The Official 2012 Slammy Awards Thread (AKA "Official 17/12/12 Raw Thread")

[Frank Drebin]

So when is Swagger coming back to challenge Cesaro?

Very good question.

I thought Inno knows these kinda things though.

[Krimzon7]

I can tell that I haven't missed much.

[Rock Bottom]

Brodus wardrobe malfunction

[Corndad]

Santino and Tensai??? THE FUCK

[Droford]

Lol wtf

[Cool King]

lol what? Santino and Tensai?

[KIRA]

look at those tits jiggle!

I speak of course of Brodus Clay

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Tensai

[Tom Guycott]

No, Albert didn't just do a Shockmaster

[Corndad]

Definitely called him Albert.

[Droford]

Fat Albert lol

[KyleEmmott]

At least they achknowledged Albert

[CSL]

Lord Tensai is Dreaming of Okada

[Hanso Amore]

Fucking Canada the score randomly goes to commercial during the show

[Corndad]

SHUT UP HAROLD

[Frank Drebin]

Love the funny category.

RIP Patrice O'Neil

[Tom Guycott]

Dr Shelby deserves a Slammy

[Cool King]

Kane & Daniel Bryan HAVE to win that!

[Frank Drebin]

memba when WWE was all about Tout?

[Droford]

Voted for the therapy stuff

[Poit]

It will be a travesty, a miscarriage of justice, if Team Hell No doesn't win.

[Innovator]

I miss Harold

[Cool King]

I think that was the first time Tensai has spoken in English since his return.

I know I'm looking to much into it, but maybe this could lead to the dropping of the Tensai gimmick?

[Providence Peep]

Anyone know how Bobby Heenan is doing nowadays?

[Cool King]

If Team Hell No win, I would love it if Dr Shelby returned to collect the award.

[Providence Peep]

I think that was the first time Tensai has spoken in English since his return.

I think this is the first time Tensai has spoken.

[Cool King]

I think this is the first time Tensai has spoken.

Nah, he's cut a few promos before, but they were all in Japanese.

[Frank Drebin]

not even live via satellite?

[Poit]

The Rock accepts the award... via satellite.

[Corndad]

Team Hell No got robbed.

[Cool King]

The Rock?

What was funny about him throwing stuff into a river? :-\

[Frank Drebin]

was that sin cara's music?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Bryan

[Corndad]

And the mood lighting is back.

[CSL]

really is quite amazing how much of a personality Daniel Bryan Danielson has nowadays

[Providence Peep]

Nah, he's cut a few promos before, but they were all in Japanese.

OK, I'll take your word for it. :)

[Poit]

The LOL moment of the year is littering.

[Cool King]

Oh jeez, those God awful lights are back.

[Providence Peep]

The Rock?

What was funny about him throwing stuff into a river? :-\

Nothing. Clearly Kane/Bryan should've won that award.

[Providence Peep]

The LOL moment of the year is littering.

I think it should've been that time when the WWE Universe thought Zack Ryder was getting a push.

[Tom Guycott]

I think this is the first time Tensai has spoken.

Incorrect. He has only spoken in Japanese on-camera since his return. His quickly buried PR disaster of a TOUT was the only audible English, but it wasn't aired in WWE TV.

[Frank Drebin]

Ha!

"His daddy wore a polka dotted shirt and got over"

[Providence Peep]

Incorrect. He has only spoken in Japanese on-camera since his return. His quickly buried PR disaster of a TOUT was the only audible English, but it wasn't aired in WWE TV.

Ahhhhh. I never saw that. Does anyone here speak Japanese?

[Frank Drebin]

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS MATCH, SMELLY MEATBALL??

"http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4947605552170901&pid=15.1"

[Providence Peep]

I really dislike Cody's facial hair.

[Cool King]

Ryder sighting.

[Innovator]

I wonder if Rock shows up tonight

[Tom Guycott]

Rhodes should start wearing Rick Rude inspired airbrushed tights.

[Corndad]

Poor Zack

[Frank Drebin]

WTF does this mean?

[Poit]

#analbleeding better be a nominee.

[Cool King]

PEOPLE POWER!

[Frank Drebin]

I miss people power

[Poit]

Also, #ajall

[Droford]

Lol people power

[Tom Guycott]

#heel

[Poit]

Travesty. Travesty!

[Providence Peep]

I thought Laurinaitis had left WWE (IRL).

[Frank Drebin]

another jobber v jobber match after the award or are we going to get something of substance?

[Providence Peep]

What about #bootstoasses

[Providence Peep]

another jobber v jobber match after the award or are we going to get something of substance?

I'm guessing King Kong Bundy will win a squash match.

[Frank Drebin]

Oh man....wonder what kinda riske scenes we get in the uncut version of The Game Plan?

[Cool King]

Boo-urns!

[Frank Drebin]

lame

[Krimzon7]

Vince McMahon hates Zack Ryder.

[Cool King]

Big Show with his "WWF WrestleMania 2000/No Mercy" chair.

[Frank Drebin]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BIG SHOW, SMELLY MEATBALL??

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4757295559607935&pid=15.1

[Droford]

Songs from the big chair..

[Hanso Amore]

Lol at blackjack Bradshaw reference

[Droford]

Big show chair..now available on wweshop.com

[Krimzon7]

ugh...Boo RING

That dude that started the boring chant showed some dedication

[Frank Drebin]

Time for another forced Sheamus face promo

[Krimzon7]

new shirts just in time to drive mom and dad crazy for Christmas.

[Providence Peep]

I miss the days of watching Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan on Prime Time Wrestling. Were any of you even born back then?

[Frank Drebin]

FIST

[Krimzon7]

yes, Sheamus does suck random guy in the crowd.

[Frank Drebin]

mmmm potatoes are good in so many forms

[CSL]

"potato eating", killer insult Show

[Krimzon7]

Potato eating ginger snap ass

[Poit]

Please... in comes Dolph?

[Droford]

Oh

[Frank Drebin]

errrr we go

[Tom Guycott]

Jesus! Sheamus looked like he was swinging a card table!

[Emperor Smeat]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BIG SHOW, SMELLY MEATBALL??

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4757295559607935&pid=15.1

Needs to always come out with the ridiculously large chair from now on.

[Cool King]

Holy Shit!

[Corndad]

OH SHIT

[Poit]

YES! YES!

[Frank Drebin]

booooooo cena

[Krimzon7]

Cena you piece os shit.

[KyleEmmott]

YES YES YES

[CSL]

RUH ROH CENA'S HERE

[Poit]

FUCK YOU CENA

[Cool King]

Nooooooooooooooo!

Fuck you Cena! http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

[Frank Drebin]

GET HIM, SHEILD!!!!

[Corndad]

Boo that man.

[KyleEmmott]

I feel like this is a heel turn for Cena... Am I crazy?

[Frank Drebin]

WHY CENA WHY

[Droford]

Dolph will never be able to cash in

[Frank Drebin]

because we need more of a reason to hate cena

[CSL]

I feel like this is a heel turn for Cena... Am I crazy?

Yes.

[KIRA]

the Refs move like goddamn glaciers

[Corndad]

3MB is so awful it's brilliant.

[Krimzon7]

nothing that follows this will make up for Dolph not cashi.....

THREE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

[el bobbo]

3MB BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Frank Drebin]

oh yeah, del rio faced turned last night, right?

[Frank Drebin]

yup, faces high five fans

[el bobbo]

oh yeah, del rio faced turned last night, right?

yes?

[KIRA]

Hes a Face??? wtf


LOL I love that shot of del rio and Miz ADR still has that "smug dick" facial expression.

[KyleEmmott]

Such a pointless face turn

[Cool King]

Well, now we all know that Vince drives a Bentley.

[Frank Drebin]

Face Del Rio and Face Miz on a team.

[Droford]

Who's the 3rd

[Frank Drebin]

They just need Alicia Fox now

[Krimzon7]

I love Ricardo Rodgriguez Promos. The way he would mix his spanish and his english was amazing.

Gonna miss him as a heel

[Droford]

Morrison coming back would be a surprse

[Poit]

Del Rio & Miz only won last night with the help of the Brooklyn Brawler. However can they win tonight?

[Tom Guycott]

I still say Big Zeke needs to be roadie/security for 3MB, complete with event staff shirt and backstage pass laminate lanyard.

[Frank Drebin]

How are you tonight, Poit?

[Poit]

I'm good. Just finished dinner. Going to have some milk & cookies soon.

How're you?

[Frank Drebin]

as well as you Tom Guycott?

[Cool King]

"Have you seen Vickie?"

Yeah, she right infront of you.

[Rock Bottom]

LOL WOW

[Frank Drebin]

I'm good. Just finished dinner. Going to have some milk & cookies soon.

How're you?

Did you have a Smelly Meatball for dinner?

Im solid. Feelin' good for no apparent reason. :)

[Krimzon7]

SICK BURN Ziggles

[Rock Bottom]

LOL WHAT A TRICK

[Droford]

Cena and Vicki?

Lol

[Corndad]

Dolph Face now too? The Hell?

[Frank Drebin]

Ok....I have no idea who is a face and who is a heel anymore

[Poit]

WTF? Ziggler/AJ vs. Cena/Vickie?

[Droford]

Tommy dreamer lol

[Tom Guycott]

Sandman

[Cool King]

Tommy Dreamer!?

[Poit]

DREAMER!

[Corndad]

TOMMY FREAKIN DREAMER

[Frank Drebin]

Hey alright!

[KyleEmmott]

Holy shittttttttttttttttttttttt

[dronepool]

Wow. Flair and now Dreamer!? Cool!

[Krimzon7]

I am a fan of Tommy Dreamer

[Frank Drebin]

I think dreamer is a trainer in some capacity isnt he?

[Rock Bottom]

New guys should take notes from Tommy Dreamer on how to make an entrance.

[KyleEmmott]

I was not expecting this show to be like this

[Tom Guycott]

Damn phone posting slow... this was my 3rd guess. Miz's setup led me to Justin Credible for a sec.

[Poit]

They should just do 3MB vs. Del Rio, Miz, and random local wrestler every show.

[Krimzon7]

Ziggler isn't a face. WWE Bookers are just BLURRING THE LINEZZZZ

[Droford]

Night of www raiding tna talent see billy Gunn, flair, dreamer...I guess boogeyman was never in tna

[Cool King]

Hahahahahahaha JBL mentioning Rangers going bankrupt.

[Frank Drebin]

Heath Slater wants Dreamer....because if anyone knows how to handle the old timers, its our boy Heath. Love it.

[Frank Drebin]

They should just do 3MB vs. Del Rio, Miz, and random local wrestler every show.

[Droford]

3 mb should be called the threebirds

[Corndad]

Dreamer flies!

[KIRA]

Hmm Dreamer might need to consult Chavo about his hair guy in the near future...

good to see him though

[Providence Peep]

I wanna see the Iron Sheik show up tonight and say, "Fuck uh da slammy's"

[Frank Drebin]

I wanna see the Iron Sheik show up tonight and say, "Fuck uh da slammy's"

FUCK SLAMMIES IN ASS!! MAKE YOU HUMBLE!!

[Tom Guycott]

3 mb should be called the threebirds

I 100% believe that they should be tag champs and publicly acknoledge they'll enact the freebird rule.

[Frank Drebin]

So JBL has the giant cowboy hat and King has a crown. Cole should bring his amature wrestling headgear to the announce table to compete with them.

[Corndad]

JBL is killing me on Commentary right now lol

[Frank Drebin]

I hope Alicia Fox verse Melina wins match of the year.

[Tom Guycott]

No, if he were Axl Rose, this match would happen 3 1/2 hours late.

[Droford]

3mb should do a song...mean street..Greenwich RI

[Cool King]

It seems like if someone references something that hasn't been a part of "popular culture" in the current year, Cole bitches that they're old references.

[Poit]

JBL: They're on a winning streak.
Cole: They lost last night...
JBL: They're on a winning streak, but...
Cole: ... to the Brooklyn Brawler.
JBL: ... you have a point.

:lol:

[Frank Drebin]

When did Matt Pinfield get a job as a ref?

[Tom Guycott]

as well as you Tom Guycott?

Just saw that. I'm doing well, all things considered. And yourself?

[Cool King]

Hahaha I love JBL.

That's true about the Andy Murray thing though. :shifty:

[Frank Drebin]

Just saw that. I'm doing well, all things considered. And yourself?

Fine and dandy like sour candy, my man. :)

[Droford]

When did Matt Pinfield get a job as a ref?

Maybe after the match he'll interview 3mb

[Corndad]

D D T

[Tom Guycott]

When did Matt Pinfield get a job as a ref?

When they stopped playing music on MTV... ::devil horns:: ...2!

[Frank Drebin]

Maybe after the match he'll interview 3mb

was just about to say the ref could pass for yourself. :D

[Frank Drebin]

When they stopped playing music on MTV... ::devil horns:: ...2!

man...that was like 15-20 years ago. Hope this Mayan apocalypse happens.

[Frank Drebin]

I HUNGER TO WIN SLAMMIES

[Droford]

Ryback vs 2 heels and brontosaurus

[Cool King]

Cesaro or Sandow should win, but we all know Ryback will win.

[Volare]

I want to listen to Ryback's theme forever now.

[KIRA]

Does anyone notice every year after the relase of a game the WWE starts shuffling the alignments?

[Droford]

I voted cessaro but..no chance

[Corndad]

Does anyone notice every year after the relase of a game the WWE starts shuffling the alignments?

Now that you point it out. Happened last year too. Had Daniel Bryan as a Face in Game and he became Heel like 2 weeks later. Same with Punk. Heel in game, was a Face whole year after that.

[Tom Guycott]

Does anyone notice every year after the relase of a game the WWE starts shuffling the alignments?

Also, releasing people and debuting newcomers on TV that everyone scrambles to make the best CAW of.

[Cool King]

I am shocked, SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.

[Innovator]

Are they trying to shift sides completely within 2 months?

[Droford]

Ryback 2 time slammy winner

[Corndad]

Owen Hart Reference. From Ryback of all people?

[Cool King]

Cesaroooooooooo!

[Cool King]

You tell 'em Cesaro.

[Cool King]

It's a shame Cesaro is going to lose tonight. :(

[Corndad]

Cesaro has been on a roll too.

[Immortal Moose]

That's one way to respond to Goldberg chants.

[Innovator]

Uh oh, here comes a lawsuit

[Tom Guycott]

Wow. Thought either one of them was going for a jackhammer right after the Goldberg chants.

[Cool King]

The ref only got to four.

[Cool King]

Mean Gene!

[Poit]

Really? Awesome.

[Corndad]

Mean WOOOO BY GAWD Gene

[Droford]

Mean.........w9oooooooooooo......gene

[Cool King]

Steamboat!

[Poit]

They're just bringing everyone out for this one.

[Cool King]

J.R!

[Cool King]

I thought they were waiting for a bus, there.

[Tom Guycott]

Cesaro has been on a roll too.

Still is, given how that match ended.:rofl:

[Tom Guycott]

Okerlund sounds like he'

[Juan]

No Punk???

[Droford]

Taker/hhh

[Tom Guycott]

s... is fighting back tears. My phone is getting really WTF worthy on this forum tonight. :(

[Immortal Moose]

Taker/hhh

That's what it should be, but...

[Cool King]

Sheamus vs Big Show was a surprisingly good match.

Though I think it'll be either HHH/Taker or Rock/Cena that'll win.

[Cool King]

It's a "Did You Know?"!

[Cool King]

W00t.

[Immortal Moose]

but nothing. YES!

[Cool King]

I still miss those flowling locks of his.

[Droford]

Hhh just looks wrong

[Innovator]

LOL, Trips comes out and they chant for Taker

[Corndad]

We want Taker lol

[KyleEmmott]

HELL YEAHHHHHH

[Corndad]

Dreamer gets the Beatdown?

[Innovator]

Welcome back Tommy

[Droford]

Lol ricardo

[Immortal Moose]

http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/john-goodman-thebiglebowski-2.jpg

[Cool King]

Poor Ricardo. :(

[KyleEmmott]

So out of all the wrestlers who made returns tonight, Do you think any of them will stick around?

[Corndad]

That is a huge ass ladder

[Tom Guycott]

Hunter looks like Bobby Roode there.

[Innovator]

I love Ambrose throwing a kick on the way out

[Volare]

I want a good pic of that ass on that ladder!

[Tom Guycott]

AJ does a Swanton, then starts painting her face and wearing arm pantyhose.

[el bobbo]

Hunter looks like Bobby Roode there.

Short hair does the man good.

[Tom Guycott]

I want a good pic of that ass on that ladder!

Second'd!

[el bobbo]

#AJSass

[Immortal Moose]

Second'd!

Third'd!

[Droford]

Why? Is the new What?

[Cool King]

The only why question I have for AJ is "Why won't you fuck off?".

[Tom Guycott]

Wait... we're in Philly... AJ should "striptease atop the arena"

[Cool King]

AJ really has to learn how to do more than three expressions.

[Innovator]

Didn't Vicky ask AJ why about two hours ago?

[Tom Guycott]

The only why question I have for AJ is "Why won't you fuckTom Guycott?!"

[Cool King]

And that.

[Innovator]

Back to the hard camera, please.

[Tom Guycott]

Wait... we're in Philly... AJ should "striptease atop the arena"

... to Tommy Dreamer's music.

[Droford]

He stopped on 7

[Cool King]

Why is this still a match?

AJ and Vickie are both the legal partners and they've walked away. They should be counted out.

[Corndad]

The hell??

[Droford]

Who

[Tom Guycott]

Seriously, I wonder if Cena being "heelish" has anything to do with being in a "smark town" like Philly. Kind of like Canadian heels north of the border.

[Poit]

BIG E!

[Tom Guycott]

Oh shit, big e! FIVE COUNT!

[dronepool]

Wow, Raw is like 5 times better than the PPV

[KyleEmmott]

woahhhhhh

[Volare]

Oh shit Big E! Things just got kinda interesting.

[Poit]

They should've at least played Big E's music there.

[Innovator]

Dude with the huge bench

[Corndad]

NXT Taking over this Bitch lol