Round 1 Hottest Chick in Wrestling Tourny: Battle Royal!!!!!!!

[Bad News Gertner]

Maryse easily disposed of Terri Runnels and moved onto the second round. Due to unpopular demand, tonights match up will be a battle royal for those women who didn't make the tourny. Winner gets the 6th seed and faces Kaitlyn.

Mickie James

Miss Kitty

Beth Phoenix

Natalya

Eve Torres

Michelle McCool

Ashley Massaro

Nitro Girl Chae

Victoria

Maxine

[Bad News Gertner]

There you go Iginfest. Even went the extra yard of including pics

[VSG]

I actually had a thing for Ashley when she debuted but I think Eve is the best choice here.

[Juan]

Mickey James

[Bad News Gertner]

Kinda forgot how hott Ashley Massaro was.

[Lock Jaw]

Either Eve or Maxine. Will have to deliberate more on this.

[Lock Jaw]

No Nitro Girl Spice means the tourny has a COMPLETE LOSS OF CREDIBILITY though.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgl01qdbri1qzx70zo1_500.png

[Lock Jaw]

Nah, you did good. Listening to "the people" and including "fatties".

[#1-norm-fan]

How did Mickie and Eve not make it to begin with!?! I'm not even THAT big of an Eve fan but people creamed over her pretty hard.

[#1-norm-fan]

Also agreed that Spice is hot and Chae looks like a man.

[Bad News Gertner]

No Nitro Girl Spice means the tourny has a COMPLETE LOSS OF CREDIBILITY though.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgl01qdbri1qzx70zo1_500.png

lol I honestly had her on the list because I LOVED her, but I thought you the people would shit all over her.

[Bad News Gertner]

How did Mickie and Eve not make it to begin with!?! I'm not even THAT big of an Eve fan but people creamed over her pretty hard.

Mickie was originally the 6th seed, but people whined that such hotties as Beth Phoenix and Nattie weren't in it, so Mickie had to go in the Battle Royal

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh. Well in that case, Mickie better win.

[Fignuts]

If this were based on asses alone, Victoria would win the whole contest. The rest of her is pretty great too. Almost feel like she shoulda been in the main tourney.

[Skippord]

I went with Mickie James

loved Ashley Massaro when I was younger. Not a huge fan of how tan she apparently was though.

[Fignuts]

Several of these girls should be replacing AJ, in my opinion.

[stultiloquy]

lol I honestly had her on the list because I LOVED her, but I thought you the people would shit all over her.
Actually, Spice would've had my vote over all these other girls too.:D

[Skippord]

would've liked to include Nitro Girl Rose McGowan

[Asmo]

Show some love for Maxine people.

[Bad News Gertner]

Several of these girls should be replacing AJ, in my opinion.

Ohhhhhhh trust me, Mae Young is hotter than AJ. At least Mae has tits.

[James Steele]

Went with Eve. Almost went with Mickie James though.

[Asmo]

Wait a second. Was Maria a part of this tournament?

[Bad News Gertner]

Yes, she advanced into Round 2.

[The Whole F'n Show]

Went with Eve. Almost went with Mickie James though.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Went with Mickie, although I'd be fine with Eve winning.

I never found Michelle McCool to be terribly attractive, but that's easily the best pic of her I've seen.</font>

[Classy and Gassy]

went with Eve despite having a thing for Beth Phoenix

[drave]

Hardcore Cuntry.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

No Bellas. All credibility lost :nono:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nah wouldn't have voted either of them anyway. Was tough between Eve and Ashley for me, went with Eve though. Miss Kitty and Beth were considered as well. Think a bunch of these should've gone in over ECW girls and Debra though.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh shit, what about Stephanie?!?!

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

I went with Eve with Mickie being a close second.

[Bad News Gertner]

Nah wouldn't have voted either of them anyway. Was tough between Eve and Ashley for me, went with Eve though. Miss Kitty and Beth were considered as well. Think a bunch of these should've gone in over ECW girls and Debra though.

They would have been low seeds and would have be bounced early. Some got in as nostalgia. Either way, the chicks in round 2 would have been there regardless.

[The Jayman]

Mickie James

[Corporate CockSnogger]

They would have been low seeds and would have be bounced early. Some got in as nostalgia. Either way, the chicks in round 2 would have been there regardless.

Yeah I know, I'm just being antagonistic for the sake of it now. But still... Steph McMahon! I'd have probably voted her over everyone bar the obvious ones like Stacy, Trish, Maria.

[Ruien]

Mickie was originally the 6th seed, but people whined that such hotties as Beth Phoenix and Nattie weren't in it, so Mickie had to go in the Battle Royal

And you see how many votes they have received! Silly Gertner, you know nothing about who is hot and who is not.

[Keith]

Mickie James is a natural beauty.

[Innovator]

Eve.

[Frank Drebin]

Gonna vote Eve here because its a two hoarse (insert Lilian Garcia joke here) race and shes the hotter of the two. Otherwise I would have voted for Ashley. Not going to waste my vote on a 3rd party candidate at this point. Bracket of integrity.

[blak23]

I think some of these women were hotter than women put in the tourney

[Corndad]

Mickie just over Eve for me. As stated in previous thread there was nothing hotter then the Trish/Mickie stuff heading into Mania 22.

[Curd]

Piggie James sustained the biggest push of any modern women's wrestler overall. Though losing to Trish, Lita, and Victoria more often than not, MJ has been treated like an unstoppable force in every other fed she's wrestled. I'd say her backstage political power makes her the Hulk Hogan of Women's Wrestling, and if she ever wrestled April Hunter (another prima donna with immense backstage power), I'd be interested in whether either agrees to job... which might explain why they've never faced each other!

Miss Kitty is like a younger, smaller, brunette Debra. Okay, but not going to win in such a crowded field.

Beth needs to get an hourglass abdomen before I'll consider her "hot." Next!

Natalya is alright but has knobby facial features.

Eve reminds me of Brooke Burke who used to host E! Goes Wild in the late 90s and early 2000s, but I'm not into her backstabbing character. I feel more inclined to "BOOOO" than to get an erection from looking at her.

Chae might be fun for some boobie bongo, but I'm not into Koreans like Kevin Nash is.

Victoria reminds me of Teri Weigel and had some hot innuendo going with the Young Bucks. I vote her!

Maxine is alright in that photo but lost a lot of sex appeal when she donned that kid-friendly cheerleader outfit as a Funkadactyl.

Ashley Massaro combines Italian facial features with the blonde hair and curves of a Swede. I like Victoria just a bit more than her. Almost!

Michelle McCool is fairly hot but reminds me of a generic girl-next-door who you could find at your local video rental place or maybe waiting tables at the mom-and-pop diner. So not enough of the "wow" factor...

Although not a choice, I'll address her because of the mention in the comments: Spice has Paige eyes, e.g. TOO BIG (although that's as much of a non-PC reason as voting against Asian women for having too-small eyes).

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Feel like Miss Kitty's pretty underrated in the overall scheme of things. She was amazing while she was with Jarrett and then as mini-Chyna too.

[VSG]

Maxine is alright in that photo but lost a lot of sex appeal when she donned that kid-friendly cheerleader outfit as a Funkadactyl.

What?

[XCaliber]

Wasn't a easy pick but I decided to go with Victoria since there's already a great crop of blondes that have a way better chance of winning.

[parkmania]

Mickie James.

Was never overly impressed with Stacy "Miss Kitty/The Kat/Mini-Chyna" Carter.
I'd be too afraid Beth would break me in half.
I like Natalya but ever since Lay-Cool showed a image of her with the Anvil beard that's all I can think of.
Eve was always "Generic Brunette #12" to me.
Chae needed more air time to get my vote.
Victoria ALMOST got there with her crazy chick gimmick, but "crazy bi" beats "crazy insane".
Maxine needs a nosejob badly.
Ashley needs a sandwich. I'd be afraid I'd break her in half.
Michelle was "Generic Blonde #295".

[Emperor Smeat]

Tough choice between Eve and Mickie but went with Eve.

[ron the dial]

eve is the correct answer. not sure how she ended up in a battle royal to begin with. gorgeous woman.

[Theo Dious]

I can't believe Eve is losing to Mickie James. This is obscene.

[Theo Dious]

Eve was always "Generic Brunette #12" to me.

You are either retarded or visually impaired.

[#1-norm-fan]

Bitch got man chin.

[ron the dial]

yeah the chin of a gorgeous man

[Lock Jaw]

I want to vote for Maxine, but I can see that it would pretty much be a waste of my vote right now. So I will continue to hold onto my vote for the clutch LAST MINUTE.







(And then probably forget to vote at all)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Eve Marie Torres.

[PrettyCool]

My high school gym teacher's last name was Torres. He was a monstrous buff .ad and taught powerlifting

[Theo Dious]

My high school gym teacher's last name was Torres. He was a monstrous buff .ad and taught powerlifting

My high school chemistry teacher's last names was James. He was about 80 and looked like he had a scrotum dangling from under his chin.

[Nicky Fives]

Mickie gets the nod for me over McRib.....

[PrettyCool]

I voted Natalya because I have a fetish thing for imagining her crushing me with her musxular thighs

[Ruien]

Its a good thing we put Beth and Natalya in this tourny. They gathered so many votes.

[Theo Dious]

Eve is losing solely on the basis of never having mimed cunnilingus at Wrestlemania.

[Frank Drebin]

Everyone who voted for Victoria is into bdsm.

[BigCrippyZ]

Really torn here between Eve and Mickie James. Really would've love to have seen Steph in this too! Between the 3 of them, there's no telling who I would've picked.

[Fignuts]

Everyone who voted for Victoria is into bdsm.

So?

[Skippord]

I probably would've gone Victoria had I thought more about it.

[Tom Guycott]

Gonna forgo the question on how the asian chick "looks like a man" in the same gallery up against Eve (I would think it would make her look even more feminine up against Eve's action hero chistled jawline) to ask the more baffling question of HOW people even remembered Chae and Spice, but not Mrs. DDP?

[#1-norm-fan]

Mrs. DDP was already in the tourni.

[Frank Drebin]

I probably would've gone Victoria had I thought more about it.

Her new bar isn't terribly far from me. Wonder if its good. Haven't seen any reviews. I'll head over there and ask her if I can take some pics of her boobs and cooter to post here.

[Tom Guycott]

Mrs. DDP was already in the tourni.

I know. But there was a lot of "I don't remember her" floating around in that match. Chae wasn't even one of the "Double Duty" Nirto Girls, like Tygress or Booker T's wife.

Just found that odd is all.

[Gerard]

Ashley Massaro? Seriously? She went from good looking to crack whore in the space of a couple of months.

[Bad News Gertner]

I'm sorry but I'm not going to sit here and let you talk smack about crackwhores!

[Bad News Gertner]

Btw winner faces Kaitlyn which will take place later tonight.

[Savio]

Tedious never says any positive things in these threads

[Corporate CockSnogger]

With the way this is going my vote in the next round is pretty simple.

Eve > Kaitlyn > Mickie James

[KyleEmmott]

If Stephanie was included than I would've voted for her, and I'm pretty sure she would've won too...

[Black Widow]

Mickie just over Eve for me. As stated in previous thread there was nothing hotter then the Trish/Mickie stuff heading into Mania 22.

[VSG]

Btw winner faces Kaitlyn which will take place later tonight.

Gonna have to dig up pics of the popular "And they fired Aloisia for having "erotic pictures" on the web- The Official Kaitlyn Thread now featuring AJ!" thread: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=106657

[Curd]

Her new bar isn't terribly far from me. Wonder if its good. Haven't seen any reviews. I'll head over there and ask her if I can take some pics of her boobs and cooter to post here.

Tara's husband is the head cook at her pizzeria! Be discrete! :D

[Curd]

I voted Natalya because I have a fetish thing for imagining her crushing me with her musxular thighs

Hee hee! Remember that most of winning at apartment wrestling is to guard your neck and wedge your elbows into her thighs if she tries to lock on a scissors hold! ;)

[Bad News Gertner]

If Stephanie was included than I would've voted for her, and I'm pretty sure she would've won too...

I swear to God I'm going to punch you and Iginfest in the mouth