OFFFFFFFICIAL RAW THREAD FOR 1/7/2013 - THE ROCK! THE UNDERTAKER?! TOTAL TAKEOVER! YOU GON GET THIS WORK!

[Droford]

AND turned them back on...

Undertaker clearly behind the shield

[Emperor Smeat]

My question is....if ALL three were in the ring, who turned off the lights?

Hornswoggle

[Blakeamus]

Sting clearly behind the shield

[Mooияakeя™]

Oooh, check you, Mr. Rich Man. :p

I'm paying £20.57 per month for it all. HD and Sky Sports. Ain't that rich! :)

[Cool King]

Shouldn't Zack Ryder be on that list somewhere?

I'm sure he has quite a lot of followers.

[Poit]

The return of Dr. Shelby!

[Droford]

Dr shelby lol

[Cool King]

DR SHELBY IS COMING BACK!

[Poit]

My question is....if ALL three were in the ring, who turned off the lights?

Brad Maddox?

[Corndad]

The Doctor has returned to Raw...

[drave]

Anyone else unfortunate enough to see Vicki's huge belly button? That which cannot be unseen :(

[KyleEmmott]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>So on <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW">#RAW</a> it just showed the most followed superstars in @<a href="https://twitter.com/wwe">wwe</a> and they just skipped me? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23AREYOUSERIOUSBRO">#AREYOUSERIOUSBRO</a></p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/288487725164818432" data-datetime="2013-01-08T03:30:08+00:00">January 8, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Savio]

Wait does ADR know the Konami code?

[Cool King]

I hope to hear a Dr. Shelby chant next week.

[slik]

I hope to hear a Dr. Shelby chant next week.

I'll have one going from my apartment.

I <3 Dr. Shelby

[Cool King]

I'm paying £20.57 per month for it all. HD and Sky Sports. Ain't that rich! :)

That actually ain't bad.

£20 a month for HD and Sky Sports on your PC?

I might have to look more into this.

[Cool King]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>So on <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW">#RAW</a> it just showed the most followed superstars in @<a href="https://twitter.com/wwe">wwe</a> and they just skipped me? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23AREYOUSERIOUSBRO">#AREYOUSERIOUSBRO</a></p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/288487725164818432" data-datetime="2013-01-08T03:30:08+00:00">January 8, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Shouldn't Zack Ryder be on that list somewhere?

I'm sure he has quite a lot of followers.

[Blakeamus]

Zack Ryder bitchin about not being listed on most twitter followers? Is that something really to get frustrated about?

[Cool King]

To be honest, that would piss me off if the company I worked for totally ignored me.

[Droford]

Nighty night kofi

[Blakeamus]

That was quick!

[KyleEmmott]

What the hell was that? What happened to Kofi's push?

[slik]

Zach Ryder has been very vocal lately.

I can't really blame him for being disappointed.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lolll Kofi

[Blakeamus]

To be honest, that would piss me off if the company I worked for totally ignored me.

Yeah, I'd be pissed on how poorly they book me, but bitchin about not being on a freakin social media list!

[KyleEmmott]

Zack Ryder bitchin about not being listed on most twitter followers? Is that something really to get frustrated about?

Well, when it was social media that earned him his popularity & to be ignored from a list that has to do deal with the most followers, I could understand why.

[drave]

Kofi's last few weeks: Lost mah title, damn.....

Lost my rematch....... DAMN!

Got squashed. I'll enjoy my future endeavors.


It won't happen, but damn. Shitty turn of the year for Kofi.

[Cool King]

AKA "Locker Room 2".

[Blakeamus]

I always wondered. When Cena struck first on the Rock a few years back, why wasn't King vocal on him turning his back on the Universe?

[Cool King]

I guess Vince has Locker Room 1.

[drave]

Reminded me of that moment from Indiana Jones where the dude comes out waving his sword all over, and Jones just shoots him in the face.

[Cool King]

I always wondered. When Cena struck first on the Rock a few years back, why wasn't King vocal on him turning his back on the Universe?

Because Cena can do no wrong.

[KyleEmmott]

I always wondered. When Cena struck first on the Rock a few years back, why wasn't King vocal on him turning his back on the Universe?

[Blakeamus]

Well, when it was social media that earned him his popularity & to be ignored from a list that has to do deal with the most followers, I could understand why.

I just think he's bitchin over useless crap.

[Corndad]

Please let this be Epic. Whatever this is.

[Cool King]

I just think he's bitchin over useless crap.

Nah, in a company that's very Social Media heavy these days, being ignored from a list of something that helped make your name, is pretty bad.

[drave]

The Punk / Rock promo(s) are going to be money.

[Blakeamus]

Corndad, you got yourself a handsome avatar

[Cool King]

I'm gonna miss that Kurt Angle avatar. :(

[drave]

WTB the Knees 2 Faces shirt.

[Cool King]

Punk has some blood on his T-Shirt.

[Corndad]

Corndad, you got yourself a handsome avatar

Damn right! Top 4 in Tipsters figured I needed an upgrade lol That guy that won was too good though lol

[Droford]

Lol ice cream

[Emperor Smeat]

:( Punk against WWF Ice Cream bars now

[Corndad]

Punk going all Pipe Bomb

[slik]

Clowns to his left!

[Droford]

Lol, this is gonna be good

[drave]

Great stuff already.

[Cool King]

lol Punk.

[KyleEmmott]

This is going to be a good one.

[#1-norm-fan]

I was thinking he was gonna say Tyson Kidd for some reason.

[el bobbo]

Holy Shit. This is awesome.

[#1-norm-fan]

"The last thing you people need is more ice cream" was pretty great.

[drave]

EL OH EL @ slamming the old school.

[Corndad]

This is awesome.

[drave]

Like he said though....

TRUTH

[slik]

#TeamPunk

[Savio]

Longest reigning heel champ?

[#1-norm-fan]

Time for Rock to come out and be goofy.

This could be legendary.

[KyleEmmott]

Why can't CM Punk always be like this? Edgy and Honest

[drave]

Longest reigning champ in 2 decades I believe?

[Mooияakeя™]

Free reign on the mic? Ain't watched a RAW in around 8 months, so is this what it's always like?

[drave]

If he were this way all the time, it would become status quo and not be as interesting

[Blakeamus]

This is good shit!

[Keith]

I don't see how The Rock is going to look good while shooting a promo with Punk.

I mean, Cena kinda made Rock look bad at times last year. Imagine what'll happen with Punk.

[Corndad]

This Punk- Rock shit is gonna be amazing.

[Droford]

Punk better remember this when he gives his Hof speech

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol imagine The Rock came out during a break.

[Droford]

Aww, they cut off punk

[Corndad]

Awesome. Just freakin awesome.

[drave]

Awwww.... worst break ever

[KyleEmmott]

This is the CM Punk that I cheer for

[Droford]

You do not matter = next shirt

[drave]

The New Hansel & Gretel looks fun :D

[Blakeamus]

Didnt think they would of gone to a commercial break this late...look like we are gonna have a RAW lasting 20 minutes past

[KyleEmmott]

When it comes to promos CM Punk is going to make The Rock look like an amatuer

[Mooияakeя™]

Cutting him off like this is only next worst to cutting Jericho off through his man of 1,004 holds speech

[Cool King]

Great promo from Punk so far.

I'm curious to see what The Rock will have to say.

[el bobbo]

When it comes to promos CM Punk is going to make The Rock look like an amatuer

Or we get some of the best promos of all time.

I do not see how this doesn't lead to CM Punk vs. Rock at Wrestlemania.

[Rock Bottom]

This reminds me of a bad Triple H promo.

[Corndad]

In your face jerks!

[drave]

lol "in your face jerks"

[Blakeamus]

In your face jerks...new t-shirt

[Cool King]

Oh, here we go.

[KyleEmmott]

It gets even better

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Damn, no goatee :(

[Rock Bottom]

David vs Goliath. Please don't compare Punk to Rock anymore. He's really good, but the Rock is easily the most charismatic guy anywhere near wrestling right now

[KyleEmmott]

I'm most likely going to the Raw next week. Pretty Pumped!

[drave]

Its Rock Lesnar! He's doing the hoppy thing xD

[Keith]

I'm nervous for The Rock. Punk can rip him to shreds.

[Rock Bottom]

The catchphrase count has begun as of now (theme doesnt count)

[drave]

How long till they call each other Phil n Dwayne?

[Skippord]

really hope The Rock starts calling CM Punk "Corn Flakes"

[Rock Bottom]

I'm nervous for The Rock. Punk can rip him to shreds.

this was posted

[Blakeamus]

Rock all jakked!

[drave]

ok, straight edge scrotum is funny

[Droford]

Raw is dick jokes

[Cool King]

#StraightEdgeScrotum

[Blakeamus]

trending world wide

[Blakeamus]

No Punk rejected them...he turned his back on the WWE Universe!

[KyleEmmott]

QUESTION: I have the opportunity to go to Raw next week but there going to be nose bleeds so question is, Nose bleeds or watch on TV?

[drave]

Really? Is this his angle?

"AMIGAD, the millions & millions turned their back"

Rock is lame, and not funny :(

[Rock Bottom]

rock is really on the ropes here, mega underdog against cm punk the mic shredder

[Skippord]

it appears John Cena rubbed off on The Rock

#gaystuff

[Droford]

Cookie puss?

[Blakeamus]

cookie puss?

[Cool King]

Cookie Puss?

[drave]

Cookiepuss? Really?

Man, this is weak from The Rock

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Cookiepuss? You so silly. Such a silly word.

[Skippord]

"The Rock is gonna be honest with you. The Rock is tired, The Rock woke up at 4 AM this morning."

[Mooияakeя™]

I'm bored

[Rock Bottom]

1.5 so far

[Corndad]

Punk. You need to start talking again to save Rock from himself here.

[el bobbo]

So... is The Rock finally above the level of Hulk Hogan?

[Droford]

The rock wants to end punkamania

[Corndad]

What I wouldn't give for a Sheild beat down right now lol

[Blakeamus]

popeye on crack?

[drave]

Punkeye the crackhead.....

Gonna chalk this up to fail

[Cool King]

Punkeye The Crackhead.

[el bobbo]

OHHHHHHH

Popeye on Crack!!!

[Poit]

Cookie puss? Popeye on crack? WTF is this?

[Droford]

I will say this..punk looks like a little kid next to him

[Skippord]

what does Popeye on crack even mean?

[drave]

With Rock saying that the people always matter, isn't he validating what Punk already said?

[Rock Bottom]

I like how everyone is jumping all over the best mic worker's mic skills like they've never heard his promos before

[drave]

That's just it, his skills from BEFORE. This shit tonight? Weak.


Unless you meant Punk. Yea, he has always been an amazing mic worker.

[Corndad]

Holy shit Punk. Wow.

[Droford]

Jbl might have to have a word with punk

[Blakeamus]

Just when I thought Punk saved this...Rock had to speak again

[Skippord]

why is he saying mirror like that?

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk gets points for sacrilege.

[Corndad]

He's kinda walking right into what Punk talked about.

[Skippord]

he would probably need another mirror to be able to look at his butt

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The Rock insulting CM Punk for his tattoos is a bit silly.

[drave]

why is he saying mirror like that?


Southern thing. Had a teacher from Mississippi once said his r's like "arra"

[Keith]

why is he saying mirror like that?

"The Mirr-ah! Strip naked in front of the Mirr-ah!"

[drave]

What could have been epic turned out to be quite lame.... outside of the straight edge scrotum comment.

[Skippord]

I think that was The Rock's audition for a part in Ben Affleck's new movie

[Rock Bottom]

The Rock insulting CM Punk for his tattoos is a bit silly.

Yes. Perhaps, with pinky in mouth, I shall recall the first time The Rock insulted the Undertaker's tattoos. How unsophisticated.

[Poit]

Am I the only one who was thinking "wait, don't Snickers have nuts?"

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Do we really need to go through all the "who's better on the mic" stuff again like last year? It dragged on so much and people were just going round in circles then, let's not do that again k guys? Just enjoy it.

[Mooияakeя™]

Said Mirrah just fine

[Droford]

I wonder how many people won't order rr to be pissed off when punk loses

[Schlomey]

3 weeks out and I'm already more pumped for this match than Cena rock at mania. Ten fold.

[Blakeamus]

I enjoyed it...looking forward to what they bring towards Royal Rumble in the next few weeks. Cookie puss was probably as lame as JBL is poopy.

[Cool King]

Am I the only one who was thinking "wait, don't Snickers have nuts?"

And M&M's.

[Blakeamus]

And M&M's.

M&Ms without the nuts

[el bobbo]

We have learned tonight that CM Punk > God.

So he actually lost to Vince and Shane in that match with HBK about 6 years ago.

[Hanso Amore]

I dont know why you guys are whining, I thought that was great on both sides. Rock can do no wrong and people will eat it up. And Punk came through with some great lines.

Love "Boxing with God" and "Get a snickers, M&M etc...Candy ass" lines.

Buncha Faggots whining in this thread.

[Blakeamus]

We have also learned tonight that Snickers have nuts....

[Shadrick]

I love Punks reference to the "Your Arms are Too Short To Box with God" broadway musical and album.

Since some people don't know where it came from...

[Shadrick]

I dont know why you guys are whining, I thought that was great on both sides. Rock can do no wrong and people will eat it up. And Punk came through with some great lines.

Love "Boxing with God" and "Get a snickers, M&M etc...Candy ass" lines.

Buncha Faggots whining in this thread.

Yeah, this. I enjoyed the promo, seemed very balanced between the two.

[Hanso Amore]

We have learned tonight that CM Punk > God.

So he actually lost to Vince and Shane in that match with HBK about 6 years ago.

Work on your math Junior.

> does not equal =

You somehow think Punk being GREATER THAN GOD (>) is the same as PUNK BEING THE SAME AS GOD (=)

If Punk is greater than, he cannot be equal, therfore you can assume he is God from the HBK/Vince Match.

COME ON! STAY IN SCHOOL!

[Cool King]

I dont know why you guys are whining, I thought that was great on both sides. Rock can do no wrong and people will eat it up. And Punk came through with some great lines.

Love "Boxing with God" and "Get a snickers, M&M etc...Candy ass" lines.

Buncha Faggots whining in this thread.

I agree, the "Boxing with God" and "Get a snickers, M&M etc...Candy ass" lines were great. :y:

[Blakeamus]

I dont know why you guys are whining, I thought that was great on both sides. Rock can do no wrong and people will eat it up. And Punk came through with some great lines.

Love "Boxing with God" and "Get a snickers, M&M etc...Candy ass" lines.

Buncha Faggots whining in this thread.

It was great, but man the "cookie puss" and "Popeye/Crackhead" bit was a lame duck for a Rock promo.

[Corndad]

Tonight may have been Punk's best promo in WWE other then the Famous Pipebomb promo deal. He was spot on. Real. It was great to hear. What a Heel should be saying and doing.

[Keith]

That exchange was pretty good, I'll be honest. I thought Punk would just blow Rock away, but it didn't happen. Rock didn't come off looking bad at all.

Now after this, Punk has already said everything he could say about Rock being a movie star, not being around as much, etc. It'll be interesting to see where they go the next couple of weeks.

Also, I wonder if at some point we see Rock and Ryback vs The Shield. Or perhaps Rock, Cena and Ryback vs The Shield and Punk, I don't know.

[Theo Dious]

sighs... Rock... 1999 wants its promo back.

[Hanso Amore]

Am I the only one who was thinking "wait, don't Snickers have nuts?"

Yes. Everyone with a rational mind was enjoying themselves and not trying to nitpick a candy bar reference.

I would make a ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS NUTS reference, but we all know that it is true, and there is nothing wrong with that.

[Hanso Amore]

It was great, but man the "cookie puss" and "Popeye/Crackhead" bit was a lame duck for a Rock promo.

YEah. He made his silly references, and then Punk called him on it, then both got serious.

Its called escalation and drama. And it was great.

But lets all put on our Hipster Glasses

[JimmyMess]

I loved it all.

The End

[Blakeamus]

Yeah because Snickers over powers the human mind than Milkyway

[Hanso Amore]

sighs... Rock... 1999 wants its promo back.

LOL. And 1986 called, and they want their Heel back.

You are just looking for something to complain about. You are the kind of negative person that would scoff at a blowjob from 200 different supermodels because "they dont look realistic".

You are one of those negative Nancys that whine about everything from scripts to the set design on Game of Thrones. Someone who is never happy or satisfied.

BUT THE ROCK IS THE PROBLEM!

[Hanso Amore]

Yeah because Snickers over powers the human mind than Milkyway

Your avatar is Daniel Bryan whose sole promo skill is chanting one word over and over against the crowd.

And you are dissing the Rock's Promo?

[Blakeamus]

It's become the Hanso "Tell it like it is" hour.

[Blakeamus]

Your avatar is Daniel Bryan whose sole promo skill is chanting one word over and over against the crowd.

And you are dissing the Rock's Promo?

Not dissing...I even said it was great. Just the whole cookie puss thing seemed cheap. Like he was trying to relive what "fruity pebbles" was for Cena.

[#1-norm-fan]

Rock did fine.

I did however cringe multiple times. The man can be quite the try-hard. "Cookiepuss" reminded me of the "Kung pao bitch" line against Cena.

[Cool King]

He's dropping Pipebombs!

[Blakeamus]

Those two have good chemistry on the mic, can't wait to see how it will be in the ring...

[Cool King]

I had to Google Cookie Puss to see what the hell it was.

I was expecting some Ice Cream Cat Connoisseur.

I was somewhat dissapointed with my Google findings.

[Blakeamus]

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cookiepuss.jpg

[slik]

Rock did fine.

I did however cringe multiple times. The man can be quite the try-hard. "Cookiepuss" reminded me of the "Kung pao bitch" line against Cena.

agreed

[Schlomey]

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cookiepuss.jpg

Let me guess....cookie puss?

[slik]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0DOMxm0o12c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Blakeamus]

LOL. And 1986 called, and they want their Heel back.

You are just looking for something to complain about. You are the kind of negative person that would scoff at a blowjob from 200 different supermodels because "they dont look realistic".

You are one of those negative Nancys that whine about everything from scripts to the set design on Game of Thrones. Someone who is never happy or satisfied.

BUT THE ROCK IS THE PROBLEM!
http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/23d2ea0cdf45b0a4252f6d6e282a0c8e/7109%20-%20Raw%20autoplay_gif%20daniel_bryan%20gif%20no%20wwe%20wwe_tag_team_championship%20yelling.gif

[Cool King]

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cookiepuss.jpg

Yeah, he's not very international, hence why I had to Google him.

But that honestly has to be the work mascot I've ever seen. :-\

[Droford]

Should have called him fudgy the whale

[JimmyMess]

There always is the classic "Can't hear you because you have twenty thousand people calling you an asshole" line that he and Austin have used, in variation.

But I understand why they might not use that.

[Shadrick]

YEah. He made his silly references, and then Punk called him on it, then both got serious.

Its called escalation and drama. And it was great.

But lets all put on our Hipster Glasses

lol, this.

Punk called him on his shit. Calmly. During their first interaction, and both got legit serious. I loved it. It really set the tone for the rest of the Road.

[el bobbo]

Can we just say that it was a great promo that left everyone wanting to see more?

[Skippord]

I do not know what Cookie Puss is either

[OldSchoolFan]

I wish when was trying to get the Cookie Puss chant started that had actually started chanting "What The Fuck?"

[#1-norm-fan]

Am I the only one who was thinking "wait, don't Snickers have nuts?"

Yes. Everyone with a rational mind was enjoying themselves and not trying to nitpick a candy bar reference.

lol. Hanso bitching about everyone's posts has been the best part of the last page and a half.

[#1-norm-fan]

YOU WILL ENJOY THIS PROMO!!! GAH!!! STOP CARING ABOUT WHETHER SNICKERS HAVE NUTS!! IDJNEUWFNCEURIWOMVRITUWVNRTUW!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Let us not forget...

FINALLY... DR. SHELBY IS COMING BACK TO RAW NEXT WEEK!!!

Forget The Rock, the road to WM begins next week!

[Lock Jaw]

Also, I knew it would be the S.H.I.E.L.D., but I was hoping that when the lights went out during the TLC match, there'd be a pause, and then we'd see a jacket light up on the ladder, a big crash.... lights come back on and JERICHO is there grinning while Ryback is on the ground.

Either that, or the lights come back on and Ryback is holding the belt and is just like "I didn't need to see to unhook it" and SHIELD would be just like "Well.... damn.... we'll.... we'll be in the back...."

[#1-norm-fan]

Let us not forget...

FINALLY... DR. SHELBY IS COMING BACK TO RAW NEXT WEEK!!!

Forget The Rock, the road to WM begins next week!

Dr. Shelby needs to have a recurring role within WWE. Nothing that requires him to be on TV constantly but something like... the official WWE psychiatrist. Basically he needs to be on my TV every once in a while for years to come.

[Keith]

I won't lie, I thought Undertaker would appear holding Ryback by the throat, followed by a chokeslam, setting up a match at WrestleMania between the two.

There'd be no logic in doing so, but I don't know. That's what came to my mind.

[#1-norm-fan]

There was a split second where I thought "... Undertaker?" as well.

[Keith]

Maybe we'll see Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar at 'Mania.

I mean, it's crazy we forget Lesnar is about to show up soon. Most of the attention has been on Rock.

[slik]

Dr. Shelby needs to have a recurring role within WWE. Nothing that requires him to be on TV constantly but something like... the official WWE psychiatrist. Basically he needs to be on my TV every once in a while for years to come.


I agree. I really enjoyed his character.

[Cool King]

Most of the attention has been on Rock.

Judging by the last few pages of this thread, it seems like most of the attention has been on his promos and not the man himself.

[Keith]

Judging by the last few pages of this thread, it seems like most of the attention has been on his promos and not the man himself.

Perhaps, but people have been waiting for Rock's return, yet have kinda forgotten Lesnar is on his way back for some reason.

At least that's my perception.

[Tazz Dan]

I'll give my thoughts in the show soon, but first, where the fuck has Keith reappeared from???

[Poit]

I didn't know what Cookie Puss was, and Google found this:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q21/Poit-Narf/MBP/punk_cookiepuss.png

[MoFo]

Snored throughout Punk's "I am best in the world I and will kick your ass b/c Im the best in the world" promo he's rinsed and repeated the past year.

Rock won the exchange by default.

[Tazz Dan]

:lol:

[Tazz Dan]

That was to Poit's post.

[Tazz Dan]

Snored throughout Punk's "I am best in the world I and will kick your ass b/c Im the best in the world" promo he's rinsed and repeated the past year.

Rock won the exchange by default.

As opposed to the Rock's promo that he did last year against Cena, and again in 1998 against everyone?

[Tazz Dan]

Naaah, haven't seen it, just wanted to get in first. I'll give my opinion once the show has downloaded for me.

[Emperor Smeat]

I didn't know what Cookie Puss was, and Google found this:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q21/Poit-Narf/MBP/punk_cookiepuss.png

In the first 2013 episode of Monday Night RAW (WWE) on January 7, The Rock first referred to CM Punk as "Cookie Puss", starting a chant that will have the same impact as when The Rock called John Cena a bowl of "Fruity Pebbles". Which, by this date, Cena has become one of Fruity Pebbles's spokesman and mascot, replacing Fred Flinstone.

The weird thing is the Frutty Pebbles stuff is actual true since Cena really is replacing Fred as the mascot for parts of this year.

[Fignuts]

Naaah, haven't seen it, just wanted to get in first. I'll give my opinion once the show has downloaded for me.

No, you hit the nail on the head. They're both old hat at this point.

[Droford]

Half of me wonders if wwe and carvel struck a marketing deal after the fruity pebbles deal..

[James Steele]

The promo was good, but had so much potential wasted. It kills it when you have them nose-to-nose and all that intensity and tension only to be killed by a long rant about Cookie Puss, M&M tattoos, Popeye jokes, etc. CM Punk's "pipebomb" was convoluted as fuck. His whole thing is that he is played the system to take over the system, but he isn't going to take down the system because he can't? It just seemed like he was trying too hard to come up with some "big idea". The best part was them nose-to-nose and CM Punk saying he was going to kick his ass and Rock telling him that he knows how great he is, how he GTS'd The Rock, etc. The "boxing with God" and some of The Rock's lines were great though. I just think they tried to throw too many damn lines in there.

In the end though, it was an awesome encounter and that makes me want to see them more. They play off of each other well.

[James Steele]

Thankfully, Cookie Puss won't catch on like the stuff with Cena last year. Cena has a much more vocal anti-Cena legion that would call his mother a whore if she showed up on RAW. CM Punk's main boo'ers aren't going to do that every week. (at least I hope)

[#1-norm-fan]

I have a feeling we're gonna hear a lot of "Cookiepuss" chants over the next couple weeks and maybe beyond unfortunately.

[Shadrick]

I don't think so.

[Shadrick]

Rock definitely kept the corniness to a minimum. It seemed a lot more serious for him right away, unlike with Cena last year where it was jokes the whole time then serious right at the end.

[Cool King]

I have a feeling we're gonna hear a lot of "Cookiepuss" chants over the next couple weeks and maybe beyond unfortunately.

[Cool King]

At least "Fruity Pebbles" made sense.

John Cena has multiple brightly coloured T-Shirts and Fruity Pebbles has multiple brightly coloured pebbles. Makes sense.

Cookie Puss and CM Punk, nah. Unless Punk begins wearing an ice cream cone on his nose, then no, it's not going to make any sense.

[Cool King]

But is this going to happen every time The Rock makes an appearance? He'll do a promo and then a big debate will ensue about his promo and also his "promo abilities"? :-\

Because that's not fun. That's not fun at all.

[Team Sheep]

Wasn't the whole joke that he pussied out of bringing the WWE fans ice cream bars? Kind of fits pretty well in that case. Albeit still pretty corny.

[Innovator]

I love how Heyman just faded out during the promo, leaving during the break. It gave Punk the spotlight and let him stand up to the Rock alone.

[Cool King]

Does Cookie Puss supply ice cream to people?

Is that what the character does in his adverts and stuff? I don't know. Last night was the first time I ever heard of Cookie Puss.

If Cookie Puss does indeed supply ice cream to people, then I guess it sort of makes sense. :-\

[Team Sheep]

It's an ice cream cake.

[drave]

Even if it made 100% sense, it was still shit.

[Flash Funk]

How about Heyman shedding tears after Punk retained? One of my favorite moments in a long time. Paul E. does all the little things.

[Flash Funk]

And it seems like they are hinting that Heyman hired Maddox on his own without Punk knowing, but how would they pull that off without making Punk look like more of a "good" guy?

[Schlomey]

And it seems like they are hinting that Heyman hired Maddox on his own without Punk knowing, but how would they pull that off without making Punk look like more of a "good" guy?

Could be a good way of transitioning Punk away from Heyman for Big Boi Brocks return? Who knows at this point.....


And I'm happy it's not that paper thin. I enjoy feeling some mystery.

[Flash Funk]

I am with you on the mystery part. I was trying to predict the Mania card last night and was having trouble nailing down any definite matches.

[VSG]

And it seems like they are hinting that Heyman hired Maddox on his own without Punk knowing, but how would they pull that off without making Punk look like more of a "good" guy?

What? When did they do that?

[Keith]

And it seems like they are hinting that Heyman hired Maddox on his own without Punk knowing, but how would they pull that off without making Punk look like more of a "good" guy?

Maybe Maddox costs Punk at the Royal Rumble, it comes out that Heyman was in on it, Punk goes after Heyman, Brock Lesnar comes out, and BOOM. You have Punk vs Lesnar at WrestleMania.

No?

[Vastardikai]

At least "Fruity Pebbles" made sense.

John Cena has multiple brightly coloured T-Shirts and Fruity Pebbles has multiple brightly coloured pebbles. Makes sense.

Cookie Puss and CM Punk, nah. Unless Punk begins wearing an ice cream cone on his nose, then no, it's not going to make any sense.

Six man tag during the run up to mania:

Ryback, Cena, and Rock

vs.

CM Punk and...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vdgbm1zJ1qe2ybqo1_500.jpg

:shifty:

[Flash Funk]

What? When did they do that?

Last week on Raw, when Heyman told Maddox to get lost, Maddox said something like "Oh I can't be of use to you?" and Heyman seem to panic and rush Maddox out of Punk's locker room.

[Lock Jaw]

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/087/665/Picture32_original_crop_exact.jpg?w=310&h=205&q=75&v=135%207677512

This kid looked so unhappy to be there

[VSG]

I thought "smug kid" when I saw this on TV.

[Cool King]

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/087/665/Picture32_original_crop_exact.jpg?w=310&h=205&q=75&v=135%207677512

This kid looked so unhappy to be there

What that from last night?

I don't think my stream showed that, though not that it matters as I've never heard of Jon Gruden in my life.

[Lock Jaw]

Neither have I, but they showed him last night and he had this kid with him who looked miserable.

[drave]

I bet Gruden went home and beat him.

[Lock Jaw]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/r1HJDGC1jU4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Miserable

[Flash Funk]

I'm conflicted. I want Rhodes Scholars to be champs but I don't want Kane and Daniel to not be.

[Cool King]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/r1HJDGC1jU4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Miserable

The kid looked like he was about to cry before the camera went off him.

[Keith]

LOL Gruden is intense.

[mike adamle]

What that from last night?

I don't think my stream showed that, though not that it matters as I've never heard of Jon Gruden in my life.

I'm pretty sure he won a Super Bowl coaching the Tampa Bay Bucs. If not he at least coached them to a few deep playoff runs.

[Corndad]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/217781_599257537671_2103088869_n.jpg

[Schlomey]

Makes me actually excited for Smackdown.