Round 1 Hottest Chick in Wrestling Tourny. 4. Sable vs 5. Layla

[Bad News Gertner]

Velvet Sky took down Dawn Marie in a match that started off close, but ended up being a blowout. Tonight's match up sees 4th seeded Sable take on 5th seeded Layla. Thanks for voting!

4. Sable

vs

5. Layla

[ron the dial]

adolescent fantasies vs. current tastes? toughest round yet. my gut says layla.

[Bad News Gertner]

Very tough one. Thought for sure I'd knew who I was gonna pick, but after checking out both ladies pic galleries I'm not too sure.

[ron the dial]

i just had to take it to the "Who Would You Rather F*ck" test

[Tom Guycott]

You know where my loyalties lie.

[Wishbone]

Eeeyup Layla just won it thanks to that last set of pics... thank you Savior you have truly lived up to the moniker.

[XCaliber]

I'd say Layla she's just way more natural looking.

[Lock Jaw]

Sable was much better looking in her second run in WWE. Did not get the big deal about her before, especially with Sunny around.

Layla, on the other hand, is in my top 10. Maybe top 5.

[The Condor]

Sable looked 45 when she was thirty, Layla has a certain something. When I was a young man rumbling through puberty Sable was "it" but even with her in her prime I think Layla takes it.

[Classy and Gassy]

Sable gets my vote- one of the pioneer divas. Layla, while hot, I just find annoying.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Layla for me.

[Bad News Gertner]

Sable was hard to rank. She's probably the most popular diva in history next to Miss Elizabeth, which makes it hard to rank her. She doesn't have that timeless look that Elizabeth had though. Not surprised she's losing to Layla. Actually had her as a 1 seed when I started and thought better of it. I spent over an hour ranking these women and it wasn't easy.

[Shadrick]

Layla >>>>>>>>>

[whiteyford]

Honestly never found Sable hot so Layla easily.

[Bad News Gertner]

2 more matches and we're on to Round 2

[Curd]

A lot of Sable's popularity owed to her booking. That said, I liked her "Stevie Nicks" look when she returned to WWE in 2003-2004, although "Scary Spice" is pretty smoldering, too.

[Skippord]

Sable, feel like Layla looks like a muppet sometimes.

[Bad News Gertner]

A lot of Sable's popularity owed to her booking. That said, I liked her "Stevie Nicks" look when she returned to WWE in 2003-2004, although "Scary Spice" is pretty smoldering, too.

Sable was the right person at the right time. Not taking anything away from her. Without her there's no divas division.

[Majunior]

Honestly, neither one is in my Top 10. Never have been. Picked Layla, because at her best Sable looked like a decent looking 45 year old.

[Rammsteinmad]

Layla. Gotta be honest, Sable has never really done it for me.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Layla with straight hair = wood.

Sable always looked old. Meanwhile Layla is 35 but I never would have known that without looking it up.</font>

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Was never all that into Sable. Always preferred Teri to her in the mid 90's. Gonna go with Layla.

This just got me thinking that a whole bunch of birds are gonna be getting left out. Eve, Kaitlyn, Beth, Mickie James, Natalya, Teri, Tori, Michelle McCool, Bellas, Ashley, Krystal, The Kat, Ryan Shamrock. No way they're all making it in this :( Could've easily got this up to 64 if you included a handful of uggers too.

[Volare]

These Girls would've had a shot.

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Jumping Bombs FTW!

[Nicky Fives]

Layla.... although I was much more of a fan in the beginning with the frizzy hair

[Corndad]

This second round will be Epic. That being said Gonna go with Layla here. Maybe its because I prefer Brunettes but Layla in those pics above are fantastic.

[Black Widow]

Layla any day.

[PrettyCool]

Sable bbecause I dont like curly hair

[Innovator]

Layla because squishy

[xREDxONxYOUx]

As long as it's Layla now rather than Layla with "sideshow Bob" hair. :)

[Hanso Amore]

Ww. Shocked there is so little sable support.

Never been a big fan of Layla. Sable is an all time boner machine.

[voncouch]

I'm going with late 90's Sable, not counting her 00's return when she looked like she was made from recycled water bottles

[MoFo]

Layla....dat ass.

Milf Sable in '04 made this hard to pick tho.

[Emperor Smeat]

Layla

[Frank Drebin]

Voted Sable because those playboy pics were damn fine and for the sake of evening things up a bit.

[Keith]

Layla's voice is annoying. Imagine having to deal with her nagging screech all fucking day.

[Bad News Gertner]

Was never all that into Sable. Always preferred Teri to her in the mid 90's. Gonna go with Layla.

This just got me thinking that a whole bunch of birds are gonna be getting left out. Eve, Kaitlyn, Beth, Mickie James, Natalya, Teri, Tori, Michelle McCool, Bellas, Ashley, Krystal, The Kat, Ryan Shamrock. No way they're all making it in this :( Could've easily got this up to 64 if you included a handful of uggers too.

I considered it, but it would have been a struggle coming up with 64. You'd have chicks like ODB and Chyna in there who would have zero shot. Btw, your girl Terri Runnels is in the tourny so don't you worry. Still two more match ups.

[Lock Jaw]

Gonna be "INCENSED" if someone good gets left out in favor of having someone "meh". Gonna call shenanigans on the whole thing... which already lacks credibility from Candace Michelle beating Gail Kim.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Last match should be a DIVAS BATTLE ROYALE for the final spot, including all the never-quite-made-the-cut's.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Guessing the final four included will be Maryse, Terri, Eve and Kaitlyn.

[Lock Jaw]

Beth, Nattie, Mickie, Maxine... probably some others... deserve to be in before Eve and Terri.

[Lock Jaw]

This is serious business, Gertner

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I hereby declare that Lock Jaw and I run a B league of divas which could somehow be integrated into the overall contest.

[Bad News Gertner]

Beth and Nattie are fat asses so no they aren't in.

[Lock Jaw]

All credibility lost.

[Cool King]

Beth and Nattie are fat asses so no they aren't in.

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[Cool King]

I agree with Mr. Lock Jaw.

All credibility is lost.

[Bad News Gertner]

If there was a BBW division for this tourny they would make it.

[Lock Jaw]

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Faaaaat Asses

[Corporate CockSnogger]

For shme Gertner. Next thing you'll tell me that wildebeest Rosa is one of the last match ups.

[Next Big Thing]

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[Next Big Thing]

I'm still pretty choked up over Rosita's loss. I wish I could have thrown in the towel and ended that one early.

[Bad News Gertner]

Tell ya what. To appease the chubby chasers, I'll make a battle royal with lftover divas and the winner gets the 6th seed.

[Bad News Gertner]

Mickie James was the 6th seed btw

[Shisen Kopf]

No Nicole Bass??

[VSG]

Beth and Nattie are fat asses so no they aren't in.

Booooo

[Theo Dious]

Layla looks like she was assembled out of mismatched parts. Never a huge Sable fapper but she has to take it here.

[Shisen Kopf]

Think the Canadian running this dropped the ball on placing the lovely Molly Holly against Keibler. She's way better than that one Paige chick who was up against some slope. This is so serious business right here.

[Shisen Kopf]

Yeah, um, Sable.

removed...nudity -OB

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[Shisen Kopf]

Natalya is a never nude PrettyCool :(

[parkmania]

Sable.


Layla's decent, but back in the day, Sable was TEH HAWTNESS!

[Krow]

Sable always had a weird face. And Jesus if those tits weren't the epitome of the 90s. Layla will hold up when her pictures are looked back upon in twenty years. So yeah. Layla.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol at Beth and Natayla being kept out cause they're fat but letting Piggy James in

That's rich!

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol I picked who I thought people would find hott. Piggy James and her ten ton tummy doesn't make mmy personal top 32.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sable in the day was straight up boner juice.

[Ermaximus]

lol at Beth and Natayla being kept out cause they're fat but letting Piggy James in

That's rich!

By that standard, when will we see Bertha Faye?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bull Nakano was not straight up boner juice in the day.

[Ermaximus]

Bull Nakano was not straight up boner juice in the day.

No sir she was certainly not.

[Bad News Gertner]

Bull Nakano is a professional golfer now. Fun fact.

[Curd]

Lol I picked who I thought people would find hott. Piggy James and her ten ton tummy doesn't make mmy personal top 32.

Yeah, she needed the 20,000-lb. abdomen so her weak jumping DDT would have any impact. My heart goes out to guys who had to sell that... :roll:

[Curd]

And here I am, making fun of chicks on Easter Sunday!
#HeelCurd

[Corndad]

Mickie was pretty hot during the whole lead up to WM 22 with Trish. Don't even care what else is said or happened after.

[Bad News Gertner]

Next match will be posted in a few hours.