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Dave Youell
05-12-2004, 08:26 AM
Not the best i could find, but here you go:

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RVD vs. Devon (Bubba at ringside)= Nothing special happened really Bubba
cheats
and gives Devon the victory. The get ready to 3-D RVD and Mysterio comes out
and
saves the day.


Eddie is in a foul mood as usual, Kurt starts scolding Eddie for last weeks
massacre he left. Eddie just walks out on him, pissing Kurt off.

Booker T (Handicap match) VS. Injured FBI Johnny and Nunzio


FBI come out all bandaged everywhere from Taker last week. Booker comes out
and
beats the living hell out of them, easy match Booker wins. He grabs the mic
and
starts talking smack about how he just did the same thing Taker did last
week
and he is just as tough as Taker.

*GONG*

*Lights go out*

*GONG*

*Takers music hits, mist floods the ring*

Booker T panics and jumps out of the ring, Paul Bearer comes out but Taker
is
not with him. Suddenly Taker rises from the mist in the ring, stands up and
stares down Booker T, as BT frantically leaves. Taker exits as well.


JBL announces over the phone to Taz that he is in his limo and is on his way
to
Lawlor (Smackdown) and will be there shortly.

Kurt catches back up with Eddie and warns him not to interfere with JBLs
match
tonight against Rey Mysterio.


Eddie comes out to the ring completely pissed off calling out JBL. JBL's
limo
comes out, Eddie goes to it personally and tries to open the door..locked,
he
grabs an object and bashes in the window, but JBL is not inside, suddenly
the
Reno Police come out and you hear JBL over the mic telling them to arrest
Eddie
for damaging his limo. JBL comes out and proceeds to taunt Eddie as they put
him
in handcuffs.

Even with the cuffs on Eddie breaks away from them and tries to attack JBL,
JBL
beats on Eddie and the police haul Eddie away.

Renee Dupree talks smack over the Titantron to Cena.

Hardcore Holly w/Mr. Ass vs. Rico w/Haas Winner: Hardcore Holly.

John Cena vs. One of those stupid guys that hung out with Tajiri right
before he
transfered..sorry don't pay attention to nobodies' names. (Mordecai also had
a
titantron during the entrances here)

Winner John Cena of course..


JBL vs. Rey Mysterio. Match went on for a bit, but JBL ended it with a
Turnbuckle Powerbomb and a C. From Hell. JBL grabs the mic and starts
talking
tons of garbage about Eddie and how he guarantees a victory over him at
Judgement Day on and on he also proceeds to bash Reno..when suddenly


*Gong*

*Gong*

*Lights go out, music hits*

*Mist fills the area*

JBL about has a damn heart attack in the ring. Paul Bearer and The
Undertaker
emerges. He begins his slow walk toward the ring. JBL, starts throwing a
tantrum
in the ring..at forseeing the upcoming doom.

Taker gets in the ring and proceeds to remove said coat and hat, and stares
a
hole through JBL. JBL starts saying he has no quarrel with Taker, there both
Americans and what not

*Us crowd begin a "KICK HIS ASS CHANT"*

JBL gets pissed at us, and starts pleading with Taker and Paul some more

*Again we chant*

JBL starts getting pissed and says he is a little nervous, but isn't
"really"
scared of Taker...Says he is going to put down the mic and leave and let
Taker
talk to his fans since he is quite popular and all. JBL starts to set down
the
mic, then trys to attack Taker. Taker almost immediately gets him into a
chokeslam..then picks him up for the Tombstone.

The End.

Ferocious
05-12-2004, 08:34 AM
I'm Sure Russo is back. The Eddie getting arrested thing was done about 2 months ago lol

Dave Youell
05-12-2004, 08:42 AM
Worst PPV buy rates ever!

Ferocious
05-12-2004, 08:44 AM
Worst PPV buy rates ever!
You betta bele dat

Goldbird
05-12-2004, 08:46 AM
You betta bele dat


i will buy judgement day.

*Yeh, indeed, in your dreams*

Ferocious
05-12-2004, 08:47 AM
I'm probably going to watch it seen as how I get it free *Yeah living in the UK does have its advantages* but I definately wouldnt buy it.

Dave Youell
05-12-2004, 08:55 AM
I'm probably going to watch it seen as how I get it free *Yeah living in the UK does have its advantages* but I definately wouldnt buy it.
yeah me too, mainly cos i have next to no life.

But enjoy whilst you can, the contract ends soon and then we'll have to pay for all of them

Ferocious
05-12-2004, 08:56 AM
yeah me too, mainly cos i have next to no life.

But enjoy whilst you can, the contract ends soon and then we'll have to pay for all of them
I shall watch them on german cable

Goldbird
05-12-2004, 08:58 AM
I shall download them from kazaa :D

SuperSlim
05-12-2004, 09:00 AM
well the PPV sounds like something to waste money on but I'm not the one to do that so I ain't purchasing that thing. I'll just read about here.

Ferocious
05-12-2004, 09:00 AM
I shall download them from kazaa :D
Your PC will be infected with an internet version of Genital Herpes

Goldbird
05-12-2004, 09:01 AM
Your PC will be infected with an internet version of Genital Herpes

No worries, i use kazaalite.

However, if kazaa fails me, i can still download from soulseek, in fact any p2p programs :D

Ferocious
05-12-2004, 09:05 AM
No worries, i use kazaalite.

However, if kazaa fails me, i can still download from soulseek, in fact any p2p programs :D
your going to be needing SPYBOT - Search & Destroy to get rid of all the spyware you've inadvertantly downloaded

Goldbird
05-12-2004, 09:07 AM
your going to be needing SPYBOT - Search & Destroy to get rid of all the spyware you've inadvertantly downloaded

Trust me. Anti-spyware programs are my friend.

Dave Youell
05-12-2004, 09:10 AM
I shall watch them on german cable
Tell me how!

Goldbird
05-12-2004, 09:11 AM
Tell me how!

He will hack into his german neighbour's cable box and transmit it into his television. Sly fellow aint he... :rofl:

Ferocious
05-12-2004, 09:24 AM
Tell me how!
What Sky Package do you have?

If you have NTL Home full package you get this dodgy german sports channel that shows heat velocity and most of the PPV's

The Mackem
05-12-2004, 09:33 AM
The Undertaker seems to be appearing at anytime, I like that.