mike adamle's Original 4/15/13 World Wrestling Entertainment Monday Night Raw Starring Brock Lesnar Thread

[#1-norm-fan]

I like that they've given Ryback a genuine beef with Cena. They can feud for a while and if Ryback wins the title, they can even go back to full-fledged face with him after the feud.

[Droford]

Itd be funny if the Shield helps Cena win

[Cool King]

When Heyman says "Old School Steel Cage Match", does he mean the old blue cage? :shifty:

[Droford]

When Heyman says "Old School Steel Cage Match", does he mean the old blue cage? :shifty:
only one way to find out..

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Got no problem with Cena with the title, but I don't want Ryback to lose another PPV match. Would quite like a Ryback title reign for a while.

[Bad News Gertner]

I don't ever want to hear Ryback can't cut a promo again

[Droford]

lol

[el bobbo]

How many wrestlers, besides Road Dogg, have ever landed the pump-handle slam?

[Arrogance]

What the fuck? Truth won?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Well... That happened...

[CSL]

well that was a bit odd

[Cool King]

Kofi beats Antonio and Truth beats Barrett?

What's going on!?

[Poit]

So, Truth wins after the announcers totally ignore his finisher? What?

[Droford]

I don't ever want to hear Ryback can't cut a promo again
like to see him cut that same promo not in front of a camera backstage

[Droford]

JackDolph explodes!

[Poit]

FAN-DAN-GO!

[Theo Dious]

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH VICKIE GURRERRO

[Cool King]

FANDANGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Fandangooooooo

[Road Warrior]

I wish Brad Maddox was on tv more

[Kris P Lettus]

like to see him cut that same promo not in front of a camera backstage


in front of a mirror in his bedroom

[Corndad]

Well looks like RTruth winning Battle Royal on Weds.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I have no idea who has what role and what level of power out of Vickie, Teddy, Booker and Brad

[Savio]

maybe barrett was supposed to kick out

[CSL]

So, Truth wins after the announcers totally ignore his finisher? What?

not sure that was supposed to be the finish, the delay in the music playing, the feeling of "wtf" that came from everybody involved, the announcers reactions, Wade's wide-eyed "where am I" face straight after, Truth's reaction etc, maybe Wade got knocked silly taking that bump and simply didn't kick out

[slik]

I got so excited at Fandango I legit accidentally refreshed my stream and then temp freaked I lost internet connection.

[Kris P Lettus]

I have no idea who has what role and what level of power out of Vickie, Teddy, Booker and Brad

yeah me neither

its all rather confusing and pointless imo

[#1-norm-fan]

not sure that was supposed to be the finish, the delay in the music playing, the feeling of "wtf" that came from everybody involved, the announcers reactions, Wade's wide-eyed "where am I" face straight after, Truth's reaction etc, maybe Wade got knocked silly taking that bump and simply didn't kick out

If that's the case, I wish it were a title match.

[Cool King]

Natalya really needs to get back to in-ring action.

[GD]

lol at the fans giving Khali the middle finger :lol:

[Kris P Lettus]

YES

MY BOY

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Tag team match? Is fandango gonna team with Jericho?

[Kris P Lettus]

santino is the absolute best

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Huh, thought they said Fandango was next

[el bobbo]

SILENCE.

[Corndad]

Natalya really needs to get back to in-ring action.

This.

[Theo Dious]

...these two guys had the most ineffectual tag team break up ever.

[slik]

Natalya really needs to get back to in-ring action.

Was just thinking the same thing.

[CSL]

Tag team match? Is fandango gonna team with Jericho?

Jericho's over here atm

[Heisenberg]

Rhodes Scholars here to save this segment

[#1-norm-fan]

Well it appears Santino's win streak may be ending here at 1.

[Cool King]

Did Khali even tag Santino in?

[el bobbo]

The Elbow of Disdain from the Duke of Decency.

[Providence Peep]

Can someone tell me where Ted DiBiase has been lately?

[Corndad]

Remember when Santino was one of the most over guys and almost won an Elimination Chamber Match

[Cool King]

lol Cody. "Are you serious? You're not even doing it right!"

[#1-norm-fan]

Well that wasn't all that squashy. I'll take it.

[mike adamle]

It's kind of crazy that Kane was able to fly back in time for Raw after being in Boston setting off pyro only a few hours earlier

[Cool King]

Remember when Santino was one of the most over guys and almost won an Elimination Chamber Match

And don't forget the Royal Rumble too!

[slik]

Rhodes Scholars had to cheat to beat Santino and Khali?

...


...


...

[el bobbo]

How is Fandango going to get this crowd interested?

[Arrogance]

What are the odds on South Carolina Fandangoing?

[#1-norm-fan]

Tease Fandango for one more commercial break. MAKE THAT CROWD HUNGER FOR HIM!!!

[Providence Peep]

How is Fandango going to get this crowd interested?

I bet this crowd won't be Fandango-ing.

[el bobbo]

Remember when Santino was one of the most over guys and almost won an Elimination Chamber Match

That was a dark time in the lives of the WWE Universe.

[slik]

Rockpocalypse looks awful.

[dronepool]

Rockpocalypse? Really?

[CSL]

What are the odds on South Carolina Fandangoing?

there'll be mutterings of the Fandango theme, probably not much more than that. Now when they come over here on the other hand...

;)

[Providence Peep]

Yeah, so about the whereabouts of Ted Dibiase........

[#1-norm-fan]

Rhodes Scholars had to cheat to beat Santino and Khali?

...


...


...

Not really. What's wrong with putting Rhodes Scholars over as heels while not making Santino look like COMPLETE shit?

[CSL]

Rockpocalypse looks awful.

Rockpocalypse? Really?

hey guys! let's bitch some more about the free game aimed at kids that affects you in no way whatsoever/that you can easily pretend doesn't exist! :y:

[#1-norm-fan]

Expectations for this crowd giving the proper response to Fandango are low.

[CSL]

haha they're really trying to get this over, :heart: it

[GD]

Trying so hard.

[dronepool]

Are they trying this hard for people to redo it?

[ClockShot]

Back in time to see the man.

[Volare]

Over pushing = killing it...

[slik]

WWE better not ruin Fandango.

[el bobbo]

PETA did it?

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh God. They're gonna try too hard to get people to do it. Don't force this down people's throats dammit!

[Corndad]

Love this is a thing LOL

[Droford]

this makes zero sense

[dronepool]

Aww, Fandango is Vince's dancing knight in shining tights.

[Immortal Moose]

FANDANGO!

[Arrogance]

Well, one thing is for sure, that girl is sexy as all hell.

[el bobbo]

I don't think that SC likes this amount of homo-eroticism.

[Arrogance]

rofl It is dead silent in there.

[Cool King]

lol this is actually happening.

[GD]

The crowd is pathetic.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol Everton vs "the rangers"

[el bobbo]

Even though it's not homo-erotic.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yep. This is about what I expected.

[Emperor Smeat]

A lot quieter than last RAW or on Smackdown.

[ClockShot]

Pyro failure.

[CSL]

this isn't trying hard really, it's trying to get them behind it/familiarize them with it, 80% of that crowd probably haven't been near the internet/have no idea what the deal is

[Gone Mad]

I thought the crowd was gonna be like when Bart was the I Didnt Do It kid.

WUZZLE WUZZAH?

[rob11]

He will get a huge reaction next week in London.

[#1-norm-fan]

I miss last week's crowd. :'(

And WWE's awareness of the fact that "Fandangoing" was a thing.

[Corndad]

I miss last week's crowd so much already.

[Cool King]

So is Fandango heel or face?

[GD]

this isn't trying hard really, it's trying to get them behind it/familiarize them with it, 80% of that crowd probably haven't been near the internet/have no idea what the deal is

The Internet?

http://mimg.ugo.com/200808/5825/SexDrive-SethGreen.jpg

[slik]

Crowd reacted to that!

[Arrogance]

lol At the idiot trying to Fandango on the air horn.

[#1-norm-fan]

Most of that crowd is a bunch of liars. Not that many people were Fandangoing just now and all of a sudden they wanna go Fandangoing with Fandango? POSERS!

[Droford]

no fahndahngoing for you

[Next Big Thing]

This is really bad. London should be better next week. We don't Chachalala in the South.

[#1-norm-fan]

I want him to literally take the crowd Fandangoing out on the street ala Andy Kaufman taking the crowd out for milk and cookies.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: still trolling the crowd.

[Droford]

go fahn dahn go your yourselves

[slik]

Now the crowd is down the 'Go.

[Immortal Moose]

:lol:

[Cool King]

So he's still a heel then.

Good.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah! Go Fandango yourselves, you fucking hicks!

[Arrogance]

Yeah! Go Fandango yourselves, you fucking hicks!

[Corndad]

Who would have thought he would be the NXT winner most over at this point in time. Barrett and Kaitlyn are in the back crying somewhere together. Kaval is watching from a trailer somewhere on TV lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Dead silence for Cena? Is this being shown to the live crowd??

[Immortal Moose]

Who would have thought he would be the NXT winner most over at this point in time. Barrett and Kaitlyn are in the back crying somewhere together. Kaval is watching from a trailer somewhere on TV lol

:( Still don't like that he didn't work out.

[Keith]

I felt awkward watching the whole Fandango promo.

Crowd just wasn't into it.

[slik]

Cena, you are the shittiest friend since Hulk Hogan.

[slik]

Wait, Cena didn't get a massive pop.

!?

[Cool King]

If the WWE want the crowd to always go Fandangoing, then they should go down the Daniel Bryan route and make Fandango hate Fandangoing, so the crowd always do it to annoy Fandango.

[rob11]

I know it will be taped but next week's crowd will be closer to last week's than this week's. England, save us all!

[#1-norm-fan]

Who would have thought he would be the NXT winner most over at this point in time. Barrett and Kaitlyn are in the back crying somewhere together. Kaval is watching from a trailer somewhere on TV lol

O'Neil and Young are playing rock-paper-scissors to decide who wins the last season and gets to join those three in their sadness.

[Droford]

philips has a thing called IDFAQME?

[Corndad]

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[Immortal Moose]

The only alcohol I have left is a Moosehead that I think is about seven years old and some rum...

[Keith]

This crowd didn't even react to Cena.

This crowd sucks ass.

[Road Warrior]

I felt awkward watching the whole Fandango promo.

Crowd just wasn't into it.

Same here, really forced and awkward.

[Poit]

not sure that was supposed to be the finish, the delay in the music playing, the feeling of "wtf" that came from everybody involved, the announcers reactions, Wade's wide-eyed "where am I" face straight after, Truth's reaction etc, maybe Wade got knocked silly taking that bump and simply didn't kick out

Even worse, wwe.com is reporting Truth won with the wrong finisher.

[Corndad]

O'Neil and Young are playing rock-paper-scissors to decide who wins the last season and gets to join those three in their sadness.

REDEMPTION!!!!

[Cool King]

Who would have thought he would be the NXT winner most over at this point in time. Barrett and Kaitlyn are in the back crying somewhere together. Kaval is watching from a trailer somewhere on TV lol

Well Kaitlyn can easily fix that with a little thing called "Playboy".

[#1-norm-fan]

This crowd didn't even react to Cena.

This crowd sucks ass.

I can only assume they didn't show him to the live crowd for some reason. No way he doesn't get SOME kind of a reaction.

[rob11]

They should have gone to Canada before going to Europe. Any Canadian crowd would have been red hot tonight.

[Droford]

the fandango thing is for sophisticated northern and european crowds. They need to get some redneck country line dancer for he southern fans

[Savio]

Character wise Dolph should have loved for that match to take place

[Keith]

Does Big E hit AJ tonite?

[Droford]

JackDolph..nooo

[el bobbo]

Dolph has the title on his ass FTW.

[el bobbo]

The only alcohol I have left is a Moosehead that I think is about seven years old and some rum...

Rum it up.

[Keith]

Dolph needs to drop AJ and Big E.

And WWE needs to give him some more mic time.

[el bobbo]

Does Big E hit AJ tonite?

Should they make an edgy angle out of that?

[Droford]

will dolph's mitb cash in reign be more sucessful than swaggers?

[Immortal Moose]

Well Kaitlyn can easily fix that with a little thing called "Playboy".

http://i.minus.com/ibgDTkTYFeXNWB.gif

[Droford]

Should they make an edgy angle out of that?

3rd wheel violence is not ok

[#1-norm-fan]

I want the rest of this Raw to blow just so this crowd doesn't get a good show now.

[Droford]

this should be a hair match with swagger going bald to complete the angle transformation

[Volare]

Nice Angle mention by JBL.

[slik]

Just read the guy who played Mickie will be voicing Splinter in Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles...hmmm....


Anyways, it's interesting they mentioned Swagger and Ziggler's past with Vickie Guerrero.

[#1-norm-fan]

Though I guess a heel vs heel match is a good way to bring the crowd to it's lowest point before trying to get something out of them later.

[#1-norm-fan]

Just read the guy who played Mickie will be voicing Splinter in Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles...hmmm....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Td8YoAWSeSY/T6KkHeyc4TI/AAAAAAAABSg/pllfVXr4HfM/s1600/mickey.png

?

[slik]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Td8YoAWSeSY/T6KkHeyc4TI/AAAAAAAABSg/pllfVXr4HfM/s1600/mickey.png

?

Yeah, that's the guy.

[el bobbo]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Td8YoAWSeSY/T6KkHeyc4TI/AAAAAAAABSg/pllfVXr4HfM/s1600/mickey.png

?

That guy is still alive?

[Cool King]

I really like both of these guys.

I don't know who I like more though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, really? I was just making a joke on how "Mickey" was a very vague thing to say. Good guess by me!

[Keith]

I wonder if WWE is gauging how the crowd responds to Dolph facing Jack Swagger, with a possible face turn in mind.

[Droford]

Swaggs!

[Keith]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, did they announce what the "added incentive" for Swagger to win this match that Teddy mentioned was? He had to win.

[Cool King]

YES! SWAGGER!

[Corndad]

I'd say there's a Triple Threat at Extreme Rules

[el bobbo]

Triple Threat match at Extreme Rules. That makes the case for me buying a ticket a little stronger.

[DrCrawford]

terrible

[Droford]

Wait, did they announce what the "added incentive" for Swagger to win this match that Teddy mentioned was? He had to win.
If he wins WWE agrees to deport Del Rio

[el bobbo]

If this is a triple feud, it could be way better than Wrestlemania.

[Cool King]

I managed to cap it just in time, but right before the match ended, I noticed some guy was doing bunny ears behind Langston.

http://imageshack.us/a/img833/3254/22223461.png

[Savio]

Are you fucking kidding me?
He had to win to make the triple threat fit storyline wise.

[el bobbo]

Two gimp Mexicans walk into a bar...

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Ziggler needs to lose the title and get a build before winning it properly.

[Arrogance]

Punk?!

[Droford]

CM PUNK!

[Droford]

Im laying money on retirement angle

[Keith]

He had to win to make the triple threat fit storyline wise.

I would've had Swagger face Del Rio or something in order to qualify. Ziggler won the WHC last week and to have him lose is, IDK.

W/e.

[Droford]

I dont get sundance channel or id probably dvr rectify

[Droford]

wwe requires way too many damn app updates

[Droford]

lol random

[Keith]

I'd love it if Lesnar just came out and attacked Punk.

Punk can leave, be out for a couple months, and come back in time for Summerslam and look for his revenge against Brock.

Won't happen, but just sayin'.

[Arrogance]

"THAT'S WHAT I DO"

[el bobbo]

Nigga Henry!

[#1-norm-fan]

Welp... There's a new feud randomly starting.

[Cool King]

Love Mark Henry.

[Gone Mad]

PEEPS UNITE!! IT'S THE BEST OF THE WORLD!! CM PUNK!!!

[CSL]

damn you'd have thought Sheamus would have seen the ginormous black guy right off camera, getting twatted by Show last week must have done his eyesight some damage :(

[Emperor Smeat]

2nd feud in a row that starts out randomly for Henry.

[Keith]

damn you'd have thought Sheamus would have seen the ginormous black guy right off camera, getting twatted by Show last week must have done his eyesight some damage :(

Maybe the lights were off and Henry came out of the dark.

[slik]

Welp... There's a new feud randomly starting.

I feel like we have the same thoughts sometimes during these threads.

[Droford]

PEEPS UNITE!! IT'S THE BEST OF THE WORLD!! CM PUNK!!!
Your choice of peeps had me intrigued in the possibility of Punk/Christian

[parkmania]

I LOVE CM Punk's new "Ming the Merciless" Tshirt.

http://242dollars.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Flash-Gordon-flash-gordon-23432212-1920-1080.jpg

[el bobbo]

CM Punk lost his smile.

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk about to take his ball and go home?

[Droford]

dueling taker/punk chants lol

[Droford]

called it

[Keith]

I think we are going to eventually see Lesnar/Punk.

[Corndad]

Ok Then.

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk should leave and come back to cost HHH the match against Lesnar and get the Punk-HHH feud done right with Punk blaming the COO for all his problems and getting the rub in the end.

[Droford]

Summer of NO Punk

[Keith]

LOL I'm not gonna lie, when I saw Punk kinda get lost there at the end, for a moment I thought WWE was gonna go crazy and Punk was going to climb up the Titantron and play off some kind of suicide angle.

And I'm not kidding!

[Droford]

Me an that last girl would probaby get along then! huzah

[slik]

Teddy Long needs to follow the Book's rules, playa!

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Corndad]

Kaitlyn on my screen. Fuck Yeah.

[Droford]

Championship Quadrafecta

will all four singles champs lose tonight???

[CSL]

pfffft 20 years ago Teddy would have had Butch Reed and Ron Simmons slap Booker upside that head for giving him that lip

[el bobbo]

OMG one twin has bigger tits!

[Corndad]

SO random question, which Twin is with which wrestler? Cena with the bigger boobed one?

[CSL]

hiiii Kaitlyn, 2 cauliflower ears plz

[Droford]

pfffft 20 years ago Teddy would have had Butch Reed and Ron Simmons slap Booker upside that head for giving him that lip


DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

love their theme

too lazy to go look for it

[Corndad]

lol at The Announcers this match

[parkmania]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LruG3ueaRLA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[CSL]

SO random question, which Twin is with which wrestler? Cena with the bigger boobed one?

yup

[Droford]

like how they're dancing around the subject of whats actually larger

[slik]

Announcers spend the match talking about Bella boobs.

[KIRA]

Got home late so is Ryback a heel yet?

[Droford]

lol JBL needs to get his facts straight

[#1-norm-fan]

Nice save, JBL. lol

[Cool King]

Look at the tits, ref!

[CSL]

hahaha for this match, the role of the middle rope will be played by concrete

[Droford]

lol

Night of Champions losing

how did Hell No escape that

[#1-norm-fan]

LOOK AT THE TITS, REF!

[Corndad]

So Every Champion Lost lol Wow. Why isn't Cena Wrestling tonight too? Edit Team Hell No won but... Every single champion.

[Immortal Moose]

lmao

[CSL]

Kaitlyn having the same kind of eyesight problems as Sheamus #epidemic :(

[#1-norm-fan]

Look at the tits, ref!

... That!

[Keith]

Did I just see some pussy lip when the one Bella twin was leaving the ring during the switch?

[slik]

WWE, this twin swtich isn't going to work anymore.

[Droford]

WWE, this twin swtich isn't going to work anymore.
Cena needs to buy her some enhancement as well

[#1-norm-fan]

WWE, this twin swtich isn't going to work anymore.

I want a ref to catch one of the Bellas trying to switch because of their tits. Then while Kaitlyn is down, Alicia Fox comes out from under the ring and switches with her and the ref doesn't notice.

[slik]

Got home late so is Ryback a heel yet?


Ryback just pointed out that Cena is a shitty friend who always says he has your back but when The Shield attacks is nowhere to be seen.

It's a valid point.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Seems like a weird end to this Raw.

[Keith]

Well, it's been kind of a weird Raw.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Monster" face turns on his WWE Champion buddy who happens to be the face of the company.

Reminds me of Andre/Hogan. Except Andre was seemingly unbeatable and Ryback is seemingly incapable of winning a match on PPV.

[Cool King]

Pretty sure Cena has OCD.

He always has to raise his arms at a certain point in his theme.

[Droford]

"Monster" face turns on his WWE Champion buddy who happens to be the face of the company.

Reminds me of Andre/Hogan. Except Andre was seemingly unbeatable and Ryback is seemingly incapable of winning a match on PPV.

Unstopable force vs Insatiable object?

[CSL]

Cena's gonna have vivid Vietnam-esque flashbacks when Ryback shows up and he suddenly remembers the Nexus debut and winds up stabbing Justin Roberts in the throat as RAW goes off the air

[Keith]

I hate clown Cena.

[el bobbo]

Oh shit. We're probably going back to 10:05 ending times now.

[slik]

Cena: U were my best friend!

Ryback: Fuk U

[Corporate CockSnogger]

They really do need to put Ryback over Cena. If they want him to be a main eventer then there's no better way

[#1-norm-fan]

AA on Ryback to end things?

[Keith]

Ryback's nipple peeking out.

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOTALLY RUINED IT SHOWING THE SHIELD!!!!

[el bobbo]

Did they just show the shield warming up?

[Droford]

LOL

WORST CASE SCENARIO CAMERA

[Cool King]

HAHAHA!

THE SHIELD! :lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

What the fuck was that camera shot?

[CSL]

ooooooops

[Cool King]

Rollins having a little drink first though.

[Keith]

Hahaha Vince is going apeshit right now.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Production monkey gonna get fired

[slik]

lol @ the shield

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit, I just caught it for a second.

Was that really The Shield!?!?!?

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHAHA So Much for the Shock here. OMG That poor Director just got fired. Can you imagine Vince right now.

[Crimson]

Cena calling someone else boring???!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Umm wasn't Cena looking at Ryback when he got clobbered. Even did the FEED ME MORE taunt right in front of him.

[Keith]

Rollins be thirsty when he's got to come out.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Fucking amazing.

[Arrogance]

What a terrible hour of RAW...fail camera is the cherry on top.

[Droford]

CENA! CENA! CENA!

[The Condor]

WCW production team

[Corndad]

Hey guys... I bet the Sheild comes out... well hydrated.

[Keith]

HAHAHAHAHAHA So Much for the Shock here. OMG That poor Director just got fired. Can you imagine Vince right now.

Vince: "You motherfuckers! Fuck all of you! This is ruined!"