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GD
03-20-2013, 04:38 PM
From TMZ

Former WWE superstar Chris “The Masterpiece” Masters saved his mother from burning to death by uprooting a tree with his bare hands and using it as a battering ram to enter her house.

Masters — real name Chris Mordetzky — tells us, he rushed to his mother’s L.A. home yesterday after his uncle called and said a neighbor had gone crazy and barricaded himself inside her house.

When Chris showed up, the neighbor was shouting through the front door that he would burn the place down if anyone tried to gain entry.

Chris says he tried talking sense into the guy, but he wasn’t having it — so Chris called the cops … but when they showed up, the neighbor set the house on fire.
Chris jumped into hero mode — tearing a tree out of the ground and tossing it through a window.

Chris reached through the window and removed his mom from the inferno … at which point police rushed in and arrested the neighbor on arson charges.

The man is currently still in custody. It’s unclear why he snapped.

#1-norm-fan
03-20-2013, 04:40 PM
lol Holy fuck.

#1-norm-fan
03-20-2013, 04:41 PM
If he ever comes back to WWE, he needs to get William Regal's "Real Man's Man" music.

Skippord
03-20-2013, 04:41 PM
so that much muscle is practical

Cool King
03-20-2013, 04:45 PM
How big/thick was this tree?

The Naitch
03-20-2013, 04:47 PM
I always liked Chris Masters. He seems like a really nice guy.

#1-norm-fan
03-20-2013, 04:48 PM
How big/thick was this tree?

Don't ask questions that might ruin the mental image.

Let's just let the legend grow.

Lock Jaw
03-20-2013, 04:49 PM
How big/thick was this tree?

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTy-yAsRnFAYlK0y4TGbcSvJGxpuwi67s6xoBr5cApyyVPPWhNuzg

Lock Jaw
03-20-2013, 04:49 PM
Naw, for real though, it was probably a Giant Redwood.

#1-norm-fan
03-20-2013, 04:51 PM
http://decaturite.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mak-home-tree-destroyed.png

Ruien
03-20-2013, 05:04 PM
That is nuts. One day I want to rip a tree out of the ground.

Heisenberg
03-20-2013, 05:10 PM
Shit, with his stack and adrenaline rush of a family member in peril, that tree didn't stand a chance.

Cool King
03-20-2013, 05:30 PM
After saving his mother, he took a picture and uploaded it to his Twitter account.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFxmYZfCAAArSRH.jpg:large

And he uploaded a photo to Instagram of the injuries he got by pulling down the tree.

http://instagram.com/p/XEyWMcw7Ra/

Cool King
03-20-2013, 05:30 PM
Still no sign of the tree though.

The Naitch
03-20-2013, 05:39 PM
LOL honestly though, I'm sure there was something else lying around that he could've used to bust through the window. Instead of the tree. Roids and survival instincts would've made anyone uproot a tree. Similar to when a child would do these crazy superhero feats just to save their parent (ie. mother drowning). You know that shit I'm talking bout

Savio
03-20-2013, 05:58 PM
LOL honestly though, I'm sure there was something else lying around that he could've used to bust through the window.:lol: yeah there wasn't like a rock or stone lying around? He probably hated that tree to begin with and used this as justification to get rid of it

The Naitch
03-20-2013, 06:00 PM
:lol: probably pictured that tree to be like someone from WWE management or something.

"Wish me well in my future endeavours? Fuck that, tree! I'm gonna save my mom!!"

But yeah, I bet somebody in WWE right now will take note of this and hire Chris Masters back. Just wait...

Lock Jaw
03-20-2013, 06:07 PM
:lol: yeah there wasn't like a rock or stone lying around? He probably hated that tree to begin with and used this as justification to get rid of it

Prob set the whole thing up

Triple Naitch
03-20-2013, 06:14 PM
Still no sign of the tree though.

It's inside the house.

The Naitch
03-20-2013, 06:21 PM
It's inside the house.

How big was the tree? If he uprooted a Christmas tree, I am NOT IMPRESSED

The Naitch
03-20-2013, 06:22 PM
dude fuck Chris Masters, he is deceiving all of us

Theo Dious
03-20-2013, 06:52 PM
It's inside the house.

Liar, the impact was so severe that it was immediately reduced to sawdust.

GD
03-20-2013, 07:11 PM
WWE.com will probably cover this story like they did with Shawn Daivari.

The Naitch
03-20-2013, 07:30 PM
what did Shawn Daivari do?

blak23
03-20-2013, 07:31 PM
tackled a guy on a train i think

XL
03-20-2013, 07:39 PM
Wasn't Masters rumoured to be part of Aces & Eights? That could have been mildly interesting.

Nicky Fives
03-20-2013, 08:19 PM
great story, but why the fuck did he have to uproot a tree to break a window?

The Naitch
03-20-2013, 08:22 PM
to set the tone

Lock Jaw
03-20-2013, 08:38 PM
To impress the firemen

Xero
03-20-2013, 08:40 PM
His new gimmick should be a Lumberjack.

Kane Knight
03-20-2013, 08:41 PM
If he ever comes back to WWE, he needs to get William Regal's "Real Man's Man" music.

And the Hurricane's cape and mask.

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-20-2013, 08:41 PM
Saw Masters wrestle Saturday in Mass.

Kane Knight
03-20-2013, 08:42 PM
what did Shawn Daivari do?

Started the fire.

Cool King
03-20-2013, 09:15 PM
Started the fire.

He didn't start the fire.

It was always burning, since the world's been turning.

Cool King
03-20-2013, 09:15 PM
I would like to apologise for that terrible joke.

Shadrick
03-20-2013, 09:34 PM
He didn't start the fire.

It was always burning, since the world's been turning.

RYAN STARTED THE FIYAAAAAA!

Theo Dious
03-20-2013, 09:39 PM
I would like to apologise for that terrible joke.

You will do no such thing.

Theo Dious
03-20-2013, 09:42 PM
In all seriousness, the tree in question was probably about his own height and close to the house. If it hadn't come up I imagine he'd have gone to the next closest object or else tried to smash his way in.

Savio
03-20-2013, 10:31 PM
great story, but why the fuck did he have to uproot a tree to break a window?
prob one of these new trees:

http://www.puyallup.wsu.edu/~linda%20chalker-scott/SCL/projects/2001a/triangle/new_tree.jpg

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-20-2013, 10:33 PM
RYAN STARTED THE FIYAAAAAA!

Cheese Pita.

Vastardikai
03-20-2013, 11:00 PM
Did he put the neighbor in the Masterlock?

GD
03-21-2013, 01:40 AM
He didn't start the fire.

It was always burning, since the world's been turning.

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GD
03-21-2013, 01:50 AM
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Rock Bottom
03-21-2013, 02:14 AM
What a dude

Kane Knight
03-21-2013, 02:17 AM
He didn't start the fire.

It was always burning, since the world's been turning.

I can't remember the last time I repped someone. Congrats.

dronepool
03-21-2013, 02:38 AM
Respect to him, that was amazing of him to do.

Mr. Nerfect
03-21-2013, 06:12 AM
Chris Masters is awesome.

Classy and Gassy
03-21-2013, 06:54 AM
Did he put the neighbor in the Masterlock?

probably put the tree in the masterlock

MoFo
03-21-2013, 08:54 AM
Worlds Strongest Man Mark Henry would of lifted up the house

The Rogerer
03-21-2013, 09:29 AM
DID HE DO A BODY SLAM ON THE TREE

PERHAPS SOME OTHER SORT OF WRESTLING MOVE

Curd
03-21-2013, 09:37 AM
Maybe now Mr. Mordetski will be in contention to play The Hulk in the next remake.

Mr3Maker
03-21-2013, 12:25 PM
Saw Masters wrestle Saturday in Mass.

I wanted to go to that....any good?

Lock Jaw
03-21-2013, 10:08 PM
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/Picture1-44_zps9e45007d.png

Former WWE Superstar Chris Masters (Chris Mordetsky) made headlines today when he became the unlikely center of an extraordinary tale of heroism after rescuing his own mother from her burning apartment building. Masters, best known as the chiseled strongman who neutralized his opponents with the unbreakable Master Lock full nelson, had been training in the gym when he received a call that something strange was going on at his mother’s Los Angeles apartment.

When Masters arrived to investigate, he found his mother Diane, 57, was being apparently held hostage by her neighbor in the apartment she shares with Masters’ uncle, Leo Taliaferro. The neighbor reportedly threatened to set the apartment ablaze if Masters or anyone else made a move to break down the door. Once police arrived, according to Masters, a fire became visible inside the residence and that’s when the story became truly astonishing.

Sprung into action by the threat, Masters reportedly began to direct the officers and actively aided them in freeing his mother from the house. “I was like, ‘break those windows and get my mom out of there!’ ” Masters said. An initial attempt to snake a hose in through a broken window proved fruitless because it was blocked by a tree, so Masters used his strength to snap a 10-foot tree down to the ground and clear the path to her bedroom windows.

“I bear-hugged the whole tree down to the ground, which scratched my forearms up,” Masters said of his feat of strength. “Basically, I took the tree and tackled it down to where it was parallel to the ground. Then [after the police had smashed most of the windows] I broke the last piece of glass with my forearm, and then out of nowhere, my mom pops up. I’ve never loved my mom any more than that moment in my life.”

Masters called the relief of her sudden rescue “indescribable.”

“Just to see her, you just realize what that person means to you,” he said. “It’s hard to describe the feeling thinking you mom might die and then she popped out of the window like she did.”

The whole ordeal left “The Masterpiece” slightly shaken, but more grateful than anything else.

“It was the craziest day of my life,” Masters said. “I was raised just by her, so if she would have went out like that, I don’t know if I ever would have recovered. I was hell-bent on [getting her out].”

And in case the WWE Universe was wondering where Masters got his toughness from, there’s a solid chance he got it from his mother. “When I brought her out of the house, the first thing she was worried about was my baby pictures in the old photo album!” Masters laughed. “She’s a tough woman.”

Cool King
03-21-2013, 10:20 PM
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/Picture1-44_zps9e45007d.png

Former WWE Superstar Chris Masters (Chris Mordetsky) made headlines today when he became the unlikely center of an extraordinary tale of heroism after rescuing his own mother from her burning apartment building. Masters, best known as the chiseled strongman who neutralized his opponents with the unbreakable Master Lock full nelson, had been training in the gym when he received a call that something strange was going on at his mother’s Los Angeles apartment.

When Masters arrived to investigate, he found his mother Diane, 57, was being apparently held hostage by her neighbor in the apartment she shares with Masters’ uncle, Leo Taliaferro. The neighbor reportedly threatened to set the apartment ablaze if Masters or anyone else made a move to break down the door. Once police arrived, according to Masters, a fire became visible inside the residence and that’s when the story became truly astonishing.

Sprung into action by the threat, Masters reportedly began to direct the officers and actively aided them in freeing his mother from the house. “I was like, ‘break those windows and get my mom out of there!’ ” Masters said. An initial attempt to snake a hose in through a broken window proved fruitless because it was blocked by a tree, so Masters used his strength to snap a 10-foot tree down to the ground and clear the path to her bedroom windows.

“I bear-hugged the whole tree down to the ground, which scratched my forearms up,” Masters said of his feat of strength. “Basically, I took the tree and tackled it down to where it was parallel to the ground. Then [after the police had smashed most of the windows] I broke the last piece of glass with my forearm, and then out of nowhere, my mom pops up. I’ve never loved my mom any more than that moment in my life.”

Masters called the relief of her sudden rescue “indescribable.”

“Just to see her, you just realize what that person means to you,” he said. “It’s hard to describe the feeling thinking you mom might die and then she popped out of the window like she did.”

The whole ordeal left “The Masterpiece” slightly shaken, but more grateful than anything else.

“It was the craziest day of my life,” Masters said. “I was raised just by her, so if she would have went out like that, I don’t know if I ever would have recovered. I was hell-bent on [getting her out].”

And in case the WWE Universe was wondering where Masters got his toughness from, there’s a solid chance he got it from his mother. “When I brought her out of the house, the first thing she was worried about was my baby pictures in the old photo album!” Masters laughed. “She’s a tough woman.”

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8540/65126689.png

Lock Jaw
03-21-2013, 10:22 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/491/121/JohnCenaGrinWM28_display_image.jpg?1344560098

Cool King
03-21-2013, 10:25 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/a5ogUfxz_PA#t=2m30s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cool King
03-21-2013, 10:25 PM
Maybe I should have posted the video instead of the picture.

GD
03-21-2013, 11:34 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BF3JSaLCMAAx30n.jpg

Juan
03-22-2013, 05:28 AM
Finally, something he doesn't suck at

#1-norm-fan
03-22-2013, 07:55 AM
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Razzamajazz
03-22-2013, 10:33 PM
if he was a real bad ass he would've put the dreaded full nelson on the guy that took his momma's home

Mr. Nerfect
03-23-2013, 01:32 AM
Chris Masters got really good towards the end of his WWE stint. Really good. He would have made a perfectly respectable IC or US Champion.

Nicky Fives
03-23-2013, 08:27 AM
Chris Masters got really good towards the end of his WWE stint. Really good. He would have made a perfectly respectable IC or US Champion.

really good might be a bit of a stretch....

Mr. Nerfect
03-23-2013, 11:44 AM
Not in my opinion. The guy was having B+ matches with guys that don't normally turn out that sort of quality of work.

James Steele
03-24-2013, 08:48 PM
"B+"

That's one hell of a curve...

Swiss Ultimate
03-24-2013, 08:55 PM
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8540/65126689.png

I legit forgot his name.

Lock Jaw
03-24-2013, 08:56 PM
Lodi

Swiss Ultimate
03-24-2013, 09:32 PM
No way, Lodi was awesome.

Vastardikai
03-24-2013, 10:53 PM
Wayne Brady on steroids

DAMN iNATOR
03-25-2013, 11:49 AM
I legit forgot his name.

What?! Everybody remembers The Bathturd. :roll::shifty:

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-26-2013, 11:24 PM
Fit Finlay?

Mr. Nerfect
03-27-2013, 12:25 AM
Would love to see Finlay back in a WWE ring for a few more matches here and there. He could at least be used for some NXT greatness.

Vastardikai
03-27-2013, 04:07 PM
I think Finlay vs. Cesaro would be an epic, physical encounter that maybe 5 people would give a shit about (me and Noid being two of them)

Mr. Nerfect
03-29-2013, 06:07 PM
I really think Finlay could have gotten super over as a babyface around the time of WrestleMania XXIV when he first turned face. I think he should have been put over JBL at WrestleMania, and even gotten a chance to beat up Vince McMahon a little bit.

It kind of made no sense that he turned on Vince, though. :-\