25,000 Posts -- A Journey Through Immortality (#Ask #JamesSteele #Questions)

[James Steele]

Ask me questions, and I will answer them honestly.

[el bobbo]

What does HHH taste like?

[Shadrick]

^^^That was gonna be my question

[whiteyford]

el bobbo getting in first with everyones question.

[Ruien]

If Triple H never became a wrestler who would you have chosen to fuck instead?

[whiteyford]

Who/what would you book for HHHs last ever match?

[DaveBrawl]

What happened with HHH and HBK on Raw as I skipped that part for a few minutes of Mass Effect 2?

[ron the dial]

if you had to choose 1 HHH moment to enjoy for the rest of your life, and only 1, which one would you choose and why?

[Classy and Gassy]

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[James Steele]

What does HHH taste like?

Unicorn piss (aka Cream Soda)

[James Steele]

^^^That was gonna be my question

You need to be quicker on the draw, kid.

[James Steele]

el bobbo getting in first with everyones question.

whiteyford - my reigning JamesSteele Poster of the Year! You might be the first man to win back-to-back JSPotY Awards.

[James Steele]

If Triple H never became a wrestler who would you have chosen to fuck instead?

I have never "fuck"ed Triple H. Chris Jericho would be next in line. I've loved Chris Jericho ever since I was a little boy watching Nitro. First bad guy I liked.

[James Steele]

Who/what would you book for HHHs last ever match?

Ideally, it'd be Shawn Michaels. I believe the HBK/HHH feud is the greatest rivalry and series of matches of the decade. If HBK would refuse to have "one more match", then I'd choose CM Punk. I think Punk/HHH had that same special chemistry that Punk/Cena do.

[James Steele]

What happened with HHH and HBK on Raw as I skipped that part for a few minutes of Mass Effect 2?

HBK said he'd be in HHH's corner and that he better kick Brock Lesnar's ass.

[James Steele]

if you had to choose 1 HHH moment to enjoy for the rest of your life, and only 1, which one would you choose and why?

HHH/Austin from No Way Out 2001 or from No Mercy 99.

[James Steele]

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How ever much wood it would take for you to choke and die on an ostrich cock.

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[Savio]

When was the last time you have seen another mans penis (who was not in a porno)?

[MoFo]

Would you still be a Triple H fan if Stephanie stayed with Test and he got the mega push instead?

[Savio]

How would you feel if HHH snapped and became a badass submission machine?

[Volare]

If you could become any one body part of Triple H what would it be?

[Razzamajazz]

Is Triple H?

[whiteyford]

How would you feel if HHH snapped and became a badass submission machine?

If you could become any one body part of Triple H what would it be?

Pretty sure there's a quad joke to made here.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I've often wondered, what is more glorious, Triple H's facial hair or Triple H's head hair?

[James Steele]

When was the last time you have seen another mans penis (who was not in a porno)?

When I google'd "rhino cock" and "ostrich penis" earlier.

[James Steele]

Would you still be a Triple H fan if Stephanie stayed with Test and he got the mega push instead?

Yes. Triple H was already well established as the Heel of the Gods by that point.

[James Steele]

How would you feel if HHH snapped and became a badass submission machine?

I'd like it. Indian Deathlock > All (except Texas Cloverleaf)

[James Steele]

If you could become any one body part of Triple H what would it be?

Duh. I'd be his right eyeball.

[James Steele]

Is Triple H?

Triple H is.

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[James Steele]

I've often wondered, what is more glorious, Triple H's facial hair or Triple H's head hair?

It is a tie. If Triple H had never done the mutton chops look from 05-07, the glorious hairline would have squeaked out an epic victory.

[James Steele]

Pretty sure there's a quad joke to made here.

Let's not make light of a very serious issue. How many wrestlers could still be so fucking good after having both quads surgically repaird on top of the knee injuries and general wear and tear? None bar HBK, I say.

[Perry Saturn]

What would you if HHH came out at Wrestlemania the "Connecticut Blueblood" Hunter Hearst Helmsley?

[James Steele]

What would you if HHH came out at Wrestlemania the "Connecticut Blueblood" Hunter Hearst Helmsley?

I'd secretly mark out and rewind it constantly to look at the reactions of the crowd and BROCK LESNAR.

[James Steele]

Also, which theme would he use?

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or

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lkD_Dem-0cU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Shadrick]

On a scale from 1-10, how majestic is HHH's hairline? 1 being amazingly majestic, 10 being superbly majestic?

[Joesgonnakillyou]

If you had to pick one HHH match where you can change the outcome so he lost, which one would it be?

and

If you had to pick one HHH match where you can change the outcome so he won, which one would it be?

[MoFo]

Should Trips surpass Ric Flair and become 17 TIME Champion of the worlds?