Throat Wobbler Mangrove PROUDLY (and I do mean proudly) Presents the OFFICIAL RAW THREAD FOR DECEMBER 3, 2012

[Shisen Kopf]

I love Eddie Guerrero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I will tastefully edit your post to make it the OFFICIAL RAW THREAD

[The Condor]

This is avant-garde stuff.

[Pintint]

100% organic kopf.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

mmm, now that's tasteful

[Shisen Kopf]

It should really be Raymond Luxury Yacht presents Monday night rasslin. Throat wobbler mangrove is how it's pronounced!

[Lock Jaw]

I will tastefully edit your post to make it the OFFICIAL RAW THREAD

"What? Since when does VSG have the power to edit posts?" - Lock Jaw's Initial Reaction

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I've also heard a rumor that VSG was merging threads into 100,001 Replies just to make you mad.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

tastefully of course

[Shisen Kopf]

who's rasslin tonight? I usually just tape it then watch it later and fast forward through all the crap. So it usually takes me about 20 mins to watch the whole show.

[Lock Jaw]

That Damn VSG! How Dastardly!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Anything announced for tonight's Raw is War? I'm considering watching because I can't sleep.

[KyleEmmott]

Vince McMahon will be making an appearance.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Seri-i? I'll tune in for sure if he is.

[KyleEmmott]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-12-03/five-point-preview-26072834

[KyleEmmott]

10 minutes!

[Theo Dious]

WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE.

While reading the WWE.com preview I realized something.

Even though the Shield says they aren't working for Heyman, it's clear that they are.

Brock Lesnar has a giant sword tattooed on his chest and abdomen (yes we know it looks like a penis, stay with us here.)

Everyone keeps talking about Ryback vs Lesnar at some point, possibly Wrestlemania.

So Lesnar ruins Ryback's chance at TLC then costs him a Rumble win somehow. Sets them up perfectly for Mania.

I AM THE LIZARD KING AND I HAVE ALSO DRANK MANY BEERS.

[Next Big Thing]

Shield looks like a Big Boss Man cover band. It's only a matter of time before they feud with Big Show in his honor.

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/4308221/rawep.0_standard_352.0.jpg

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/bigbossman/01.jpg

[KyleEmmott]

I really hate the narration

[Corndad]

Ryback really hasn't gotten the upper hand at like all recently has he

[Poit]

I don't see how it makes sense for Big Show and Dolph Ziggler to team up tonight. I mean, Ziggler said he'd cash in and become the next WHC. As far as Big Show is concerned, that means Ziggler is going to cash in on him.

[Droford]

Shield should be called the Boss Men

[Droford]

I don't see how it makes sense for Big Show and Dolph Ziggler to team up tonight. I mean, Ziggler said he'd cash in and become the next WHC. As far as Big Show is concerned, that means Ziggler is going to cash in on him.

Dolph should let show do all the work, get aa'ed by Cena and then cash in..tonight

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wish Vince was opening this. I'll probably turn it off as soon as the first ads start.

[#1-norm-fan]

I tune into Raw a few minutes late and see The Shield standing in front of a sink.

[#1-norm-fan]

Daniel Ambrose

[el bobbo]

I love me some Daniel Ambruse.

[#1-norm-fan]

The Shield gonna attack Vince ala Nexus?

[Droford]

I'm assuming 899 matches is just televised matches..

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Vince would fuck them up

[Droford]

Can't wait for Kane 1000

[Corndad]

Ambrose is gonna be a big star someday.

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena chants? lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Shield gonna win the tag titles soon me thinks.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins probably went to grab some food or take a leak and that is why he is missing.

[Droford]

Shield gonna win the tag titles soon me thinks.

Can't wait for shield to right the injustice of 3 man bad in 6 man tag team action

[Corndad]

Darren Young is Obnoxious lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Ever since that stellar commentary from O'Neil I can't help but look at Young as anything but a lackey.

[Droford]

Arrive
Right injustice
leave

[Emperor Smeat]

Seems like a bad sign the crowd didn't even bother to follow up with the piped in "Feed Me More" chants

Think a Shield vs Ryback/Team Hell No matchup is going to occur in the near future (maybe next ppv).

[#1-norm-fan]

I love that they let Kane and Bryan win the match first. Always awesome when the champ(s) win a non-title match.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lolll Father Ted kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

No idea how people can not like Sheamus.

[#1-norm-fan]

Sheamus is great.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Are they piping in crowd noises for Raw now?

[#1-norm-fan]

BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HER, AJ! BITE HER IN THE GODDAMN NOSE!

[KyleEmmott]

I really like Tamina's theme

[#1-norm-fan]

Are they piping in crowd noises for Raw now?

Why do you say that?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If they're not piping in crowd noises or if they didn't change their audio setup, then this crowd is louder for a divas match than the crowd was for pretty much all of Survivor Series.

[#1-norm-fan]

AJ selling post-match. Thatta girl.

[#1-norm-fan]

If they're not piping in crowd noises or if they didn't change their audio setup, then this crowd is louder for a divas match than the crowd was for pretty much all of Survivor Series.

Well... now that you've mentioned it, I'm quite distracted by it.

[Droford]

Lol punk will be 400 the night before christmas

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't get it.

[Droford]

I thought he was going to complain about there not being enough Paul hey man in the encyclopedia

[Emperor Smeat]

If they're not piping in crowd noises or if they didn't change their audio setup, then this crowd is louder for a divas match than the crowd was for pretty much all of Survivor Series.

Think the intial "Feed Me More" chants are piped in since it always sound the same.

I think they are doing it a lot more than before with Smackdown since several complaints around the net have been how bad the audio sounds in terms of the trying to hear the commentary now.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Well Punk did get one thing right. These 3 hour Raws have been pretty dismal.

[Droford]

This punk promo is all over the place

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yessssss The Mizzzzzzzzzzz

[#1-norm-fan]

Welp... Miz is jobbing tonight.

[Droford]

Fed him some punk?

Really?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Love face Miz.

[Droford]

Miz..hard hitting investigative reporter

[Droford]

Lol human walrus

[Corporate CockSnogger]

They should have a title match between these two tonight. Used to love random title matches, even if you know the champ is gonna win.

[#1-norm-fan]

That "If I wanted you to talk, I'd throw you a fish" line didn't get the crowd reaction it deserved dammit.

[#1-norm-fan]

They should have a title match between these two tonight. Used to love random title matches, even if you know the champ is gonna win.

I'd like it if it was anyone but Miz. Unless the match ends in a DQ.

Miz needs to start winning a ton. Like go on a streak. The shit-talking face who can back it up gets over much more than the shit-talking face who gets beat a lot.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

ok maybe the crowd is just really loud or they have the audio changed

I doubt they have a piped in walrus chant ready

[bigslimjj]

Are they piping in crowd noises for Raw now?On smackdown last week they used canned laughter for the backstage segments. It's terrible. :rant::nono::nono::nono:

[Rollermacka]

TOO MANY LIMES!!!!!!!! TOO MANY LIMES!!!!!!

[Droford]

What the hell does the back of his hurt say

[Droford]

Over the teeth and past the gums, heads up hooligans here it comes

Jesus christ..wtf

[KIRA]

I love seeing kids do Sheamus's pose

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm sure someone's made this connection before but Big Show winning a chair match for the WHC at TLC and then getting MITB cashed in on him would be... oddly familiar.

[Droford]

Team big show off

[dronepool]

That was cool.

[#1-norm-fan]

They've been holding back on the habit they've had over the years of "OMG HE JUST PINNED CENA!!!" to try to put other guys over. I like it. If Ziggler goes over Cena, it should be at a PPV after the performance of a lifetime. Make it look like it takes more than a lucky roll-up on Raw once a month to beat Cena before he puts it all together and eeks one out in a classic match.

[Droford]

Recap for those without the benefit of short term memory

[Shisen Kopf]

Too bad Test is dead b/c that would be a great way to bring him back. The lie dectector test is just Andrew whatever his name was hitting him over the head with a set of truck nuts.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Sandow is amazing.

[ClockShot]

Hey, it's Tiger Ali Singh doing "How low will the american go?".

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Sandow

[ClockShot]

Ah. I missed ZigShow vs. Cena/Sheamus. I called that in the smackdown spoilers last week.

[#1-norm-fan]

"I couldn't be more serious"

[Droford]

Lol

[el bobbo]

Ignorance is curable, but stupid is forever!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: exiled from America

[Rock Bottom]

rofl, can't believe the guy is gonna get over as a gimmick wrestler. Sandow is pretty good.

[#1-norm-fan]

What if someone actually gets the 3rd question?

[ClockShot]

Santino needs to be fired just for fucking that up.

[Rollermacka]

Is that the right word, ignoramuses?

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL Santino. "NEVER AGAIN!"

[Droford]

What did santino try to do

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd be fine if the rest of Raw was just Santino and Sandow in the ring having a conversation.

[ClockShot]

What did santino try to do

Took him 3 tries to say "How many seashells did she sell by the seashore?" line.

[Droford]

I thought he fed up trying to hit him with the mic

[#1-norm-fan]

Santino powerwalking randomly.

Santino is incredible.

Sandow is incredible.

I wish this was gonna be a legit feud.

[CSL]

Santino needs to be fired just for fucking that up.

is this a real post

[CSL]

What if someone actually gets the 3rd question?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BStFcDDOd2Q/TkWiWhjHFVI/AAAAAAAAAAk/PDXCjzjIkK0/s1600/plant.jpg

[Droford]

Lol stump sandow

[ClockShot]

Vince might chew him out in back.

[#1-norm-fan]

is this a real post

I assume not. I could be wrong though.

[Immortal Moose]

Santino powerwalking randomly.

Santino is incredible.

Sandow is incredible.

I wish this was gonna be a legit feud.

Next week: Santino interrupts Sandow dressed as Da Vinci.

[Corndad]

Terrible editing lol

[Droford]

Brad Maddox is alive!

[#1-norm-fan]

What a weird segment...

[Immortal Moose]

He's like early Ziggler, just more intrusive.

[ClockShot]

Isn't that SuperRef?

[Corndad]

Carson the Camera Man lol

[Droford]

Odds Maddox wrestles ryback again?

[#1-norm-fan]

Lawler has gotten cornier since the heart attack.

[ClockShot]

Odds Maddox wrestles ryback again?

Put me down for 5-2.

[LoDownM]

It's gonna be Khali.

[Poit]

I still want to see someone attack Maddox so he wins by DQ.

[Droford]

I still want to see someone attack Maddox so he wins by DQ.

So..the shield then?

[Corndad]

That was a better match then thought was gonna be

[Droford]

Nice match

[ClockShot]

Ricardo put a little extra on that.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty good match between Del Rio and Sin Cara.

[ClockShot]

VINCE!

Roughly 1 month removed from Linda losing the election. I guess he's cooled off.

[Droford]

Geico should do a commercial with ryback at a buffet

[Droford]

Final hour gonna be light on wrasslin

[KyleEmmott]

Geico should do a commercial with ryback at a buffet

How happy? Happier than Ryback at a buffet!

[ClockShot]

POWERWALK!

[Droford]

Ladder match?

[Droford]

Mitb..lol

[KyleEmmott]

Nooooooooo noooooooo

[ClockShot]

Geez. They're gonna Zig's case on the line. Cena's ticket to get the belt back down the road, obviously.

[Corndad]

Hope they use this to put Ziggler over hardcore.

[Droford]

Geez. They're gonna Zig's case on the line. Cena's ticket to get the belt back down the road, obviously.

Cuz it worked so well the first time for him

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus, Vickie sucks at words.

[Droford]

Vince is doing her job, lol

[Emperor Smeat]

What is the purpose of Vickie being the GM if once again Vince can just show up and override everything she does. Never really did it with anyone else who ever held the spot (full-time or temporary).

Might as well just make himself the GM of RAW like in the past.

[#1-norm-fan]

Please fire her right now.

[Droford]

Rybacks gonna be feasting on walrus

[#1-norm-fan]

What is the purpose of Vickie being the GM if once again Vince can just show up and override anything she does.

Vince should just be the full-time GM.

What do you mean "override"?

She came up with all that on her own. Weren't you watching?

[Droford]

Whoever designs wwe's shirts is getting lazy just putting tape over words

[#1-norm-fan]

Pretty hilarious that AJ got in trouble and ended up resigning for having an "affair with a superstar" yet Vickie was just outed by Vince as having made it all up gets off scott free.

[Droford]

At least its not ryback

[Corndad]

Feed Orton More

[ClockShot]

Orton. Nice.

[#1-norm-fan]

Random. I guess they wanted to take focus off the Ryback situation and let Maddox have his own separate story going.

[KyleEmmott]

That was dumb

[Corndad]

Shield!

[Poit]

I think the Shield is a couple seconds late.

[ClockShot]

I wonder if Kurt Sutter caught wind of this yet?

[KyleEmmott]

Brilliant idea, Dolph should cash it in tonight so he can't lose it at TLC

[Droford]

Lol dolph just morphed into heyman

[ClockShot]

HA! VICKIE BLINKED FIRST!

[ClockShot]

I got a feeling this is all gonna lead up to a meltdown of epic proportions from Vickie Guerrero.

[Droford]

Lol at the Cena bows..sell em on wwe shop

[Corndad]

Barrett and Cesaro. I approve of this team.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Teddy Long broke up a tag match

[Droford]

Wait..what

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

OMG TEDDY LONG IS BREAKING UP A TAG TEAM MATCH?!!??!?!?!

(MY HEAD ASPLODES)

[Corndad]

Well so much for that lol

[ClockShot]

A tag team match ain't a tag team match unless Playa in a Management Position Teddy Long has something to say about it.

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL Teddy BREAKING UP a tag match!

They've gotta be aware of the meme and are using it to get a laugh now.

[Droford]

They should just leave the title that's up for grabs a mystery until the match is over

[ClockShot]

QUICK WE GOT 30 SECONDS TO FLIP A COIN TO PICK A BELT AND FAKE THE RESULTS!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Check hashtag comparison site afterwards.

[Droford]

We could have a us-inental champion

[#1-norm-fan]

Brilliant idea, Dolph should cash it in tonight so he can't lose it at TLC

Yeah wait, why wouldn't he just cash in before? lol

Then again if that happened, it would make sense for Vince to just change what's at the top of the ladder into the title.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://hashtagbattle.com/#battle/d/%23wweic/%23wweus

[#1-norm-fan]

I want Teddy to come out, reveal the results and then be like "But... I've changed my mind. TAG MATCH, PLAYA!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

29-56 US right now.

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah, a fucking landslide this time.

[#1-norm-fan]

Kofi should let R-Truth pin him.

Greedy fuck.

[ClockShot]

Ouch.

[Droford]

Cessaro and Barrett would be interesting

[#1-norm-fan]

"I could sit and watch these guys pound each other all night." - Jerry Lawler

[Droford]

Cessaroll

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

CLAUDIO IS THE FUCKING SHIT! FUCK YOU TEDDY LONG!

[Corndad]

Great freakin match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Great match. Cesario is amazing.


"I could sit and watch these guys pound each other all night." - Jerry Lawler
:lol:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is Steve Wilkos or Maury going to show up for this?

Steve: CM Punk you did not tell the truth!

Steve: :mad: :foc: You make me sick! Get off my stage!!!!

Crowd: Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

[Droford]

Couple of good wrestling matches tonight..

[ClockShot]

So what's it gonna be. The rock in the shoe trick?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lawyer comes out and says that a lie detector test is full of shit? Why is the tester from the Sherriff's department?

[Corndad]

Love the upside down WWE logo.

[#1-norm-fan]

So Paul really was the walrus...

[Corndad]

Your Mom does

[Droford]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

[#1-norm-fan]

NOT PG, MIZ!!!

[Hanso Amore]

Lol so does your mom

[ClockShot]

LIE!

[Corndad]

Wow something older then 2 years referenced

[ClockShot]

This is a good time for Daniel Bryan to come out.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Miz is getting pwned

[ClockShot]

Cuckoocachoo.

[ClockShot]

WHO'S KAISER SOZE?!

[Hanso Amore]

Is that lie detector running on windows 3.1!

[Skippord]

WHERE ARE DEAN AMBROSE'S GLOVES!?

[Droford]

Orton isn't out there

Hmmm

[Emperor Smeat]

So according to the lie detector, Greensboro is actually a dump since Punk didn't lie.

[#1-norm-fan]

Sucks this is all happening after Survivor Series.

Punk, Maddox and The Shield vs Ryback, Miz, Orton and Team Hell No would be a natural 10 man tag match right now.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ryback laughing when he pulled that table out was awesome for some reason.

[#1-norm-fan]

Fucking hell, I miss crowds like that. Fucking love Ryback.

[Skippord]

I don't like Ryback, I have decided

[el bobbo]

I think I just marked out for THE RYBACK. That was a very violent, very cool ending to Raw.

[Savio]

Miz is so bad at being a face.

[el bobbo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9O2XfDCAAEuiPI.jpg:large

[Lock Jaw]

Seemed like an unusually hot crowd tonight.

[James Steele]

Miz is so bad at being a face.

He is a legitimate douchebag and extremely unlikeable.

Seemed like an unusually hot crowd tonight.

They were in FLAIR COUNTRY!

http://gifsoup.com/view1/1367110/ric-flair-nuts-o.gif

[Schlomey]

I haven't read any of this thread or gathered anyone else's thoughts. But personally I am already bored with The Shield and their 3 man powerbomb. It's like facing a novice in Mortal Kombat. Punch punch punch punch punch punch, finish him. All the while screaming "do a fucking combo or at least let me out of the fucking corner you twat!"

[Team Sheep]

Wasn't last night the same city where Paul Heyman returned back in the spring and got absolutely zero reaction?

[Gertner]

I haven't read any of this thread or gathered anyone else's thoughts. But personally I am already bored with The Shield and their 3 man powerbomb. It's like facing a novice in Mortal Kombat. Punch punch punch punch punch punch, finish him. All the while screaming "do a fucking combo or at least let me out of the fucking corner you twat!"

It's pretty lame. Also, it'd be nice if their "enforcer" was more than 1 inch taller and 10 pounds heavier than the other two, but I've been saying that for a while that the WWE needs to stop bringing up the same 6"2-6"4 220-240 pounds guys.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

381 suck it cena.

[Schlomey]

It's pretty lame. Also, it'd be nice if their "enforcer" was more than 1 inch taller and 10 pounds heavier than the other two, but I've been saying that for a while that the WWE needs to stop bringing up the same 6"2-6"4 220-240 pounds guys.


Do they have any big guys down in Florida? With HHH in charge I assumed they were all Mexican, women, or CM Punk clones.

[Poit]

Big E Langston is pretty big.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Big_E_Langston.jpg/448px-Big_E_Langston.jpg

[Schlomey]

His penis almost reaches up to his belly.

[Schlomey]

Wonder how he got his nickname