BOOK THAT SH!T: The Shield turns into a Gay Satanic Cult that tries to recruit The Undertaker as their leader.

[James Steele]

Book that shit.

[Bad News Gertner]

Just get rid of the Shield all together. They are horrible.

[Dark One]

The only good thing about this thread is that its title is showing up on the main page and probably confusing the hell out of a lot of people.

Carry on.

[Curd]

Seth Rollins continues to "get knocked silly" until Wrestlemania, where he tells the others in a skit that he "had a vision and saw the light". Ambrose asks what he means by that, and Rollins tells him and Reigns to "just wait for later tonight."

Undertaker has his match against the designated opponent and almost loses, at which point the Shield runs out and beats down Taker's opponent to maintain the Streak. Rollins then gets on the mic and gushes about Taker showing them the true path to domination.

Reigns states Taker can live on in the WWE through the Shield by guiding them into the deepest depths of darkness. Ambrose asks Taker to be their mentor and corner man in witnessing the Shield's sacrifices to the Infinite Iniquity.

Taker then pauses in contemplation and then begins beating on the Shield, who then overpower the match-weary Undertaker and triple powerbomb him. Rollins asks Taker if he'll reconsider, and after a few moments of staring down the Shield while prone, he nods, extends a hand to the Shield, and is helped to the back by the trio.

The next Raw features the Shield introducing Taker, who proceeds to explain how the Shield earned his respect and reminded him of the edge he used to have as the Dark Lord... and that darkness again descends upon the WWE!

Undertaker renames the Shield as "The Soultakers" and adds a few additional members such as Bo Dallas and Ted Dibiase, who reluctantly join in hopes of gaining power after being decimated in brief feuds. They feud with Triple H by proxy while fighting upper-midcarders such as Team Hell No and Dolph Ziggler.

[itsmeJD]

Seth Rollins continues to "get knocked silly" until Wrestlemania, where he tells the others in a skit that he "had a vision and saw the light". Ambrose asks what he means by that, and Rollins tells him and Reigns to "just wait for later tonight."

Undertaker has his match against the designated opponent and almost loses, at which point the Shield runs out and beats down Taker's opponent to maintain the Streak. Rollins then gets on the mic and gushes about Taker showing them the true path to domination.

Reigns states Taker can live on in the WWE through the Shield by guiding them into the deepest depths of darkness. Ambrose asks Taker to be their mentor and corner man in witnessing the Shield's sacrifices to the Infinite Iniquity.

If the Shield attack Taker's opponent, the streak is over, and Taker loses by disqualification.

I don't feel like he'd be too interested in showing them much of anything at that point.

[Curd]

If the Shield attack Taker's opponent, the streak is over, and Taker loses by disqualification.

I don't feel like he'd be too interested in showing them much of anything at that point.

Ref bump! :)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just get rid of the Shield all together. They are horrible.

lol

[Shadrick]

Nah, I'm not gonna book this.

[Rollermacka]

Alright fine, I'll book it but I'm not sure if Taker is talented enough to work in my trampoline federation.

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[whiteyford]

It really books itself.

[The Rogerer]

You've omitted the gay aspect

[ron the dial]

i thought gay was just implied when it comes to professional wrestling.

[Keith]

I'd watch this.

[Curd]

You've omitted the gay aspect

I don't know enough about that to explain. Why would twice-married Taker help a stable of open homosexuals? I don't know.

[James Steele]

He realized why his marriages have failed -- he wants the D.

[Poit]

I don't know enough about that to explain. Why would twice-married Taker help a stable of open homosexuals? I don't know.

Lols, why would a straight dude help a bunch of fags? I don't know.

[Mongo Lloyd]

wrestling is already gay enough without a stable of buttfuckers wearing all black

[ron the dial]

that is where you're wrong. it can never be gay enough.