A bitter Ernest Miller talks about WWE

[Mikey]

Some of Ernest’s comments include

- Everyone in the WWE are nothing but a bunch of ass kissers!
- J.R said all of two words to him during his time in the WWE. And he would like to "smack his face straight".
- The writing team asked him to "go out and dance like a black Dusty Rhodes".
- He wonders "how in the hell they couldn't write for him but could write for someone like John Cena".
- He doesn't like WWE, and didn't even watch the program when he was there.
- He feels that The Cat is a character anyone could put over, and sees no reason why the creative staff could do nothing with it in the WWE.
- He has a great relationship with Jeff Jarrett and the guys over at TNA, but right now he would rather concentrate on his Karate than work in wrestling.
- "There ain’t no bad-asses in wrestling" and he could "Beat everyone's ass in that locker room"
- "If Vince stopped in the hall real fast, he'd have all kinds of heads up his ass."

[HankScorpio]

- "If Vince stopped in the hall real fast, he'd have all kinds of heads up his ass."

Pure Comedy :lol:

[Vastardikai]

Some of Ernest’s comments include

- Everyone in the WWE are nothing but a bunch of ass kissers!
- J.R said all of two words to him during his time in the WWE. And he would like to "smack his face straight".
- The writing team asked him to "go out and dance like a black Dusty Rhodes".
- He wonders "how in the hell they couldn't write for him but could write for someone like John Cena".
- He doesn't like WWE, and didn't even watch the program when he was there.
- He feels that The Cat is a character anyone could put over, and sees no reason why the creative staff could do nothing with it in the WWE.
- He has a great relationship with Jeff Jarrett and the guys over at TNA, but right now he would rather concentrate on his Karate than work in wrestling.
- "There ain’t no bad-asses in wrestling" and he could "Beat everyone's ass in that locker room"
- "If Vince stopped in the hall real fast, he'd have all kinds of heads up his ass."

Somebody Call his Momma, he needs a new diaper... :nono:

[Ferocious]

Sounds quite bitter. But I still love The Cat and have to agree with the fact He would have been easy to write for he was the commisioner in WCW FFS

[diamondcutter]

He should've had a backstage, on-camera role. His best stuff was as WCW Commissioner.

[Goldbird]

Stop crying like a bitch, ernest. admit it, ur dance moves suck.

[Ferocious]

Stop crying like a bitch, ernest. admit it, ur dance moves suck.
YOU SPEAK PURE ASS The Cat is one of the greatest underacheivers ever

[Goldbird]

YOU SPEAK PURE ASS The Cat is one of the greatest underacheivers ever


Oh pls, didnt you see when ernest was doing his dance promo during smackdown, the fans were like... "Oh, it's break time, let's go to the toilet"

Lackluster support + Lousy dance moves = Poor Ratings.

Good job wwe in getting rid of THE CAT!

[HankScorpio]

you just love pissing people off don't ya Gillbird??

[Oxstar]

Ernest the cat miller never got a chance! But i dont think he could be anything more than a mid-carder!

[Ferocious]

The Cat Ruled in WCW and WWE made a big mistake not using him in a similar way when he came over.

The Cat made a much better commisioner than Michaels or Regal, However didnt quite top Foley.

The Cats martial arts stuff looked ten times better than Xpac, Blackman, Bischoff, Nathan Jones, Anyone else who ever used martial arts in the WWE.

[Goldbird]

The Cat Ruled in WCW and WWE made a big mistake not using him in a similar way when he came over.

The Cat made a much better commisioner than Michaels or Regal, However didnt quite top Foley.

The Cats martial arts stuff looked ten times better than Xpac, Blackman, Bischoff, Nathan Jones, Anyone else who ever used martial arts in the WWE.

But you must try to understand that WWE only uses Ernest as a ****** who likes to dance, and ogle at divas. That's why i said it was a good move on wwe's part to get rid of him since he couldnt be of any use at all.

[Oxstar]

Would you say Tajiri used martial arts? watch Tajiri in ECW if you wanna see great wrestling.Tajiri vs The Cat that would have been good.

[Ferocious]

But you must try to understand that WWE only uses Ernest as a ****** who likes to dance, and ogle at divas. That's why i said it was a good move on wwe's part to get rid of him since he couldnt be of any use at all.
point is that he could have been used greatly but the powers that be decided not to use him

[Goldbird]

point is that he could have been used greatly but the powers that be decided not to use him

That was what i was trying to say all along..

[The Mackem]

Somebody call my momma
Somebody call my momma
Somebody call my momma

Man that song rocked

[Oxstar]

Somebody call my momma
Somebody call my momma
Somebody call my momma

Man that song rocked
Not a bad song, but i wasnt over with it!

[Goldbird]

Not a bad song, but i wasnt over with it!

I think it has reigned over the top 100 songs billboard for the 100th week consecutively now...

[The Ravishing One]

http://www.freehomepages.com/garybatten/ErnestMiller2nd.mp3

This is for anybody that wants it. Somebody call my momma.

(right-click and save as)

[Kane Knight]

This is what happens when legitimate reasons to be bitter swell out of proportion.

[ColdwaVer]

Somebody Call his Momma, he needs a new diaper... :nono:

:rofl:

This is what happens when legitimate reasons to be bitter swell out of proportion.

:y:

Some of Ernest’s comments include
- Everyone in the WWE are nothing but a bunch of ass kissers!


Boy, ain't he gonna be popular if he ever tries to come back.

[John la Rock]

He would have been good as a manager. He has great promo skills but he can't wrestle for shit

[The Show Off]

Some of Ernest’s comments include

- Everyone in the WWE are nothing but a bunch of ass kissers!
Well I know Jim Ross and William "Steven" Regal are apart of a club baring that exact name..

- J.R said all of two words to him during his time in the WWE. And he would like to "smack his face straight".
Wow. I never knew that Jim Ross' face was gay, that would explain kissing Vince's ass.

- The writing team asked him to "go out and dance like a black Dusty Rhodes".
So I guess you could say that Dusty Rhodes was a white James Brown? :wtf:

- He wonders "how in the hell they couldn't write for him but could write for someone like John Cena".
Well you both have charisma, so I guess you have a point. But at least Cena doesn't have to resort to a gimmicky premise to get over... Oh wait... Well at least Cena's gimmicky premise isn't from the 70's, it's from the mid 90's... close enough...

- He doesn't like WWE, and didn't even watch the program when he was there.
Didn't you used to be a commentator? Isn't the whole point of a commentator to, watch the match and comment on it...

- He feels that The Cat is a character anyone could put over, and sees no reason why the creative staff could do nothing with it in the WWE.
Okay Ernest just stand behind, Al Snow, Chuck Pulumbo, Garrison Cade, Lance Storm, Matt Hardy, Maven, Rhyno, Rob Conway, Steven Richards, Tajiri, Test, The Hurricane, Tommy Dreamer, Val Venis, William "Steven" Regal, Akio, Billy Gunn, Billy Kidman, Funaki, Jamie Noble, Mark Jindrak, Orlando Jordan, Sakoda, Spike Dudley, Shannon Moore & Ultimo Dragon, and well get something for your dumbass.

- He has a great relationship with Jeff Jarrett and the guys over at TNA, but right now he would rather concentrate on his Karate than work in wrestling.
Yes. Cause karate pays soo good. Go to TNA and make youself a "big star" if you really want to stick it to Vinny Mac.

- "There ain’t no bad-asses in wrestling" and he could "Beat everyone's ass in that locker room"
I'll let people, like Chris Benoit, Big Show, and Kurt Angle knoq that you could beat there asses, I'll see how well you can fair against a shoot wrestler, a guy twice your size and an olympic champion, with your faggy karate.

- "If Vince stopped in the hall real fast, he'd have all kinds of heads up his ass."
Okay, I'll admit that was funny. But I bet you'd like to be there too, cause that would mean you'd be getting money.


Hey Scott, The Cat's calling you out again.

[Funky Fly]

http://www.freehomepages.com/garybatten/ErnestMiller2nd.mp3

This is for anybody that wants it. Somebody call my momma.

(right-click and save as)
I love you, man. :love:

[Corkscrewed]

He's got good points, but on the other hand, he totally bored me, so I don't care.

Now, if Sean O'Haire said those exact things, I'd care. ;)

[Blue Demon]

The Cat is funny

[Rob]

Someone should remind him that Don Frye offered him and Eric Bischoff out for a fight at the same time when he was running his mouth like a bitch and he chickened out.

Ernest Miller vs Kurt Angle? Yeah I'm taking Miller in that fight :roll:

[Ferocious]

For anyone feeling nostalgic

http://www.gerweck.net/ernestmiller.htm

[Goldbird]

lol... the song starts with...

"Puppies all around..."
"Puppies all around..."

[Fox]

- The writing team asked him to "go out and dance like a black Dusty Rhodes".

LOL That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[YOUR Hero]

I liked The Cat in WCW. But then when rasslin got gay and I stopped watching I never seen his WWE run, but I hear it sucked more cock than a load of pubic lice.

[PureHatred]

Enest Miller was doing a bad imitation of Eddie Murphy doing a good imitation of James Brown (So Hot in da HOT TUB! Mke you SWEAT! HYYAYYGH!)

As a commissioner he didn't fit in the WWE. As a manager, he's a poor man's Slick. Basically, he didn't fit the product and the WWE did the right thing in releasing him. Instaed of being bitter, he should go out and prove them wrong by beating the Cobra-Kai and becoming West Valley Karate Champion.

[Fox]

Enest Miller was doing a bad imitation of Eddie Murphy doing a good imitation of James Brown (So Hot in da HOT TUB! Mke you SWEAT! HYYAYYGH!)

As a commissioner he didn't fit in the WWE. As a manager, he's a poor man's Slick. Basically, he didn't fit the product and the WWE did the right thing in releasing him. Instaed of being bitter, he should go out and prove them wrong by beating the Cobra-Kai and becoming West Valley Karate Champion.

"Use Crane Technique, Ernest-san!"

"Shut up, old man! As for you, Cobra-Biatch, somebody better call yo mama!"

[LK]

never was entertained by the guy and I could make up a list of guys who deserve more of a push than him such as rhyno, ultimo dragon, kanyon and o'haire

[Ferocious]

never was entertained by the guy and I could make up a list of guys who deserve more of a push than him such as rhyno, ultimo dragon, kanyon and o'haire
Totally agree that those guys deserved a push just as much as if not more than The Cat but he was hardly given a chance.

[King Jericho]

YOU SPEAK PURE ASS The Cat is one of the greatest underacheivers ever

Hows about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ferocious]

Hows about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
please don't bump the ass line the gimmick is dead :'(

[JJ Moore]

You just dont get it do you Scott

[Goldbird]

get what? :nono:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I liked The Cat in WCW. But then when rasslin got gay and I stopped watching I never seen his WWE run, but I hear it sucked more cock than a load of pubic lice.

It sucked more cock than LC at a Randy Orton look-alike convention.




:shifty: :D

[Rob]

Well they put him in a position where he had to show ability and he blew it obviously.

Actually, they just put him in a postion where he had to talk sense and he blew it obviously.

Well actually, they just put him in a spot where all he had to do was talk but nobody could understand a word he said other than that momma crap.

[The Mackem]

Somebody call my momma, somebody call my momma

[samichna]

Ernest Miller was always shit.

[Rock Bottom]

Wow what it's like way past ur bed time sum 1 call ur momma. Ernest The Cat is like the greatest wrestler beause he has soul and funk. He can dance better than u so u should give it up. Who do you think taught Scotty and Rikishi how 2 dance, it was the Cat. n e wayz 1 time at school The Cat came to pick me up from school. I told him as I got in 2 the car hey Cat how r u and he said fine how did u do. I said I got a B and he said wow and then my friends came up and he said "how did u guys do" and they said "I got a F!!!" he said "!!!! somebody call ur momma!!" and drove off hahahaha we were way 2 cool 4 them. but yeah he does not suck because he has a bald head.

[tucsonspeed6]

Some of Ernest’s comments include

- Everyone in the WWE are nothing but a bunch of ass kissers!
Kinda true, but in a way doesn't this make him sound like he's paranoid? "I'm all alone! Everyone's against me!"

- J.R said all of two words to him during his time in the WWE. And he would like to "smack his face straight".
Classy, Cat....classy.

- The writing team asked him to "go out and dance like a black Dusty Rhodes".
So. That was his character. I guess he would rather go out there and beat everybody up and win the title his first week out there. Yeah, that's much better.

- He wonders "how in the hell they couldn't write for him but could write for someone like John Cena".
Dumbass, if you're so great you'd go out there and ad lib some shit to get the crowd behind you.

- He doesn't like WWE, and didn't even watch the program when he was there.
I thought a good wrestler watches all the wrestling he can to learn from his collegues. I guess I was wrong, because the Cat is obviously better than everybody else.

- He feels that The Cat is a character anyone could put over, and sees no reason why the creative staff could do nothing with it in the WWE.
Anybody could put him over....yet you couldn't. Excuses excuses. Why don't you fess up and admit that you have no charisma and you're not too bright either. You just said that your character "danced like a black Dusty Rhodes" That's the whole gimmick? Yeah. Anybody can get that over...

- He has a great relationship with Jeff Jarrett and the guys over at TNA, but right now he would rather concentrate on his Karate than work in wrestling.
Jeff Jarret.....

- "There ain’t no bad-asses in wrestling" and he could "Beat everyone's ass in that locker room"
Notice how he makes these statements on the internet now that Brock Lesner isn't around to kill him? Back where I come from we have guys that we call "loud mouthed pussies." I think this may be an example of one.


- "If Vince stopped in the hall real fast, he'd have all kinds of heads up his ass."
Says the guy who has a "great relationship" with Jeff Jarret.

[The Mackem]

Somebody call my momma, somebody call my momma

[Wildcat789]

The Cat on my TV = me going to my bathroom. The guy was extremely boring, and as a wrestler didn't do it for me. Sorry to say, but I didn't think twice when they released him.

Good song though.... :D

[YOUR Hero]

Mackem, I rang your momma