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Bad News Gertner
03-23-2013, 09:16 AM
Candice Michelle pulled off the closest victory yet, defeated Gail Kim 51-45. Today's match up features 3rd seeded and new IWC hotness Paige vs 6th seeded and ECW's Kimona. Thanks for voting!

3. Paige (Britani Knight)

http://diva-fierce.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Paige.png


vs


6. Kimona

http://maniacjoe.co/image/cache/data/kimona2_auto-340x340.jpg

Bad News Gertner
03-23-2013, 09:18 AM
Kimona was fucking HOTT in ECW, so I'm gonna vote for the generic big breasted Asian

Skippord
03-23-2013, 09:37 AM
I feel my feelings on Paige are well known

(I really want to have sex with her)

DaveBrawl
03-23-2013, 09:46 AM
Kimona

Mr. Nerfect
03-23-2013, 10:15 AM
Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige! Fuck I love her. Seriously, can't remember loving a Diva as much as I love Paige. I would watch Skippord have sex with her.

XL
03-23-2013, 10:28 AM
Need to think about this some more.

XL
03-23-2013, 10:32 AM
Lol. Kimona's surname was Wanalaya. Wanna lay ya, get it!?

Skippord
03-23-2013, 10:36 AM
Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige! Fuck I love her. Seriously, can't remember loving a Diva as much as I love Paige. I would watch Skippord have sex with her.
And I would give you a collegial thumbs up as I did

Mr. Nerfect
03-23-2013, 11:14 AM
I think that would look great on the camera, Skip.

XCaliber
03-23-2013, 11:37 AM
Paige hardly any of the ECW Divas are that great looking by comparison.

Mr. Nerfect
03-23-2013, 11:43 AM
They seemed like the types more likely to have sex with you, though. Probably because a lot of them were.

Corporate CockSnogger
03-23-2013, 12:01 PM
I have no idea who either of these are outside of seeing Skippord and MoFo say they want to have sex with Paige and maybe seeing the odd picture of her here and there.

Corporate CockSnogger
03-23-2013, 12:02 PM
So yeah gonna trust the penises of Skippord and MoFo on this one.

Dark One
03-23-2013, 12:22 PM
So yeah gonna trust the penises of Skippord and MoFo on this one.

Post of the year.

Vastardikai
03-23-2013, 12:25 PM
Kimona, because I have a thing for Asians.

Bad News Gertner
03-23-2013, 12:31 PM
Paige hardly any of the ECW Divas are that great looking by comparison.

Looking at pictures, I remember Dawn Marie being smoking hott when I watched her, but when I look at her pics she's just "meh"

Lock Jaw
03-23-2013, 12:37 PM
Paige is to me like AJ is to Cool King. I don't get the fascination many have with her. (Looks-wise, I haven't seen too much of her actually wrestling)

Never saw the other chick in ECW, but she was good looking enough in WCW with the Jung Dragons. So I vote her.

Corporate CockSnogger
03-23-2013, 12:45 PM
Oh I know who she is now. I'd probably rather goose her tbh.

Mr. Nerfect
03-23-2013, 01:06 PM
Paige is to me like AJ is to Cool King. I don't get the fascination many have with her. (Looks-wise, I haven't seen too much of her actually wrestling)

Never saw the other chick in ECW, but she was good looking enough in WCW with the Jung Dragons. So I vote her.

She's amazing in the ring (for a female wrestler), and that goes into her appeal, I think. She isn't your typical Barbie Diva, but she's got this "real" thing about her.

Shisen Kopf
03-23-2013, 01:07 PM
This is a no brainer. That chinky chick looks like the kinda Jap that works at the Vietcong massage parlor. Not a fan of Koreans.

stultiloquy
03-23-2013, 01:08 PM
I've never even seen Paige before, but now I want to see more. :naughty:

Skippord
03-23-2013, 01:59 PM
MoFo KnowFos

Emperor Smeat
03-23-2013, 01:59 PM
Paige

Rammsteinmad
03-23-2013, 02:08 PM
As Leia Meow, I thought Kimona was really hot, but overall of the two, my vote goes to Paige.

However, with that said, I find Paige to be incredibly overrated.

Savio
03-23-2013, 02:12 PM
paige is pretty fucking hot

Bad News Gertner
03-23-2013, 02:18 PM
As Leia Meow, I thought Kimona was really hot, but overall of the two, my vote goes to Paige.

However, with that said, I find Paige to be incredibly overrated.

She's a generic black haired Brit.

Bad News Gertner
03-23-2013, 02:20 PM
Wow, Paige is only 20.

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-23-2013, 02:26 PM
Paige sort of looks like a crack-addict, but they will fuck you for crack. Paige wins.

Corporate CockSnogger
03-23-2013, 02:34 PM
Or just, y'know, an emo girl. Have you ever actually seen a crackhead?

Bad News Gertner
03-23-2013, 02:37 PM
Yeah, your mother was by last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corporate CockSnogger
03-23-2013, 02:53 PM
My mother is a lovely woman and would never set foot in Canada!

VSG
03-23-2013, 03:15 PM
Both are fucking low on the hotness scale imo.

Shadrick
03-23-2013, 03:24 PM
i kind of agree with vsg here. but im black so i gotta go with the asian because the asians love us black guys.

#1-norm-fan
03-23-2013, 03:53 PM
Kimona Wanabangtheotherchickmore

#1-norm-fan
03-23-2013, 03:53 PM
Is more like it

whiteyford
03-23-2013, 04:48 PM
Gonna go with Paige based solely on the fact that English chavs are whores and will do things for a bottle of white lightning that are illegal in most civilized countries. Loved Kimona in ECW though.

Cool King
03-23-2013, 08:55 PM
Paige is to me like AJ is to Cool King. I don't get the fascination many have with her. (Looks-wise, I haven't seen too much of her actually wrestling)

Never saw the other chick in ECW, but she was good looking enough in WCW with the Jung Dragons. So I vote her.

Paige just has the AJ Syndrome.

I'm not a fan of Paige at all and I'm sure I never will be. Though I do find it amusing that some of the people who have voted for Paige, were mentioning how much they hated Brooke's "man jaw" in the Daffney/Brooke thread.

Paige has a major man jaw going on there. The only reason not a lot of people notice, is because she slaps so much shit around her eyes that it takes the attention away from her man jaw.

Also, much like AJ, she looks like a little girl. Though, not 12 like AJ but more like 15.

Gonna go with Paige based solely on the fact that English chavs are whores and will do things for a bottle of white lightning that are illegal in most civilized countries. Loved Kimona in ECW though.

That's pretty much what she is though. She's a wrestling Ned. ("Chav" for everyone else out there)

If her family weren't wrestlers, then I'm pretty sure she would just be yet another Ned walking the streets.

Bad News Gertner
03-23-2013, 10:32 PM
Her 3 seed rating was based on the hard on people here have for her. She's cute, but over-rated. Not NEARLY as much as AJ though.

Nicky Fives
03-23-2013, 11:15 PM
tough call.... went with Paige because she's younger than me.....

stultiloquy
03-24-2013, 12:05 AM
Paige just has the AJ Syndrome.

I'm not a fan of Paige at all and I'm sure I never will be. Though I do find it amusing that some of the people who have voted for Paige, were mentioning how much they hated Brooke's "man jaw" in the Daffney/Brooke thread.

Paige has a major man jaw going on there. The only reason not a lot of people notice, is because she slaps so much shit around her eyes that it takes the attention away from her man jaw.]

Well, the only pictures I've seen of Paige are the two included in this thread - and neither of those give any indication that she has a man-jaw.

Brooke on the other hand has a mug worthy of display on Easter Island, regardless of which picture I've seen her in.

Tom Guycott
03-24-2013, 12:19 AM
Paige is a strange beast. She's not really all that hot in and of herself, but she's DIFFERENT than the cookie cutter idea of hotness associated with modern ladies in wrestling, which makes her an anomaly. Hot by rebellious proxy.

Also, ever notice the "overrated/looks like a little girl" cries only apply to divas with small tits? Because everyone knows funbag size is directly proportonal to age.


Anyway, went with Kimona. Asian with striptease street cred over the Evanescence backup dancer.

Tom Guycott
03-24-2013, 12:27 AM
Well, the only pictures I've seen of Paige are the two included in this thread - and neither of those give any indication that she has a man-jaw.

Brooke on the other hand has a mug worthy of display on Easter Island, regardless of which picture I've seen her in.

And neither one of these is anywhere near as bad as that one dude Angelina Love.

Black Widow
03-24-2013, 04:30 AM
paige looks like a girl i used to have a crush on.

Curd
03-24-2013, 05:39 AM
Although Paige has bulging eyes characteristic of some near-sighted people (she probably wears contact lenses), she's okay in the girl-next-door kind of way. I believe she would be better without makeup, though. She looks very airbrushed in those photos. Show those pores and wrinkles!

Innovator
03-24-2013, 10:23 AM
Hottest chick in wrestling algorithm said Paige.

Wishbone
03-24-2013, 06:22 PM
Paige. Normally I vote the Asian, but that bitch looks like a human chopstick.

James Steele
03-24-2013, 06:42 PM
Don't even know who Paige is, but she got my vote.

James Steele
03-24-2013, 06:42 PM
According to her Wiki, she does a modified Texas Cloverleaf. Instant bonus points.

The Condor
03-24-2013, 06:59 PM
Kimona Wannalaya.

Bad News Gertner
03-24-2013, 10:46 PM
Next match-up going up tonight when I get into work.

Dark-Slicer Diago
03-25-2013, 08:25 AM
Paige.