"Wrestling is fake"

[Providence Peep]

Does anyone else get annoyed when people say shit like that?
Those kind of comments really show the ignorance of people.

[Savio]

I didn't get mad when people would say "how can you like it? Its fake"
I did get mad when people would say "You know its all fake right?"

"No shit really? I had no idea"

[Joesgonnakillyou]

I recognise that wrestling is pretty silly so don't really get annoyed about anything to do with it anymore.

[Providence Peep]

I didn't get mad when people would say "how can you like it? Its fake"
I did get mad when people would say "You know its all fake right?"

"No shit really? I had no idea"

I think "fake" is the wrong word though, and I think people who say it's "fake" are showing their ignorance. It's scripted. It's not "fake".

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh, this thread again.

[SNLfunnyguy]

Whenever anybody says that to me, I just pull my johnson out, and piss in this hell hole.

[311]

Trollololo.

[MoFo]

Wrestling is fake and I never got people who were offended by it "no! Its scripted!", no fuck you its fake.

Also dont get the people who need to say it, films and most shows on TV are fake too.

[Bad News Gertner]

It's artistic combat

[Kris P Lettus]

"Keeping up with the Kardashians isn't FAKE, it's SCRIPTED!!"

Maybe if you had a life, you have something better to worry about..

[Shisen Kopf]

I get so fucking mad when people say that. Y'all know how serious I take my rasslin. A guy I work with watches the faggy UFC and he says rasslin is fake? Thinking about stabbing him.

[Kane Knight]

How ignorant of people to call something fake fake!

I hate it when people use accurate terms that I dislike!

"Keeping up with the Kardashians isn't FAKE, it's SCRIPTED!!"

Maybe if you had a life, you have something better to worry about..

not everyone can spend their time complaining about the cops busting us for the use of illegal substances.

At least the next time Peep does something stupid, he won't have to worry about dropping the soap in the shower.

[James Diesel]

Anytime someone says it, I ask whether they would like a suplex or a figure-four leglock. Due to pussies being afraid of flipping on their backs they usually tend to say the figure-four. They learn quickly.

As far as results and stories and shit, I let them have that one.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Sixx]

It's scripted. It's not "fake".

What the fuck does that even mean?

It would be scripted if let's say one guy was supposed to break this other guy's nose at precisely 2:35 into the match, but pretending to hit eachother is fake. Deal with it.

[Razzamajazz]

the correct response is to slap them in the face and scream, "that's an open hand slap!"

[Lock Jaw]

The correct response is to hit them with a Canadian Destroyer.

[Kane Knight]

What the fuck does that even mean?

It means that man-children can feel okay about bitterly resenting the negative connotation of a word they don't like.

[Waylander]

Last time somebody said this to me my reply was, 'so is Die Hard. Are you telling me you don't like Die Hard?'

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Die Hard isn't fake. Don't be daft.

[Kris P Lettus]

Kane Knight randomly bringing up my arrest record..

[#1-norm-fan]

It's only annoying if someone brings it up as a reason why it's a bad form of entertainment. Like if the conversation is "I like pro wrestling" "Oh... You know it's fake, right?" That's when it becomes a retarded statement.

[Rollermacka]

Oh, this thread again.

I get annoyed that now we see one of these posts at least once a week....

[Kane Knight]

Kane Knight randomly bringing up my arrest record..

I know your pattern recognition is pretty weak, but it's hardly random.

[Kris P Lettus]

Thought we were talking about pro wrestling..

[Bad News Gertner]

I fail to see how this relates to Bobby Jaggers

[Savio]

How ignorant of people to call something fake fake!
I think everyone knows its fake, no one needs to try to look like Einstein stating "I have discovered that wrestling is fake, I don't think anyone else knows that its fake so I must tell them whenever someone brings up wrestling" though.

[SNLfunnyguy]

Wrestling is real as soon as indy wrestlers do flipz baby! Support the indys!

[Curd]

I notice the people who say, "Wrestling is fake," whenever pro wrestling is mentioned, are the ones with the lowest self-esteem in the room / forum / wherever.

[Kane Knight]

Thought we were talking about pro wrestling..

And you brought up the concept of having a life. Are you still having trouble following?

I think everyone knows its fake, no one needs to try to look like Einstein stating "I have discovered that wrestling is fake, I don't think anyone else knows that its fake so I must tell them whenever someone brings up wrestling" though.
Yes, people are trying to look like Einstein by pointing out the fakeness of wrestling. Considering the so-called "smarks" can't even seem to accept it....

[Kane Knight]

I notice the people who say, "Wrestling is fake," whenever pro wrestling is mentioned, are the ones with the lowest self-esteem in the room / forum / wherever.

That might be true up until someone responds.

[erickman]

ddp said it best you can't fake gravity

[whiteyford]

Die Hard isn't fake. Don't be daft.


They just happened to have cameras in all the right places...not fake, convenient...

[Shisen Kopf]

I fail to see how this relates to Bobby Jaggers

Yeah really. I mean Bobby "best nickname ever" Jaggers only just died like a few months ago or some shit and we are still mourning and people still make threads that have nothing to do with his "Jaggness" also RIP Vicky Venom. Rasslin ain't fake!

[dronepool]

I recognise that wrestling is pretty silly so don't really get annoyed about anything to do with it anymore.

Pretty much.

[owenbrown]

35 posts and this doesn't come up? Fuck, you guys are slow.

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[Mongo Lloyd]

Gay homosexual faggots think its real

[Curd]

That might be true up until someone responds.

Aha, my favorite antagonist, Kane Knight, rides in on his high horse like a true warrior in shining armor. It should be noted that I never respond to people who say, "Wrestling is fake," because I understand they will not respect the <del>sport</del> athletic spectacle no matter how logically or emotionally one argues.

[The Condor]

Gay homosexual faggots think its real

He makes a convincing argument.

[Bad News Gertner]

Gay homosexual faggots think its real

I like this guy

[Droford]

http://bigbaddie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/wrestling-is-real.jpg

[owenbrown]

I like this guy

of course you do :roll: :shifty:

[Fignuts]

It comes with the territory.

[whiteyford]

Gay homosexual faggots think its real

As opposed to straight heterosexual faggots?

[Kane Knight]

Aha, my favorite antagonist, Kane Knight, rides in on his high horse like a true warrior in shining armor. It should be noted that I never respond to people who say, "Wrestling is fake," because I understand they will not respect the <del>sport</del> athletic spectacle no matter how logically or emotionally one argues.

Especially relevant since I named you by name.

Wait, I didn't. My point still stands.

[SNLfunnyguy]

I typed gay Wrestling into a Google image search to get an ironic photo up to post here. Just lot's of actual Gay men wrestling and fucking. It would be rude to not have a wank now.

[SNLfunnyguy]

http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/107803.jpg

On second thoughts....

[Kris P Lettus]

Should be doing that move belly to belly..

[Kane Knight]

Kris P is an expert on gay wrestling.

[Cool King]

The topic of "Wrestling is fake" came up with me and a friend just two days ago.

Me and some friends went to our friends place to watch some movies and after it, we spoke about other movies and so on and we kept heading to Wikipedia for references and to see who was in what film and so on.

Anyway, my friend mentioned The Iron Sheik to me and how he loves The Iron Sheik's rants. One of my friends didn't know who The Iron Sheik was so seeing as Wikipedia was open, he checked him out on Wikipedia.

From there, he scrolls down and shakes his head and rolls his eyes. I asked him why he's doing it and he said "Because, look at all that. All of that is just fake but "Acting Career" and "Personal Life" get fuck all. Why fill someone's Wikipedia page with just fake shit?"

I also still do get the "You know it's fake, right?" reply when I tell someone for the first time that I enjoy watching wrestling.

[Cool King]

http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/107803.jpg

On second thoughts....

But that's Japan, they can get away with stuff like that.

Why?

Because it's Japan.

[mike adamle]

http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/107803.jpg

On second thoughts....

Danshoku Dino is the only one that ever does that stuff, and it's DDT anyways, a comedy promotion in Japan.

[Kris P Lettus]

Kris P is an expert on gay wrestling.

Just knowing how sex works allowed me to come to that conclusion..

I can see why you'd miss it..

[Curd]

Especially relevant since I named you by name.

Wait, I didn't. My point still stands.

It's nice to know that when you quote someone, you are critiquing the idea and not the messenger. Thank you for having clarified. I don't consider myself to be your antagonist, for the record. :y:

[Curd]

The topic of "Wrestling is fake" came up with me and a friend just two days ago.

Me and some friends went to our friends place to watch some movies and after it, we spoke about other movies and so on and we kept heading to Wikipedia for references and to see who was in what film and so on.

Anyway, my friend mentioned The Iron Sheik to me and how he loves The Iron Sheik's rants. One of my friends didn't know who The Iron Sheik was so seeing as Wikipedia was open, he checked him out on Wikipedia.

From there, he scrolls down and shakes his head and rolls his eyes. I asked him why he's doing it and he said "Because, look at all that. All of that is just fake but "Acting Career" and "Personal Life" get fuck all. Why fill someone's Wikipedia page with just fake shit?"

I also still do get the "You know it's fake, right?" reply when I tell someone for the first time that I enjoy watching wrestling.

I guess this makes even more sense for a WWE-GLAAD partnership... both have large closeted communities!

[owenbrown]

But that's Japan, they can get away with stuff like that.

Why?

Because it's Japan.

where is DLVH for his take?

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Anytime somebody says this to me, I just quote J.R. saying "How do you learn to take a fall off a ladder?", although sometimes I add "or a cage, or the top rope?"