Smackdown spoilers for this week whatever the date is that it'll be shown #JDoggFunk

[CSL]

*
SmackDown opens with Alberto Del Rio vs. Damien Sandow. They have words
before the match after Sandow cuts a heel promo. Del Rio gets the win
with a cross armbreaker.

* Backstage segment with Kane and Daniel
Bryan arguing. They got a rematch against Darren Young and Titus O'Neil
for later tonight. This time, Kane will be blindfolded and Bryan will
have his arm tied behind his back.

* The Miz vs. Antonio Cesaro in
a 2 of 3 Falls Match for the WWE United States Title is up next. Cesaro
gets the first fall with a Neutralizer but Miz gets the second fall.
After lots of counters, Cesaro gets the third fall and retains the
title.

* Promo for Fandango's debut later tonight.

* Randy Orton and Sheamus are backstage. Orton vs. Big Show is revealed for later tonight.

*
Jim Ross interviews Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger in the ring. JR talks
about his history with Jack Swagger but Swagger rips the Sooners. Colter
takes over the interview and talks about the same stuff he's been
saying on RAW. Colter says an English speaking American will finally be
World Heavyweight Champion at WrestleMania. JR and Colter get into an
argument. Swagger knocks JR's cowboy hat off and backs him against the
ropes. Alberto Del Rio comes out to make the save. Del Rio cut a promo
on Swagger and they had a staredown.

* Darren Young and Titus
O'Neil vs. Kane and Daniel Bryan is up next. Kane is blindfolded while
Bryan has his arm behind his back. Kane and Bryan got into it mid-match
which led to Titus rolling Bryan up for the win. Bryan ended up slapping
Kane after they hugged after the match.

* Backstage interview with Big Show. Show says he's looking to make an impact tonight.

* Heath Slater vs. Sin Cara is up next. Cara gets the win.

*
Fandango is backstage with Matt Striker. Striker can't get his name
right so Fandango isn't debuting tonight. He says he will debut when
Striker gets his name right.

* Randy Orton vs. Big Show is up
next. The Shield comes out and surrounds the ring until Sheamus comes
out. They beat down Orton and Sheamus. Big Show knocks out Roman Reigns.

Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins retreat and Show chokeslams Orton.
Sheamus knocks Show out of the ring with a Brogue Kick.

Never watching WWE ever again. Going to go and sit under a blanket for a week.

[Shisen Kopf]

Yep

[Tazz Dan]

Fuck WWE

[Droford]

Its fahn Dahn go

[Keith]

If this would've been a live Smackdown and Fandango did that, I would've been pissed!

I want to see FAHN-DAHN-GO.

[VSG]

Stop being massive gaylords. You have waited for this long, you might as well wait a bit more. He HAS debuted, you do see him enter to his theme music (hopefully).

[Keith]

Stop being massive gaylords. You have waited for this long, you might as well wait a bit more. He HAS debuted, you do see him enter to his theme music (hopefully).

Fandango is backstage with Matt Striker. Striker can't get his name
right so Fandango isn't debuting tonight. He says he will debut when
Striker gets his name right.

[Tazz Dan]

Stop being massive gaylords. You have waited for this long, you might as well wait a bit more. He HAS debuted, you do see him enter to his theme music (hopefully).

YOUR FACE IS A MASSIVE GAYLORD

[Frank Drebin]

If Fandango is pissed about Striker not being able to say his name, wait until Lilian Garcia tries.

[Vastardikai]

Does this mean the Miz-Cesaro feud is officially over?

[MoFo]

:|

[Schlomey]

Make Miz a face.
Hook him up with Ric Flair's seal of approval.
Make him go on losing streak and chase a title for no reason and don't let him win it.
Wwe booking.

[Ultra Mantis]

Why are they pushing Matt Striker as the top heel?

[#1-norm-fan]

FUCK YOU MATT STRIKER! YOU ARE NO LONGER OKAY IN MY BOOK!!!

[MoFo]

I thought Matt Striker was an English teacher yet he cant even pronounce Fandango :nono:

[Tazz Dan]

Just watched Smackdown and they didn't show Slater/Sin Cara here, we got The Rockers vs The Powers Of Pain.

FAN DAN GOOOO was amazing :'(

[Flash Funk]

Didn't show Slater vs. Cara in the US either.

[Lock Jaw]

Cutting Sin Cara winning a match is total Bushwa.

[XL]

If Fandango is pissed about Striker not being able to say his name, wait until Lilian Garcia tries.
I think that is the natural progression of the angle. Once Striker gets it we'll have Fandango have the same discussion with the ring announcer/commentators/audience.

He won't wrestle til at least SummmerSlam.
Does this mean the Miz-Cesaro feud is officially over?
Cesaro cheated to win so I wouldn't bank on it.

[Bad News Gertner]

Can't wait till Johnny Curtis is jobbing to the One Man Band baby!

[Tazz Dan]

You mean the guy who jobbed to the guy who can't get his match shown on tv?

[Tazz Dan]

:p

[Bad News Gertner]

He'll be 3MB's back up dancer in no time.

[CSL]

Can't wait till Johnny Curtis is jobbing to the One Man Band baby!

that's a dirty mouth you have boy

Fahnnnnn-dahnnnnn-ghooooooooo

[Bad News Gertner]

Fahnnnnnn-hooooooooooo-mooooooooo.

Wrestlecrap waiting to happen.

[Poit]

I like how the threat of the Shield has driven Orton to actually accept from others. It's a subtle thing, but it definitely makes the Shield look stronger.

Also, the end of the US Title match seemed to basically be the best thing to have around Wrestlemania season. If the writers want to have Cesaro/Miz at Wrestlemania, the dirty finish to the match can lead to that. If the writers want Cesaro to move on, winning a 2-out-of-3 falls match can signify the end of a feud.

[Theo Dious]

I thought Matt Striker was an English teacher yet he cant even pronounce Fandango :nono:

... right, because Fandango is an English word...

[Theo Dious]

... so Big Show is a face now?

[Tommy Gunn]

Cesaro vs. Miz feud has been good, but the US title is a step down for The Miz, and Antonio Cesaro will soon have outgrown it too.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I thought Matt Striker was an English teacher yet he cant even pronounce Fandango :nono:

social studies

[XL]

... so Big Show is a face now?

He chokeslammed Orton after the match.

[Cool King]

If Fandango is pissed about Striker not being able to say his name, wait until Lilian Garcia tries.

I think that might happen next week.

Stiker says Fandango's name the "correct way" and Fandango is happy. As he's making his way to the ring, Lilian says his name the "wrong way" so he stops and walks back the way he came, then backstage he says that he won't have a match until Lilian says his name the "correct way".

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fandango and the Miz/Cesaro match were the highlights of this show. I love how Lawler is obsessed with Fandango and was disappointed when he didn't wrestle.

[Lock Jaw]

I want to go to a live event and get a "Faaaaaaahhhn-dahhhhhhhn-goooooo" chant started.

[MoFo]

... right, because Fandango is an English word...


It's in a Queen song you faggut.

[Shadrick]

I think that might happen next week.

Stiker says Fandango's name the "correct way" and Fandango is happy. As he's making his way to the ring, Lilian says his name the "wrong way" so he stops and walks back the way he came, then backstage he says that he won't have a match until Lilian says his name the "correct way".

that would be hilarious

[Shisen Kopf]

It's in a Queen song you faggut.

Freddie Mercury died of aids