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Jordan
10-18-2012, 10:03 AM
After all the years of abuse he has caused to the wrestling industry and it's universe... Hogan seeks sympathy for getting video taped fucking another man's wife. He is seeking 100 Million Dollars, convenient timing after losing so much to his ex-wife Linda in their divorce.

We all know his war crimes against the fans, withholding dream matches from us that we wanted (Bret Hart, Ric Flair in WWF)... forcing his brand of shitty wrestling on ever WCW PPV main event for years, and now hogging 15-20 minutes of Imact Wrestling every week.

He has trashed everybody he ever worked with, and uses what impotent of a name he has left to barely stay relevant in the reality TV world.

Fuck you Hulk Hogan, I hope you put out your own sex tape as I am sure you did, and I hope you get busted for it.

Also, I think we all need to re-read the Warrior's statements on Hulk Hogan because I think that the truth has likely poured from the most unlikely source, a man we have considered a raving lunatic, who might be speaking more truths about the old business and it's stars than anyone every thought.

Droford
10-18-2012, 10:10 AM
It'd be funny if he won and then Linda ended up getting most of tat too

Corporate CockSnogger
10-18-2012, 10:12 AM
Love Hogan.

YOUR Hero
10-18-2012, 10:20 AM
Who is this Hulk Hogan you speak of??

CSL
10-18-2012, 10:21 AM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff24/Outdoorsfool/smileys%20and%20gifs/Puking_Smilies_Eye_Roll.gifhttp://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff24/Outdoorsfool/smileys%20and%20gifs/Puking_Smilies_Eye_Roll.gif

Skippord
10-18-2012, 10:30 AM
that big rolling eyes face is a cannibal

ron the dial
10-18-2012, 10:32 AM
SERIOUSLY

Schlomey
10-18-2012, 10:48 AM
made this just for you ....

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28570882.jpg

Droford
10-18-2012, 10:50 AM
Should be I don't fuck hulk hogan, but when I do..

Cool King
10-18-2012, 10:51 AM
I thought this was a Rammsteinmad thread.

Schlomey
10-18-2012, 10:51 AM
Should be I don't fuck hulk hogan, but when I do..

i'll make another one then.

Schlomey
10-18-2012, 10:53 AM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28571042.jpg

ron the dial
10-18-2012, 10:54 AM
I Always Fuck Hulk Hogan

Schlomey
10-18-2012, 10:59 AM
seriously

Heisenberg
10-18-2012, 11:11 AM
Surprised "Warrior" hasn't tore him a new asshole yet

Corporate CockSnogger
10-18-2012, 11:12 AM
I prefer to fuck Hulk Hogan comically myself.

Shisen Kopf
10-18-2012, 11:14 AM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1373407_o.gif

Vastardikai
10-18-2012, 11:26 AM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28571042.jpg

I was expecting this to end with "...I make a sex tape."

Schlomey
10-18-2012, 11:30 AM
damnit thats a good one.

Supreme Olajuwon
10-18-2012, 11:51 AM
war crimes lol

Schlomey
10-18-2012, 11:51 AM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1373407_o.gif

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28573548.jpg

Taker it Easy
10-18-2012, 12:31 PM
Terry's latest rant on twitter, the blubber rant, seems at times as if he os addressing himself rather than Bub the Lover.

The Jayman
10-18-2012, 12:31 PM
Seriously, Fuck Hulk Hogan. That guy makes me want to slug a bitch.

Schlomey
10-18-2012, 12:33 PM
http://ceoworld.biz/ceo/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Hulk-Hogan.jpg

Next Big Thing
10-18-2012, 12:35 PM
that big rolling eyes face is a cannibal

And bulimic.

Taker it Easy
10-18-2012, 12:36 PM
I might pay to watch or see Terry take a ego destroying drug like Ket or LSD.

Why can't you live with your head Terry?

I had forgotten the important thing regarding the video, public knowledge of someone sleeping with another humans wife.

Next Big Thing
10-18-2012, 12:38 PM
This whole thing feels like an elaborate work. The wife swapping thing doesn't surprise me because that's like the go to thing for everyone who hates Hogan these days. I have a hard time believing Hogan didn't know the tape existed.

Scott Steiner would be having a field day with this on Twitter if he wasn't currently being sued by Hogan.

Zeeboe
10-18-2012, 12:59 PM
I am thinking of asking Hulk Hogan for some money.

Emperor Smeat
10-18-2012, 01:47 PM
Is he just suing Gawker or also Bubba considering he was responsible for the tape?

whiteyford
10-18-2012, 01:51 PM
I'm not sure I understand the point of this...a winner is you?

DLVH84
10-18-2012, 01:56 PM
Is he just suing Gawker or also Bubba considering he was responsible for the tape?

He's suing both parties in two separate lawsuits.

Curd
10-18-2012, 02:12 PM
TNA has given Terry a free pass for Hogangate, keeping him as one of their main selling points. I wonder how the modern WWE would handle this? I can imagine that Attitude Era WWE would make an angle out of it.

JKWJRMON
10-18-2012, 02:44 PM
Hulk Hogan will always be the face of Wrestling. Who cares about this lawsuit! Is it bringing the WWE down? TNA down? No it isn't. He can do what he wants.

Tazz Dan
10-18-2012, 03:17 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28573548.jpg

Says the guy using a worn out Internet meme ;)

Gertner
10-18-2012, 03:19 PM
Hogan is the greatest thing to ever happen to wrestling. Get your head out of your ass.

Tom Guycott
10-18-2012, 04:13 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28571042.jpg

1) Change the face to Sheik.
2) "I don'ta always fack Hoakhogan... bat when I do, I make him HUMBLE!!!"
3) ???
4) PROFIT!!!

ron the dial
10-18-2012, 04:23 PM
that felt like a 450 post for some reason.

Jura
10-18-2012, 05:11 PM
Huck Fulk Fogan

Shisen Kopf
10-18-2012, 06:11 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28573548.jpg

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/not_a_single_f.gif

Rammsteinmad
10-18-2012, 06:33 PM
It'd be funny if he won and then Linda ended up getting most of tat too

Shisen Kopf
10-18-2012, 06:40 PM
Hulk Hogan added one more demandment. Train, say your prayers, take your vitamins, believe in yourself and make sure there are no hidden cameras when fucking a friend's wife.

Rammsteinmad
10-18-2012, 06:54 PM
But seriously, this is all a work.

KIRA
10-18-2012, 07:17 PM
Bubba and Hogan two assholes ruining each other I love karma

Jordan
10-18-2012, 08:02 PM
It's an ill thought out Hogan scheme to make millions, I really hope he gets exposed and the whole world see's his butt-hole.

MoFo
10-18-2012, 09:24 PM
Just watched his sex tape clip, guy needs to tan his bikini line.

White ass motherfucker.

Krimzon7
10-18-2012, 09:41 PM
Just watched the video...did hogan get a dick implant?

Shadrick
10-19-2012, 12:13 AM
That sig tho.

Juan
10-19-2012, 12:49 AM
lolllll @ "abuse he has caused to the wrestling industry and it's universe"

OverTaker
10-19-2012, 01:52 AM
LOL @ entire thread

I've always thought Hogan was cool growing up, you know, seeing him entertain me whether it be wrestling, dumb movies, etc. what he does now, doesn't matter.

brb

Schlomey
10-19-2012, 07:34 AM
Says the guy using a worn out Internet meme ;)

You son of a bitch

Innovator
10-19-2012, 07:38 AM
Kinda on topic, guys on wfan were making fun of the Hogan sex tape and the Jets. They showed a picture of Hogan and my dog just growled at the screen.

#BROKEN Hasney
10-19-2012, 07:57 AM
Hopefully Hogan can slug a bitch to bring Fragile X back onside.

Corporate CockSnogger
10-19-2012, 08:01 AM
"Seriously, fuck Hulk Hogan for using politics in wrestling to try and make as much money as possible. This guy should be more like me and go round punching girls"

Heisenberg
10-19-2012, 12:19 PM
Was looking forward to Howard Stern getting Hogan and Bubba on his show together, would of been some good radio. Just read on the front page that he turned the offer down.

whiteyford
10-19-2012, 01:18 PM
"Seriously, fuck Hulk Hogan for using politics in wrestling to try and make as much money as possible. This guy should be more like me and go round punching girls"

Well nobody else does it...geez:roll:

Heisenberg
10-19-2012, 11:43 PM
As much as Hogan is going around fucking everything, he's managed to breathe life into talk radio again.

Trying to take the positives out of this shit storm of a leg droppin' fiasco brothers.

drave
10-22-2012, 03:45 PM
As much as Hogan is going around fucking everything, he's managed to breathe life into talk radio again.

Trying to take the positives out of this shit storm of a leg droppin' fiasco brothers.

As Rammsteinmad and others have said, it is all a big ass work.

It will all go away in a few weeks, both parties will be more rich from all the 15 minutes of publicity and it will all be forgotten a year from now.

Bubba is a douche and Hogan is climbing the same hill.

WARRIOR SPEAKS THE TRUTH! lulz

Heisenberg
10-22-2012, 07:33 PM
I never doubted Macho Man, Hogan in real life is a big sack of piss.

Damndirty
10-23-2012, 01:24 AM
Hulk Hogan sucks as a wrestler, (kinda) sucks at mic-work, and is just a fucked-up lookin dude in general, but there's something about him that performs CPR on barely-breathing wrestling companies. I think the one thing he has, despite his lack of everything else, is his major fucking charisma. People know who he is, especially those growing up with his name engraved in their subconsciousness and those who really are life-long Hulk Hogan fans, and this keeps people, to some degree, fixing an eye to pro wrestling.

Ruien
10-23-2012, 09:34 AM
Ya! Fuck Hulk Hogan for having a sex tape released without his consent! That bastard wanting compensation for something that was done to him.

Gertner
10-23-2012, 06:54 PM
Hulk Hogan sucks as a wrestler, (kinda) sucks at mic-work, and is just a fucked-up lookin dude in general, but there's something about him that performs CPR on barely-breathing wrestling companies. I think the one thing he has, despite his lack of everything else, is his major fucking charisma. People know who he is, especially those growing up with his name engraved in their subconsciousness and those who really are life-long Hulk Hogan fans, and this keeps people, to some degree, fixing an eye to pro wrestling.

He's fantastic on the mic, and people were captivated during his matches.

Theo Dious
10-23-2012, 08:23 PM
Ya! Fuck Hulk Hogan for having a sex tape released without his consent! That bastard wanting compensation for something that was done to him.

The whole "fucking his 'best friend's' wife" doesn't impress me period.

Theo Dious
10-23-2012, 08:25 PM
Hulk Hogan sucks as a wrestler, (kinda) sucks at mic-work, and is just a fucked-up lookin dude in general, but there's something about him that performs CPR on barely-breathing wrestling companies.

Thing is that CPR is what you do to someone until you can fix what is wrong with them. The wrestling companies that he serves as CPR for don't seem to figure out how to KEEP the body breathing after he gets them going again.

drave
10-24-2012, 03:04 PM
Ya! Fuck Hulk Hogan for having a sex tape released without his consent! That bastard wanting compensation for something that was done to him.

It's a work. :y:

Love ya, mean it :heart::foc: