False death reports

[DLVH84]

For the last few years, there's always some fool posting fake death reports of some wrestlers...

October 15, 2006: WWE reported that Corporal Kirchner passed away. However, six days later, turned out that he is still alive and the rumor was false. It was a mix-up.

February 20, 2012: WWC reported that Rex King passed away. A day later, it turned out to be false and that he is still alive.

December 3, 2012: There was reports that DC Drake passed away. A day later, it turned out to be false and that he is still alive.

I think it's totally distasteful to falsify a death report.

[Razzamajazz]

i hear john cena died in a car crash last night

[DLVH84]

I don't see any official reports on that, Razz.

[Rammsteinmad]

I'm reliefed that the Rex King one was just a rumour!

[Kane Knight]

I'm reliefed that the Rex King one was just a rumour!

You're relieved? I can take down the candles I've had lit!

[Kane Knight]

Wasn't Seth posting these in an attempt to "scoop" other people?

[Shisen Kopf]

Does this mean Bobby Jagger's is still alive? That's awesome!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I was gonna edit the title of this thread to say something like "so and so wrestler passes away" as a goof but I've really been abusing my mod abuse powers lately

but that's mostly just to annoy Lock Jaw

[Supreme Olajuwon]

whatever I'll probably edit the title later anyway

[Kane Knight]

Death Reports on a Case By Case Basis.

[Ultra Mantis]

These fake death reports seriously lack humourous details.

[The Jayman]

Fake death reports - Real death angry

[Wishbone]

I gotta agree with DLVH here death really isn't something to be joking around about. I mean if it was clearly a joke and done only as a spoof then maybe I'd feel differently, but when people post things like this in a serious manner it's really distasteful.

[Lock Jaw]

I was gonna edit the title of this thread to say something like "so and so wrestler passes away" as a goof but I've really been abusing my mod abuse powers lately

but that's mostly just to annoy Lock Jaw

I am glad you didn't. I love So And So Wrestler and would be saddened to even think of his passing.

[Mooияakeя™]

"I think if you write up a fair share in a year, your chances of one being right and hitting the scoop are high". - Ryan Clark

[Mooияakeя™]

Wasn't Rex King an assistant to Led Zeppelin who drove Bonham to get his "4/4" vodka shot that ultimately ended up being fatal?

[DLVH84]

Wasn't Rex King an assistant to Led Zeppelin who drove Bonham to get his "4/4" vodka shot that ultimately ended up being fatal?

Wrong Rex King, man. This one was Steve Doll's tag team partner in The Southern Rockers/Simply Devine/Well Dunn.

[Pintint]

I've never heard of any of these people.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

It's 3 false reports in 6 years....

I wouldn't be surprised if that happens to most news sources in 3 days.

[Heyman]

If I recall correctly, Kurt Angle had a fake death rumor about him in like 2005 (either that, or people thought he was on death watch).

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Death rumor: this thread.

RIP thread.

[Bad News Gertner]

Does that mean Bobby Jaggers is still alive?

[DLVH84]

Does that mean Bobby Jaggers is still alive?

No. His was proven.

[#1-norm-fan]

Have you seen the body?

[The Jayman]

Have you seen the body?

Don't tell me Jesse Ventura is dead

[DLVH84]

Don't tell me Jesse Ventura is dead

No.

[DLVH84]

Have you seen the body?

No, but newspaper articles in the Kansas City area, as well as interviews from his family on various websites confirmed it.

[drave]

Didn't Ultimate Warrior die 6 times or sommat back in the late 80's?

[DLVH84]

Didn't Ultimate Warrior die 6 times or sommat back in the late 80's?

That was another rumor that was false. I even heard one about him having a twin brother, but that was false as well.

[Shisen Kopf]

No, but newspaper articles in the Kansas City area, as well as interviews from his family on various websites confirmed it.

I think he is still ALIVE. Bobby Jaggers is eternal. Who do you think he'll rassle next?

[The Jayman]

Chris Benoit

[DLVH84]

Chris Benoit

Proven true.

[drave]

That was another rumor that was false. I even heard one about him having a twin brother, but that was false as well.

I knew it was false, I was just joining in on the silliness that are fake death reports :y:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I always knew the Owen Hart thing was a work.

[#1-norm-fan]

No, but newspaper articles in the Kansas City area, as well as interviews from his family on various websites confirmed it.

Conspiracy.

[#1-norm-fan]

Chris Benoit

Proven true.

Also no proof.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Don't tell me Jesse Ventura is dead

WHAT? No way!

[Schlomey]

you got me

[Nark Order]

Please change the title to this. You fuck.

[weather vane]

You got me big time you asshole.

Wow hahaha.

[slik]

I was really worried Jesse Ventura died.

Someone should tell Billy Jack Haynes he died anyway so Billy Jack can make another shoot video and accuse Vince of being behind it.

[Pintint]

Jesse is awesome, headline made me upset @ first :(

[DLVH84]

You have no right to change my topic's title whatsoever. I do not go over to your topic and change the title you wanted. I don't hack anyone else's posts or topics.

[Lock Jaw]

Power Hungry Mods. FEED THEM MORE (attention).

TPWW IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTRROOOOOOLLLLLL *SNAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKK*

[Corporate CockSnogger]

RIP Jesse "The Body" Ventura. A gimmick based off Ace Ventura was always a great idea.

[Vastardikai]

I was really worried Jesse Ventura died.

Someone should tell Billy Jack Haynes he died anyway so Billy Jack can make another shoot video and accuse Vince of being behind it.

There would be plenty of people who would want Ventura to die at this point.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ain't got time to die.

[#1-norm-fan]

I still wanna see proof Bobby Jaggers died.

[weather vane]

You have no right to change my topic's title whatsoever. I do not go over to your topic and change the title you wanted. I don't hack anyone else's posts or topics.

hahaha

[Shisen Kopf]

Dude DLVH that's not cool saying that Jesse died. I expected better out of you. Enjoy your neg rep.

[James Steele]

Son of a bitch, I fell for it too.

[Shisen Kopf]

I still wanna see proof Bobby Jaggers died.

Maybe this means Vicky Venom is still alive. She's the greatest diva of all time.

[DLVH84]

Dude DLVH that's not cool saying that Jesse died. I expected better out of you. Enjoy your neg rep.

I did not put that title in. Somebody probably hacked my account, the bastard.

[#1-norm-fan]

Did Andre the Giant really die?

[DLVH84]

Okay, enough. Enough. I think everybody has had their fun in this. Time to close this thread.

[Shisen Kopf]

I did not put that title in. Somebody probably hacked my account, the bastard.

I was really worried that Conspiracy Theory would be cancelled. Phew. What a sweet show that is.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You have no right to change my topic's title whatsoever. I do not go over to your topic and change the title you wanted. I don't hack anyone else's posts or topics.

Yeah that sucks. Who do you think did it?

[Shisen Kopf]

Supreme, there should be a committee formed to get to the bottom of this. Whoever did this dastardly deed deserves a damn lot of neg rep. Poor ol Def Leppard Van Heusen.

[Bad News Gertner]

DLVH84 why are you spreading false stories? I just took a night off work because I was so upset. I officially hate you and hope Eddie Van Halen gets arm cancer.

[#1-norm-fan]

You have no right to change my topic's title whatsoever. I do not go over to your topic and change the title you wanted. I don't hack anyone else's posts or topics.

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[Razzamajazz]

whoa, he's 61?

[#1-norm-fan]

Ain't got time to age.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

whoa, he's 61?

he WAS 61...

[Kane Knight]

That was another rumor that was false. I even heard one about him having a twin brother, but that was false as well.

If one believes the rumours, there were like four warriors, 15 Undertakers, 6 Kanes and at least two Stings.

I was really worried Jesse Ventura died.

Because thought has never been one of your strong points.

[Shisen Kopf]

There were also 18 different Doinks. All b/c of death. You rassle as Doink, you die. In fact, they are making a movie next year about this called Doinked starring Mark-Paul Gosselaar and the mother from Growing Pains.

[whiteyford]

And Lou Diamond Philips as Gorilla Monsoon right?

[Shisen Kopf]

Of course. I can't wait. Next summer, wooooooo!

[Bad News Gertner]

Okay, enough. Enough. I think everybody has had their fun in this. Time to close this thread.

Lol greatest thing ever

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

And Lou Diamond Philips as Gorilla Monsoon right?

Tony Soprano as Bruno Sammartino.

[Kane Knight]

For the last few years, there's always some fool posting fake death reports of some wrestlers...

October 15, 2006: WWE reported that Corporal Kirchner passed away. However, six days later, turned out that he is still alive and the rumor was false. It was a mix-up.

February 20, 2012: WWC reported that Rex King passed away. A day later, it turned out to be false and that he is still alive.

December 3, 2012: There was reports that DC Drake passed away. A day later, it turned out to be false and that he is still alive.

I think it's totally distasteful to falsify a death report.

Here's an idea, based on Gertner bumping your old threads: stop reporting it.

The reason they do this is because it gets hits and attention and you're giving it to them.

[Shisen Kopf]

When did the original Ultimate Warrior die DLVH? RIP

[usheer]

I gotta agree with DLVH here death really isn't something to be joking around about. I mean if it was clearly a joke and done only as a spoof then maybe I'd feel differently, but when people post things like this in a serious manner it's really distasteful.Des Moines Wrestling (http://eliteedgegym.com/mma)

[Kane Knight]

I gotta agree with DLVH here death really isn't something to be joking around about. I mean if it was clearly a joke and done only as a spoof then maybe I'd feel differently, but when people post things like this in a serious manner it's really distasteful.

So...Death isn't something to joke around about, but it's okay if it's a joke.

lolwot.

[Skippord]

I guess he truly is "The Body" now :'(

[owenbrown]

someone edited the original thread title.... mod abuse

[#1-norm-fan]

Ain't got time to be a hoax.

[Bad News Gertner]

R.I.P

[Shisen Kopf]

This was uncalled for. Hopefully DLVH84 has learned not to make fake death reports. Where ever he is.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This thread is gonna get an elbow drop!

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[harmsway]

Guess we figured out who edited Benoits Wikipedia page early

[#1-norm-fan]

Ain't got time to bump threads.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Find time, even if you have to go Bump in the Night.

[Shisen Kopf]

To this day, i am very sad about Jesse Ventura being dead

[Bad News Gertner]

I love this thread so much

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

fuck this bullshit then now and forever

[Shisen Kopf]

I heard Bill Nye died too (SPOILER ALERT)