Ugh (Rumble Spoiler)

[Bad News Gertner]

Bo Dallas won the NXT tournament to get into the Rumble. I hope Ryback Shellshocks his fucking goofy face through the damn ring. Christ is he ever terrible. Not in a vanilla midget way terrible although he is bad on the mic. Was hoping Leo Kruegar would win.

[Shisen Kopf]

I don't watch NXT b/c it doesn't have a vowel. It should be NEXT. That really matters to me as I take my grammar almost as seriously as my rasslin and my blogs. Also: center.

[Bad News Gertner]

NXT is the centre of pro rasslin

[Fignuts]

I like The Ascension.

But yeah, saw Bo Dallas once and he was the drizzling shits.

[Fignuts]

Cassius Ohno is great in the ring, but looks like a gas station attendant.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'm expecting that Dallas will do something of note during the match. Either eliminating a big name Maven-style, or entering early (starting off with Dolph perhaps) and lasting way longer than anybody would've thought. That of course will be the excuse that leads to him being on the main roster.

I'm just assuming he'll do something because the almighty dirt sheets insist that WWE are high on him for reasons I can't quite fathom.</font>

[Shisen Kopf]

NXT is the centre of pro rasslin

Name change request: Gertnre...do it!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I haven't seen Bo Dallas in a bit, but I'm pretty sure Kaitlyn still does a better spear than he does.

[MoFo]

All I know of Bo Dallas is Skippord calling him a "huge fag" all the time in the nxt thread.

[Shisen Kopf]

That's all you need to know about him. He's a huge fag who sucks.

[Bad News Gertner]

I haven't seen Bo Dallas in a bit, but I'm pretty sure Kaitlyn still does a better spear than he does.

Bo Dallas does more of a running hug than a spear.

[XCaliber]

Of all the NXT guys they could have showcased first in The Rumble and they picked Bo Dallas ugh the brightside is that he will likely end up being used as jobber fodder to the Shield Of Justice and I shall rejoice.

[Shisen Kopf]

His finishing move should be renamed the queer spear!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Bo Dallas does more of a running hug than a spear.

His finishing move should be renamed the queer spear!

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Fucking awful.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kaitlyn does it a lot better

[Arrogance]

Bushwacker Luke entry.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jesus, that spear is terrible.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>God he's fucking hideous.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Bo Dallas comes out at number 30 and everyone, including fans and production staff, flees the arena. Calling it now.</font>

[Graveler]

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Fucking awful.

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Just for comparision

Bo Dallas is just plain garbage. Why not showcase Luke Harper or Bray Wyatt, or someone who doesn't suck?

[Ultra Mantis]

Turn him heel, give him a gay elf gimmick, pay him in rupees, remove him from television, profit.

[#1-norm-fan]

Should have been Richie Steamboat.

Wait, is Bray Wyatt healthy right now? If so, then it should have been Bray Wyatt.

[Keith]

Bo Dallas beat Epico.

lol

[#1-norm-fan]

I have a feeling Bo Dallas is gonna elminate someone. Like... there's gonna be a "buzz" caused by the unknown elminating someone.

For the sake of an awesome Gertner rant, I hope it's Heath Slater.

[Bad News Gertner]

I hope you shut your face!

[Bad News Gertner]

Should have been Richie Steamboat.

Wait, is Bray Wyatt healthy right now? If so, then it should have been Bray Wyatt.

Steamboat is almost as bad. Leo Kruegar should have won. He's wonderful.

Wyatt is just coming back. I have major hopes for him. No need to rush. Id rather him debut after Wrestlemania so he doesn't get lost in the shuffle

[Shisen Kopf]

Bushwacker Luke entry.

Wooooooooooo! Bushwhacker Luke!

[Curd]

Hey now, if enough of us bash Bo, then maybe WWE will repackage him with a "klutz" gimmick. "The Sloppiness of Execution" Bo Dallas uses his clumsiness to throw opponents off their game!

[Shisen Kopf]

Steamboat is almost as bad. Leo Kruegar should have won. He's wonderful.

Wyatt is just coming back. I have major hopes for him. No need to rush. Id rather him debut after Wrestlemania so he doesn't get lost in the shuffle

Steamboat is better than Bo Dallas. He's the kind of rassler Beth likes I bet. Also, who is that dashing you man in your avatar? What a good looking chap, I'm sure he's touched many a booby in his day. Prob has a sweet blog too!

[#1-norm-fan]

I have a feeling Bo Dallas is gonna elminate someone. Like... there's gonna be a "buzz" caused by the unknown elminating someone.

For the sake of an awesome Gertner rant, I hope it's Heath Slater.

Clearly I aimed too low here.

[whiteyford]

Bo Dallas for IC champ.

[Cool King]

Bo Dallas for IC champ.

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[whiteyford]

Future hall of famer.

[Cool King]

Future hall of famer.

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[Cool King]

CM Punk gifs everywhere.

[whiteyford]

There's nothing he can't respond to in gif form.

[Bad News Gertner]

Slater lasted over 20 minutes!

[#1-norm-fan]

So did Bo Dallas.

[Rock Bottom]

Isn't this a good thing?

You guys are giving him X-Pac level heat, maybe we will get to see Barrett beat the shit out of him for 10 minutes.

or maybe he'll win with a moonsault

[Cool King]

The hatred for Bo Dallas here just reminds me of the hatred Rocky Maivia got when he started out.

[Razzamajazz]

i remember when the tpww forums was flooded with the rocky maivia threads, too

[Cool King]

Those were crazy times.

[#1-norm-fan]

So in 16 years, "The Bo" will probably be a legend.

[whiteyford]

No probably about it, future hall of famer.

[Cool King]

So in 16 years, "The Bo" will probably be a legend.

If ya smell what The Bo is bakin'!

[Innovator]

Bo Knows.

[Rock Bottom]

ram + bo

coincidence yeah i think not bud ur in 4 it

[#1-norm-fan]

Mind... blown.