So now that Heath Slater has defeated Sheamus...

[Bad News Gertner]

How long until he defeats Cena and Punk? Masterslaters unite!

Seriously though, the guys is the goods.

[Tazz Dan]

*waits patiently for owenbrown to ruin the thread*

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Gotta give props for Masterslaters.

[Bad News Gertner]

I need to trademark that.

[owenbrown]

Slater will be jobbing to Hulk Hogan in TNA in 6 months

[owenbrown]

*waits patiently for owenbrown to ruin the thread*

fuck you

[Tazz Dan]

And all your wildest dreams would come true.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah, owenbrown definitely ruined this once amazing thread.

[Bad News Gertner]

I feel this thread shouldn't even exist anymore. That's it guys. I quit and I'm never coming back.

[owenbrown]

meh

[Bad News Gertner]

That's it! I quit and I mean it this time!

[owenbrown]

this thread was shit to begin with

[owenbrown]

fuck off

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I said this in the Raw thread, but I think I only like Slater as a heel who loses. As a heel comedy trio, 3MB are great, and part of their comedic value comes in them losing despite having the extra man advantage. I'm not sure how much I'd like him/them if they win on a regular basis, of course picking up occasional wins here and there isn't a terrible thing.

[Bad News Gertner]

That's it I'm done. Bye TPWW. I quit.

[owenbrown]

http://blog.husng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/troll-face.png

[Shadrick]

How long until he defeats Cena and Punk? Masterslaters unite!

Seriously though, the guys is the goods.

I like Slater. But by your own definition, how does he not fit the mold of "vanilla midget?"

[Shisen Kopf]

That's it! I quit and I mean it this time!

You should probably start your Owen message board and your Owen blog and then quit on those too. Then ask triple A to ban you multiple times b/c although you say you're gonna quit you lack any willpower. That would be awesome.

[Bad News Gertner]

I like Slater. But by your own definition, how does he not fit the mold of "vanilla midget?"

He's got decent mic skills in an annoying way. Don't get me wrong, I like wrestlers like Kidd and Gabriel, but they have their place as does Slater.

[Savio]

Heath Slater World Champ 2018

[Ruien]

I like Slater. But by your own definition, how does he not fit the mold of "vanilla midget?"

Pretty sure Gertner does not mind the smaller wrestlers having a place in the WWE. It is when they are the World/WWE champion that is the problem.

[Kane Knight]

Heath Slater World Champ 2018

Is that the year he hits that growth spurt?

[Lock Jaw]

I like Slater. But by your own definition, how does he not fit the mold of "vanilla midget?"

Because he is clearly a Ginger Midget

[Schlomey]

I'd be a fan of a Tag Title reign later in the year. Maybe they need a bouncer to help them out......Big E/Zeke/?

[Tazz Dan]

Yeah, owenbrown definitely ruined this once amazing thread.

Argh. Please don't comment if you don't know what's going on.

[#1-norm-fan]

You're right. I apologize. Super deep and complicated. This is like the Inception of wrestling forum threads.

[#1-norm-fan]

Because he is clearly a Ginger Midget

4 syllables. I like it. It's easy to chant.

[#1-norm-fan]

http://i945.photobucket.com/albums/ad296/aqua200/Wrestling/HeathSlater-3.png

GIN-GER MID-GET! *clap clap clapclapclap* GIN-GER MID-GET! *clap clap clapclapclap*

[drave]

That win will be his highlight. From here, he jobs to his future endeavors, everyone goes home happy.

[Curd]

Slater will emulate HHH by going on to defeat Sgt. Slaughter in a Boot Camp match and then mimic Santino by wrestling former Intercontinental champs Roddy Piper, Goldust, and Honky Tonk Man, possibly with Kaitlyn as his Chyna / Beth Phoenix.

[SNLfunnyguy]

Ginger Ningers UNITE