The Official Wrestlemania 29 thread: #PrayingforTPWWServers

[rated rjo]

These guys know how to tell a story in the ring!

[GD]

CM Punk is literally carrying Taker through the match.

[Theo Dious]

sweep them CM Punk chants under the rug JBL

Announcers have to go kayfabe too. See also: claims by JR at WM18 that the crowd was 50/50 for Rock/Hogan.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Russian Leg Sweep: Most underrated move

its a side russian leg sweep faggot

[Supreme Olajuwon]

awesome side russian leg sweep faggot from Punk there

[Skippord]

my mistake

[Seth82]

It's just now occurring to me... whoever had mortician duties for Paul Bearer's funeral must have had the surreal experience of a lifetime...

that and the fact that William Moody was also a real licensed mortician.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Theo Dious]

Did Heyman just attempt the Vulcan Nerve Pinch on Taker???

[VSG]

Clooooooooooooose fall

[loopydate]

lol @ "What happened? What happened?!?"

[CSL]

literally said "oh no don't dive" out loud

[Mooияakeя™]

They got the same haircut. Takers is just a bit more along.

[Swish]

This matc isn't a Taker we know match, he needs to retire.

[CSL]

gear change

[owenbrown]

I want the crowd to go nuts if Punk kicks out of a Tombstone Piledriver

[CSL]

high spot comingggg

[GD]

The table didn't break :(

[Skippord]

Jesus that table is not a CM Punk fan

[el bobbo]

Oh fuck. The table didnt break.

[Theo Dious]

When did announce tables stop collapsing?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Emperor Smeat]

Punk forgot the Spanish Table no longer approves of being destroyed

[VSG]

Spanish table has really been acting up this year.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Shane O'Mac wouldve broken the table :'(

[CSL]

well that looked uncomfortable. Tables have been such no selling bastards the last few years

[GD]

The WWE is trying really hard to kiss up to the hispanic fans.

[Skippord]

Spanish Announce Table had it's own Wrestlemania moment

[Skippord]

weird that I was rooting for them to kiss there?

[CSL]

lol amazing shot

[Tazz Dan]

That was awesome

[GD]

That was fucking awesome.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'M HAVING FUN!

[Nicky Fives]

Taker's death stare never gets old.....

[Tazz Dan]

REF BUMP

[Aikido]

Favorite new Finisher: The Walking Tombstone

[Supreme Olajuwon]

best Boo-Yeah ever

eat your heart out Stuart Scott

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I LOVE FALSE FINISHES

[Seth82]

what a great match

[Tazz Dan]

Great match

[GD]

Nice match. 21 - 0

[Mooияakeя™]

Gah. That ending. Wanted Heyman to come in. Get another 5 mins out of this.

[Nicky Fives]

match of the night

[rob11]

Early MOTY candidate.

[Swish]

Fuck this shit.... the streak should have ended.

[Seth82]

Damn :(

[Emperor Smeat]

Great match. Crowd was going nuts for a while.

Probably the 2nd best Taker match of the last 5-6 years (HBK retirement match as #1).

[Road Warrior]

that was fun

[Juan]

Awesome in every way

[Nicky Fives]

Taker looked pretty emotional there for a bit....

[Damian Rey]

Great fucking match! Fucking wow!

[Next Big Thing]

I would hate to be the match that has to follow that.

[GD]

No Claudio and no Kofi Kingston.

[Skippord]

Taker's really perfected that look back

[Purgatory]

Really no reason for Punk to win as he's more than likely gonna be taking a few months off.

Which really sucks because now we're gonna be stuck with Monday Night Cena. :(

[GD]

Taker is fucking awesome.

[Skippord]

500,000 dollars worth of Slim Jims

Jesus

[slik]

Match of the night so far.

[rob11]

He could have retired after last year but Taker loves the business that much. He can barely walk anymore but still put on a four star match. Punk is always money and continued to be so.

[Juan]

Brock/HHH on last? I smell a retirement

[owenbrown]

Damn hoping the streak would end but a great match

[CSL]

unreal

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'm totally on board with the Cena redemption schtick if he stops being so happy go lucky

[Mooияakeя™]

Cannot wait for Christian to come back. He is the man to end the streak. I mean, who else is there. It's never believable it will end.

[owenbrown]

enough hype videos

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Triple H/Brock is main eventing this?!

[Mooияakeя™]

I literally imagine all the wrestlers asking or BEGGING to be part of the streak. lol. I've never been convinced anyone would win since 2009

[Savio]

Triple H/Brock is main eventing this?!
Tons of Funk are

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Sounds bad on my stream so can't really hear crowd but that Taker/Punk match was glorious. Dunno, crowd usully makes a bit of a difference

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

False alarm

lol tons of funk forgot all about that match.

[Theo Dious]

Cannot wait for Christian to come back. He is the man to end the streak. I mean, who else is there.

FAHN... DAHN... GOOOOO.

[Skippord]

really hoping Brock wins

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crowd was great for that match most for taker, but a lot of punk chants. Living Coulour made Diddy look foolish with how good they were.

[Theo Dious]

False alarm

lol tons of funk forgot all about that match.

Pre-main event cooldown.

[Mooияakeя™]

FAHN... DAHN... GOOOOO.

CALL!

[Theo Dious]

Crowd was great for that match most for taker, but a lot of punk chants. Living Coulour made Diddy look foolish with how good they were.

One of those performers is from an era where people actually, you know, performed.

[Mooияakeя™]

http://foogos.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wwf3.jpg
http://foogos.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wwf5.jpg

[slik]

SKINNER!

[Theo Dious]

NO CHAPS? I want my money back.

[CSL]

chyeah HBK getting his own entrance :heart:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I think Heyman should earn lifetime employment for how awesome has has been since he came back.

[Next Big Thing]

Shawn really got dressed up for this one. Looks like he just got in from the bait shop.

[slik]

http://foogos.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wwf3.jpg
http://foogos.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wwf5.jpg


Ok, that's amazing.

[GD]

Shawn Michaels is clearly dressed for Mania.

[Nicky Fives]

this match does not need HBK..... love you Shawn, but you are not needed..... I'd rather see Steph/Heyman involved.... maybe even Vinnie Mac or in a swerve, Shane....

[slik]

posting it in the pizza group.

[Theo Dious]

So HBK was a special referee, now he's a cornerman, next year, ring announcer?

[Skippord]

terrified of Brock

[Theo Dious]

Nice hat Brock.

[Tazz Dan]

Damn. Brock is huge.

[GD]

Brock looks ripped.

[Theo Dious]

terrified of Brock

I was too until he came out in a took.

[CSL]

damn Brock is HUGE

[Bad News Gertner]

.

[Theo Dious]

God Brock looks like a Mike Tyson's Punchout character.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Brock looks back to his original playing weight

god damn son

[Next Big Thing]

Owenbrown touches little boys.

Come on Gertie. Can't you leave him alone for Mania? Let's be positive.

[Road Warrior]

Muahahahahahahaah

[Tazz Dan]

Who's idea was it to shine a blacklight on HHH?

[Theo Dious]

Why is HHH covered in Bisquick?

[Savio]

HHH came on himself

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Did someone fill HHH's water bottle with flour?

[Theo Dious]

Come on Gertie. Can't you leave him alone for Mania? Let's be positive.

I'm positive owenbrown touches little boys.

[Next Big Thing]

What the fuck is on Hunter?

[slik]

CASTLE GREYSKULL is at WM

[Theo Dious]

Who's idea was it to shine a blacklight on HHH?

Jeff Hardy's.

[Theo Dious]

What the fuck is on Hunter?

The finest-cut Colombian cocaine. They figured it was the best way to keep it away from Hall this weekend.

[GD]

Triple H without the long hair reminds me of Val Venus.

[slik]

What is it with HHH and bodily fluids in the feud

[Savio]

Why is HHH posing to the crowd? he should be super pissed/focused at brock right now. #Green

[owenbrown]

Owenbrown touches little boys.

don't ruin this thread, Gertner

[Theo Dious]

STOP SAYING WHEELHOUSE ASSHOLE

[RVDmark]

Did someone fill HHH's water bottle with flour?


I'm guessing its a CO2 fire extinguisher they were using for Pyro. Why, I have no idea.

[GD]

Brock's like, if you don't hit me hard, I am going to hit me hard.

[owenbrown]

I'm positive owenbrown touches little boys.

I am positive you are wrong

[rob11]

http://foogos.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wwf3.jpg
http://foogos.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wwf5.jpg
Smack that cheese.

[Next Big Thing]

HHH was doing cocaine and lifting weights all day to get ready for Lesnar.

[Mooияakeя™]

FUCK LANDING ON HIS HEAD.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jeeeeeeeesus Brock got so much bigger lately

[Tazz Dan]

lol at the little girl shitting herself there

[Skippord]

Brock's not so good at the protecting his head thing

[Mooияakeя™]

I'm convinced Lesnar doesn't know how to take bumps anymore. Since his Octagon bollocks, he just doesn't land right. lol.

[Tazz Dan]

I wonder if we'll see the HOF inductees after this?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Bye I am in love with trips

[Theo Dious]

I'm convinced Lesnar doesn't know how to take bumps anymore. Since his Octagon bollocks, he just doesn't land right. lol.

"How do you forget to fall off a 15 foot ladder???"

[Juan]

Damn Brock's chest

[rob11]

This WM is going much better than I thought. Awesome show.

[Tazz Dan]

HBK just randomly wandering around doing nothing.

[GD]

lol that's how you break a table!

[Skippord]

Jesus

[Savio]

lol ROWR!

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[Juan]

lol wow

[CSL]

and there's the most used .gif of the next 12 months

[Tazz Dan]

:( had to leave quickly and end up missing Henry winning.

Was the match any good and how did it end?

This WM is going much better than I thought. Awesome show.

Apart from no backstage segments and too many video packages, this has been a good show all the way through :y:

[Mooияakeя™]

http://oilcapshockey.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Brock-Lesnar-and-the-Oil-Caps-042.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

Have no idea how I managed to quote Smelly meatball there :lol:

[Mooияakeя™]

http://oilcapshockey.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Brock-Lesnar-and-the-Oil-Caps-036.jpg

[Skippord]

I like that guy's sweater

[Mooияakeя™]

Lesnar fused with Daniel Bryan right there.

[Skippord]

Brock only takes pictures with people who have awesome sweaters

[Savio]

Why is this match so slow paced?

[CSL]

because it's about 10 minutes in

[Skippord]

Triple H is a big Passion of the Christ fan

[Juan]

They're called suplexes, Mike.

[PullMyFinger]

The crowd seems so dead.

[PullMyFinger]

Lesnar is a beast FYI - Lesnar not winning is absurd.

[Mooияakeя™]

http://oilcapshockey.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Brock-Lesnar-and-the-Oil-Caps-051.jpg

[Mooияakeя™]

SWEATER POWAH!

[Skippord]

Triple H should've worn a sweater

#BrockKryptonite

[Theo Dious]

Why is this match so slow paced?

The crowd seems so dead.

The two are not unrelated. The previous match drained the crowd. They aren't going to blow themselves up out of the gates when the reaction is bound to be less than it could be.

[Mooияakeя™]

http://oilcapshockey.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Brock-Lesnar-and-the-Oil-Caps-013.jpg

[Skippord]

where did the sweater brigade find Brock Lesnar to take all these pictures?

[GD]

Fuck you Shawn Michaels!

[CSL]

ha you know Shawn isn't taking any standard drop off the apron bump

[Theo Dious]

Hip replacement surgery for HBK now.

[Mooияakeя™]

http://oilcapshockey.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Brock-Lesnar-and-the-Oil-Caps-047.jpg

[Juan]

I bet the Botchamania morons are jizzing themselves right now

[CSL]

hot save from Trips and Michael Cole

[Theo Dious]

BY THE POWER OF KLIQSKULL

[Savio]

Brock seems so stiff

[Theo Dious]

Brock seems so stiff

Why are you looking at his junk.

[CSL]

he was born stiff, I bet he kicked fuck out of his mom during birth

[Theo Dious]

Are they gonna get fined for the chair to the head?

[Savio]

No brock this is how you lost last time!

[Skippord]

pedigree on the steps for the win

[Theo Dious]

Brock forgets what happened the last time he put the stairs in the ring.

[Theo Dious]

Where are the New Age Outlaws for their revenge???

[Savio]

Are they gonna get fined for the chair to the head?
That wasn't his back?

[Theo Dious]

3 matches tonight with a traditional manager at ringside. I approve of this.

[Skippord]

how fired would the director be if this ended with a pin off camera?

[Mooияakeя™]

boring match

[Next Big Thing]

Dude's arm would be snapped by now.

[Theo Dious]

Dear God Lesnar is aroused.

[Mooияakeя™]

http://oilcapshockey.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Brock-Lesnar-and-the-Oil-Caps-048.jpg

[Juan]

lol "break his arm" chant

[Skippord]

that "Break His Arm" chant probably wasn't good

[Seth82]

I wonder if we'll see the HOF inductees after this?

I hope so

[Theo Dious]

Where did Shawn go

[Theo Dious]

BALL SHOT

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Guy I'm watching with "this is slow and boring"

[Theo Dious]

"You sow what you reap?" Come on JBL you're better than that.

[Emperor Smeat]

Think Triple H put in a little extra with the nut shot.

[Theo Dious]

HOLY FUCK

[GD]

Not this fucking way!

[Mooияakeя™]

http://oilcapshockey.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Brock-Lesnar-and-the-Oil-Caps-011.jpg

[Theo Dious]

Whatever Brock isn't good at, his tap fakes are awesome.

[CSL]

getting caught in 3 straight kimuras, no wonder he's not working for Dana anymore

[GD]

Fuck this match sideways.

[Theo Dious]

And I love it when the announcers are too stupid to realize what happened.

[Mooияakeя™]

That roar from HHH was shit.

[Skippord]

called it

[CSL]

lol Triple H's angry cat noise

[GD]

Fuck this company!

[Theo Dious]

JESUS H CHRIST

[Next Big Thing]

Didn't like this match.

[Savio]

great :|

[Krimzon7]

HOLY SHIT AT THAT PEDIGREE!!! ALSO K4L

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The best ever

[Skippord]

lol Triple H's angry cat noise
Triple H auditions for Lion-O in the Thundercats film adaptation

[Theo Dious]

So... Heyman has a guy in a no DQ match and DOESN'T hire the Shield to interfere.

[GD]

I am genuinely upset.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

One more title run. Come onnnnnn

[Theo Dious]

Didn't like this match.

It doesn't like you either.

[VSG]

Man, finally got to come back in here to say these last 2 matches were incredible.

[Theo Dious]

I am genuinely upset.

Don't worry, they'll figure out how to pull your head out of your ass one day.

[Juan]

I'm gonna pop some tags

[rated rjo]

The best thing about Brock Lesnar losses... Brock Lesnar still looks like a beast after the bell rings.

[CSL]

didn't show Foley pinning Jericho #HoldingDownTheMicker

[Next Big Thing]

It's not that serious mane.

[Theo Dious]

Nice suspenders Backlund.

[Damian Rey]

Excellent finish. Wanted Brock to win, but not bad. Better than their SS match.

[Juan]

I've never been so upset in wrestling ever. Except for Eddie Guerrero's death.

lolllllll come on

[Skippord]

I look forward to watching Mick Foley, Trish Stratus, Booker T, and Bob Backlund's speeches

[Theo Dious]

...Bruno looks and sounds like Khali.

[CSL]

Fink :'(

[CSL]

hiiiii Trish

[Juan]

Trish :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

[VSG]

I've never been so upset in wrestling ever. Except for Eddie Guerrero's death.

lol what?

[Skippord]

would I fuck pregnant Trish Stratus? You bet your sweet ass I'd fuck pregnant Trish Stratus

[Theo Dious]

God Backlund could get in there and go an hour right fucking now.

[Next Big Thing]

Not the pop Trump expected I bet.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: booing Trump

[Theo Dious]

would I fuck pregnant Trish Stratus? You bet your sweet ass I'd fuck pregnant Trish Stratus

Most wrestling fans would fuck a pregnant sea lion.

[GD]

lol what?

I am a baby. Brock Lesnar means a lot to me.

[Skippord]

would freak out if Bob Backlund put Donald Trump in the Chickenwing right now

[Bad News Gertner]

.

[Theo Dious]

Not the pop Trump expected I bet.

Please. The idea that Trump doesn't have an accurate self-image is ridiculous.

[Theo Dious]

Owenbrown is not a fan of blacks

I don't know I got positive rep from him twice tonight.

[Mooияakeя™]

DO NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF FRENCH ANYTHING.

[slik]

I love the WMXXX commercial.

[rated rjo]

The lack of pop for Bruno was a downright shame.

[Theo Dious]

DO NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF FRENCH ANYTHING.

Damn straight.

[Theo Dious]

Good they axed the intergender pissbreak.

[CSL]

lol in a bit Brodus

[el bobbo]

Did they have the Planet Funk match or is that the main event?

[VSG]

lol they are bumping that 8 person tag match off the PPV :'(

[Emperor Smeat]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHSNErQCMAAYy1n.jpg


Guess they should have really done 2 pre-show matches if Cena-Rock is starting now.

[Theo Dious]

DAMN LISTEN TO THOSE BOOS

[PullMyFinger]

Booing Cena, it never gets old =D BOO HIM ALL NIGHT

[Theo Dious]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHSNErQCMAAYy1n.jpg

OMG. BEST SIGN EVER.

[Seth82]

The lack of pop for Bruno was a downright shame.

Agreed.

I was shocked that he didn't get really any kind of reaction.

[Juan]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHSNErQCMAAYy1n.jpg

I can't wait

[XL]

No 8 person tag.

[Nicky Fives]

no 8 Man?

[Savio]

Triple H/Brock is main eventing this?!

Tons of Funk are

[VSG]

This has to be the 1st time there have been so few fillers and yet had to bump a match off the card.

[Mooияakeя™]

So how would he turn HEEL exactly? Seriously. He gets booed. Rock is the major face here. What can he do exactly? He's already said he'll do whatever to win. so....

[loopydate]

Eight people are disappointed to see the mixed tag pulled from the card.

[Theo Dious]

Oh ok the shitty match will be on the YouTube post-show.