Autobahn presents: TNA Bound For Glory thread - now with 87% more Joey Ryan

[Autobahn]

Austin Aries vs. Jeff Hardy for the TNA Title.
- Christopher Daniels and Kazarian vs. Kurt Angle and A.J. Styles vs. Hernandez and Chavo Guerrero Jr. in a three-way for the TNA Tag Titles.
- Bobby Roode vs. James Storm in a falls count anywhere street fight with King Mo Lawal as special referee.
- Miss Tessmacher vs. Tara for the TNA Knockouts Title.
- Sting and Bully Ray vs. two members of Aces & 8s.
- Samoa Joe vs. Magnus.
- Al Snow vs. Joey Ryan.
- Rob Van Dam vs. X Division Champion Zema Ion.

[XL]

That's a pretty stacked card from an in-ring perspective. Will be watching when it's shown on TV over here on Wednesday.

[Nicky Fives]

going to stream it tonight after watching the special pre-show thingy on SpikeTV, all the while flipping back and forth between the MBL playoffs.....It should be a decent show.....

[KyleEmmott]

going to stream it tonight after watching the special pre-show thingy on SpikeTV, all the while flipping back and forth between the MBL playoffs.....It should be a decent show.....
Could you send me the link in the rep.

[DLVH84]

That's a pretty damn good line-up.

[Seth82]

I'll likely be streaming it as well.

I have no clue on the storylines for tonight.

[Droford]

Watching the special on spiketv..

[Nicky Fives]

Watching the special on spiketv..

me too..... only TNA would put on a show where they abruptly cut to commercial during the part that everyone wants to see, Sting getting inducted into the Hall Of Fame.....

[erickman]

i wish spike would do pre-show stuff before every tna ppv

[Nicky Fives]

Could you send me the link in the rep.

check rep.... should be up in a few minutes.....

[PorkSoda]

Actually gonna be watching this via stream tonight.

Haven't paid attention to TNA for a long, long time.

Currently streaming and I've already seen Hulk Hogan and heard Jeff Hardy won a BFG contest. Really?

[Nicky Fives]

Tag Title Triple Threat should have opened the show.... typical TNA.....

[Wishbone]

ANyone got a stream?

[Seth82]

ANyone got a stream?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Seth, I deleted the link from your post because posting those links on public forums is how the sites get found out and shut down.

If you wanna send people links please send them a PM or a rep.


Thanks,
S.O.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I just turned this on. I'm excited!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Let's make this the best TNA thread EVER!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Who's that black guy!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

King Mo

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wonder if he will team up again with King Mabel

[Seth82]

Seth, I deleted the link from your post because posting those links on public forums is how the sites get found out and shut down.

If you wanna send people links please send them a PM or a rep.


Thanks,
S.O.

ah alright.

I'll pm him the link.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

90s tag team reference! WOOOOOOOOO

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WE'RE ON A MISSION

[Supreme Olajuwon]

is that a glass table?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

fancy

[Nicky Fives]

BLOOD!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jimmy Storms has got some color!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

TV-14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

F|_|CK YOU WWE!!!!!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

damn son he is GUSHING

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://www.tbseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/gushers.jpg?w=300

[Supreme Olajuwon]

just noticed the ramp

YAY at that ramp

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I AM STICKYING THIS

[Supreme Olajuwon]

JAMES STORM DOESN'T CUT HIMSELF TO NOT BE STICKIED

[Supreme Olajuwon]

blood on the camera

[Nicky Fives]

someone is going through, or coming out from the ramp...... Storm is leaking BAD.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

juicy

[PorkSoda]

This match between Roode and Storm is fucking A.

And yeah, that cut on Storm is nasty.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I :heart: Bobby Roode

[Supreme Olajuwon]

love that he sells like Flair

[Supreme Olajuwon]

you know what I mean

[Supreme Olajuwon]

super goofy

[Supreme Olajuwon]

but doesn't take away from the seriousness of the match

[PorkSoda]

Is that a glass table?

[Nicky Fives]

pouring beer over a cut must be sanitary.....

[PorkSoda]

Pretty badass, I'd say.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

you know

[Stealth-Icon]

Might I get a link anyone?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

damn looked like Roode spiked himself on that landing

[Supreme Olajuwon]

KING MO!
KING MO!
KING MO!
RIGHT HAND!
MICHAELS IS OUT!

[PorkSoda]

Didn't realize Earl Hebner was reffing until Taz called it.

[Seth82]

damn this has been a great match. Storm is a bloody mess.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

CHEESE GRATER!!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

GRAB THE CHEESE GRATER YOU CLOWN

[Nicky Fives]

great match, but this should have been co-main event......

[Nicky Fives]

TACKS!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

OR THE TAX

[eazey]

Really enjoying this street fight! I may have to watch more TNA.

[Nicky Fives]

that bump can never feel good......

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch for Roode.

[eazey]

Nice with the tacks!

[Stealth-Icon]

Storm is doing his best Flair imitation bleeding like that

[PorkSoda]

BEER!

[Curd]

And how long before we have the thread, "Has Impact! Wrestling given up on the Joey Ryan experiment?" :y:

[eazey]

Left the hand there kind of long.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Mike Tenay gets offended by the low blow

thumb tax are cool tho

[Nicky Fives]

BEER!

MONEY!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

KING MO just like "yall niggas is dumb"

[Supreme Olajuwon]

fun match

Bobby Roode is a champion

[Seth82]

that was a really great and fun match.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

what was the first match?

I missed it

[Stealth-Icon]

Joey Ryan has been the only decent gut check contestant

[PorkSoda]

what was the first match?

I missed it

RVD vs X Division champion, forget his name. RVD won.

[Nicky Fives]

what was the first match?

I missed it

RVD defeating Zema Ion for the X-Title..... decent match, shouldn't have opened the show though.....

[eazey]

RVD won the X division title. Dont know the former champ's name.

[Nicky Fives]

I really want to see Head make an appearance.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

FROM LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMA, OHIOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Supreme Olajuwon]

FUCK YOU CHRISTY

YOU SAID IT WRONG

[PorkSoda]

I think we know Joey is going to win this.

[Nicky Fives]

I enjoy the "87% prefer Head over sleaze" sign.....

[Seth82]

Al Snow on a 2012 PPV...

[Nicky Fives]

you can laugh, but he's not terrible.....

[Nicky Fives]

SNOW PLOW!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

so weird to hear announcers putting over talent on a wrestling show these days

[Nicky Fives]

HEAD!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

HEAD!

[Nicky Fives]

lol at Ryan kissing Head..... brilliant.....

[PorkSoda]

AND SHOULDERS

[Nicky Fives]

Blueprint!!!!

[Stealth-Icon]

Never been a big fan of Matt Morgan sorry to say.

[PorkSoda]

HEY! It's Mmmmm...att..Mama..Mmmm....MORGAN!

[eazey]

Nice match from Al.

[Nicky Fives]

huge fan of Morgan.....this team could be intersting.....

[Seth82]

I hope this next tag match is a good one.

[Stealth-Icon]

World Tag Team Champions of the World. Who the hell comes up with this??

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty odd pairing of Morgan and Ryan.

Any reason why Daniels drinks/holds an apple martini?

[Nicky Fives]

I'm thinking Angle turns on AJ tonight.....

[Nicky Fives]

Pretty odd pairing of Morgan and Ryan.

Any reason why Daniels drinks/holds an apple martini?

his drink of choice, didn't you hear? :P

[Stealth-Icon]

Hoping for a win by Hernandez and Chavo.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hooray! I'm a big fan of 5 of these 6 wrestlers!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

and Hernandez is there too!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

ORALE VATO

[Stealth-Icon]

Hooray! I'm a big fan of 5 of these 6 wrestlers!

Which one are you not a fan of?

[Nicky Fives]

and Hernandez is there too!

never cared for him much either.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

wait I thought Wes Brisco was in Aces & 8s

[Nicky Fives]

Trust Jesus sign? da fuck?

[Nicky Fives]

wait I thought Wes Brisco was in Aces & 8s

he is, but "we don't know it yet"

[Supreme Olajuwon]

OHHHHHHHH I GET IT

[Supreme Olajuwon]

SORTA SWERVE!

[PorkSoda]

Who are the members of Aces & 8's?

[Stealth-Icon]

What is the tampon on Chavo' shoulder for?

[PorkSoda]

His shoulder is on it's period. Duh!

[Nicky Fives]

shouldn't one member of each team be in the ring at the same time?

[PorkSoda]

lol at Taz "A bag of something, uh, rocks, you know, bag."

[Stealth-Icon]

How can a tag when both guys are on the outside of the ropes be legal?

[Nicky Fives]

Angle hasn't lost much since his WWE days.....other than his wife, of course......

[Nicky Fives]

Kazarian may be dead.....

[Stealth-Icon]

Angle hasn't lost much since his WWE days.....other than his wife, of course......


Zing!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hernandez does something amazing then follows it up by almost killing somebody

[Nicky Fives]

awesome spot from AJ, barely saved a Botchamania appearance.....

[Stealth-Icon]

Styles with a RYBACK line

[Stealth-Icon]

"Beady bald head of Daniels" nice one Tazz

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd barely caring that Chavo and Hernandez won

[Nicky Fives]

crowd couldn't give two shits about that finish.....

[PorkSoda]

I thought he said beany.

[Stealth-Icon]

Seriously, why do they call it the World Tag Team Champions of the World??? So lame even for TNA.

[PorkSoda]

What the hell is the name? Super Mex? Supamex?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

bunch of cool spots in that match

[Supreme Olajuwon]

bunch on minor botches

[Nicky Fives]

Chavo is great in the ring, but he is horrendous on the microphone.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

one HUGE botch

[Seth82]

hmm not sure I agree with this decision.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

shittiest team won

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I dunno

[Nicky Fives]

Seriously, why do they call it the World Tag Team Champions of the World??? So lame even for TNA.

that was just a Daniels & Kaz thing, they don't call the titles that all the time.....

[Nicky Fives]

RING IT, tubby!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I had no idea Tiffany was this referee

[Nicky Fives]

really hate the Kelly Kelly "It's the only move I know" multiple turn Headscissors.....

[Stealth-Icon]

I had no idea Tiffany was this referee


When she first came out a month or so ago, no one knew who she was when Brooke Hogan announced her.

[Nicky Fives]

so who is Tara's "Hollywood boyfriend" going to be?

[Stealth-Icon]

Tara, Teshmacher and Taryn Terrel in a Three way T way

[Stealth-Icon]

so who is Tara's "Hollywood boyfriend" going to be?


Screech

[Nicky Fives]

Screech

I was thinking Eric Bischoff for some reason.....

[Nicky Fives]

didn't see Tara winning at all.....

[Stealth-Icon]

I was thinking Eric Bischoff for some reason.....

Maybe, I just figure it won't be anyone big like she says it is.

[Nicky Fives]

who?

[Stealth-Icon]

And the crowd goes silent

[PorkSoda]

That guy looks like a gay.

[Stealth-Icon]

I hated this douche on Big Brother

[Nicky Fives]

crowd just died quicker than the end of the tag match...... expected "WHO ARE YOU" chant......

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WHO ARE YA, MATE?

[PorkSoda]

LEX LUGER!

"There was one moment in my life when MY TEE SHIRT WAS TOO TIGHT"

[Stealth-Icon]

Wow Lex. Haven't seen him in forever.

[Nicky Fives]

seeing Sting without make-up or dark sunglasses is weird.....

[Stealth-Icon]

Can A's & 8's ever live up to anything if they are all low level wrestlers even if they have a "big name" as their leader?

[Nicky Fives]

Can A's & 8's ever live up to anything if they are all low level wrestlers even if they have a "big name" as their leader?

not a chance...... the only way I see this angle working is if Hogan is behind it all, and more Hogan on my TV screen is not what I want to see.....I see Ray turning on Sting after they lose this match, nothing to do with A & 8's, but because he didn't "trust him" somehow.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

oh ok so Bully Ray is being overly chummy

so he's gonna turn on Sting probs

[Stealth-Icon]

I almost see a swerve coming with Sting turning on Ray. Making it more like when Hogan went to the NWO

[Supreme Olajuwon]

what if the leader of Aces and 8s was Abyss

TWIST

[Nicky Fives]

Sting is 53 years old.....this amazes me.....

[Stealth-Icon]

what if the leader of Aces and 8s was Abyss

TWIST


Ya, he hasn't been around in forever. Time to come back.

[Nicky Fives]

I almost see a swerve coming with Sting turning on Ray. Making it more like when Hogan went to the NWO

I don't see that happening with the whole Hall Of Fame deal..... wouldn't mind it at all though.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

STING





GET THE TABLES

[Stealth-Icon]

I don't see that happening with the whole Hall Of Fame deal..... wouldn't mind it at all though.....


He could say to Dixie...You wanted me to stay around for years didn't you?

[Nicky Fives]

I'd settle for it to be Jeff Jarrett, just so Karen gets back on tv.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I hate when No DQ tag matches have tags in them


What's the ref gonna do if you run in? Disqualify you?


IT MAKES NO CENTS

[Stealth-Icon]

I'd settle for it to be Jeff Jarrett, just so Karen gets back on tv.....


I love to look at her, but she needs to be quiet. I hated her in charge of the knockouts. (other than looking at her every week)

[Nicky Fives]

just for the record, it's the former Luke Gallows & Ryan Braddock in the ring, right?

[Nicky Fives]

I love to look at her, but she needs to be quiet. I hated her in charge of the knockouts. (other than looking at her every week)

I disagree, I find she is a much better heel than Vickie Guerrero, but I may be in the minority.....

[Nicky Fives]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT A RUSH!!!!!

[Shisen Kopf]

Lol TNA

[KIRA]

I hate when No DQ tag matches have tags in them


What's the ref gonna do if you run in? Disqualify you?


IT MAKES NO CENTS


I like it its the order before the chaos

[Nicky Fives]

pretty sure that member that put Ray through the table was Devon.....can't see any of his skin.....

[Nicky Fives]

fucking Hogan.....

[Stealth-Icon]

Hulking up

[Stealth-Icon]

Sting oddly just watching

[Nicky Fives]

CALLED IT!

[Stealth-Icon]

Nice

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WHAT A TWIST!

[Nicky Fives]

Devon better not be the leader though.....

[Stealth-Icon]

And the crowd goes silent again

[Nicky Fives]

"THIS IS AWKWARD"

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol this is awkward chants

[Nicky Fives]

I really hope Hardy doesn't win......

[Stealth-Icon]

It's CM Aries or Austin Punk.

Love him as a heel, but too much like how Punk is acting now.

[Seth82]

I hope Aries retains.

[Stealth-Icon]

I really hope Hardy doesn't win......


Me too. I see Aries retaining.

[Stealth-Icon]

It's KANE

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It's Jeffrey Mutoh!

[Stealth-Icon]

WTF was he wearing

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It's KANE
MINE WAS BETTER

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I enjoy Austin Aries very much

[Supreme Olajuwon]

very

[Nicky Fives]

I love how Hardy gets cheered in Orlando, but boo'ed everywhere else.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

very very

[Supreme Olajuwon]

very very very

[Supreme Olajuwon]

much

[Stealth-Icon]

Now he is from from Tampa? They used to say Minneapolis.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Crystal clear Austin Aries chant in the arena

Tenay says the Hardy chants are drowning the Aries chants out

cmonnnnnnnnnnn mannnnnnnnnn

[Nicky Fives]

like how Benoit & Jericho were from Atlanta & New York?

[Stealth-Icon]

I have to admit, when AA first won the X division contract a while ago, I was not a fan. He slowly became one of my favs. Loved his X title run, and hope he keeps the Heavyweight belt for a long time..

[Supreme Olajuwon]

technically Jericho was from New York

[Stealth-Icon]

a very long time

[Nicky Fives]

technically Jericho was from New York

imo, home is where you grew up and where your parents live.....

[Autobahn]

Hope Austin Anus wins.

Also very glad Joey Ryan won. This experiment will never be given up on so I wont make a thread about it.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What do you guys think about AUSTIN ARIES being the world champion forever?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Personally, I think it's good.

[Stealth-Icon]

AUSTIN ARIES will hold the belt until he decides to let someone have it upon his retirement age. Even then, he could still win if he so chooses.

[Seth82]

What do you guys think about AUSTIN ARIES being the world champion forever?

Personally, I think it's good.

I'd be fine with that lol.

I've been a fan of his for awhile now.

[Stealth-Icon]

Damn, nice move.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

that was awesome jeffrey

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I am enjoying this match

[Supreme Olajuwon]

good flow

[Supreme Olajuwon]

good back and forth

[Supreme Olajuwon]

good Austin Aries

[Nicky Fives]

Alley Oop from Hardy was nice.....

[Nicky Fives]

Aries' Suicide Dive is very impressive.....

[Stealth-Icon]

good Austin Aries

[Supreme Olajuwon]

looks like Aries went open the hard way

[Autobahn]

Has TNA given up on the Austin Aries experiment?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

wtf was that neckbreaker

ouche

[Stealth-Icon]

Has TNA given up on the Austin Aries experiment?


How dare you speak of such things

[Supreme Olajuwon]

*ouch

[Supreme Olajuwon]

no wait I like ouche better

[Supreme Olajuwon]

seems sexier

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Aries with the Jericho Spike!!!

[Nicky Fives]

Hardy kicked out of a finish..... I don't like where this is heading.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hardy kicked out of a finish..... I don't like where this is heading.....

or Jeff's gonna take a mega bump

which he's known to do

[Nicky Fives]

FUCK!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

nvm

[Seth82]

wtf hardy is new champion.

[Nicky Fives]

How long until he fucks up and comes to a taping blitzed out of his mind?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

welp the guy I wanted to win lost

[Supreme Olajuwon]

BUT

[Supreme Olajuwon]

was a good match

[Stealth-Icon]

How long until he fucks up and comes to a taping blitzed out of his mind?

Thursday Night's Impact

[Supreme Olajuwon]

and Hardy is quality

[Emperor Smeat]

So TNA really is giving another big chance as champion then. Don't think he's resigned his contract for a new deal yet although has a few months left.

Good ppv overall.

[Nicky Fives]

pretty decent sized letdown of a show for me..... I was expecting better..... I should have known better.....

[Stealth-Icon]

Didn't seem like this is their "biggest show of the year". Kinda like every other PPV for them.

[Seth82]

pretty decent sized letdown of a show for me..... I was expecting better..... I should have known better.....

same here.

the only decent match I liked was the street fight.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I thought it was a decent showing

wasn't "biggest show of the year" quality but it was passable

[Stealth-Icon]

Maybe Hardy will bring back his purple drug laced hob gobblin looking belt he had from before

[Stealth-Icon]

I thought it was a decent showing

wasn't "biggest show of the year" quality but it was passable


It kept me watching, so I can't complain. Really liked the Storm street fight and the AA / Hardy main event..

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I've seen MUCH worse

[Droford]

I'd imagine a lengthy hardy/aa feud will happen which probably wouldn't be that bad.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

holy crap a positive Droford post

[Droford]

Well tna could fuck it up. I have a feeling Jeff as a face with the belt and a/8's running rough shod over Tna means he becomes their focus but I think there's more to them and hogan/sting yet before they get there.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Officially done with TNA forever. Jeff Hardy should have been fired and never heard from again after that Sting match.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol @ this guy above me