Official Raw Thread That Nobody Will Watch (AKA Cool King Watches Raw)

[Cool King]

Yeah, here it is.

[Cool King]

I liked the "You killed Santa" chant.

[bigslimjj]

I will post here...I am working so no raw for me but I will post here dammit Cool King...I will post here.

[Team Sheep]

Haven't read the spoilers. Didn't expect Santa getting run over. Hahaha.

[Immortal Moose]

Almost forgot about RAW, not a bad start considering it's the tolkein Christmas Eve RAW.

[dronepool]

I didn't read the spoilers either, didn't know until last night and had no plans for tonight so I avoided them.

[Cool King]

lol police tape.

[dronepool]

Ok, this is pretty corny now... everybody against Del Rio? lol

[Cool King]

Yeah, no spoilers in this thread please.

I've not read them either.

[Cool King]

"St. Nicholas is a saint!" :lol:

[Cool King]

I love the moustache.

[Team Sheep]

FOR SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Cool King]

I liked Lawler's little reference to The Christmas Creature.

[Cool King]

I just remembered during that match that last year's Christmas episode, which was SmackDown, had a "Miracle On 34th Street Fight" too.

It was Orton vs Otunga.

[Immortal Moose]

I just remembered during that match that last year's Christmas episode, which was SmackDown, had a "Miracle On 34th Street Fight" too.

It was Orton vs Otunga.

It was the MOTY, IMO.

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Wishbone]

Del Rio will forever go down in history as the worst human being to ever live after killing Santa.

[Cool King]

Woooo she won!

[Team Sheep]

Lol at the Santa update with depressing Xmas music. Watching this with a few Xmas eve Jack Daniels is brilliant.

[Cool King]

I find the image on the left unintentionally comical.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7565/58634355.png

[Cool King]

Reference to Jingle All The Way, there.

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that Jack Swagger will return at Main Event and win the Battle Royal.

[Cool King]

Or Christian.

[Cool King]

lol King thinking Big Show said "Olive".

He said "All of".

[Cool King]

I don't think kids have wanted a teddy bear for Christmas since the 50's, King.

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that seeing as this is a Christmas episode of Raw, that all the faces will win their matches.

[Cool King]

I also get the feeling that I'm going to be the only guy that's going to be posting in this thread now.

[Cool King]

He'll be facing The Great Khali.

[Cool King]

What?

Cesaro & Barrett get jobber entrances? :wtf:

[Cool King]

Oh, it's <s>Brian Kendrick</s> Brad Maddox.

[Cool King]

Oh, I was right.

[Cool King]

*Thread name change*

[Cool King]

I don't think I've ever heard so many Christmas puns in one show.

[Team Sheep]

A hornswoggle and khali match/segment was watchable. Best raw ever.

[Cool King]

I didn't think Khali would celebrate Christmas.

[owenbrown]

what's the over/under on the day Brad Maddox will be future endeavored?

[Cool King]

A hornswoggle and khali match/segment was watchable. Best raw ever.

Someone else is in the Raw thread! :eek:

[Cool King]

what's the over/under on the day Brad Maddox will be future endeavored?

And another one!

[Robodiv]

Just started watching. Mad wae it.

Del Rio killed Santa?

[Cool King]

Just started watching. Mad wae it.

Del Rio killed Santa?

Well, Santa is on life support at the moment.

[Robodiv]

Minted!

[owenbrown]

Someone else is in the Raw thread! :eek:

And another one!

you didn't answer my question

[Cool King]

I have to ask King how Punk and Heyman can run their mouths inside a house, but the house still remains silent.

[Cool King]

you didn't answer my question

Apologies, I was just overcome with happiness at your presence in this thread.

But I'm sorry, I can't answer your question as I'm not a betting man.

[Cool King]

Battle Of The Beards

[Team Sheep]

I feel like Santa will do a run in during the main event.

[Team Sheep]

Probably stating the obvious

[Cool King]

I'm sure Drew just slipped on the apron. :lol:

[Cool King]

Probably stating the obvious

Most likely.

This Raw has been 100% predictable.

To me anyway.

[Cool King]

lol Cole, why the hell would McIntrye like The Bay City Rollers?

In no way would a Scot born in the mid 80's like The Bay City Rollers. :lol:

[Cool King]

The Santa update music sounds like we're all at his funeral.

[Emperor Smeat]

The tag match was pretty good.

[Cool King]

Kane wanting to go all Al Snow on that dog.

[Cool King]

Fuck off, AJ.

[Cool King]

I hate this pairing.

[Cool King]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

[Cool King]

So in the space of a week, Ziggler and AJ have went from being similar to Christian and Trish Stratus, to being similar to Edge and Lita.

[Team Sheep]

Jingle bells!

[Cool King]

That's quite a heartbeat.

Either that or someone has left their phone on and is receiving a call.

[SuperSlim]

Just wanted to post that I am here. Watchin this crap.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kane is Korean?

[Cool King]

That was one quick-ass break.

[Team Sheep]

Very little ads tonight. I guess nobody fancied sponsoring Raw on Xmas eve hah.

[Cool King]

Cole saying that John Cena is trying to save Christmas. :lol:

[SuperSlim]

Okay... that was gay.

[owenbrown]

oh for the love of God how cheesy

[Droford]

Maybe next week del Rio runs over a baby and Cena has to avenge the baby and save 2013

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ricardo

[SuperSlim]

And then he loses.

[Team Sheep]

A TV monitor as a present. I always wondered how those monitors have never changed despite the advancement in HD TV, etc...

[owenbrown]

way too much overdubbing on Michael Cole's part tonight

[Team Sheep]

It's a bazooka!!!

Teddy bear.

[Cool King]

I'll admit, the whole teddy bear thing was quite funny. :lol:

[Cool King]

way too much overdubbing on Michael Cole's part tonight

I've noticed some dubbing too.

[owenbrown]

some?!

[Cool King]

So yeah, every face won tonight.

[Cool King]

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lol 46.

[Team Sheep]

What a fun Raw. Merry Christmas everyone.

[owenbrown]

this is so fucking corny

[Droford]

Santa whacking Ricardo was hilarious

[Lock Jaw]

I had fun watching this episode.

The Alberto with a Teddy Bear is one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile. Just his facial expressions, and then throwing it at Cena.

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/RAW_1022_Photo_184.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Also, I am growing to hate Brad Maddox.

He is like a less talented version of Johnny Curtis. Johnny Curtis should be in his spot.

[Cool King]

Yeah, I loved the teddy bear part.

I enjoyed Raw. It was more of an entertainment show than what the usual episode of Raw is. Nothing was really canon and it was all just one big fun filled Raw. :y:

[Lock Jaw]

I found it weird that they had Sheamus pin Big Show, though. Feel like that should be more of a "big deal", and not happen on such a "lighthearted" RAW. Especially after they have been playing up how Big Show "has Sheamus' number".

[Lock Jaw]

Unless the entire night isn't canon. :shifty:

[#1-norm-fan]

Also, I am growing to hate Brad Maddox.

He is like a less talented version of Johnny Curtis. Johnny Curtis should be in his spot.

I didn't really realize this until you said it.

Brad Maddox is currently on WWE TV while Johnny Curtis is not.

I hope you die, WWE.

[#1-norm-fan]

I found it weird that they had Sheamus pin Big Show, though. Feel like that should be more of a "big deal", and not happen on such a "lighthearted" RAW. Especially after they have been playing up how Big Show "has Sheamus' number".

lol. Seriously. Fucking ridiculous how they seem to build up intriguing plot points and then throw them away randomly.

[Lock Jaw]

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1356408325111.png

[Droford]

Ricardo's reaction to santa coming out and getting whacked with the sack should be a GIF

[Lock Jaw]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1745/albertobear.gif

http://imgh.us/Untitled-1_12.gif

[XCaliber]

This had to be the worst show of 2012 in my books.

[Poit]

The whole thing with Santa getting run over was terrible. Seriously, what was that?

And what happened to Del Rio's face turn? I guess that's just abandoned now?

I liked the Christmas stuff they did in place of the standard "Did You Know?" facts.

There was the perfect opportunity to finally give Brad Maddox a contract. He should've won my DQ after Hornswoggle interfered. Maybe he'll argue that next week? Hopefully?

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm gonna guess they just randomly decided to use Del Rio as a heel for shits and giggles in this episode. Character continuity is not exactly their strong point currently.

[Lock Jaw]

Maybe this Santa thing will be used as the major force behind his full fledged face turn.

He will pull a Mr. Burns and try to become a millionaire that people like. Run around shouting "LOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEE.... (perros)"