An Adamle Orignal: **OFFICIAL** 3/4/13 Old School Monday Night Raw Is War Thread

[Keith]

:| Thought Cena had forgotten all about loosing to the Rock like a week or so after Mania with the way he acted for the rest of the year.

See? Cena teaches us a valuable lesson: even when things don't go your way, keep your chin up! Go about your business! Life has its own little way of bringing you new opportunities!

Thank u, Cena!

[Outsider]

See? Cena teaches us a valuable lesson: even when things don't go your way, keep your chin up! Go about your business! Life has its own little way of bringing you new opportunities!

Thank u, Cena!

That only makes me hate him more.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Liked it more when they were just being Dicks to each other last year.

Not this I respect you brah bullshit

[CSL]

It's an Under Armour shirt.

He wants to wear tight shirts now, so he got a spandex Under Armour shirt, put some "Rock" logos on it, and voilá.

yah, more of a rhetorical "you can't buy those"/that's different kind of thing

[Droford]

Cena's never beaten taker at wm..might want to get to work on that

[Savio]

Has Cena ever beat Taker?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Great promo from these two.

[Keith]

Has Cena ever beat Taker?

He's not living, though.

He's The Deadman. He doesn't count.

[el bobbo]

Lance Armstrong diss FTW!

[ClockShot]

Nice one, Rock.

[Corndad]

lol at the Lance Armstrong dig

[Arrogance]

Zing.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEjg_wsCYAE0XZV.jpg:large

new age outlaws in ring gear!

[CSL]

that was really good

[parkmania]

Nice little turn by Rocky to set up the shot with the WM logo...

[el bobbo]

That was a good promo. I hope they keep the serious tone going throughout the entire buildup.

[ClockShot]

If there was any way to get Cena to make a heel turn, this is it.

It's a longshot it ain't gonna happen, but this is probably the only chance they got to do it.

[Droford]

Cena/Rock 2 - this time its serious

[Keith]

They changed something in that title. It looks better now.

I think the "W" is now gold, isn't it?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEjg_wsCYAE0XZV.jpg:large

new age outlaws in ring gear!

blirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt

[el bobbo]

New Age Outlaws vs. Team Hell No at Wrestlemania? Does that make sense to anyone else?

[Arrogance]

If there was any way to get Cena to make a heel turn, this is it.

It's a longshot it ain't gonna happen, but this is probably the only chance they got to do it.

They'll have other chances, but yeah, that was a big one. Cena slapping Rock in the mouth right there would have done wonders.

[CSL]

If there was any way to get Cena to make a heel turn, this is it.

It's a longshot it ain't gonna happen, but this is probably the only chance they got to do it.

of course it's not the only chance they've got to do it. They could literally do it whenever they wanted if they ever chose to

[CSL]

New Age Outlaws vs. Team Hell No at Wrestlemania? Does that make sense to anyone else?

for Mania no, for tonight sure. More likely to be PTP or Rhodes/Sandow etc tho

[Corndad]

I want to take this time to say WWE has done a fantastic job at doing this Old School Raw deal not over doing it with the Legends so far. Use in moderation and means more.

[KyleEmmott]

They'll have other chances, but yeah, that was a big one. Cena slapping Rock in the mouth right there would have done wonders.

[ClockShot]

of course it's not the only chance they've got to do it. They could literally do it whenever they wanted if they ever chose to

Yeah, I know they could whip something together. But this, here and now, it would be huge. Cena loses again, it just sends him over the edge.

[CSL]

I want to take this time to say WWE has done a fantastic job at doing this Old School Raw deal not over doing it with the Legends so far. Use in moderation and means more.

you just cursed it. Watch them wheel out Snuka, Slaughter, Piper and Duggan in the next segment http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ClockShot]

King of Kings theme. Haven't heard that in a while.

[rob11]

Anyone else going March 25th? They just had a local promo for The Rock hyping that Raw.

[Heisenberg]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cool King]

Swagger!

Awesome.

[Droford]

They should have brought back Mr America

[CSL]

CORNDAD YOU BASTARD

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh good. The default 3 legends.

[Cool King]

Goddamnit, Corndad!

[Arrogance]

you just cursed it. Watch them wheel out Snuka, Slaughter, Piper and Duggan in the next segment http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

Well played.

[ClockShot]

Glens Falls' own is in the building.

[Droford]

Duggan looks like balls mahoney

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Crazy to think Duggan was still a full time member of the roster up until a couple of years ago.

[Corndad]

Sorry guys. Totally Fuckin Jinxed that shit.

[el bobbo]

USA?

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Hacksaw.

[el bobbo]

Nice.

[Cool King]

"He's got a big stick! Stay away from him!"

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yessss Jack, kill them all.

[CSL]

best thing they could have done with those 3 specific guys

[ClockShot]

Neal McDonough is in this?

:'(

[el bobbo]

Let's bring back The Patriot.

http://ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr/HTLM/Photos/T/The_Patriot/The_Patriot_-_Del_Wilkes_03.jpg

[CSL]

THE DAZZLER

[Corndad]

Bryan kills me with everything he does. LOL

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NAO Vs. Team Rhodes-Scholars?

[VSG]

Oh shit that background music for Team Hell No straight out of the attitude era!

[James Diesel]

Didn't know Cody Rhodes was in The Marine 3 :shifty:

[Cool King]

NAO Vs. Team Rhodes-Scholars?

Probably Epico & Primo.

[Arrogance]

WWE - The only place where people can be assaulted with a blunt-force object on live television and throw away straight to promoting a shitty movie as if nothing happened.

[Corndad]

A little behind on this one but just read it and cracked me up LOL

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Take THAT Lance Armstrong. The WWE hates people who lie about taking steroids. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/308762318865588225">March 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If Alberto cared why didnt he come out during the Patriot act?

[ClockShot]

MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Droford]

Ted dibiase with PTP lol

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Fuck you Darren Young and your "injury"

[CSL]

pssshhhh as if they skipped DiBiase's entrance http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Million Dollar Man

[parkmania]

Millions of Dollars!

Money money money money moneeeeeeey!

[KyleEmmott]

He doesn't even get to manage his own son...

[ClockShot]

Hey Ted, how are your boys doing with the company?

[CSL]

DiBiase as PTP's manager if they'd actually do something with them wouldn't be the most horrific thing ever

[CSL]

messing up The Dazzler's hair :(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

D young stealing the fistdrops.

[Cool King]

No love for Slaughter on Twitter.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

We want Virgil.

[Corndad]

that scant We want Virgil chant

[parkmania]

Would love to see a Million Dollar Dream applied to one of the PTPers after losing the match.

[Droford]

Virgil for HOF

[ClockShot]

I should flip over and check out my Lady Huskies.

In triple OT right now with Notre Dame.

[Corndad]

YES!! Put the dollar in his mouth!

[CSL]

haha outstanding the old DiBiase schtick

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Hahaha Bryan.

[VSG]

lol :'(

[Heisenberg]

Honky and 3MB time I take it

[el bobbo]

Oh it's the fucking Honkey Tonk Man!

[Droford]

Honky tonk man vs heath Slater?

[Corndad]

Please let Honkey Tonk face Fandango. Please dear god.

[Arrogance]

lol God, will Daniel Bryan ever be able to be taken seriously again?

[CSL]

Fandango to detonate that guitar over Honky's head

[Cool King]

I didn't know so many bad goat jokes existed until tonight.

[Keith]

Please let Honkey Tonk face Fandango. Please dear god.

LOL that's probably what's gonna happen.

I hope so, anyway.

[Keith]

LOL even Andrew McCutchen was like "Nigga, we ain't winning no Championship. We the Pirates, dawg! We can't even finish above .500 since '92, baby!"

[Droford]

lol God, will Daniel Bryan ever be able to be taken seriously again?

No!

[Droford]

LOL even Andrew McCutchen was like "Nigga, we ain't winning no Championship. We the Pirates, dawg! We can't even finish above .500 since '92, baby!"

Lot more plausible then last year's "cubs win the world series"

[Cool King]

vs 3MB. 6-Man Tag.

[ClockShot]

Honky looks good.

I wonder if he could still go....

[Droford]

Honky saurus vs 3mb

[Rollermacka]

Anybody else miss the Honk-a-Meter?

[CSL]

lol Honky is such a piece of shit

[Cool King]

So wait, Tensai's official name is now "Sweet T"?

[Arrogance]

Positive points if we see a guitar explode.

[ClockShot]

I expected someone to get Double J'd with that guitar.

[ClockShot]

THERE WE GO!

[Droford]

Who does Honky think he is?

[CSL]

I bet that red bandana instead of black is Drew's idea of character development

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: the burying taunt to Slater

[el bobbo]

That's probably the best thing that could have happened with that segment.

[CSL]

Honky looks good.

I wonder if he could still go....

lol nah, he's a fat sack of goo, that jumpsuit is doing him a world of favours

[Keith]

Damn, Cameron.

I'm sure she likes it up the ass, on all 4's.

Hell yeah.

Anyway, um, back to RAW.

FAHN-DAHN-GO!

[Heisenberg]

Tensai utilizes one of the most devastating dance moves ever to be executed on the dance floor, The Shovel

[DaveBrawl]

Lol he's outlived them all.

[Poit]

FAHN DAN GOOOOOOO!

[CSL]

Fhaaaaaaan-dhannnnnnnnn-gooooooooooo!

[ClockShot]

Fandango gets fancy lettering.

[parkmania]

LOL even Andrew McCutchen was like "Nigga, we ain't winning no Championship. We the Pirates, dawg! We can't even finish above .500 since '92, baby!"

Lot more plausible then last year's "cubs win the world series"

If the Pirates even get a sniff at the playoffs this <s>year</s> decade the ownership will give direction to trade away anyone and everyone they can.

[CSL]

fhaaaaaa-ncyyyyyy

[Cool King]

I keep expecting to hear an echo whenever someone says "Fan-Dan-Go!".

[Heisenberg]

I keep expecting to hear an echo whenever someone says "Fan-Dan-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go"

[Droford]

Inappropriate comedy is the no stars in it version of movie 43

[el bobbo]

Adrian Brody is starring in a movie with Rob Schneider. That kind of sucks for everyone.

[parkmania]

Will he actually debut tonight, or will Josh Matthews screw us out of another Fandango appearance?

[ClockShot]

Wade Barrett, as bad guy #5, in Dead Man Down.

[Droford]

I think we need to enter the war zone

[el bobbo]

Dead Man Down does not look like that bad of a movie.

[parkmania]

Woah! Barrett actually DOES have at least 1 line in the movie!

[Corndad]

Shits about to go down.

[Cool King]

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[ClockShot]

Who's the babe?

[CSL]

biggest Raw debut since Jericho

[Poit]

Time for Justin Roberts to screw up Fandango's name.

[Droford]

Said the name wrong

[parkmania]

DAMMIT! SAY HIS NAME RIGHT!!!

[CSL]

what kind of whack announcing was that

[Keith]

LOL this is fucking awesome.

[Poit]

Time for Justin Roberts to screw up Fandango's name.

Damnit. :(

[ClockShot]

That's a spiffy suit you got there, Justin Roberts.

Who's your tailor?

[Outsider]

I'm trying to care.

I do not though.

[Droford]

They totally got threatened with a lawsuit by Fandango over his name and are making it a storyline

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol Justin Roberts.

[Rollermacka]

.... and I'm already bored with Fandango

[Corndad]

This is so absurd I love it.

[Keith]

Ha!

Tonight was the night we almost got to see the debut of: FAHN-DAHN-GOOOOOOOO!

There's a little bit of Goldust in his character. I like it.

[ClockShot]

Nobody answered my question.

Who's the babe?

[CSL]

Justin Roberts = #1 heel

[Cool King]

HAHA!

I was pretty much right! Though instead of Lilian, it was Justin. :lol:

[Heisenberg]

It was so fuckin' simple to let the As breathe Justin, dammit

[Rollermacka]

Nobody answered my question.

Who's the babe?

His name is FAHN-DAHN-GOOOOOOOO

:shifty:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Should have gotten the Fink. He would have done it right.

[Droford]

Nobody answered my question.

Who's the babe?

The fahn-dahn-hooooo

[CSL]

Taker is gonna come out after the main and challenge Justin Roberts to a match at WrestleMania

[Corporate CockSnogger]

There's a little bit of Goldust in his character. I like it.

That instantly came to my mind as well with the whisper of the name. Along with the gay tendencies and weird creepiness. Gonna be so good.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

9:55

The Fink: I would have pronounced his name accordingly.

WWe.com chat

[Droford]

HAHA!

I was pretty much right! Though instead of Lilian, it was Justin. :lol:

She would have fucked up by getting it right

[VSG]

lol fuck off now Justin Roberts said it pretty much spot on.

[Droford]

That instantly came to my mind as well with the whisper of the name. Along with the gay tendencies and weird creepiness. Gonna be so good.

Needs more body paint and a wig

[Keith]

LOL

"WWE has 10 of the Top 10 best-selling DVD's".

[KyleEmmott]

That instantly came to my mind as well with the whisper of the name. Along with the gay tendencies and weird creepiness. Gonna be so good.

[Cool King]

lol fuck off now Justin Roberts said it pretty much spot on.

I was thinking that myself.

[parkmania]

LOL

"WWE has 10 of the Top 10 best-selling DVD's".

My favorite one was when they bragged about having the top-selling sports video game when it released over a month after Madden.

[ClockShot]

Blood...........in black and white.

[CSL]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Learn my name.</p>&mdash; Fandango (@WWEFandango) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEFandango/status/308773747219918849">March 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Keith]

http://i.imgur.com/WFIuoYK.png

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jacket and jeans Triple H is so much cooler than suit and tie Triple H.

[Droford]

Bobby Roode is in the impact aren...oh fuck

[ClockShot]

2:59 in the morning? Where the fuck did he just go? France?

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[Corporate CockSnogger]

Looks like they've took out any clips of him with hair out his titantron though :(

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Learn my name.</p>&mdash; Fandango (@WWEFandango) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEFandango/status/308773747219918849">March 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Yeah, so wwe doesn't get sued

[Keith]

Looks like they've took out any clips of him with hair out his titantron though :(


They gave his titantron a haircut.

'Sup.

[CSL]

Bobby Roode is in the impact aren...oh fuck

Trips over via majestic-er hairline

[Cool King]

Jay Dob.

[Droford]

It sure is a good coincidence Vicki Guerrero resigned Brock lesnar

[parkmania]

2:59 in the morning? Where the fuck did he just go? France?

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He's a Jumper! Where's Samuel Jackson?

[Droford]

Hhh vs lesnar should be under mma rules

[KyleEmmott]

Am I the only one looking forward to HHH-Lesnar II?

[Cool King]

I thought it was 18 staples/stitches.

[Skippord]

He's a Jumper! Where's Samuel Jackson?
did anyone see that movie?

[KyleEmmott]

He says the ass kicker is back? Is he coming back full time?

[Keith]

"Just sit there and bleed?"

WTF, HHH?

[el bobbo]

Awesome promo.

[Droford]

Thought lesnar was gonna pop up behind him

[Corndad]

Oh all the people to promote Bret's DVD. Sheamus? Ok.

[Droford]

They couldn't drag Bret back to hype his own DVD?

[ClockShot]

And here I thought Sheamus was getting "The John Cena Experience".

[Cool King]

Seems random having Sheamus in an advert for Bret's DVD.

[Keith]

They couldn't drag Bret back to hype his own DVD?

That's what he gets for talking shit about Triple H.

[ClockShot]

Alot of video game commercials tonight.

[parkmania]

Still no JVC Kaboom of the night...

I am disappoint.

[Droford]

And here I thought Sheamus was getting "The John Cena Experience".

Or you know..his own dvd

[Savio]

Shield will help punk

[Droford]

Still no JVC Kaboom of the night...

I am disappoint.

Lugz boot of the week

[Droford]

Well, just give away the ending will you

[Cool King]

Punk wins tonight and along with Punk/Taker, we get Orton, Sheamus, Big Show/Shield at WrestleMania.

[Keith]

Old School IC Title at the Old School RAW!

[parkmania]

Well, just give away the ending will you

They don't have any storyline beef with Punk, so it makes sense for them to not mention him in the promo.

[Droford]

Old School IC Title at the Old School RAW!

Vs the wcw champion

[Keith]

Wow, ADR got no reaction tonight.

[ClockShot]

This could be a solid match.

Unless Swagger's gonna get involved.

[ClockShot]

Well looky here.

[CSL]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“@<a href="https://twitter.com/officialhacksaw">officialhacksaw</a>: Hanging with @<a href="https://twitter.com/heelziggler">heelziggler</a> great guy <a href="http://t.co/pjM2h5Kwfd" title="http://twitter.com/OfficialHacksaw/status/308776791785488386/photo/1">twitter.com/OfficialHacksa…</a>”Hoooooo!!!Great ambassador to the biz</p>&mdash; Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/308778614369951744">March 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Keith]

This crowd died.

[KyleEmmott]

ADR is just not that interesting.

[CSL]

I'd have thought Jacky boy would have been delighted watching 2 immigrants fighting

[Keith]

LOL I mean, dude's holding the MITB briefcase. Why does he get a match against the Champion anyway?

[Arrogance]

It's pretty obvious they don't have a clue what to do with Ziggler at the moment.

[Tazz Dan]

So I'm just catching Raw now. Is it fair to say The Shield will be somehow involved in the fatal 4 way so Punk wins and set up a 6 man at Mania for the other three? Or is Sheamus going to be facing Wade Barrett?

[ClockShot]

Zeb needs some combat fatigues or something. Reminds me of the crazy old guy who hangs out at the bait store and gives you bad tips for fishing spots.

All that's missing is a trucker hat and some lures hanging off his vest.

[Tazz Dan]

Sorry if this has been discussed, haven't read the thread.

[ClockShot]

This video is missing some guns.

[Heisenberg]

You're good TD, I'm personally just sittin' back enjoying the show. Lettin' it play out and all.

[Cool King]

lol, they've had to put a message at the start.

[CSL]

It's pretty obvious they don't have a clue what to do with Ziggler at the moment.

he's just the odd man out. I wouldn't be shocked to see ADR over Swagger at Mania and Dolph cashing in

[el bobbo]

Real Americans call it the way they see it.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

OHYOUDIDNTKNSDFUIUEUIROWIE;FSDVDINVOSUFONSECKUNSEUVSOEIFPSONCVSDNVDFNGVKJNSFKDBRIVUNDLKFNZLSDKNVKJDR NFVKXDFKVNXFDLJMNBXKDNVZSDNEF

[ClockShot]

HERE THEY COME!

[el bobbo]

You betta call somebody?

[Poit]

Iginfest just came.

[Tazz Dan]

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW

[Innovator]

Iggy just came

[Cool King]

A Double Crooked Letter.

[Innovator]

Dammit Poit

[KyleEmmott]

They definitely need one more run!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Billy Gunn is so majestic

[parkmania]

Hey look everyone!

It's the Middle Aged Outlaws!

[Droford]

Billy Gunn got some of dolph's hair dye

[Corndad]

13 years. Damn.

[Cool King]

Oh look, Primo & Epico.

[KyleEmmott]

This is awesome! Clap clap clap

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Gunn looks no different aside from a bit less hair.

[ClockShot]

More camera on Rosa please.


Thank you.

[Droford]

Lol puppies

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol "Puppies"

[KyleEmmott]

Billy Gunn is just so damn awesome

[CSL]

like that tag-hop the ropes-beatdown-tag-hop the ropes etc spot

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'll give it to Rosa. She's the 2nd most handsome man out there right now.

[Cool King]

Kids these days probably think King was an avid dog lover back in the day.

[KyleEmmott]

They definitely still got it.

[Poit]

Fameasser!

[Tazz Dan]

BEST RAW EVER

[Keith]

Billy Gunn hasn't missed a bit.

He can still go.

[CSL]

I'll give it to Rosa. She's the 2nd most handsome man out there right now.

lol

[KyleEmmott]

WWE should definitely look to give them one more runs with the tag team belts.

[parkmania]

I'd tweet Stephanie, alright :naughty:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Just cause...

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9680/31705110150912398310153.jpg

[Cool King]

I'll give it to Rosa. She's the 2nd most handsome man out there right now.

Still better than a 12 year old. http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Cool King]

It's like 95% of American adverts are food related.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Just called my parents. Yelled "suck it" and hung up. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23OldSchoolRaw">#OldSchoolRaw</a></p>&mdash; Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichelleDBeadle/status/308781940511744000">March 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

It's like 95% of American adverts are food related.

Not on my end.

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Just called my parents. Yelled "suck it" and hung up. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23OldSchoolRaw">#OldSchoolRaw</a></p>&mdash; Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichelleDBeadle/status/308781940511744000">March 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Apparently she didn't know

[Keith]

I'll give it to Rosa. She's the 2nd most handsome man out there right now.

I'm sure Rosa sucks a mean cock.

I bet she's fully shaved, and she moans like crazy when you eat her out.

She can dance, so I'm sure she fucks like a champion. She'll sit on you and just let go.

Hell yeah.

Wow.

Well, I wonder if we're gonna see the main event now.

[Corndad]

Monique is excited lol

[ClockShot]

Mae's gonna need an oxygen tank to blow out all those candles.

[CSL]

lol Sandow's face

[Corndad]

Mae needs to make out with Daniel Bryan

[CSL]

John "just one of the boys" Cena