Gertner Presents "The Official Raw Thread" **THE DEBUT OF URN ANDERSON!** 3/25/13

[Corndad]

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Flex Kavana, Bitches.

[Droford]

And he got his ass kicked at wm again

[Keith]

LOL BRET HART MENTIONED HIS FEUD WITH HBK!

HAHA!

Always, man. Always.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Snorrrrrrreeeeeee. Bret has a mic.

[Cool King]

Snorrrrrrreeeeeee. Bret has a mic.

Snorrrrrrreeeeeee. This whole segment.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Please mention being screwed, Bret.

[Keith]

Hmm, Rock answered Bret's question by saying John Cena lost to him but didn't bitch or moan or complain.

Dig at Bret?

[Corndad]

Fandango's Music needs to hit and him and Jericho Brawl to end the show.

[Cool King]

Fandango's Music needs to hit and him and Jericho Brawl to end the show.

I would love that.

[Schlomey]

Fandango's Music needs to hit and him and Jericho Brawl to end the show.

Down with that

[Savio]

Mick was in a five pack match with Cena, Booker.

[Droford]

I'm at 66.67% convinced that Cena turns heel in order to win

[#1-norm-fan]

I want Cena to be angrier.

[Cool King]

It looks like Cena is getting some bald patches on the go there.

[Keith]

I'm at 66.67% convinced that Cena turns heel in order to win

Shades of Austin at WM17?

[#1-norm-fan]

GET ANGRY, CENA GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

So now the "redemption" is Cena overcoming Cena's stupidity?

[#1-norm-fan]

I feel like Rock is genuinely trying to stir up some emotion in Cena.

[#1-norm-fan]

THERE WE GO!

[dronepool]

I sorta like angry Cena.

[KyleEmmott]

He's going to get some major heat for that

[Keith]

See? When Cena stops goofing around and actually puts some emotion into his promos, he's pretty damn good.

[Cool King]

I'm ever so slowly becoming intrigued.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Liking this from Cena. I like you, John, wipe those tears.

[Droford]

Shades of Austin at WM17?

I made a post Sunday in the wrestling 100,000 replies thread detailing the exact scenario and yeah its like x-7

[#1-norm-fan]

STUPID MOVE! TELL HIM THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW SUCKS BALLS! TELL HIM!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Angry Cena is the goods.

[Keith]

"There aint no guaranteeth in thith buthineth!"

[Corndad]

Where the hell has this Cena been.

[KyleEmmott]

Angry Cena is the best Cena

[#1-norm-fan]

Dusty knows. Fuck respect. RIP HIS FACE OFF CENA!!!

[Keith]

I can see Cena winning but I can see Rock winning.

WTF is going on?!

[KyleEmmott]

See a heel Cena would allow to promo more like this...It's just better for him to be heel

[#1-norm-fan]

Dominate him, Cena! Use a strap-on!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

See a heel Cena would allow to promo more like this...It's just better for him to be heel

He can cut this promo as a face. He doesn't need to turn.

[Keith]

Jerry Lawler should be like "Guys, come on, you're gonna give me a heart attack".

[#1-norm-fan]

Over-run aplenty.

[KyleEmmott]

Do you think there is any genuine heat between the two?

[slik]

I think Cena just rock bottomed himself.

[#1-norm-fan]

AWWWWW SHIT!!!!!!!

[Shadrick]

I love it. In one Monday I became more interested in Rock Cena 2 than I ever was in Rock Cena.

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy physical altercation, Batman!!!!

[Cool King]

Well, I was happily proved wrong.

It has made me more interested in seeing the match.

[Keith]

If Cena wins, I just don't see him winning cleanly.

I mean, after this, no way Cena just beats Rock and they shake hands after the match.

[Shadrick]

I loved the exchange between the two. It wasn't all jokes from Rock or Cena. I dug the concept of bringing in legends, all of whom had a tie to both guys in some way or another.

[#1-norm-fan]

I hope Cena doesn't get the predictable revenge finisher next week going into Mania and Rock getting one up just adds to the things eating away at Cena going into the match.

[Shadrick]

The Rock saying "you have to? what the hell? thats it? tell them the truth!" and the "haunt me for the rest of my life? who the hell do you think you're talking to?" along with Cenas "I had you beat. I beat me. You didn't beat me." was the best points of the debate.

[Shadrick]

I hope Cena doesn't get the predictable revenge finisher next week going into Mania and Rock getting one up just adds to the things eating away at Cena going into the match.

Honestly, he'll probably give Rock an AA next week. It's just how da WWE does it, ya knowmsayin?

[VSG]

Dominate him, Cena! Use a strap-on!!!

lol why would he need a strap-on?

[James Steele]

His dick is shriveled from years of steroid use and pornstar affairs.

[rob11]

I just got home from the show. My section was all kids and they gave me crap for cheering Punk but then one kept trying to climb me when Ryback who is quickly becoming kid's favorite wrestler along Orton who got a Jeff Hardy Pop and of course Cena. Seeing Bret Hart was freaking awesome. Last show I went to I was their ages and he was my hero. The few smarks kept pointing out how Cena saying "He can't win the big one" was funny because he is a 12 time or something champion and won multiple Wrestlemania main events. The crowd was far from the old smark Philly crowds. It was mostly families. Even with the crappy show and lame crowd, seeing Punk/Taker, and The Legends was awesome. I ran into Roman Reigns as he was about to make his entrance and told him he didn't have to heel it up all the time and to give autographs to all these kids watching him but then I had to go get my shirt.

[Raven Reaper]

I can now distinguish between the Bella twins :)

Yes, I think it's Nikki that has a recent boob job. :P

[#1-norm-fan]

lol why would he need a strap-on?

I... I don't know. I got lost in the moment.

[James Steele]

I want to get lost in your moment, #1-wwf-fan.

[James Steele]

FYI: moment = your sphincter

[Bad News Gertner]

The hell is Slater doing the job for RYBACK for? Guy should be squashing RYBACK under a minute! Fuck this company doesn't know talent!

[Innovator]

Did Cena mention he wants the title?

[Savio]

This is bigger than the title...HE WANTS HIS SON BACK!

[Innovator]

The point of Rock beating Punk was to make this match about the title.

[#1-norm-fan]

I forgot this match was for the title.

lol?

[#1-norm-fan]

I question my lol because on one hand, I'm always the first to preach about how they need to make the title look good so that it matters who holds it.

On the other hand I'm pretty fucking pumped for this match despite not even remembering the title is at stake.

Hopefully they can make it seem a little more relevant to the feud next week.

[#1-norm-fan]

The hell is Slater doing the job for RYBACK for? Guy should be squashing RYBACK under a minute! Fuck this company doesn't know talent!

Ryback prefers to feed on ginger.

[erickman]

how did fandango get the garret bischoff you can't wrestle chant?

[Rammsteinmad]

Blurring the lines here between kayfabe and real life, but for all the respecting/insulting Paul Bearer the Punk/Undertaker feud has been based around, I seem to recall a certain deadman burying Paul Bearer alive in a concrete crypt at the Great American Bash 2004. Nice sign of respect there, Undertaker. :y:

[Rammsteinmad]

P.S. Was it ever explained how Paul Bearer survived that? I mean, come the fuck on being buried in concrete and then just returning a few years later as if it never happened.

P.P.S. I love how Fandango enters the ring.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

how did fandango get the garret bischoff you can't wrestle chant?

Since he put off competing they assume its because he can't. Fandango will make them pay for being so wrong.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

P.S. Was it ever explained how Paul Bearer survived that? I mean, come the fuck on being buried in concrete and then just returning a few years later as if it never happened.

P.P.S. I love how Fandango enters the ring.

Was it ever explained why killing Paul didn't make Taker a heel?

[Rammsteinmad]

It wasn't!!! :eek:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Streak must end. Undertaker is a murderer!

[Savio]

Undertaker said he needed to kill Bearer because it was his only weakness, it was very noble of him.

[Lock Jaw]

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Undertaker is a TOON.

It all makes sense now.

[Raven Reaper]

^ This:

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[Dark One]

Someone get on the AJ gif of her leaving the ring. Stat.

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Since he put off competing they assume its because he can't. Fandango will make them pay for being so wrong.

I am really looking forward to this moment.

[Lock Jaw]

Finally had the time to watch this.

The Rock/Cena Q&A panel was pretty uuuughhh and went on way too long.

[#1-norm-fan]

It picked up when Cena "woke up".

[Lock Jaw]

Unfortunately, by then my interest was too far gone to get back into it.

[Shadrick]

oh okay