Stupid gimmick ideas

[Vastardikai]

Guy comes out in the middle of a Cena promo, standing in one corner of the ring. He has a microphone in his hand and he's ranting and raving at John. John tries to talk sense into him, and he blasts Cena with microphone before screaming "I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!!!!" Before going back to talking to "John."

Several weeks go by with Cena feuding with this guy, who continues to have issues arguing with "John", and everyone assuming he's insane.

They eventually have a match and the guy surprising wins. The next night on Raw he announces that he has issues...

The cell phone quality in the arena is horrible and he can't talk to John Laurinitis over his bluetooth earpiece.

Post your own.

[Johnny Vegas]

lol i'd enjoy this

[Vastardikai]

Maybe even add to it where he does something that's seen as completely insane every week, but it has a reasonable explanation.

[Rollermacka]

Guy comes out in the middle of a Cena promo, standing in one corner of the ring. He has a microphone in his hand and he's ranting and raving at John. John tries to talk sense into him, and he blasts Cena with microphone before screaming "I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!!!!" Before going back to talking to "John."

Several weeks go by with Cena feuding with this guy, who continues to have issues arguing with "John", and everyone assuming he's insane.

They eventually have a match and the guy surprising wins. The next night on Raw he announces that he has issues...

The cell phone quality in the arena is horrible and he can't talk to John Laurinitis over his bluetooth earpiece.

Post your own.

So it's like "Little Jimmy" but with a Bluetooth? :shifty:

Anyways, what about recycling the Yokozuna gimmick? I was watching Ring Ka King (TNA in India) and they actually have a guy on there who is a legit Sumo wrestler on there. Not sure if their training him to be a pro wrestler but what would you think about having an actual Japanese guy who was a sumo as "the real Yokozuna" and/ or "the real World's Largest Athlete"?


Side note, did they already scrap Ring Ka King? Obviously didn't understand it all but it was still entertaining in ring wise.

[DrCrawford]

A goldberg rip off in RVDs tights. oh wait

[Vastardikai]

Or a Nikita Koloff ripoff in trunks... oh wait

[Classy and Gassy]

a guy dressed in Gold with a wig who acts homosexual. That would never work.

[Black Widow]

a wrestling magician he always wins the match with his newest trick.

[dingdongyo]

a fat guy who fats people with his fat.

[Rock Bottom]

a dude that can steal the abilities of his opponents by wrestling them, like rogue, except wrestling, he feuds with cena and "learns how to use the AA" and just beats dudes with their own moves. every feud is an inner test of whether or not the babyface can overcome their dark side

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Evil Demonic Eugene ^

[Johnny Vegas]

a dude that can steal the abilities of his opponents by wrestling them, like rogue, except wrestling, he feuds with cena and "learns how to use the AA" and just beats dudes with their own moves. every feud is an inner test of whether or not the babyface can overcome their dark side

to be honest, that would be interesting. The wrestler can have his own moves, but randomly do the other person's move just to be a dick. He should only do others' finishers at PPVs.

Or it could just be a demonic Eugene.

[Juan]

A Canadian social worker who is a recovering, Schedule 1 narcotic addict who goes online to pretend he's a racist and a bigot so that a retard, high school drop out from Detroit will think it's funny and give him positive rep.

[The Jayman]

Juan, it's 2013, that gimmick would never work

[Rock Bottom]

a wrestler that no sells to everything but a voodoo doll carried by his manager

[Rock Bottom]

elbow drop the voodoo doll and pick up the 3 after you "figure it out" you blow the match wide open

[Rock Bottom]

sin cara heel turn where he puts his head to another kids like ray, except it causes the planted kid to have a seizure

they can fight at wrestlemania where sin cara desperately runs around, doing that shit to kids, and ray has to play hero and do his head on theirs to undo the shit, eventually all the kids are cleared out and ray gets a vengeful face squash sequence and puts him away

[Rock Bottom]

MITB becomes a night with another wrestlers wife

[Rock Bottom]

you dont want bad gimmicks

[Heisenberg]

sin cara heel turn where he puts his head to another kids like ray, except it causes the planted kid to have a seizure

they can fight at wrestlemania where sin cara desperately runs around, doing that shit to kids, and ray has to play hero and do his head on theirs to undo the shit, eventually all the kids are cleared out and ray gets a vengeful face squash sequence and puts him away

I'd watch this

[Jp69]

How about taking one of the hottest and talented guys in the business, give him a red mohawk and act like a rooster!!!

[The MAC]

COMA GUY.

after a monster push a wrestler signs a deal with vince that as long as he is breathing he will be wrestling on every RAW. He then has some sort of accident which puts him in a coma.

Due to his contract he is wheeled out to the ring every night - then pinned by his opponent. Now if only there was some way we could have coma guy win a few matches...

[Dark One]

In this thread: Characters that are better than Bo Dallas.

[MoFo]

Vince comes out with three suited up "bigwigs".

He gets on the mic and demands to see the contents of Jerry Lawlers laptop.

Jerry Lawler has pics of underage girls in comprimising positions.

Jerry Lawler is a pedo from then on, and is shown in vignettes chatting to Rey Mysterios daughter backstage. Michael Cole makes jokes about her being too old for Jerry.

[MoFo]

Abraham Washington comes back as Bollock Obama, a spoof on the president where he has his balls hanging out of his trunks.

[MoFo]

Jake Roberts in the crowd trying to sell crack to people.

May not be a gimmick.

[The MAC]

Mr Sensitive : cries during ever promo and over sells the shit out of every move

Backwards Man (freddy got fingered) has entire matches facing away from opponent
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[Shisen Kopf]

An overweight bald bi-sexual beaner illegal immigrant who thinks he is a DJ and listens to crappy French techno. We'll call him sólo Juan

[Shisen Kopf]

Or beaner buttfucker.

[Curd]

Aha, your thread is the most appropriate home for this post:

When Roman Reigns splits from the Shield, he should start a stable in which those whom he defeats are "conscripted" into serving a la the Roman Empire. Putting Ron Simmons' old Faarooq Assad armor on Reigns is optional.

[Vastardikai]

A wrestler who can only speak in Beatles lyrics.

[Heisenberg]

A recovering chronic masturbator who has trouble maintaining proper hygiene and transportation to the arena. When he cuts promos, he does so eating fruit cocktail with syrup drooling from his mouth. He gets paired with The Great Khali and writes him poems about traveling with Sin Cara and is an avid fan of Magic: The Gathering cards.

His main feud would be with Fit "The Shit" Finlay.

[Curd]

A recovering chronic masturbator who has trouble maintaining proper hygiene and transportation to the arena. When he cuts promos, he does so eating fruit cocktail with syrup drooling from his mouth. He gets paired with The Great Khali and writes him poems about traveling with Sin Cara and is an avid fan of Magic: The Gathering cards.

His main feud would be with Fit "The Shit" Finlay.

I would listen to those poems! :y:

[Vastardikai]

That's sadly better developed than 85% of the current roster.