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DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2013, 02:04 PM
Ryback Defeated Primo & Epico

In a throwback to last summer, Ryback took on and defeated two men at once on SmackDown as he dispatched of Primo and Epico. Ryback used to do that regularly against local enhancement talent when the WWE was trying to build him up, but he had gotten away from that in recent weeks. Ryback did beat 3MB on Raw last week, though, so it's clear that the writers are trying to make the Big Hungry look strong ahead of 'Mania.

Ryback is scheduled to face Mark Henry, who defeated Santino Marella in short order on Raw. Ryback and Henry have been made to look like equals thus far, including during a weightlifting competition on SmackDown last week. Neither man has really gotten the better of the other, so it's fair to call the build a success.

The odds are obviously in Ryback's favor when it comes to winning at WrestleMania since he is a young up-and-comer, while Henry is a veteran. Ryback hasn't won a meaningful pay-per-view yet and he is actually on quite a PPV losing streak at the moment. With that said, Ryback has looked good since Elimination Chamber and is finally starting to regain momentum. The win over Primo and Epico should put him in good position heading into WrestleMania.



Team Rhodes Scholars and Bell Twins Mock Tons of Funk and Funkadactyls

In an effort to add a bit of comedic relief between SmackDown matches, Team Rhodes Scholars and the Bella Twins cut a promo on their WrestleMania XXIX opponents, Tons of Funk and the Funkadactyls. According to the spoiler report, they dressed up like their adversaries and proceeded to mock them until Brodus Clay, Sweet T, Cameron and Naomi exacted some revenge.

The Bellas faced the Funkadactyls last night on Raw and came away victorious. Team Rhodes Scholars and the Bellas have seemingly gotten the best of their funky opponents at each and every turn, so it was important for the faces to pick up a bit of momentum before WrestleMania, even if it is just going to be a throwaway match on the card.

It initially seemed like the match might be put on the pre-show, but all indications are that it will be on the main card. Although the match won't be anything to write home about, it gives the WWE some flexibility in terms of time. If other matches run long, then this is a match that can end in a minute or less without anyone complaining. It can also act as a buffer between two high-caliber showdowns. Regardless of how the WWE decides to handle it, a win seems likely for Tons of Funk and the Funkadactyls.





Jack Swagger Defeated Kofi Kingston

Since returning to WWE programming a few weeks prior to Elimination Chamber, Jack Swagger has been a dominant force. Not only has the self-professed "Real American" won match after match, but he has also made life miserable for World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio as well as Ricardo Rodriguez. In order to give Swagger one last rub before his match with Del Rio at 'Mania, he defeated Kofi Kingston via the Patriot Act ankle lock on SmackDown.

Kingston has been a jobber to the stars as of late in losing to many of the main-event-caliber and upper-mid-card heels. Swagger has taken him down on a couple occasions, but it hasn't really mattered who Swagger has faced. He is arguably on the biggest roll of anyone in the company ahead of WrestleMania as he won the Elimination Chamber match to become No. 1 contender and has proceeded to lay waste to everyone in his path.

Like Swagger, Del Rio has looked good as well, so it's very difficult to say who will come out on top at WrestleMania. Conventional wisdom would seem to suggest that Del Rio will win since a heel is holding the Money in the Bank briefcase in the form of Dolph Ziggler. At the same time, Swagger could win and drop the title to a face a couple months down the line. If nothing else, this 'Mania match should be quite unpredictable.

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The rest of the show will all be filled with WM Axxess segments and maybe a promo or two for some of Sunday's matches. Other than that, pretty "MEH" :-\:| this week. I for one will probably not be watching.

Lock Jaw
04-02-2013, 02:09 PM
At least one of my guys wrestles.

Juan
04-02-2013, 02:16 PM
These spoilers read like a high school mid-term essay

James Steele
04-02-2013, 02:19 PM
I'm interested in Vince's "big reveal" since I initially thought it'd be the announcement of Diddy performing, but they announced that on RAW.

DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2013, 03:03 PM
These spoilers read like a high school mid-term essay

Blame the person that wrote them. I just CTRL + C ---> CTRL + V'd 'em. :o

owenbrown
04-02-2013, 03:10 PM
These spoilers read like a high school mid-term essay

the same could be said for 95 % of Noid's posts

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2013, 03:11 PM
They only do a couple relatively meaningless matches with mostly Axxess stuff every Smackdown before WrestleMania.

Savio
04-02-2013, 03:20 PM
They only do a couple relatively meaningless matches <s>with mostly Axxess stuff</s> every Smackdown <s>before WrestleMania.</s>

Savio
04-02-2013, 03:21 PM
If they decide to have a US title match on WM it will be phenomenally stupid that they did not build anything up for it on this show.

DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2013, 03:22 PM
They only do a couple relatively meaningless matches with mostly Axxess stuff every Smackdown before WrestleMania.

So then DON'T READ SPOILERS, DON'T WATCH THE SHOW and most importantly, QUIT BITCHING!

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2013, 03:28 PM
... What the shit are you PMSing about, DAMNiNATOR?

DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2013, 03:52 PM
Did you really feel the need to point out the obvious in that post?

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2013, 03:59 PM
You literally bitched about how the spoilers were pretty "MEH", I pointed out that the pre-WM Smackdown is always just a few meaningless matches and mostly Axxess stuff and you bitched about ME BITCHING.

lol

DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2013, 04:17 PM
LOL, whatever. You're impossible. All you exist for on this site is to come in to the wrestling threads and stir whatever kind of shit you can with anyone you want because you think it's the "cool" thing to do.

Just fuck off.

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2013, 04:24 PM
The rest of the show will all be filled with WM Axxess segments and maybe a promo or two for some of Sunday's matches. Other than that, pretty "MEH" :-\:| this week. I for one will probably not be watching.

They only do a couple relatively meaningless matches with mostly Axxess stuff every Smackdown before WrestleMania.

So then DON'T READ SPOILERS, DON'T WATCH THE SHOW and most importantly, QUIT BITCHING!

LOL, whatever. You're impossible. All you exist for on this site is to come in to the wrestling threads and stir whatever kind of shit you can with anyone you want because you think it's the "cool" thing to do.

Just fuck off.

lol. This really just happened.

Juan
04-02-2013, 04:39 PM
That's what you get for willingly interacting with DAMN iNATOR. You only have yourself to blame

The Jayman
04-02-2013, 04:45 PM
You should have known better #1-wwf-fan

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2013, 04:49 PM
I am not familiar with the DAMN iNATOR effect. You'll have to excuse me.

The Jayman
04-02-2013, 04:50 PM
And what have we learned?

Shadrick
04-02-2013, 04:53 PM
whoa things heated up in here really fast

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2013, 04:54 PM
And what have we learned?

Don't talk to strangers or DAMN iNATOR. :(

Savio
04-02-2013, 04:59 PM
lol. This really just happened.
Oh shit you gonna take that from him DAMN iNATOR?

DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2013, 05:03 PM
Oh shit you gonna take that from him DAMN iNATOR?

I "revenge" negged his ass. Although to be fair he's totall right about not talking to me. Dunno about the strangers part though...:shifty:

Savio
04-02-2013, 05:04 PM
I "revenge" negged his ass.
Awwww shit #1-wwf-fan, he's punkin you out!

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2013, 05:05 PM
Shit just got real.

DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2013, 05:09 PM
Hate to say it folks but it looks like #1-wwf-fan's really droppin’ the urn right now...

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2013, 05:11 PM
This has become a "MEH" topic. I for one will not be subscribing.

Lock Jaw
04-02-2013, 05:30 PM
This has become a "MEH" topic. I for one will not be subscribing.

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MoFo
04-02-2013, 05:39 PM
Smackdown is Serious Business.