Schlomey Presents His First And Last Last Minute Raw Thread

[Schlomey]

Boom

[Droford]

Sid should join the shield as Sid justice

[Schlomey]

I have a feeling it's going to be a slow night

[Droford]

Spoilers

[Schlomey]

Slow night.....on the boards

[Cool King]

Big Show with promo of the year.

[Schlomey]

Cheel, show

[Krimzon7]

I'm here to save this thread. Also I love Dolph Ziggler

[Poit]

Big Show with promo of the year.

Blah, blah, blah.

[Cool King]

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[Frank Drebin]

sexual contact?

[Schlomey]

So Sheamus can't motorboat big show. Boo.

[Droford]

I don't think dolph was supposed to land like that

[Frank Drebin]

Sheamus as a face has the worst promos. Still like him in the ring and his role in the story.

[Frank Drebin]

I don't think dolph was supposed to land like that

I think the same thing at least once per Ziggler match. I think hes just that good at selling.

[Schlomey]

Sheamus as a face has the worst promos. Still like him in the ring and his role in the story.

So very much agree. Smile and say fella. Repeat.

[Droford]

I think the same thing at least once per Ziggler match. I think hes just that good at selling.
Think he was supposed to crotch himself on the top rope and missed..

[DLVH84]

Sid should join the shield as Sid justice

Justice will be served.

[Droford]

Lol..wait..what..

[Krimzon7]

did he do the Shirley Temple?

[Frank Drebin]

Sweet, wade vs vince:shifty:

[Frank Drebin]

If this is going to be like last weeks Vicki/Vince segment....I dont get why Vince needs to be here.

[Schlomey]

My grandpa was buried in a less ugly and vintage suit

[Schlomey]

If this is going to be like last weeks Vicki/Vince segment....I dont get why Vince needs to be here.

He assumes he draws ratings.

[Poit]

These Vince & Vickie segments have been terrible.

[Schlomey]

That was very pointless

[Schlomey]

Barrett deserves ic title...so hard

[Frank Drebin]

That was very pointless

mmmhhmm

[Corndad]

What point is Vickie's authority if shes just over ruled. We may have been better off with the AJ Stuff.

[Droford]

Cue Teddy long?

[Schlomey]

Kofi has improved on the mic, so much so he makes Antonio seem even worse,





Also....truth over Barrett is disgraceful.

[Poit]

Cody's back!

[Cool King]

Cody is back!?

[Droford]

Rhodes scholars.. what?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Can't wait for this next match.

RACE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Schlomey]

Fuck. Yes.

[Frank Drebin]

sweet. Wonder if they all get jobber entrances.

[Schlomey]

Hopefully not i hope to see ptp dance

[Frank Drebin]

kinda surprised the PTPs havent had more to do. Theyve been on TV for the most part, but they are just kinda there....jobbing without much of a story.

[Frank Drebin]

DID YOU KNOW:

THERE ARE ONLY 10 SPORTS DVDs FOR SALE, AND THAT THEY ARE ALL WWE????

[Poit]

Justin Gabriel in a towel has me suddenly interested in Raw.

[Poit]

sweet. Wonder if they all get jobber entrances.

Sigh.

[Schlomey]

Boo jobber entrances indeed

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Schlomey]

Omg mustache

[Cool King]

So happy to see Cody back.

[el bobbo]

wtf is on cody's face?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

sick ass mustache

[Corndad]

They should have AJ do a Gangbang in the Men's Locker Room some Raw... *Snaps out of it and into smark mode* Hate this Storyline crap...

[Droford]

Aj should switch to decaf

[Frank Drebin]

I want to like the Usos.....still pretty apathetic when it comes to them though

[Poit]

They should have AJ do a Gangbang in the Men's Locker Room some Raw... *Snaps out of it and into smark mode* Hate this Storyline crap...

#ajall

[Schlomey]

A weak colt cabana chant!?

[el bobbo]

Sexual Chocolate is trending on the Twitter right now.

[Frank Drebin]

Cody looks like he has a clef pallet

[Frank Drebin]

Im suck a sucker for Rosa jumping up and down.

[Frank Drebin]

How do they determine if the PTPs or Cody/Sandow are next in after the elimination? Why did I even bother typing that?

[Cool King]

Wow, eliminated during the break.

What happened to PTP? :(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Sandow over as fuck tonight

[Frank Drebin]

Hot right now: The WWE app
So 5 mins ago: Tout
So last year: Twitter

[Corndad]

Yea shocked they eliminated them over commercial break.

[Rollermacka]

Was King just talking smack about guys with mustaches? :mad:

[Droford]

Lol @ chant

[Corndad]

Cody's Mustache Chant lol

[DrCrawford]

cody better keep that stache

[Immortal Moose]

Wow, eliminated during the break.

What happened to PTP? :(

Losing AW apparently had a big impact.

[Frank Drebin]

The Usos arent going to beat Rhodes Scholars, right?

[el bobbo]

This is the most reaction the Uso's have ever gotten.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

King thinks Rikishi is Umaga :'(

[Rollermacka]

Mustaches are very in King, everybody else should grow one too.

[Corndad]

This is the most reaction the Uso's have ever gotten.

Just was thinking that.

[Frank Drebin]

ok

[Cool King]

Awesome!

[el bobbo]

I miss hearing this theme. I really miss hearing his old themes too...

[DrCrawford]

thank god. hate the usos

[Frank Drebin]

So tamina is just going to interfere in that one within 90 seconds, right?

[Corndad]

Alicia Faceness

[Cool King]

Ah, so Alicia is being the face tonight.

[Frank Drebin]

thanks for showing up, like, 48 hours late for survivor, Eve. Still wanna touch your boobies.

[Cool King]

Losing AW apparently had a big impact.

So it seems. :(

[Rollermacka]

So tamina is just going to interfere in that one within 90 seconds, right?

Random thought, wasn't Tamina with the Uso's for awhile? What ever happend to that?

[Ruien]

She was there sister or manager I thought.

How long can the Prime Time Players stay relevant while jobbing in their matches?

[Frank Drebin]

booo slammies

[Cool King]

The Slammy's!

[Schlomey]

Great idea to boost ratings and app views. Cannot wait for slammers!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

hey its Eve

she's pretty attractive

[Cool King]

Vickie's sock account.

[Corndad]

Damn. Well I'm goin to Raw in 2 weeks and hoped have Slammys for that but can't blame them since it's airing on Christmas Eve.

[el bobbo]

The Rolling Stones may look like ghosts, but they still rock my nightmares like poltergeists...

[Poit]

Random thought, wasn't Tamina with the Uso's for awhile? What ever happend to that?

I think Santino broke them up.

[Immortal Moose]

kvetching, don't hear that word much.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed the first hour so did anything interesting happen or just wait for the usual 2-3 recaps later on?

[Immortal Moose]

Missed the first hour so did anything interesting happen or just wait for the usual 2-3 recaps later on?

Recaps, but Rhodes Scholars is in line for a title match.

[Frank Drebin]

Really just cant wait until TLC is over so we can get to my favorite PPV after that.

[Droford]

Recaps, but Rhodes Scholars is in line for a title match.

They have to face sin mysterio at tlc

[Frank Drebin]

Go away Kid Rock

[Frank Drebin]

So in a chairs match, its no DQ but they are only allowed to use chairs, and not ladders or tables?

[Corndad]

Was Dolph's leg wrapped before?

[ClockShot]

Evening gentlemen.

[Poit]

So in a chairs match, its no DQ but they are only allowed to use chairs, and not ladders or tables?

I think it's a regular match where DQs can happen, but use of chairs does not cause a DQ.

[Immortal Moose]

They have to face sin mysterio at tlc

Mysterio is active? Haven't paid any attention to Smackdown.

[Ruien]

He's been active and on Raw for some time now.

[Cool King]

Mysterio is active?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdeqsxQ0VF1r4dbef.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd pulling a Cena type "Lets Go"/"Sucks" chant with Ziggler.

[Immortal Moose]

Guess I've really fallen out of date over the past semester lol

[Ruien]

He is only teaming with Cara though. If you skip tag team matches then you would/will never see him.

[Krimzon7]

Dolph is a God.

[Corndad]

Nice match so far here.

[el bobbo]

YES!!!!

[Krimzon7]

I'm so glad Dolph didn't Job.

[Cool King]

That was quite a good match.

[el bobbo]

After RAW, get some Danson.

I think I will.

[Frank Drebin]

missed that whole match getting yelled at by my wife for unknown reasons. She couldnt have waited until this segment?

[Cool King]

Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen? :wtf:

[Corndad]

lol Vince

[el bobbo]

Midget, giant, and an ugly old broad...

It would take a year's worth of searching for me to find a porno like that.

[ClockShot]

Don't tell me that ring gear wasn't thrown together at the last minute.

[Schlomey]

Wanted Vince to say DAMN

[Cool King]

Lawler watching SmackDown? Yeah, right. :lol:

[Cool King]

The Shield: Masters of Windows Movie Maker

[ClockShot]

This supposed to be some sort of snuff flick?

[Krimzon7]

My favorite part of the show! Ricardo Rodriguez!!!!

[Droford]

I wonder if "the sword" is code for lesnar?

[Volare]

Shield brings the sword....the one on Lesnar's chest?

[Innovator]

Teacher said that every time Dolph doesn't job an angel get its wings

[Corndad]

Epic Announcing Ricky

[Cool King]

That's a pretty sweet car.

[Droford]

Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen? :wtf:

I wish I got the cooking channel in HD, just for that show

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like Ricardo went with a soccer style for Alberto's introduction. Thought for a moment the stream had froze a bit when he did that.

[Krimzon7]

Epic Announcing Ricky

He held that Oooooo to Fink level greatness

[Droford]

Wwe every night but Thursday next week..hmm

[Corndad]

Live Smackdown next Tuesday?? Im so confused. I thought I was going to a Raw Taping for the next week. The hell is going on lol

[Innovator]

How many times is Zack going to lose to Del Rio? Sooner or later he has to win

[Krimzon7]

Fuck. Poor Zack

[Corndad]

Remember this time last year when Ryder was Main Eventing shows

[ClockShot]

This match hasn't started yet?

[Innovator]

Hey it's the Big O

[Cool King]

"Woo Woo Woo! (I'm jobbing) You Know It!"

[Cool King]

Remember this time last year when Ryder was Main Eventing shows

I was just thinking that on Saturday when I was watching Superstars.

I thought "This time last year, Ryder became US Champion on a PPV. Now, he's losing to Tensai on Superstars".

[DrCrawford]

i feel like del rio has faced ryder more than the rock has faced austin

[Frank Drebin]

this raw feels like its moving at a snails pace. Probably just me being tired though.

[Cool King]

Random compliments to King from Cole.

[Cool King]

Nice shot of Del Rio communicating with Ryder there. :y:

[Corndad]

Poor Fella.

[Cool King]

I hope Tamina shows up.

[ClockShot]

Hey, it's SuperRef.

[Emperor Smeat]

Don't think refs are supposed to take an actual piss break during a Divas match

[Graveler]

I'm happy Lawler's ok, but I wish he didn't come back

[Cool King]

Brad Maddox!

[Frank Drebin]

I'm happy Lawler's ok, but I wish he didn't come back

[Corndad]

Maddox LOL I love the randomness.

[el bobbo]

#maddox

[Schlomey]

What a little cock

[Frank Drebin]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Immortal Moose]

yep

[Graveler]

I love Vickie

[Droford]

Lol

[Cool King]

Haha! Yes!

[el bobbo]

I'm happy Lawler's ok, but I wish he didn't come back

[Corndad]

Maddox #UberHeel

[ClockShot]

She's going nuclear.

[Immortal Moose]

Has anyone kept count of AJ's meltdowns throughout the year?

[Frank Drebin]

another freak out that will never get referenced after tonight

[Emperor Smeat]

:D AJ being crazy

:lol: Roberts

[Cool King]

Oh good, the many (3) faces of AJ.

[Droford]

Lol what did he do to get slapped

[Schlomey]

That was hot

[Graveler]

I'm sorry, am I suppose to root for AJ?

[KIRA]

Its horrifying seeing Vicki skip

[Frank Drebin]

Does Satan pick out music for the WWE?

[Frank Drebin]

Ziggler needs to show up to call her trash again right about now.

[Graveler]

Oh no, I'm so mad I lost a match that meant nothing

[Corndad]

Taming of the Shrew by John Cena

[Innovator]

Cesaro!

[Cool King]

I'm sorry, am I suppose to root for AJ?

I asked myself the same thing when she barged into the men's locker room and attacked Dolph Ziggler for standing up for himself a few weeks ago.

[ClockShot]

Kofi/Tony again?

They're planning on merging the belts or something?

[Graveler]

:D

[Cool King]

Love Cesaro.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol did Justin Roberts just get slapped randomly?

[Frank Drebin]

I asked myself the same thing when she barged into the men's locker room and attacked Dolph Ziggler for standing up for himself a few weeks ago.

Wife just wondered aloud if AJ would be a better heel than this scream queen.

[Poit]

So, last week's match from Main Event is a random match on Raw.

Is that a step up or down from having the main event of Smackdown as a random match on Raw?

[ClockShot]

lol did Justin Roberts just get slapped randomly?


....Yeah

[Corndad]

lol at Roberts trending

[Frank Drebin]

someone get a gif of kofi's reaction there

[#1-norm-fan]

Was half paying attention to the AJ tantrum and thought I saw Roberts get slapped out of the corner of my eye. Seemed like the reaction was tamed except for Roberts holding his cheek. lol

[Cool King]

Kofi's chest is seriously fucked up.

[ClockShot]

What the hell are they chanting? Can't make it out even if the crowd is dead quiet.

[Cool King]

Wife just wondered aloud if AJ would be a better heel than this scream queen.

I think they might be working her up to a heel turn with all that screaming and madness and so on.

[Graveler]

I think they might be working her up to a heel turn with all that screaming and madness and so on.

I think its just creative not knowing how to write women

[Cool King]

The floor is actually quite comfortable.

[#1-norm-fan]

I think they might be working her up to a heel turn with all that screaming and madness and so on.

She was like that during the Bryan/Punk storyline and she didn't turn heel. She's probably not doing so now.

[KIRA]

This...this is good

[Immortal Moose]

I think they might be working her up to a heel turn with all that screaming and madness and so on.

I think you give WWE too much credit.

[Graveler]

Damn I love that uppercut

[Frank Drebin]

They havent referred to Kofi as "The Wildcat" yet. Wonder if someone decided it was stupid as fuck.

[KIRA]

SHIT! sick backbreaker

[Cool King]

Fantastic!

[Frank Drebin]

cool....cesaro wins clean

[Corndad]

Cesaro and Ziggler would be an Epic PPV Match someday

[el bobbo]

I can't remember an even matched heel vs. face match going clean like that happening for a couple of years.

[Cool King]

I really want a Cesaro T-Shirt.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cesaro and Ziggler would be an Epic PPV Match someday

Ziggler would probably fly out of the ring selling the uppercut.

[Corndad]

Sweet we get another segment of the Mustache.

[Immortal Moose]

They havent referred to Kofi as "The Wildcat" yet. Wonder if someone decided it was stupid as fuck.

I'm pretty sure during the Barrett v. Truth match tonight Barrett was at one point talking shit to Kofi about being the wildcat.

[Cool King]

Sweet we get another segment of the Mustache.

I'm sure The Miz will bring it up/make fun of it.

[Cool King]

I'm actually digging Cody and his 'tache.

[#1-norm-fan]

New and improved Cody Rhodes.

I like the sound of that.

[Immortal Moose]

And there it is!

[Cool King]

I'm sure The Miz will bring it up/make fun of it.

Called it.

[el bobbo]

Really?

[Juan]

lol

[Cool King]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/9448/tacheqg.png

[Rollermacka]

Miz needs to grow a mustache too

[el bobbo]

This is actually a great promo.

[#1-norm-fan]

What do they keep chanting?

[Immortal Moose]

lol Honey Boo-Boo-esque

[el bobbo]

Pink and Stink? TVMA

[Corndad]

Pink and the Stink is not PG lol

[Cool King]

What do they keep chanting?

"Cody's Moustache"

[Frank Drebin]

Surprised WWE hasn't had Honey Boo Boo as a guest host. They are usually about 3 years late to the POP culture band wagon so ill hold out hope.

[Cool King]

Pink and the Stink is not PG lol

zOMg! tht meenz da ATTITUDE era is cumin bak!!!!11111

[Cool King]

:shifty:

[Frank Drebin]

Another diva #1 contender battle royal?

[Corndad]

Stop crying kid its not that bad

[Immortal Moose]

a wheel tweet

[Cool King]

Some kid is actually in tears. :lol:

[Cool King]

The crying kid reminds of how girls were with Shawn Michaels back in the day.

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that AJ will come out anyway and get hurt/cost Cena the match in some way.

[Frank Drebin]

Love brodus clay getting knocked the fuck out in big shows titantron video.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Why would Ziggler not cash in tonight?

Lawler literally just said "You know if you cash in tonight that would make the match at TLC moot." and Dolph agreed.

[Frank Drebin]

That makes too much sense to be written into a WWE storyline.

[Frank Drebin]

Warning Noid post:

Would love to see Ziggler about to cash in on a knocked out big show and cena gets on the Mic to try to stop Ziggler from cashing in by offering to blow him.

[Frank Drebin]

Anyone excited for TLC? want it to be over so we can get to the goods.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. "Like you wouldn't want Cena to get injured in this match to make your match at TLC easier"

Or Show gets injured so Ziggler can cash in and make the match at TLC meaningless.

MAKE SENSE, PEOPLE! lol

[Corndad]

Was just gonna say has Big Show ever hit that Top Rope Deal. Then he does.

[#1-norm-fan]

Anyone excited for TLC? want it to be over so we can get to the goods.

Yeah. Pretty much this. I'm slightly interested to see if anything of note happens with Ryback like a Lesnar appearance. And Cena vs Ziggler.

But I'm really just waiting for the Rumble build/road to WrestleMania.

[Frank Drebin]

Wheres ryback tonight?

[Frank Drebin]

Well I guess here he comes next

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Ziggler "Oh big surprise."

[Corndad]

Shield Most Random Group Attacks ever.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ziggler: "Who are these guys?"

Cole: "The Shield!"

Ziggler: "What's that?"

[Corndad]

No Ryback?

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL @ Big Show getting knocked out by that.

[Corndad]

Holy Pop

[Cool King]

Big Show's ass goes through a table and it's KO's him.

[Emperor Smeat]

The Sheild have beaten up more guys than the group has itself.

The Cena beat-down made no sense although the idea of Ziggler being in the group along with Punk would be amazing.

[#1-norm-fan]

FUCKING HELL Ryback is over. I love it. Just the anticipation of him coming out and him finally coming out. Fuck!

[Frank Drebin]

So does the shield have any chance of winning on Sunday I wouldn't be surprised if its just kane and bryan taking offense and ryback destroys everyone else?

[Cool King]

And we leave with what will soon become the dark match.

[el bobbo]

I enjoy RAW ending with these mindless beatdowns.

It reminds me of how mindless wrestling actually is... and why I watch it in the first place.