1.3.13

[DLVH84]

Last night, a cryptic video on TNA Impact Wrestling bears the dates 1.3.13. Any ideas on who or what it would be?

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[Corporate CockSnogger]

It's The Undertaker

[Razzamajazz]

it's the end of the world as we know it

[Razzamajazz]

(and i feel fine)

[loopydate]

Sting

All cryptic videos are for Sting.

[whiteyford]

loopydate wins this thread.

[Big Vic]

S.T.ING

[Lock Jaw]

Definitely The Undertaker 100% Confirmed

[Gass]

It's probably just Matt Hardy.

[Volare]

Paved in Blood....GANGREL OMGZ!@11#$1243!@4!@4

[MoFo]

Aces & Eights are the Mayans coming to fuck shit up

[Lock Jaw]

Probably Rellik.

(That's Killer spelled backwards FYI)

[ooTin]

Lets break it down shall we.

1.3.13

1=A

3=C

1+3=4=D

3 is repeats itself 2 times so C again.......
ACDC is going to wrestle hogan to the death....... and sting will be involved

[ooTin]

or 13 13 TAZ!

[Xero]

Sting debuts as The Funkascorpion.

[The Condor]

Ultimate Warrior returns in vengeance to continue his lifelong blood feud with Hogan.

[Ultra Mantis]

Pretty sure it's alluding to the return of Chris "Fucking" Sabin, who will debut a new silent promo gimmick before the big reveal that he was deaf all along and all those years of talking were just to mess with us.

[whiteyford]

Stephan Bonnar...

[Cuse8]

abyss?

[drave]

No clue honestly, but their show was pretty damn good last night, IMO. Anyone see Kid Kash vault over the top rope, land on Ion's shoulders and hurricanrana him w/o even touching the floor? Pretty awesome.

Also, A's & 8's are awesome, the pigeons were let loose again (woot!) and Angle is still a badass.

[Pintint]

Braden Walker returns!

[James Steele]

Either Abyss or Sting. In TNA, it is usually Abyss or Sting.

[Rammsteinmad]

What's Chris Jericho doing on that date?

[loopydate]

Watching Sting on Impact.

[Tazz Dan]

Nah, that was too wrong lol

[Tazz Dan]

What I wrote I mean

[Tazz Dan]

It's Sting

[Tazz Dan]

Matt Hardy

[James Steele]

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[Tazz Dan]

Mind is blown (http://audacity.sourceforge.net/about/news?id=2011-04-11/1.3.13-release_and_LinuxQuestions.org_Award%202010)

[Tazz Dan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Don_West_en_TNA.jpg

screech has packed some weight on

[Nicky Fives]

that MMA guy they signed......

[DLVH84]

The road to hell will be paved in their own blood...

I'm thinking either Abyss or Father James Mitchell and the Disciples Of The New Church.

I highly doubt it's Sting there.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

No dude, it's The Undertaker. I have inside information, I wasn't supposed to mention it but I don't want you spreading rumours about Abyss because my source also told me he's having family troubles and wants to "lay low" for a while.

[Cool King]

It's TNA, it'll be the debut of another big letdown.

[Cool King]

What's Chris Jericho doing on that date?

Don't say that!

He's not doing anything between December 15th and February 23rd. :(

[James Steele]

The road to hell will be paved in their own blood...

I'm thinking either Abyss or Father James Mitchell and the Disciples Of The New Church.

I highly doubt it's Sting there.

Ah yes, TNA will bring back a forgettable stable from 9 years ago and a manager that hasn't been on TV in 5 years.

[James Steele]

Y'know what, I think it is Raven returning with THE GATHERING.

[DLVH84]

Y'know what, I think it is Raven returning with THE GATHERING.

Well, one member is already there.

[#1-norm-fan]

It's TNA, it'll be the debut of another big letdown.

A.W.

[loopydate]

A.W.

George Lincoln! He'll be just like Vince Russo on a tangent: unstoppable!

[#1-norm-fan]

You mean G.L.

[loopydate]

Yes. That's exactly what I meant. Not sure why I did that.

[Tommy Gunn]

They've finally signed the hardcore legend himself...

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Norman%20Smiley/NormanSmiley004.jpg

[DLVH84]

They've finally signed the hardcore legend himself...

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Norman%20Smiley/NormanSmiley004.jpg

No, he's still a trainer for NXT.

[Mooияakeя™]

Wishing it was Tazz.

I mean. 13 / 13, i.e. 2nd coming of his wrasslin' career.

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[DLVH84]

Wishing it was Tazz.

I mean. 13 / 13, i.e. 2nd coming of his wrasslin' career.

It'd make sense, since Taz has been known for the number 13.

[Mooияakeя™]

That video still gives me chills. Like the Jericho one.

Only Fink's fuck up slightly ruins it.

[#1-norm-fan]

No, he's still a trainer for NXT.

It'd make sense, since Taz has been known for the number 13.

Alright, I'm determined to find out whose sock DLVH84 is.

[loopydate]

Socks are used for keeping feet warm.

[#1-norm-fan]

That's true considering it is widely known that The Great Sasuke wore socks a lot and has stated in interviews that they keep his feet warm.

[loopydate]

You mean Masanori Murakawa, right? He first wore socks in the ring on March 1, 1990.

[#1-norm-fan]

In a match, yes. Though even before his professional debut, Kotetsu Yamamoto and Gran Hamada (who trained him) suggested he wear them while training as his cold feet were hampering his mobility.

[loopydate]

Can you imagine how different his career would have been if he'd disregarded their advice? His trademark Sasuke Special X Version 10.2 Segway would pretty much have been impossible to pull off.

[#1-norm-fan]

Not to mention his multiple suplex variations (cradle, dragon, german, tiger...)

[loopydate]

On the other hand, he may also have avoided his 2009 arrest for kicking a man that took his photo at Minamisenju Station.

[#1-norm-fan]

He also grabbed the guy by the shirt collar. It isn't that big of a deal though since charges were dropped after he apologized and he only spent 40 hours in jail.

[loopydate]

It occurred twelve days into his reign as NWA World Middleweight Champion, so he's lucky the punishment wasn't more severe, or else he wouldn't have been able to hold the title for 1,487 days before losing it to Ultimo Dragon (the man who - interestingly enough- vacated the title to set up the tournament, that Sasuke won by defeating Tokyo Magnum in the finals) in 2003.

[Theo Dious]

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/sasuke3.jpg

Between this picture and the picture of Ultimo with all those belts, I'm forced to assume that titles mean either a whole lot or absolutely nothing in Japan.

[DLVH84]

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/sasuke3.jpg

Between this picture and the picture of Ultimo with all those belts, I'm forced to assume that titles mean either a whole lot or absolutely nothing in Japan.

Great Sasuke was the first J-Crown champion (8 belts which he won in a tournament, in which all the champions defend their titles to unify). Ultimo Dragon beat him to win the J-Crown to add with the NWA World Middleweight title and his portion of the WAR World Six-Man Tag Team title, making him hold 10 belts. By the end of 1996, he would hold 11 belts total by winning the WCW World Cruiserweight title at Starrcade.

[Shisen Kopf]

I think it's gonna be a Def Leppard/Van Halen concert

[Shisen Kopf]

You spelled his name wrong dude. It's Grate Sasuke bc he had a fetish with grating cheese. Always cheddar, never Gouda was his motto.

[#1-norm-fan]

Great Sasuke was the first J-Crown champion (8 belts which he won in a tournament, in which all the champions defend their titles to unify). Ultimo Dragon beat him to win the J-Crown to add with the NWA World Middleweight title and his portion of the WAR World Six-Man Tag Team title, making him hold 10 belts. By the end of 1996, he would hold 11 belts total by winning the WCW World Cruiserweight title at Starrcade.

Yeah, I was just about to say that.

[Bad News Gertner]

It's Buddy Roberts returning from the grave and he now breathes fire out of his trach hole.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Was Buddy Roberts another fake death story? This is getting out of hand now

[DLVH84]

Let's stay on topic here, being the 1.3.13 ordeal.

Any guesses on who it would be? It's definitely not Sting, considering the words "The road to hell will be paved in their own blood," and a hell-ish background.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Do you think it's the devil?

[Juan]

Gotta be

[DLVH84]

Do you think it's the devil?

I don't know. Must be someone evil and demonic.

[Bad News Gertner]

Let's stay on topic here, being the 1.3.13 ordeal.

Any guesses on who it would be? It's definitely not Sting, considering the words "The road to hell will be paved in their own blood," and a hell-ish background.

I figured it out. It's Brad Armstrong and he's back to break the Armstrong curse.

[DLVH84]

Very funny, Horatio. Very funny...NOT!!!

Back on topic, I'm thinking it's Judas Mesias.

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't know. Must be someone evil and demonic.

How about Skinner?

[Bad News Gertner]

TNA is about as relevant as Van Halen.

[#1-norm-fan]

or The Red Rooster? (Red being the color of blood)

[Corporate CockSnogger]

or The Red Rooster? (Red being the color of blood)

It could be. After all, blood is red!

[DLVH84]

How about Skinner?

Skinner's involved with NXT.

[DLVH84]

or The Red Rooster? (Red being the color of blood)

The Red Rooster's busy with that sexual harassment lawsuit.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah you're right, they're both doing other stuff. That kills those dreams.

[James Steele]

Of course, because he made unwanted sexual advances toward that woman.

[#1-norm-fan]

DLVH84, do you think it could be The Ultimate Warrior (Formerly known as Jim HELLwig)? He was also discovered by Red Bastien and red is the color of blood. That's two very odd coincidences.

[DLVH84]

DLVH84, do you think it could be The Ultimate Warrior (Formerly known as Jim HELLwig)? He was also discovered by Red Bastien and red is the color of blood. That's two very odd coincidences.

I don't think so, considering he always use the words "Always Believe."

[#1-norm-fan]

It's the perfect thing to throw us off the scent.

[loopydate]

Blood, of course, is red because its hemoglobin is high in iron. Iron Man is played by Robert Downey Jr. Morton Downey Jr. was a guest on Piper's Pit at WrestleMania V. The main event of that event was Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Savage. Of course, Hogan is currently on TNA television (thus, no need for a promo video), and Savage is dead (making a return highly improbable). Hogan and Savage were, however, both members of the nWo, a stable that was involved in a lengthy feud with Sting.

BOO-YAH!

[James Steele]

Makes sense since Ultimate Warrior is a spirit of a demon from the depths of hell who feeds on the blood and souls of those who lack the destrucity of One Warrior Nation.

[DLVH84]

Considering Hulk and Warrior are tied 1-1, if it's indeed Warrior, a tie-breaker match would be necessary.

[#1-norm-fan]

Would probably be the perfect match to sell out the Alamodome.

[DLVH84]

Anyways, realistically, I'm guessing El Mesias, as he's a AAA wrestler and TNA is coming to San Antonio in March for Lockdown.

[#1-norm-fan]

Could be Bobby Eaton. He could easily come back for one last run. And what better way to bring him back than to build up his return with mystery like this.

[DLVH84]

I highly doubt it's Bobby, considering his health problems lately.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jake Roberts

[DLVH84]

Too busy with DDP.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

RIP Bobby Eaton.

[DLVH84]

The 1.3.13 could be Abyss, El Mesias, or any evil, demonic wrestler they got.

[#1-norm-fan]

Sinn Bodhi

[Corporate CockSnogger]

THE BOOGEYMAN

[#1-norm-fan]

The Boogeyman

[DLVH84]

Sinn Bodhi

Sinn, could be him coming back to TNA.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

ThE bOoGeYmAn

[Corporate CockSnogger]

DLVH, do you think it could be The Undertaker?

[DLVH84]

ThE bOoGeYmAn

Maybe. It they added the nightmare aspect, it might be him.

[#1-norm-fan]

Brother Love? He could have turned to the dark side. The "Brother Love" character is owned by WWE though so he'd have to be "Brother Hate". He could be the leader of Aces and Eights. It would make sense since BROTHER Devon has already been revealed as a member.

So it's probably Brother Hate. Your thoughts on this revelation?

[DLVH84]

Brother Love? He could have turned to the dark side. The "Brother Love" character is owned by WWE though so he'd have to be "Brother Hate". He could be the leader of Aces and Eights. It would make sense since BROTHER Devon has already been revealed as a member.

So it's probably Brother Hate. Your thoughts on this revelation?

That could be possible.

[#1-norm-fan]

I can see it now. "IIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE CHUUUUUUUUU"

[DLVH84]

I can see it now. "IIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE CHUUUUUUUUU"

That was good.

[KIRA]

It's TNA, it'll be the debut of another big letdown.

Its pronounced Kevin Nash.

[Bad News Gertner]

Found out who it is via a phone conversation I had with Jimmy Rave. The video is about Alex the pug Porteau

[JimmyMess]

Doesn't matter.

Remember 12/21/12 is The End anyways.

[RiX1024]

One word......Abyss.

[Dark One]

A rat just brought me a rough draft of the script.

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[Next Big Thing]

That theme music was probably why Dustin took more and more pills in TNA.

[DLVH84]

DLVH, do you think it could be The Undertaker?

I highly doubt it. He's been so loyal to Vince, I don't think he's going to jump ship now.

[Bad News Gertner]

DLVH what are your thought on Takahara passing away. Figured you'd be all over that.

[#1-norm-fan]

RIP Taka Michinoku

[whiteyford]

Honestly see it being Abyss or someone else that won't live up to the hype. Or emo Jarrett.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

If it's Jeff Jarrett I might start watching TNA.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

And by that I mean I might youtube the Jarrett parts.

[XL]

Let's stay on topic here, being the 1.3.13 ordeal.

Any guesses on who it would be? It's definitely not Sting, considering the words "The road to hell will be paved in their own blood," and a hell-ish background.

Ordeal? Why is an ordeal? Don't get yourself so worked up, son.

[bigslimjj]

I'm going with Sting. "the road to hell" and "their" blood makes me think it is talking about the Aces and Eights bleeding and walking down the road to hell.

[Shisen Kopf]

Very funny, Horatio. Very funny...NOT!!!

Back on topic, I'm thinking it's Judas Mesias.

That suit is black not.

[RiX1024]

Another Random guess.....could be Crimson.

[Tazz Dan]

Papa Shango

[Tazz Dan]

Maybe Velvet Sky is coming back with a Carrie gimmick

[DLVH84]

Another Random guess.....could be Crimson.

Good point.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Edge

[Rollermacka]

Maybe Batista will be revealed as the leader of Aces & Eights?


.... More than likely it's gonna be Sting, for 1.3.13.

[BizarroKing]

All these guess and I'm surprised no on assumed this man.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2o4gIlVH1qalocwo1_400.jpg

[Purgatory]

If only it would be something that cool...

Will probably only be Abyss.

[loopydate]

Sting

All cryptic videos are for Sting.



loopydate wins this thread.

Damn right

[Kane Knight]

Blood, of course, is red because its hemoglobin is high in iron. Iron Man is played by Robert Downey Jr. Morton Downey Jr. was a guest on Piper's Pit at WrestleMania V. The main event of that event was Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Savage. Of course, Hogan is currently on TNA television (thus, no need for a promo video), and Savage is dead (making a return highly improbable). Hogan and Savage were, however, both members of the nWo, a stable that was involved in a lengthy feud with Sting.

BOO-YAH!

Oh God, we have a new version of "(X) shot Tupac!"

Fucking awesome!

[Kane Knight]

It's Mordecai, returning in his new "Munsters" gimmick.

[Blue Demon]

John Cena

[Volare]

All these guess and I'm surprised no on assumed this man.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2o4gIlVH1qalocwo1_400.jpg

He BETTER win every title that night, then fuze them into 1 title. The BLACKMAN Championship. Only person that COULD challenge him might be Chuck Norris....

[Raven Reaper]

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[erickman]

He BETTER win every title that night, then fuze them into 1 title. The BLACKMAN Championship. Only person that COULD challenge him might be Chuck Norris....

then he can tag with al snow and it will be the return of head cheese

[Lock Jaw]

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I thought two things during that:

1) Surprise, muthaf***a

2) I'm The Sting! And I'm COMING TO GETHCA!

[Mr Amazing]

sting,abyssor crison

[bigslimjj]

I'm going with Sting. "the road to hell" and "their" blood makes me think it is talking about the Aces and Eights bleeding and walking down the road to hell.

Big Slim knows all that is TNA

[Wehttam]

sting,abyssor crison

whoa

[Purgatory]

Abyssor Crison would be a decent ring name, I think.

[Purgatory]

For TNA, that is...

[loopydate]

Abyssor Crison would be a decent ring name, I think.

It's "No, sir, cross Yba" spelled backwards! THAT IS SO BIZARRE!!!

[MoFo]

Dennis Rodman

http://tyrannyoftradition.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/rodman.jpg

The ITK's say its Rodman vs Shaq at Lockdown

[Curd]

It's Mordecai, returning in his new "Munsters" gimmick.

Kevin Thorn would actually make sense.