#1-norm-fan
09-24-2012, 06:23 PM
Cut to a storage unit on a cold, overcast day in Stamford, Ct. Suddenly, a warmly bundled up Santino Marella walks into the scene, crowbar in hand. "This is the one" he exclaims in his faux Italian accent. What's going on here? We're left to wait.
Later in the show, we get a shot of Santino working the lock with the crowbar until suddenly *POP*. "Yes!" he exclaims as he stands and lifts the door, looking inside. "Jackpot". He walks in and begins rummaging around, looking through the boxes of wrestling history located in the storage locker that Vince McMahon has hoarded over the years. There's the pieces of the old WCW Thunder set, the horns from some of JBL's limos, The Goon's first hockey stick. It's all in there. Then suddenly, he looks to his left and his face is aglow. He walks over and picks it up, looking on in awe. He lifts in into the frame over his face so we can see the back of it... It's a championship belt.
Cut to the next week. Antonio Cesaro has just defeated Zack Ryder when suddenly Santino's music hits. Out comes Santino... with his head shaved. Trailing behind him? Aksana... however she has dyed her hair blonde. He's sporting an evil goatee and he is wearing tights and a jacket that match what we're accustomed to seeing Antonio wear except the color is blue instead of red. A smile breaks across his face as Cesaro looks on, US Title over his shoulder. Santino grabs a mic.
"Mr. Cesaro" he says. "You personify evil. You personify everything that is wrong with the WWE. But I... I am your polar opposite." He unzips his jacket and opens it up to reveal... the European Title. "For I... am Bizarro Cesaro."
Later in the show, we get a shot of Santino working the lock with the crowbar until suddenly *POP*. "Yes!" he exclaims as he stands and lifts the door, looking inside. "Jackpot". He walks in and begins rummaging around, looking through the boxes of wrestling history located in the storage locker that Vince McMahon has hoarded over the years. There's the pieces of the old WCW Thunder set, the horns from some of JBL's limos, The Goon's first hockey stick. It's all in there. Then suddenly, he looks to his left and his face is aglow. He walks over and picks it up, looking on in awe. He lifts in into the frame over his face so we can see the back of it... It's a championship belt.
Cut to the next week. Antonio Cesaro has just defeated Zack Ryder when suddenly Santino's music hits. Out comes Santino... with his head shaved. Trailing behind him? Aksana... however she has dyed her hair blonde. He's sporting an evil goatee and he is wearing tights and a jacket that match what we're accustomed to seeing Antonio wear except the color is blue instead of red. A smile breaks across his face as Cesaro looks on, US Title over his shoulder. Santino grabs a mic.
"Mr. Cesaro" he says. "You personify evil. You personify everything that is wrong with the WWE. But I... I am your polar opposite." He unzips his jacket and opens it up to reveal... the European Title. "For I... am Bizarro Cesaro."