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Heisenberg
02-25-2013, 09:43 PM
Sandow on commentary, hell yeah

Cool King
02-25-2013, 09:44 PM
Awesome, Cody Rhodes. :D

Good thing I'm wearing my Cody Rhodes T-Shirt. Support and all that jazz.

Cool King
02-25-2013, 09:45 PM
It's coming across as if Cole is trying really hard to out Rhodes and Sandow.

el bobbo
02-25-2013, 09:46 PM
under the cloak of NAFTA

CSL
02-25-2013, 09:47 PM
shame Shield exist atm for Swagger, one of their sleeveless gimmicks would work well for him

Cool King
02-25-2013, 09:48 PM
I love Jack Swagger and I'm really beginning to love Zeb Colter too.

RockySucks
02-25-2013, 09:49 PM
The only thing I've hated about Raw is all the damn commercials after each other.

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 09:49 PM
Adverts are probably the thing I hate the most in the history of everything.

Rollermacka
02-25-2013, 09:50 PM
This has to be posted every week, so Mr. Swagger...

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HTrain90
02-25-2013, 09:51 PM
Really looking forward to Punk v. Cena tonight. I guess I might be the only one, but I expect a really good match with those two, and expect that Punk is going to make us think twice about Cena winning (even though we all know Cena will win, Punk is going to suspend our belief for a moment somewhere in there - he's that good).

Poit
02-25-2013, 09:51 PM
Bryan's mask looks creepy.

Cool King
02-25-2013, 09:52 PM
Oh boy, this should be good.

Emperor Smeat
02-25-2013, 09:52 PM
:lol:

Rollermacka
02-25-2013, 09:53 PM
If Team Hell No wins this.... it effectively ends any kinda threat that the Prime Time Playas would pose to the Tag Champs

HTrain90
02-25-2013, 09:54 PM
Daniel Bryan is so freaking talented.

CSL
02-25-2013, 09:56 PM
If Team Hell No wins this.... it effectively ends any kinda threat that the Prime Time Playas would pose to the Tag Champs

it was throwaway comedy and nothing else, would take about 3 seconds to restore them as a "credible threat"

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 09:58 PM
Darren Young didn't look too injured to me. I swear to Fowler, if Naomi doesn't wrestle to get me WWE Pool points Darren's going on my list.

HTrain90
02-25-2013, 09:59 PM
If you show up to meet a girl's dad in a wrestling T-shirt... you're fucked.

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:01 PM
lol never has anybody in the history of ever thrown a more careful/weak double leg than that Heyman one on Vince

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:01 PM
I've noticed that the WWE really like to say how much better they are than Lady Gaga in those "Did You Know?" things.

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:02 PM
Ambrose timeeeeee

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:03 PM
when I grow up, I want to be Dean Ambrose

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:03 PM
I love that design and mostly the blue that The Shield have around the stage and on the minitron.

Innovator
02-25-2013, 10:04 PM
Keep talking Ambrose, don't let anyone else talk

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:04 PM
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Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:05 PM
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Yeah.

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:05 PM
Damn

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:05 PM
Just when I do that, he talks.

el bobbo
02-25-2013, 10:05 PM
we solved the John Cena problem.

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:05 PM
Planet Urf.

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:06 PM
strongest mic work from Rollins and Reigns so far

HTrain90
02-25-2013, 10:07 PM
The Shield is the goods. They've all got potential to be stars on their own.

Great strike from Orton.

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:08 PM
was that a shout or just a particularly vicious yawn from Reigns?

KyleEmmott
02-25-2013, 10:08 PM
Jack Swagger really needs Hulk's theme

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:08 PM
strongest mic work from Rollins and Reigns so far

Was thinking that myself. Rollins didn't sound as whiny as in the past.

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:08 PM
lol, I think Sheamus went to the Gorilla Position too early.

Innovator
02-25-2013, 10:09 PM
was that a shout or just a particularly vicious yawn from Reigns?

That's his normal yawn

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:09 PM
was that a shout or just a particularly vicious yawn from Reigns?

I can only imagine his hair is like a glorious, manly mane when not wet and he was merely roaring.

slik
02-25-2013, 10:11 PM
Heels tonight can't even win a promo.

RAW thoughts so far:

I think HHH shit himself in the opening segment.

Ouch, Brock. Ouch.

Brad Maddox is good on the mic.

Zeb Colter is good on the mic.

EVERY FACE WINS.

The Show has been pretty boring.

Corndad
02-25-2013, 10:11 PM
Im sensing Sheamus/Barrett for IC Title at Mania. Leaves Orton/Ryback/ and who to go against Sheild?

Droford
02-25-2013, 10:12 PM
Disco inferno isn't old school?

slik
02-25-2013, 10:12 PM
Also, who is Sheamus feuding with a WM: Barrett or The Shield?

Does WWE know yet?

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:13 PM
Jack Swagger and his fantastic theme.

Providence Peep
02-25-2013, 10:13 PM
Disco inferno isn't old school?

At first I thought it was another promo for Fandango

slik
02-25-2013, 10:13 PM
Also, Sheamus needs to BE A STAR.

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:15 PM
I heard a "We The People" chant try to get started.

Emperor Smeat
02-25-2013, 10:15 PM
Im sensing Sheamus/Barrett for IC Title at Mania. Leaves Orton/Ryback/ and who to go against Sheild?

Probably Jericho since I think he only took a few weeks off for Fozzy

Skippord
02-25-2013, 10:16 PM
holy shit, Dean Ambrose is so good at talking

VSG
02-25-2013, 10:16 PM
Guys, I think Roman Reigns is my patronus.

Skippord
02-25-2013, 10:16 PM
I still think Seth Rollins would be fine if his voice weren't so weird

Heisenberg
02-25-2013, 10:16 PM
Jack Swagger really needs Hulk's theme

His theme works just fine. No need for a change

Skippord
02-25-2013, 10:17 PM
is there some sort of voice modulating technology you can use that just lowers a voice a few octives?

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:17 PM
wouldn't put too much stock in that Barrett/Sheamus encounter earlier, seems like it was just done to promote the film at this point

crusnik
02-25-2013, 10:17 PM
Every time I see Swagger now I hear him yell "Weed The People!!!"

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:18 PM
is there some sort of voice modulating technology you can use that just lowers a voice a few octives?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3351/3420969458_e4c3002794.jpg

KyleEmmott
02-25-2013, 10:19 PM
His theme works just fine. No need for a change

Don't get me wrong I like his new theme, I was just saying that it would fit perfect. I should've worded it better

Skippord
02-25-2013, 10:20 PM
seems legit

Skippord
02-25-2013, 10:21 PM
Swagger's music is my favorite non-Shield thing in wrestling right now

el bobbo
02-25-2013, 10:22 PM
WTF product placement.... LOL

Droford
02-25-2013, 10:22 PM
No sonic car hop ? Should lawler be eating all that?

el bobbo
02-25-2013, 10:22 PM
King shouldnt be eating fast food with his heart

slik
02-25-2013, 10:23 PM
The guy sitting behind Lawler and Cole thought that Sonic bit was comedy gold.

Droford
02-25-2013, 10:23 PM
Every time I see Swagger now I hear him yell "Weed The People!!!"

I just heard in my head ryback yelling weed me more

Innovator
02-25-2013, 10:26 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Crap. Swagger looks stoned again. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichelleDBeadle/status/306224265232003072">February 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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KyleEmmott
02-25-2013, 10:27 PM
The ass kicker is back.

HTrain90
02-25-2013, 10:28 PM
Sonic has great slushees, but their burgers are awful.

Ouch Brock. SO much blood. WTF happened?

KyleEmmott
02-25-2013, 10:28 PM
I hope that Triple H comes back full time for the rest of the year, just one more full year from him, would be great.

slik
02-25-2013, 10:29 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Beware: WET TAINT <a href="http://t.co/0zfNuMD6fy" title="http://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/306210196655591424/photo/1">twitter.com/ColtCabana/sta…</a></p>&mdash; Colt Cabana (@ColtCabana) <a href="https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/306210196655591424">February 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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HTrain90
02-25-2013, 10:29 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Crap. Swagger looks stoned again. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichelleDBeadle/status/306224265232003072">February 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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She watches WWE and is huge into sports? Favorite. Woman. Ever.

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:29 PM
Trips showing more fire in that opening segment than Ryback has in his entire run so far

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:29 PM
Oh good, Tout. :|

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:30 PM
I fear for the mental well-being of some of these Tout folk

KyleEmmott
02-25-2013, 10:30 PM
A very special guest? John Cena? -_-

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:30 PM
Did the last guy really need to have his dog with him?

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:37 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hey @<a href="https://twitter.com/realjackswagger">realjackswagger</a>…the reason Americans are out of jobs is because I’ve been doing them all. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23sevenfigurejobguy">#sevenfigurejobguy</a></p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/306242698296307712">February 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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lol

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:38 PM
http://static.tumblr.com/gwc80o4/r0Llx4752/robot_rumble.png

Tazz Dan
02-25-2013, 10:38 PM
How's that for a tease???

VSG
02-25-2013, 10:38 PM
Taker reference!

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:38 PM
that Cena promo was great btw

HTrain90
02-25-2013, 10:38 PM
Since they showed Taker's return, I doubt he appears live tonight. Next week?

Tazz Dan
02-25-2013, 10:38 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hey @<a href="https://twitter.com/realjackswagger">realjackswagger</a>…the reason Americans are out of jobs is because I’ve been doing them all. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23sevenfigurejobguy">#sevenfigurejobguy</a></p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/306242698296307712">February 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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lol

lol

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:38 PM
Wasn't expecting them to show that. Don't know what to think now.

Droford
02-25-2013, 10:38 PM
Lol takers not showing up now

RockySucks
02-25-2013, 10:39 PM
Jericho's show is a blant rip off from the one Craig Charles hosted called Robot Wars.

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:39 PM
Also Craig Charles > Chris Jericho for robot tv show presenters.

slik
02-25-2013, 10:39 PM
Well I take it that means Taker is wrestling at WM.

Providence Peep
02-25-2013, 10:39 PM
If Cena wins, we riot? :|

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:39 PM
That's tv shows about robots. Not that Jericho and Charles are robots who present tv shows.

Frank Drebin
02-25-2013, 10:39 PM
Did the last guy really need to have his dog with him?

The dog probably told him to Tout.

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:40 PM
That's twice I've posted the exact same thing as Nexus in this thread. Ruining my mojo.

KyleEmmott
02-25-2013, 10:40 PM
TAKER OR RIOT

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:41 PM
Jericho's show is a blant rip off from the one Craig Charles hosted called Robot Wars.

which in turn was ripped off from an American show. They even referenced Robot Wars in that promo for that show

RockySucks
02-25-2013, 10:41 PM
Those touts are actors, not real.

Providence Peep
02-25-2013, 10:41 PM
I wonder who will win this match. Either way, it'll be great. We've never seen this one before. :shifty:

Tazz Dan
02-25-2013, 10:41 PM
That's twice I've posted the exact same thing as Nexus in this thread. Ruining my mojo.

What does this tell you?

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:42 PM
What does this tell you?

That this lack of sleep really is turning me into a retard.

RockySucks
02-25-2013, 10:43 PM
lol, I noticed that. spooky.

Savio
02-25-2013, 10:44 PM
Their feud kicked off when Punk was introduced as the leader of Nexus

el bobbo
02-25-2013, 10:44 PM
We still have about 25 minutes of RAW.

slik
02-25-2013, 10:45 PM
The two oafs in the front row with the tag belts need to sit down.

I'm embarrassed for them.

Providence Peep
02-25-2013, 10:45 PM
I've always wondered what a match between CM Punk and John Cena would be like. Finally, we get a chance a to find out.

RockySucks
02-25-2013, 10:51 PM
We still have about 25 minutes of RAW.


That's 15 minutes of commercial air time,
then 5 minutes for the finish of the match.

slik
02-25-2013, 10:52 PM
IGINFEST:

There are people on twiter, claiming to be in the arena, who say Taker was hidden underneath the ring during the commercial break.

They could be lying but I suppose we'll find out soon...

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:52 PM
The two oafs in the front row with the tag belts need to sit down.

I'm embarrassed for them.

Those two guys have the WWE Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship.

Droford
02-25-2013, 10:53 PM
Punk diving out of the way of the shoulder block was awesome

CSL
02-25-2013, 10:54 PM
The two oafs in the front row with the tag belts need to sit down.

I'm embarrassed for them.

must be bad, I mean, you know Seth

HTrain90
02-25-2013, 10:55 PM
The Dikembe Mutombo shot-block Geico commercial is genius.

slik
02-25-2013, 10:55 PM
Those two guys have the WWE Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship.
Either way, why are two 30 year old men carrying around replica's of championship belts? Especially knowing they will be on tv?

They should have just made a giant sign saying 'WON'T GET LAID TONIGHT' with a downwards arrow.

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:56 PM
IGINFEST:

There are people on twiter, claiming to be in the arena, who say Taker was hidden underneath the ring during the commercial break.

They could be lying but I suppose we'll find out soon...

ok?

loopydate
02-25-2013, 10:56 PM
Their feud kicked off when Punk was introduced as the leader of Nexus

Diet Pepsi

Droford
02-25-2013, 10:57 PM
Nice reverse

slik
02-25-2013, 10:57 PM
ok?

So you might get your Taker wish after all.

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 10:58 PM
Oh

Poit
02-25-2013, 10:58 PM
Either way, why are two 30 year old men carrying around replica's of championship belts? Especially knowing they will be on tv?

They should have just made a giant sign saying 'WON'T GET LAID TONIGHT' with a downwards arrow.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/bodaciousbob2755/tpwwrumble.jpg

Poit
02-25-2013, 10:58 PM
IGINFEST:

There are people on twiter, claiming to be in the arena, who say Taker was hidden underneath the ring during the commercial break.

They could be lying but I suppose we'll find out soon...

Dude. Spoilers.

HTrain90
02-25-2013, 10:59 PM
Punk and Cena have great chemistry. What a show they're putting on.

Cool King
02-25-2013, 10:59 PM
Either way, why are two 30 year old men carrying around replica's of championship belts? Especially knowing they will be on tv?

They should have just made a giant sign saying 'WON'T GET LAID TONIGHT' with a downwards arrow.

How do you know they're 30? They could be 25? 23?

Personally, I see nothing wrong with bringing replica wrestling championships to a wrestling event. :-\

Droford
02-25-2013, 10:59 PM
Hell of a sequence

Tazz Dan
02-25-2013, 10:59 PM
lol Punk had to pull his head through for that second STF

HTrain90
02-25-2013, 11:00 PM
Dude. Spoilers.

I don't buy it. WWE doesn't give stuff away to the live audience like that. Also, the crowd would be going apeshit with Undertaker chants.

slik
02-25-2013, 11:00 PM
This is a decent match.

CSL
02-25-2013, 11:06 PM
lol hey Mike, how's about you give 'em a sec to rest yeah

slik
02-25-2013, 11:06 PM
Correction:

Very good match.

Poit
02-25-2013, 11:07 PM
I don't buy it. WWE doesn't give stuff away to the live audience like that. Also, the crowd would be going apeshit with Undertaker chants.

Last time I was at Raw, someone went under the ring during commercial, hidden by a black cloth.

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 11:08 PM
These two are so so great.

Frank Drebin
02-25-2013, 11:08 PM
PILEDRIVERS AND POWER BOMBS! Cant remember the last time I've seen a piledriver.

Poit
02-25-2013, 11:08 PM
Holy shit, a piledriver.

Cool King
02-25-2013, 11:08 PM
PILEDRIVER!

dronepool
02-25-2013, 11:08 PM
HOLY shit a piledriver!

Emperor Smeat
02-25-2013, 11:08 PM
:eek: piledriver got used

Savio
02-25-2013, 11:08 PM
Holy shit, a piledriver.
yeah wow

Frank Drebin
02-25-2013, 11:09 PM
Wow. Crazy moves.

CSL
02-25-2013, 11:09 PM
lolllllllllll Cenarana

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 11:09 PM
Ouch that hurricanrana

Innovator
02-25-2013, 11:09 PM
Christ that was a match

slik
02-25-2013, 11:09 PM
That was a good match.

Powerbomb and Piledriver!

Savio
02-25-2013, 11:09 PM
twice in a life time

dronepool
02-25-2013, 11:09 PM
Wow, a really good match.

Cool King
02-25-2013, 11:10 PM
What the fuck!?

Did someone edit their movesets?

Poit
02-25-2013, 11:10 PM
I think Cena hit his head harder doing that hurricanrana than he did with that piledriver.

HTrain90
02-25-2013, 11:10 PM
What a match. Great finish to the show. Had me on the edge of my seat.

Punk is so good at the late 2-count. Second to only Ziggles.

Cool King
02-25-2013, 11:10 PM
Great match. Spilchuk is a shithead.

Evil Vito
02-25-2013, 11:11 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Fuck The Rock. Give these two the WrestleMania main event. What a match.</font>

Poit
02-25-2013, 11:11 PM
I marked out a bit when Cena did a Batista Bomb.

slik
02-25-2013, 11:11 PM
I like the WM graphics this year.

ron the dial
02-25-2013, 11:12 PM
god damn that was a hot match

Cool King
02-25-2013, 11:12 PM
I'd like to see a replay of the Piledriver.

Keith
02-25-2013, 11:13 PM
Well, next week we're gonna have an "Old School Raw". So, no better moment for Undertaker to return.

RockySucks
02-25-2013, 11:13 PM
I doubt Taker is returning to mania this year.

KyleEmmott
02-25-2013, 11:13 PM
Great match, but WTF I want TAKERR

Corporate CockSnogger
02-25-2013, 11:14 PM
Yeahhh easy to build too after Punks promo tonight. Just have him rant again how he's bigger than Wrestlemania, how he's a legend, how he's immortal then GONG. Done.

Tazz Dan
02-25-2013, 11:14 PM
Top match there, Cena and Punk always seem to have 'it' when they face each other.

HTrain90
02-25-2013, 11:18 PM
That was the best match I've seen on Raw in a long time.

To those who say Cena can't wrestle, f*** off. He was not very good a few years ago, but he's gotten very good in the ring. Dude works like crazy. What a show those two just put on.

Keith
02-25-2013, 11:20 PM
Cena can go when he wants to, or when the moment demands it. He's not a bad wrestler by any means.

RockySucks
02-25-2013, 11:23 PM
That was the best match I've seen on Raw in a long time.

To those who say Cena can't wrestle, f*** off. He was not very good a few years ago, but he's gotten very good in the ring. Dude works like crazy. What a show those two just put on.

Cena Sucks

Corndad
02-25-2013, 11:24 PM
Amazing Match. As soon as they showed the House Show video knew Taker was being held out another week. Glad too. They deserved an ending to that match. Those 2 are awesome in the ring together.

Bad News Gertner
02-25-2013, 11:26 PM
Holy shit what a match! Cena carried Punk to a MOTY candidate!

Emperor Smeat
02-25-2013, 11:27 PM
Really great match and maybe their best since MitB 2011.

Maybe it was the volume on my tv but it seemed like the crowd got a bit quiet right after the match until Cena put his hands up. Probably was expecting Taker to suddenly appear or just shocked at how it ended.

el bobbo
02-25-2013, 11:28 PM
Piledrivers, blood, and blatant racism.

This is my kind of wrestling.

el bobbo
02-25-2013, 11:31 PM
That match was better than anything Rocky can bring at Wrestlemania. Not trying to rag on The Rock, but that match was the shit.

I'm feeling a quadruple main event this year.

Del Rio v. Swagger
HHH v. Lesnar
CM Punk v. Undertaker
Cena v. Rocky

James Steele
02-25-2013, 11:32 PM
Awesome match. Hopefully, Rock/Cena II is a better match than it was last year and the build is less about awkward semi-shoot promos.

Keith
02-25-2013, 11:34 PM
Awesome match. Hopefully, Rock/Cena II is a better match than it was last year and the build is less about awkward semi-shoot promos.

Rock nees to go "Hollywood", talk down to the audience, and give the build-up some pump.

I mean, after last year's build-up, what other way can they go that's not a remake?

CSL
02-25-2013, 11:36 PM
you're acting like it's the first rematch in the history of wrestling

Skippord
02-25-2013, 11:37 PM
I really enjoyed that match and the finish even though CM Punk is the best and I would like to see him main event Wrestlemania

I'm terrified someone will be horribly injured anytime Cena goes for the Hurricanrana though

slik
02-25-2013, 11:38 PM
HHH's new theme:

"HurahHurahurhurhur...It's all about the stain, that I'm makin, wrestling Brock, and it tainted... I lost control, just sayin, Big poo splatter, the camera framin, my ass no sold...thats shamin...."

CSL
02-25-2013, 11:38 PM
that just happened

Juan
02-25-2013, 11:39 PM
HHH's new theme:

"HurahHurahurhurhur...It's all about the stain, that I'm makin, wrestling Brock, and it tainted... I lost control, just sayin, Big poo splatter, the camera framin, my ass no sold...thats shamin...."

Don't quit your day job, bub.

Skippord
02-25-2013, 11:39 PM
oh dear

Keith
02-25-2013, 11:39 PM
you're acting like it's the first rematch in the history of wrestling

No, I'm just a demanding client.

The build-up may be the difference between buying the ppv or watching it on a stream.

Well, ok, I'll still watch it on a stream, but you know.

I just want Rock to go heel, ok?!

slik
02-25-2013, 11:40 PM
My dayjob is to write Hallmark cards.

el bobbo
02-25-2013, 11:42 PM
My dayjob is to write Hallmark cards.

You guys hiring? I am good at SEO and blog writing...

Skippord
02-25-2013, 11:42 PM
Roses are red violets are blue, fuck you whore.

James Steele
02-25-2013, 11:44 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue, and the next time you speak ill of Triple H I will make sure I fucking haunt you for the rest of fucking eternity you vile sack of shit.

How do you like that, slik, you soup hating communist scum?

Lock Jaw
02-25-2013, 11:44 PM
"Lost my shit" when Punk hit the piledriver.

dronepool
02-25-2013, 11:48 PM
I said "holy shit" out loud when he hit the piledriver.

slik
02-25-2013, 11:50 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue, and the next time you speak ill of Triple H I will make sure I fucking haunt you for the rest of fucking eternity you vile sack of shit.

How do you like that, slik, you soup hating communist scum?

Fell apart in the middle and picked back up in the end.

Overall:
:y:

JimmyMess
02-25-2013, 11:53 PM
So no Undertaker?

slik
02-25-2013, 11:54 PM
Probably next week.

el bobbo
02-25-2013, 11:58 PM
There is nothing for Punk left to do right now except to job to Undertaker.

James Steele
02-26-2013, 12:03 AM
...job to Triple H? Their match at Night of Champions 2011 was awe-inspiringly awesome.

Bad News Gertner
02-26-2013, 12:12 AM
HHH proves he's a shitty wrestler by injuring Lesnar. Guess Bret was right.

el bobbo
02-26-2013, 12:53 AM
HHH proves he's a shitty wrestler by injuring Lesnar. Guess Bret was right.

HHH proves he and Bork Laser are above any of the regulations:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m395p0lNOS1r09c8wo1_250.jpg

Lock Jaw
02-26-2013, 12:59 AM
http://www.wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hhhspot.jpg

No Rules

Juan
02-26-2013, 01:39 AM
lol

Lock Jaw
02-26-2013, 01:57 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ae80f3a770076aa38e7b9530cd9f674/tumblr_mitbtwhWZn1qhjbxeo2_400.gif

Lock Jaw's Mind: "OH SNAP, They aren't going to let him do this. Especially not to Cena right before Mania..... OH SNAP HE DID IT."

Juan
02-26-2013, 02:04 AM
Props to whoever came up with that spot. It added so much to the match/moment

MIZantine Empire
02-26-2013, 02:06 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hey @<a href="https://twitter.com/realjackswagger">realjackswagger</a>…the reason Americans are out of jobs is because I’ve been doing them all. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23sevenfigurejobguy">#sevenfigurejobguy</a></p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/306242698296307712">February 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

lol
Man I love Ryder.. But fuck him.. For seven figures I'd lose every match I'd ever compete in..

Poit
02-26-2013, 02:10 AM
Heh, I thought #sevenfigurejobguy meant he's jobbed at least a million times.

Vastardikai
02-26-2013, 02:24 AM
I'd rather job the opening match on Raw than Headline a show in front of 5 people at the Jack Mehoff National Guard Armory in Pig Fuck, Indiana

Lock Jaw
02-26-2013, 02:26 AM
I thought it referred to the number of his Twitter followers.

itsmeJD
02-26-2013, 02:28 AM
I'd rather job the opening match on Raw than Headline a show in front of 5 people at the Jack Mehoff National Guard Armory in Pig Fuck, Indiana

HEY! Pig Fuck is a wonderful town of hospitable folk. Don't besmirch them over the actions of Jack Mehoff...

Savio
02-26-2013, 07:37 AM
So I have to watch HHH and Cena win at mania? gay

mike adamle
02-26-2013, 07:38 AM
Really hope at some Mania down the line we get Cena vs. Punk as the main event. Maybe at Mania 31 after Cena beats or loses to Taker at 30. One can dream.

MoFo
02-26-2013, 07:45 AM
That match was better than anything Rocky can bring at Wrestlemania. Not trying to rag on The Rock, but that match was the shit.

I'm feeling a quadruple main event this year.

Del Rio v. Swagger
HHH v. Lesnar
CM Punk v. Undertaker
Cena v. Rocky



One of these does not belong.

DaveBrawl
02-26-2013, 08:45 AM
Sat through the entire show then fell asleep during the introduction for the main event and missed it all.:'(

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-26-2013, 08:59 AM
I thought it referred to the number of his Twitter followers.

That is correct. :y:

Cool King
02-26-2013, 11:02 AM
I love watching this.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jB-b7uL7wyM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Emperor Smeat
02-26-2013, 01:40 PM
According to the dirtsheets, that piledriver spot wasn't originally planned to occur during the match.

Vince McMahon reportedly "blew a gasket" backstage at RAW last night during the CM Punk vs. John Cena main event. Word is that Vince got upset when Punk hit Cena with a piledriver, which is a banned move when done the way Punk did it. Vince was upset with Cena and Punk but because it was them, there will likely be no serious punishment. (F4WOnline)

Black Widow
02-26-2013, 01:57 PM
Vince is butt hurt over the piledriver but didn't react to the way Cena landed off the hurricanrana? Read more a

Tommy Gunn
02-26-2013, 02:21 PM
As much as I like the Shield gimmick, I also really want to see Ambrose and Rollins have singles matches.

Poit
02-26-2013, 02:25 PM
Rollins had singles matches in NXT.

mike adamle
02-26-2013, 05:03 PM
So did Jinder Mahal.

#1-norm-fan
02-26-2013, 05:57 PM
Vince is butt hurt over the piledriver but didn't react to the way Cena landed off the hurricanrana? Read more a


Well, he didn't ban the hurricanrana so...

mike adamle
02-26-2013, 06:23 PM
AJ Lee's

Bad News Gertner
02-26-2013, 07:32 PM
This is why skanks should stay off the computer and remain in the kitchen,

MIZantine Empire
02-26-2013, 09:30 PM
I still can get enough of how the crowd/cole and lawler reacted to that pile driver... My hats off to punk and cena.. Easily the favorite for match of the year..

itsmeJD
02-26-2013, 10:04 PM
Sat through the entire show then fell asleep during the introduction for the main event and missed it all.:'(

I do the same thing during Van Damme movies. Sit through the entire fucking previews, then fall asleep when his "karate" bullshit starts up.

Dark One
02-27-2013, 12:00 AM
Holy shit what a match!

At first I thought Gertner was drunk posting.

Cena carried Punk to a MOTY candidate!

And then everything was back to normal.

Black Widow
02-27-2013, 02:08 AM
Well, he didn't ban the hurricanrana so...the way cena landed it could have resulted in injury.

Black Widow
02-27-2013, 02:09 AM
This is why skanks should stay off the computer and remain in the kitchen,i'll pass this advice along to your mother.

XL
02-27-2013, 05:05 AM
the way cena landed it could have resulted in injury.

That's because Cena botched the move. Pretty much every move is dangerous if it's not executed properly. So they'd have to ban every move.

Bad News Gertner
02-27-2013, 07:22 AM
Women are so dumb

DaveBrawl
02-27-2013, 08:59 AM
I do the same thing during Van Damme movies. Sit through the entire fucking previews, then fall asleep when his "karate" bullshit starts up.
Fall asleep or faint like those girls you see in old Elvis and Beatles clips? It's most likely the second one. Lack of blood to the brain and all.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll
02-27-2013, 12:18 PM
I am all for John Cena expanding his moveset, but he needs to realise that he can't execute a hurricanrana, or a monkey flip, to save his life.

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-27-2013, 12:19 PM
That match proved one thing. CM Punk and John Cena should be the main event of WrestleMania for the title.

Anybody Thrilla
02-27-2013, 01:08 PM
Just watched it. As much as I wanted Punk to win, I was not even a little disappointed with that match.

Skippord
02-27-2013, 01:26 PM
I am all for John Cena expanding his moveset, but he needs to realise that he can't execute a hurricanrana, or a monkey flip, to save his life.
in fact he might want to stop doing the hurricanrana in order to save his life

CSL
02-27-2013, 01:31 PM
ahhh there was nothing wrong with it really, it just wasn't very pretty/was a bit "Cenafied" and the camera angle didn't help. The one he did on Dolph was pretty much exactly the same. Was never going to hurt himself/landed on his big fuckoff back/shoulder

James Steele
02-27-2013, 01:55 PM
"big fuckoff back/shoulder"

Fuck, I love the way you talk CSL.

Black Widow
02-27-2013, 02:05 PM
Women are so dumbfrom looking at your pic i'm sure girls reject you all the time.(so your anger toward us is understood)

are you trying to flirt? cause you have no reason to keep throwing insults.

mike adamle
02-27-2013, 02:15 PM
HAHAHAHAH AJ lee's insulting owenbrown now, classic

Anybody Thrilla
02-27-2013, 02:42 PM
Poor owenbrown.

#1-norm-fan
02-27-2013, 05:44 PM
I don't remember Cena's hurricanrana on Dolph. I need to see this now.

If that's just the way he does it and is in no danger, he should continue pulling it out on special occasions because it came off as "fuck I need to pull out all the stops".

Bad News Gertner
02-27-2013, 05:45 PM
AJ you say you're sorry to Owenbrown!

#1-norm-fan
02-27-2013, 05:46 PM
Randomly picturing him doing it to The Rock at WrestleMania almost made me do a spit take just now.

#1-norm-fan
02-27-2013, 05:47 PM
Also, Owenbrown is just how God made him. AJ is a horrible woman.

Droford
02-27-2013, 05:56 PM
Punk would be in tna tomorrow if he fucked up the piledriver and hurt Cena

Droford
02-27-2013, 05:58 PM
Probably a no compete clause though

Emperor Smeat
02-27-2013, 06:06 PM
I don't remember Cena's hurricanrana on Dolph. I need to see this now.

If that's just the way he does it and is in no danger, he should continue pulling it out on special occasions because it came off as "fuck I need to pull out all the stops".

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U-O2JqXmVvQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Think he's done it a few times in the past as well and all looked pretty ugly or bad.

Lock Jaw
02-27-2013, 06:10 PM
<s>Hurricanrana</s> Irish Whip With His Feet

XL
02-27-2013, 06:11 PM
Must be fucking hard for a guy his size/bulk to do it any better.

Malfeitor
02-27-2013, 06:20 PM
Scott Steiner should teach him.

#1-norm-fan
02-27-2013, 06:53 PM
I think we're just so used to seeing guys like Mysterio do it that it seems like he's gonna break his neck because he's landing so "wrong". He probably knows what he's doing.

Droford
02-27-2013, 07:07 PM
Cenacanrana

Lock Jaw
02-27-2013, 07:45 PM
More like Cenacan'trana, amirite?


(I am right)

Corporate CockSnogger
02-27-2013, 08:17 PM
Cenacansortofranabutlandsabitiffy

James Steele
02-27-2013, 08:23 PM
CenAir

mike adamle
02-27-2013, 08:50 PM
John Cena

mike adamle
02-28-2013, 09:42 PM
Is AJ Lee's Owenbrown's sock?