Bock Lesna etun - Choose You Own Adventue

[Rock Bottom]

You are Brock Lesnar. Wrestling is real.

http://wallpapers.lesnar-brock.com/images/wallpapers07_brock_lesnar_1024x768.jpg

You decide you want to hurry along your dates with the WWE, get out of your contract, then go somewhere, rip trees out of the ground, build a house, grow a mean beard, and bang Sable for a few years.

You are returning at TLC, and no one knows. Not even Vince McMahon! Do you...



1. CALL OUT THE UNDERTAKER

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Internet nerds know you have some kind of strange beef with The Undertaker. You're just the man to end the streak, and maybe his life.



2. CALL OUT THE ROCK

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2012/08/20120731_Light_SS2002_Brock_Rock_HOMEPAGE.jpg

The Rock picked a bad time to come back and eat all the little fish. It pisses you off that Rock beat Cena, because you couldn't. It's time to remind everyone that you beat The Rock years ago to win your first WWE title.



3. CALL OUT RYBACK

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QWe4qclzStA/T7R1oeKaWfI/AAAAAAAAURA/CZhMJFVuVUw/s1600/Brock-Lesnar-Reurns-to-WWE.jpg VS. http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/727/238/ryback_original_display_image.jpg?1352137271

Maybe you can get a little redemption for the Goldberg match by beating up this guy. He seems to be the guy to beat in the WWE.



4. ANNOUNCE THAT YOU ARE ENTERING THE RUMBLE

http://www.games4win.com/up/wwf-royal-rumble_3s.jpg

It's time to take the WWE title home. You'll hang it on your mantle next to the dragon's head.



BONUS QUESTION - WHAT NEXT? (Ideas for poll options)

You still have more dates to fulfill. What's on the Brock Lesnar bucket list?

[Gertner]

Lose a match to the ONE MAN BAND BABY! WOOOOO!

[Tazz Dan]

I go home and fuck Sable until she can't walk.

[Tazz Dan]

CAUSE I'M BROCK FUCKING LESNAR

[Shisen Kopf]

The sword on his chest becomes real and he sellams it to a pawn shop for a reasonable price.

[Shadrick]

BOCK. LESNAR.

[XCaliber]

Brock's already won the rumble therefore I would say Ryback but he should be the one to call him out not the other way around.

[Shisen Kopf]

Do you smell what the Bock is cooking?!

[Rock Bottom]

The sword on his chest becomes real and he sellams it to a pawn shop for a reasonable price.

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[Heyman]

Good thread.

I think the best thing they can do with Lesnar is have him interfere in a future Punk/Ryback match and F5 Ryback (costing him the match).

Ryback then challenges Lesnar to a match at Mania.

What I would do is this:

1) The week before the Royal Rumble (or whenever Punk is medically cleared to wrestle), have him go one-on-one with Ryback in a steel cage. The winner gets The Rock at the rumble. The steel cage is there to prevent The Shield and Maddux from interfering. You can only win by pinfall and submission.

2) During the match, Lesnar comes from under the ring, F5's Ryback, helps Punk get the victory, and then throws Ryback against the steel cage (knocking it over.....similar to what Big Show did to Austin at St. Valentines Day Massacre in 1999).

3) Ryback challenges Lesnar the next night on RAW to a match at Wrestlemania.

[stultiloquy]

BOCK. LESNAR.

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[Pintint]

Your poll option is wrong, it should be, call out THE RYBACK

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not gonna edit the thread title? Bock Lesnar! Te Nxt bg thng!

[Vastardikai]

http://i45.tinypic.com/wwkrqu.jpg

More like Cock Lesnar, amirite?

[Volare]

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