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Shisen Kopf
09-26-2012, 11:09 PM
Haku was crappy,
Even though he was a king
his hair looks like pubes
Thank you.
Lock Jaw
09-26-2012, 11:28 PM
Haku was not crap,
He was great and amazing,
So shut up your face.
El Fangel
09-26-2012, 11:49 PM
The post just above this
Is made entirely of truth
shisen can fuck off
Shisen Kopf
09-26-2012, 11:58 PM
Panties in a bunch?
Haku was not very good
Meng was solid though
El Fangel
09-27-2012, 01:09 AM
You just hate the blacks
ignorant motherfucker
dumb fucking cracker
Tom Guycott
09-27-2012, 01:32 AM
Meng was merciles:
Wait! That's the wrong Meng, I think...
... lost my train of thought.
Keith
09-27-2012, 01:33 AM
I liked Meng.
If he was in WWE today, with that same gimmick and look, he'd probably be in a feud with Cena or something.
Come to think of it, he probably would've had a run similar to Umaga (only Meng was more badass).
Tom Guycott
09-27-2012, 01:35 AM
Haku is awesome:
The Wild Samoans rocked,
Powers of Pain ruled!
Keith
09-27-2012, 01:37 AM
I liked The Barbarian.
He was always quiet. I bet he had a lot to say, though.
Tom Guycott
09-27-2012, 01:39 AM
Haiku posts here, Keith.
That's your second one without it...
Also, mention Haku.
Keith
09-27-2012, 01:40 AM
Meng?
Tom Guycott
09-27-2012, 01:43 AM
Meng and/or Haku...
You're doing this on purpose:
You know they're the same.
Lock Jaw
09-27-2012, 01:54 AM
Uuuuussssshhh was the sound made,
With each and every blow,
As Meng smashed his foes.
Tag spec-ial-ist, yes
First with War-lord, next An-dre
Then Bar-bar-i-an
Rock Bottom
09-27-2012, 02:56 AM
Fatu's where it's at
He did it for da people
Did it for da Rock
Road Warrior
09-27-2012, 02:57 AM
To many syllables
on your first line son of bitch
Meng is disappoint
More than freinds with Rikishi
Hot bromance circa 2001
Stinkface moar like rim job
You just hate the blacks
ignorant motherfucker
dumb fucking cracker
Haku was black?
Nicky Fives
09-27-2012, 09:31 AM
Uuuuussssshhh was the sound made,
With each and every blow,
As Meng smashed his foes.
:rofl:
dingdongyo
09-27-2012, 08:10 PM
haku. he was fat.
fatty fat fat fatterson.
big fat tongan ass.
Shisen Kopf
09-27-2012, 08:16 PM
There should be a sub forum dedicated to rasslin poetry, haikus and other shit.
We need more haikus
About Goldberg and Ryback
Compare and contrast
WinterDecay
09-27-2012, 11:22 PM
His Toy no crown
Wrestling style not electric
Always the toughest
DaveBrawl
09-27-2012, 11:31 PM
Fingers around throat
Tongan Deathgrip rules all men
Pin or submission
Tom Guycott
09-27-2012, 11:49 PM
Piss-poor bigotry
morphs into an awesome thread;
Good job, Shisen Koph!
:y:
Lock Jaw
09-28-2012, 12:00 AM
Haku was a king,
What have you accomplished, huh?
Nothing, that is what.
Shisen Kopf
09-28-2012, 07:19 AM
Haku was a king
So was Hacksaw Jim Duggan
He was terrible
Autobahn
09-28-2012, 08:43 AM
Haku was not bad
But Haku was no Kurrgan
Or no Alex Wright
Haku was a king
So was Hacksaw Jim Duggan
He was terrible
Don Imus said it
He was fired, but I'm immune
"Nappy headed HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!"
Shisen Kopf
09-28-2012, 09:57 PM
Haku haikus? Yes!
The thread of the year? Of course
Nigga stole my bike
The Fugitive
09-28-2012, 11:28 PM
Don't mess with Haku
Jimmy Jack Funk pissed him off
Funk now has one eye
Tom Guycott
09-29-2012, 02:55 AM
five, seven, five, yo!
that's called a haiku, dipshits
you have caught the gay
Also; seven, nine, seven.
But people rarely pull that one off
because it's too hard for them.
*These are addendums.
Won't format explanation...
okay, maybe so.
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