It's 2012! There's some Motherfucking Tables! Cunting Ladders! Chumptastic Chairs! ALL LIVE ON PPV!

[Poit]

Shit, I went into the kitchen when 3MB was making there way to the way...What I'd miss?

The Southerner, Scotsman, and Indian told the Spanish announce team to speak American and started bullying them. Ricardo, Del Rio, and Miz stepped in.

[Innovator]

Del Rio Face Turn? Del Rio Face Turn.

[Krimzon7]

hasn't adr been a face for his entire life? Like his daddy is a face, and dos caras was a face forever. This is his first experience as a heel...amirite?

[The Condor]

Pretty funny way to turn Del Rio face though, just by having someone insult Spanish speaking people.

Whatever works I suppose. It was a good segment.

[KyleEmmott]

Damn it, I hate it when they make someone a face just like that, and they start pointing to the crowd like they all of a sudden like the fans...Booshit booshit booshit

[Schlomey]

Obviously with all the filler they assume the main event will last 12 minutes.

[Krimzon7]

lol barrett looks great with the hair cut. lol at the wildcat getting neutered. would that make him a pussy cat?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

When did they start saying Wade was from Preston?

[Innovator]

Why did he put a jacket on just to shrug it off seconds later?

[KyleEmmott]

I don't think I've ever met such an annoying poster on here, the year I've been on Tpww.

[St. Jimmy]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6888419840/hF9A8CB37/

[Schlomey]

lol barrett looks great with the hair cut. lol at the wildcat getting neutered. would that make him a pussy cat?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Jerry Lawlers sense of humor is here!

[Nicky Fives]

I REALLY hope Kingston loses.....

[KyleEmmott]

LET'S GO KOFI

[Schlomey]

I REALLY hope Kingston loses.....

:y::yes::wave::heart:

[KyleEmmott]

I, personally want Kofi to win

[Aikido]

Kofi, please drop the belt tonight, that is all.

[Cool King]

When did they start saying Wade was from Preston?

Since about his return from injury.

[Schlomey]

you, personally, have a different opinion than I.

[slik]

I'm really hoping St. Jimmy's power goes out or he loses his internet until after the ppv.

[St. Jimmy]

I'm really hoping St. Jimmy's power goes out or he loses his internet until after the ppv.

HAHAHA, no. Not making a good impression, newbie.

[Cool King]

Barrett's nose isn't that big. :?:

[CSL]

St. Jimmy using the word newbie in 2012, how cutting edge

[Nicky Fives]

WE WANT RYDER! again.....

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Liverpool University mention. Booooooooooo.

[St. Jimmy]

Barrett is the goods. Needs to win this.

[Nicky Fives]

Barrett's nose isn't that big. :?:

Trips will bury him for gimmick infringement.... James Steele, that one was for you :kiss:

[#1-norm-fan]

Completely forgot about the PPV til now. Have I missed anything good in the first hour?

[el bobbo]

Completely forgot about the PPV til now. Have I missed anything good in the first hour?

Just the 3MB

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm really hoping St. Jimmy's power goes out or he loses his internet until after the ppv.

Won't help because we'll still know what St. Jimmy thinks of the PPV. St. Jimmy is the Jay Sherman of TPWW.

[Schlomey]

St. Jimmy using the word newbie in 2012, how cutting edge

still uses AIM too, it seems.

[Schlomey]

Won't help because we'll still know what St. Jimmy thinks of the PPV. St. Jimmy is the Jay Sherman of TPWW.

IT STINKS!

[slik]

Completely forgot about the PPV til now. Have I missed anything good in the first hour?

Del Rio is a face now.

[St. Jimmy]

Won't help because we'll still know what St. Jimmy thinks of the PPV. St. Jimmy is the Jay Sherman of TPWW.

http://img.youtube.com/vi/DVtVZWzhG_s/0.jpg

[Aikido]

Better not be an Instant T.I.P. again.

[St. Jimmy]

BOSS MAN SLAM. STAY DOWN YOU FILTHY FUCKING JOBBER.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Completely forgot about the PPV til now. Have I missed anything good in the first hour?

Rhodes and Sandow beat Rey and Sin Cara. Cody pushed Sin Cara off the top rope through a table on the outside.

Cesaro beat R-Truth

Miz interviewed 3MB, they're gonna sing tomorrow on Raw. They started insulting the spanish announcers for not being American (even Jinder and Drew lol). Del Rio and Ricardo ran out for the save and turned face. 3MB vs Miz, Del Rio and Mystery Partner later on tonight.

Now Kofi vs Barrett.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

BOOOO. FUCKING KOFI

[Schlomey]

Just once, wish he would wind up the Bull Hammer like Dusty Rhodes.

[Krimzon7]

HAHA IF YOU'RE FROM GHANA DON'T LOOK!

[St. Jimmy]

FUCKING WWE. Morons.

[owenbrown]

fuck you Kofi

[Cool King]

Damn. :(

[Aikido]

Like a short-sleeved magician, i saw that coming.

[Nicky Fives]

FUCKING BULLSHIT

[#BROKEN Hasney]

To be fair, I like him. He's just no Wade.

[slik]

I was hoping Barrett would win.

:(

[Schlomey]

HORSE SHIT

[owenbrown]

Kofi is turning into Cena 2.0

[St. Jimmy]

REMEMBER THE NETWORK? WELL IT'S AN APP NOW, FUCKING CHOKE ON IT FAGGOT MARKS. #crankyvinceposts

[Nicky Fives]

I much prefer Cena over Kofi

[#1-norm-fan]

Del Rio and Ricardo ran out for the save and turned face. 3MB vs Miz, Del Rio and Mystery Partner later on tonight.

Oh...

... Wait, what????

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit I want that shirt now.

[St. Jimmy]

PUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK

[Cool King]

"Knees 2 Faces" T-Shirt.

[Krimzon7]

knees to faces clap clap clapclapclap

[Schlomey]

I hate that we are getting yet another promo but at least it's Punk/Heyman.

[owenbrown]

When did Punk get a shirt parodying Dwayne's Boots 2 Asses shirt?

[Aikido]

Like the new punk shirt though lol.

[Nicky Fives]

seeing Punk in a Rock t-shirt makes me think how big a pop Dwayne would get if he was in the 6 Man Tag.....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just now and I fucking want it right fucking now now now now now!

[St. Jimmy]

Fuck New York, indeed.

[Schlomey]

A Rock appearance would help this show TBH.

[Cool King]

When did Punk get a shirt parodying Dwayne's Boots 2 Asses shirt?

Tonight.

[Innovator]

Solid new shirt.

[St. Jimmy]

lol "IS DUMB"

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm pretty excited hearing about this Del Rio face turn. Could be pretty sweet.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Love Punk's shirt.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Already?

[Krimzon7]

Carlton Banks behind the announce table. Triple Naitch GO CRAZY!!!

[el bobbo]

They're going to have a huge problem with the Cena/Ziggler match if they want Cena to win.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Ooooohhhh RYBACK TIME

[Cool King]

I love JBL's "Black Helicopters" rants.

[Poit]

The TLC match already?

[KyleEmmott]

I thought this was going to be the Main Event

[St. Jimmy]

FUCKING WHAT?! THE SHOW IS ENDING WITH RAPADOO OR SHEMUS?! FUCKING REALLY. FUCK THIS COMPANY.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Really hope The Shield has a decent theme for some reason.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wonder what The Shield's music will be like.

[slik]

CM Punk should make a porno with Lita and sell it on WWE.com

Hornswoggle should be the cameraman.

[Aikido]

Nice 6-Man tag isn't headlining, Cena and Ziggler might have a pretty lengthy ladder match after all, as long as Ziggler wins i really dont give a shit. That and if it's on last, i hope he cashes in on Big Show before the match, instant classic, haha.

[slik]

I'm confident Naomi vs. Eve will be the main-event.

[Nicky Fives]

CM Punk should make a porno with Lita and sell it on WWE.com

Hornswoggle should be the cameraman.

He'd have the best angle.....

[Emperor Smeat]

Surprised the 6-man tag match is occurring now and not as one of the last 2 matches.

[owenbrown]

oh great here is TPWW's mancrush :roll:

[Krimzon7]

NOT A RYBACK FAN

[Poit]

... does Ryback's shirt have glitter on it?

[#1-norm-fan]

Ryback has "swagger". He brings an awesome "big fight feel" vibe with him.

[KyleEmmott]

For a second there I heard, " Feed Me Whore":eek:

[St. Jimmy]

SHEILD IS OVERRRRRRRRR

[Cool King]

I like The Sheild's theme.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Had a good opening to the theme, but the rest and the tron screams "SHIT, WE NEED TO KNOCK SOMETHING UP IN 2 WEEKS"

[Aikido]

The Shield's theme is pretty decent, nice entrance to.

[Krimzon7]

PRETTY nice theme/entrance

[Poit]

Body armor - approved ring attire

[Nicky Fives]

I guess they are wrestling in the jackets..... I was curious about that.....

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice. The Shield using the old Edge/Christian crowd type entrance.

Either that or they got lost ala Jericho one time on Nitro.

[#1-norm-fan]

Sounds like a pretty hot crowd tonight.

[KyleEmmott]

I wish they'd wrestle in ring gear.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Had a good opening to the theme, but the rest and the tron screams "SHIT, WE NEED TO KNOCK SOMETHING UP IN 2 WEEKS"

I think it might grow on people. It's got that simple and repetitiveness to it that can become memorable.

[St. Jimmy]

DAT GOLDBERG CHANT.

[Schlomey]

Cena vs Ziggler

then the main event

Big Show vs Sheamus

Followed by:

MITB cash in to end the show

[Nicky Fives]

GOLDBERG!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Song sort of sounds like that Rage Against the Machine song in the Matrix.

[Shadrick]

honestly, I have a feeling that Ziggler is going to do something amazing tonight.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Reigns looks like a beast. I can see myself becoming a fan of his.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

First time I'm seeing Dean in the ring. Liking it so far, although a TLC match isn't the best way to get an idea of their general ring work.

[Schlomey]

honestly, I have a feeling that Ziggler is going to do something amazing tonight.

:y::yes:

[Nicky Fives]

Ambrose looks SOLID in the ring.....never seen him wrestle before.....

[Nicky Fives]

I really want to see Ryback no-sell a sick chair shot to the head.....

[KyleEmmott]

These 3 guys have a future in this company, for sure.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Reigns was making a "no more please" face when they threw him into the ladder. Made him look like a big pussy.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

lol. Reigns was making a "no more please" face when they threw him into the ladder. Made him look like a big pussy.

I thought it looked good. It's how anyone should look about to be chucked into a ladder. I just assume anyone not making a face like that is a terrible seller.

[St. Jimmy]

Let me save you all an hour and 20 minutes http://i.imgur.com/94ZpN.png

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. That face for Ambrose works for him though.

[Schlomey]

reminds me of that "black gorilla ugly" comment from earlier with that cena pic

[Krimzon7]

this has been quite a fun match

[KyleEmmott]

I think there will be an interference.....but who?

[Schlomey]

My wife called and haven't seen any of this match...is it good?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

They're doing a good job so far of making all The Shield and Ryback look good. Obviously Bryan and Kane don't need the rub so having them sell on the outside for as long as they have is a good move.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

My wife called and haven't seen any of this match...is it good?

Pretty damn good actually. Shield look great in the ring. Rybacks just gone through a table.

[Krimzon7]

that scream reigns did made my skin crawl

[Schlomey]

Let me save you all an hour and 20 minutes http://i.imgur.com/94ZpN.png

I suspect 3mb will be standing tall to end the PPV. :shifty:

[Nicky Fives]

lost my stream for a bit..... all is well.....

[St. Jimmy]

Ryback is just a white Bobby Lashley

[Tony Revolution]

hey guys, first ppv ive had any chance to watch in a while...anyone help me with a stream?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Don't throw Daniel Bryan chin first into things. The beard will shield the blow.

[KyleEmmott]

They should've made this an elimination match

[Aikido]

decent spot.

[Krimzon7]

HOLY SHIT

[Schlomey]

Sickem St. Jimmy

[Nicky Fives]

SHANE/ANGLE SPOT FROM KOTR!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

SHANE/ANGLE SPOT FROM KOTR!!!!

NOT EVEN CLOSE ACTUALLY!!!1!1!! Moron.

[Schlomey]

that table is gonna give.




edit: or not

[#BROKEN Hasney]

LOVED the way Ambrose sold that flying clothesline. Almost Rock stunner like.

[Nicky Fives]

NOT EVEN CLOSE ACTUALLY!!!1!1!! Moron.

an object was used as a bridge on the top rope, close enough for me.....

[Aikido]

Damn Ambrose could sell Ice Cream to an eskimo.

[Schlomey]

Attitude Era move right there from Kane

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This is actually a great match to get these guys over. A normal 6 man would never have been quite as exciting.

Shiiiit, nice spear.

[Schlomey]

Damn Ambrose could sell Ice Cream to an eskimo.

ice cream
http://floortwo.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/homer-anticipation.gif?w=460

[#BROKEN Hasney]

OMG SPOT. HE HAD THE SPECIALS

[St. Jimmy]

Sick bump by Moxley. This match has been really good since Roidberg died.

[Krimzon7]

HOLY SHIT AGAIN

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Ryback isn't even knocked out. He's just been laying there for 5 minutes.

[owenbrown]

Ryberg is about to channel SuperCena right?

[Nicky Fives]

crowd is eating it up.....

[#BROKEN Hasney]

No lock applied while Reigns and Rollins are hugging outside. Sweet moment.

[KyleEmmott]

Great match

[Schlomey]

Ryberg is about to channel SuperCena right?

no he is gonna r-truth up

[#1-norm-fan]

Have a feeling Bryan is gonna take the fall here.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

OH SHIT THAT STOMP

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BLACKOUT ON THE CHAIR!

[St. Jimmy]

I wouldn't want to follow this. GOOD JOB WWE BOOKERS.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol fame asser with the foot onto the chair.

[Nicky Fives]

DB does not hold back on his kicks.....

[owenbrown]

ah fuck

[St. Jimmy]

ZzZzZzZzZzzZ

[Schlomey]

Should have spine bustered him thru that table.

[owenbrown]

future endeavored all three of the Shield

[Nicky Fives]

Ryback using a Spear is not a smart move

[Schlomey]

LOL @ Cole calling it a tackle and not a spear as to not make more goldberg chants

[St. Jimmy]

Ryback new shirt:
http://www.theblazingcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/boring.jpg

[Nicky Fives]

LOL @ Cole calling it a tackle and not a spear as to not make more goldberg chants

did not work very well.....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hAHAHA Ambrose just fucking threw a chair at Ryback

[#1-norm-fan]

Was that chair shot to the back of the head? That's not good.

[Nicky Fives]

looks like someone is going to be taking a stage spot.....

[St. Jimmy]

BEAT HIM TO DEATH. NO MERCY, NO QUARTER.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

triple power bomb on those three ladders?

[Schlomey]

Ryback new shirt:
http://www.theblazingcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/boring.jpg

it would be boring if he super-cena'd the whole way through but they are totally holding their own and increased suspense with some really close 2 counts....I don't think "boring" describes anything in this match at this moment.

[St. Jimmy]

SWEEP THE LEG.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That ladder looks even bigger than the ones Hardy flew off...

[St. Jimmy]

TYLER NO.

[Nicky Fives]

HERE WE GO!!!!!

[owenbrown]

what the fuck?!

[Schlomey]

holy shit no freaking way........

[KyleEmmott]

Way to make a debut

[#1-norm-fan]

On concrete??? Really???

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

uh oh

[Aikido]

Someone's about to die.

[Schlomey]

lol the fuck

[Nicky Fives]

that is a fucking big ladder

[St. Jimmy]

NOT TYLER.

[Schlomey]

pretty sure his head smacked off the metal or the other table...I'm afraid he's fucked.

[#1-norm-fan]

RIP Seth Rollins

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Reigns and Ambrose just ignored Rollins instead of going back to help him.

[slik]

Holy Shit!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

YESSSSSSSSS

[CSL]

On concrete??? Really???

indy guyz

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THE SHIELD WINS

[KyleEmmott]

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

[Aikido]

Really Dudley Bomb through the table?

[owenbrown]

YES!

[St. Jimmy]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Schlomey]

AMAZING match. Easily should be a contender for best match of the year.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Niccce, called that all perfectly on Tipsters.

[Nicky Fives]

Shield won? didn't see that coming..... Ziggler/Cena have some work to do to follow that one.....

[KyleEmmott]

They won cleanly too. Damn, that was a good match

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fucking great match. I think Seth may be dead though. Ryback still looked monstrous. Everybody wins.

[Emperor Smeat]

What a great match

[GSP]

How do you not make that match the main event? Jesus. I enjoyed everything about that match except Ryback.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jesus Christ Tyler Black caught his head on the side of that table.

[Schlomey]

Gonna be watching the dirt sheets in the coming hour/hours. I am pretty sure that guy has a concussion.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That match worked so well to get those guys over as a threat and to keep Ryback looking strong. Booked perfectly really.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Honestly not sure if Seth is selling or hugely concussed right now.

[Cool King]

I was completely engrossed in that match, hence the lack of posts.

But my God, that match was absolutely fantastic!

[DrCrawford]

the fact that this match was so good gives me hope for the rest of the ppv

[Aikido]

Yea Rollins really smacked his shit hard.

[#1-norm-fan]

Fucking great match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Thats what you want when you are fighting for our country: explosive diarrhea.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Right off the edge. Fuck.

[St. Jimmy]

Tyler's first WWE concussion.

[CSL]

well Kane had a hard nights work

[Schlomey]

hahahah divas match now....

[St. Jimmy]

AND NOW, MORE BULLSHIT.

[KyleEmmott]

Talking about a buzz kill

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Time for a literal piss break.

[Krimzon7]

REALLY glad this match is on...gotta take a piss

[el bobbo]

That match was fucking fantastic.

[owenbrown]

LOL if Eve loses

[slik]

I hope Seth Rollins is ok.

That was easily a MOTY candidate.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Naomi. Random. I like it.

[KyleEmmott]

This match ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn Naomi.

[slik]

She hit her with her butt!

[Shadrick]

CMON GUYS. TIME TO GET FUNKAY.

[St. Jimmy]

I hope Seth Rollins is ok.

That was easily a MOTY candidate.

WWE MOTY, sure. Overall MOTY? Not even close.

[Dukelorange]

Naomi is real good...

[Cool King]

Well that was pointless.

[KyleEmmott]

*yawn*

[St. Jimmy]

LOL, Naomi corpsed getting pinned.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. All this crazy jumping. Especially on the legdrop. She's like a female Kofi.

[Nicky Fives]

that didn't take long.....

[slik]

I was hoping Naomi would win.

:(

[#BROKEN Hasney]

that didn't take long.....

Neither does urinating.

[Dukelorange]

lol. All this crazy jumping. Especially on the legdrop. She's like a female Kofi.

Agreed... Naomi has always been my favorite Diva since NXT, this just solidifys my choice. She needs to be wrestling.

[St. Jimmy]

God, we're really going to see Cena win the briefcase aren't we? FUCKING HELL.

[Dukelorange]

I was hoping Naomi would win.

:(

I was too, but who would she fued with?

[#1-norm-fan]

Is it just me or did Big Show sound especially "scripted" in that promo. Weird.

[Cool King]

So Dolph/Cena is last then.

I take it Dolph isn't cashing in tonight.

[Krimzon7]

can't wait for the finish of this match...

[#1-norm-fan]

Wanna see Ziggler cash in after this just to cause "mayhem" as far as what happens with the main event.

[Nicky Fives]

over/under on the amount of chair shots in this match? I'm going 55......:shifty:

[Aikido]

I'm gonna go with 27 chair shots.

[Schlomey]

WWE MOTY, sure. Overall MOTY? Not even close.

I really want to see a list. Not because I don't believe you but because I like good wrestling. PM Me sometime.

[KyleEmmott]

Wanna see Ziggler cash in after this just to cause "mayhem" as far as what happens with the main event.

I've been saying this ever since they revealed the stipulation. It would be classic

[Schlomey]

What a sad title the WHC is. On a PPV where the WWE title isn't even defended it goes on before 3MB.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Wanna see Ziggler cash in after this just to cause "mayhem" as far as what happens with the main event.

That would be awesome. Then McMahon makes Vicky make Cena/Ziggler a match for the WHC

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Okay, if WWE were smart, they'd have Ziggler cash in at the end of this match, and win the title.

Then, while gloating about being champ and outsmarting Cena and Vince, Vince can come out and make the ladder match for the World Title.

Ziggler can go on to beat Cena in the ladder match, and get the boost he needs to the main event.

God I should be a booker.

[Nicky Fives]

Would be sweet to see Ziggler cash in, win the belt and "cancel" the ladder match....Cena is shown laid out backstage, Rock is the mystery partner for the 6 Man and Cena comes out to face off with him to end the evening (to reveal Rock had attacked him) as CM Punk looks on approvingly from the skybox

[Krimzon7]

What a sad title the WHC is. On a PPV where the WWE title isn't even defended it goes on before 3MB.

3mb is a vehicle to set up suspicion as to what we're gonna do with the ME after Dolph cashes in right now

[St. Jimmy]

Okay, if WWE were smart, they'd have Ziggler cash in at the end of this match, and win the title.

Then, while gloating about being champ and outsmarting Cena and Vince, Vince can come out and make the ladder match for the World Title.

Ziggler can go on to beat Cena in the ladder match, and get the boost he needs to the main event.

God I should be a booker.

^ THIS.