting fired for the slap or are they ignoring that Vickie situation?

[dronepool]

I'm thinking about going to TLC, it's like a 15 min subway ride from me. depends on prices, it could be my first live event.

[Corndad]

Alicia Fox's Weekly Face/Heel change

[KyleEmmott]

HOLY SHIT, Alicia Fox was a heel literally like a week or 2 ago....

[#1-norm-fan]

Rhodes and Sandow should have been named "Brains & Beauty"

[Tom Guycott]

... and now Fox is a face again.

[KyleEmmott]

Look they're givin Beth a match now that she's leaving them.

[Corndad]

Beth looks so pissed to be in this match

[Cool King]

I'm sure Alicia Fox is Bi-polar.

Almost every time she has a match, she's turned from heel to face or vice versa.

[Cool King]

Beth. :heart:

[#1-norm-fan]

So is AJ getting fired for the slap or are they ignoring that Vickie situation?

Continuinty Schmontinuity.

The writers can't be bothered to remember what happened 2 hours ago, much less a month.

[Tom Guycott]

... and "Hell No"? Hell no is right. They will continue to be "Brothers of Dysfunction" to me, and I will collectively refer to them as such thanks to the clearly more creative minds of my fellow posters on TPWW>

[Rock Bottom]

Michael Cole usually annoys the piss out of me, but every now and then, he comes back with a gem like, "Beth Phoenix, one of the most powerful divas of all time..."

[KyleEmmott]

It's a shame, Beth is leaving...

[Rock Bottom]

Did you hear the guy in the crowd say "shut up bitch"

[#1-norm-fan]

Wig

[Corndad]

Eve in a blonde wig. Kinda be hot to see that.

[KyleEmmott]

Kaitlyn, so much potential and so much beauty.

[Immortal Moose]

And there goes Beth, I guess.

[Immortal Moose]

Eve in a blonde wig. Kinda be hot to see that.

Doesn't matter what wig she's wearing, so long as it's only the wig.

[Cool King]

I'm not believing that that is the way Beth is going to go out.

[Tom Guycott]

Who took out Katlyn in the hallway with the lead pipe?

http://vampjezzc.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/4wxmfrjy6kdn1k3eserlfhjdo1_500.jpg

If she's blonde, then obviously, Miss Scarlet!

[Immortal Moose]

I'm not believing that that is the way Beth is going to go out.

Maybe, but no one should be surprised if it is, really. (see Lita)

[KyleEmmott]

Oh no.......

[Rock Bottom]

Rikishi could be mistaken for a blonde

[Rock Bottom]

fuckin king hippo is here

Back in the day, The Rock would have shit this guy out on top of Billy Gunn.

[Corndad]

Someone GIF that Damn Kid Dancing HAHAHAHAHA

[Tom Guycott]

Rikishi could be mistaken for a blonde

Yeah, but there is no way The Rock can benefit in her being injured

[KyleEmmott]

I'm kind of interested in this match now.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wow. Here's a match that would have been HUGE 3 months ago.

[Cool King]

Did JR just make a euphemism for him getting a boner?

[Corndad]

Remember when Tensai beat Cena and Punk and was relevant a few months ago? Nah neither Do I.

[Immortal Moose]

Wow. Here's a match that would have been HUGE 3 months ago.

It's still fairly large. ;)

[Cool King]

I said it last week and I'll say it again.

I would love it if those two guys were a dominating heel tag team.

[Corndad]

All for Big Show to kill lol

[Immortal Moose]

Just got larger.

[Tom Guycott]

Enter Big Show. Ring implodes. Calling it now.

[Ultra Mantis]

Brodus just botched taking off his pants and looked creepy as hell doing it.

[KyleEmmott]

I FIND IT ODD THAT HE GETS A FACE POP.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus Christ...

[#1-norm-fan]

It's still fairly large.

I think WWE just showed how much that match mattered now. lol

[Tom Guycott]

Brodus just botched taking off his pants and looked creepy as hell doing it.

Not as creepy as M.I. Smooth in WCW taking his pants off and saying "Smooth is gonna show you who your daddy is!"

[KyleEmmott]

I have figured out that, when a heel goes away for awhile he always comes back to a face pop..

[Tom Guycott]

I think WWE just showed how much that match mattered now. lol

Iron. Clad. Contract.

[Tom Guycott]

I have figured out that, when a heel goes away for awhile he always comes back to a face pop..

They're just trying to be Mark Henry.

[Rock Bottom]

Big Show just came out like a randomly generated storyline from an extremely dated WWF game

[#1-norm-fan]

So it's "Use Brodus to help make Show look good for a month or two, use Show to make someone else look good, repeat."

[Immortal Moose]

So it's "Use Brodus to help make Show look good for a month or two, use Show to make someone else look good, repeat."

Sounds about right, but hopefully not two months right.

[#1-norm-fan]

Sounds about right, but hopefully not two months right.

Two months should be enough for a "Forget about jobber Big Show and believe that he can take the title from Sheamus" feud.

[KyleEmmott]

His titantron is in pink as well?!

[Immortal Moose]

Two months should be enough for a "Forget about jobber Big Show and believe that he can take the title from Sheamus" feud.

True, but maybe they can speed it up, their memory lasts only a few weeks anyway.

[#1-norm-fan]

I was really hoping they were gonna go with a legitimate feud between Brodus and Big Show and maybe make Brodus look like he can go with a "heavy hitter". Then he ran at him and got knocked out in an instant and looked like a pussy/moron.

Genius.

[Cool King]

I'm assuming that Cena (and probably Punk) are getting the last 10 minutes of the show to talk.

Which means the Brodus/Tensai match that ended in a double DQ was our main event tonight.

[Tom Guycott]

Big Show just came out like a randomly generated storyline from an extremely dated WWF game

What the hell? First the "falling box" comment in 100,000 replies, now this? Someone's dusted off their RAW 2 for regular XBOX.

[Immortal Moose]

I'm assuming that Cena (and probably Punk) are getting the last 10 minutes of the show to talk.

Which means the Brodus/Tensai match that ended in a double DQ was our main event tonight.

It took a few months but creative finally made it happen.

[Tom Guycott]

I'm sure somone else has pointed this out, but Cena's (albeit awesome) promo on punk about how he's rocking Hitman colors that one night, and now Cena's been doing it ever since.

[Immortal Moose]

Another devastating insult from Cena.

[PullMyFinger]

Another devastating insult from Cena.

Shut the front door. Cena's went too far, release papers probably.

[KyleEmmott]

I'm sure somone else has pointed this out, but Cena's (albeit awesome) promo on punk about how he's rocking Hitman colors that one night, and now Cena's been doing it ever since.

It's for breast cancer though, I wouldn't really say that's stealing his colors

[Emperor Smeat]

Is it me or does it seem like Cena has one of these farewell/sorry type promos like once every few months or so ever since loosing the Nexus match 2 years ago.

[Corndad]

Punk staring down that little kid LOL

[Cool King]

Punk looking at the fat ginger kid in disgust.

[PullMyFinger]

How did CM Punk seriously manage to stay serious with those kids looking at him? LMAO CLASSIC. Seriously I would've laughed when that kid kept laughing at his stare.

[PullMyFinger]

CM Punk is easily the best wrestler since the Rock/Austin era. Everytime the dude comes out its like must see tv, classic moments.

[Cool King]

It's for breast cancer though, I wouldn't really say that's stealing his colors

Yeah, plus pink is the colour that is used to represent Cancer. So Cena doesn't really have a choice when it comes to the colours, whereas Punk chose to wear Pink & Black.

[Corndad]

Passive Weenie!

[Rock Bottom]

lol, I feel like Cena just took it to Punk, Dennis the Mennis style

[Immortal Moose]

Why is he wearing sweatshirts?

He didn't for the first segment but did every one since.

[Corndad]

Oh shit. Ryback!

[#1-norm-fan]

HOLY SHIT YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Immortal Moose]

OK then, Ryback...