Round 2 Hottest Chick in Wrestling Tourny. 2. Maryse vs 3. Kaitlyn

[Bad News Gertner]

Layla pulled off the biggest upset of the tournament thus far, knocking off the 1 seed Velvet Sky. Tonight's match up should be a tremendous one and 2 seed Maryse faces 3 seeded Kaitlyn. Thanks for voting.

2. Maryse

vs

3. Kaitlyn

[Lock Jaw]

Really "hard" for me to decide this one.

[Asmo]

The toughest one yet. Damn. Heart says Kaitlyn. Brain says Maryse. But, i'll go with my penis here. Kaitlyn wins, two to one.

[Immortal Moose]

Maryse

[whiteyford]

Kaitlyn is the correct answer here, despite what CSL will have you believe and I'm not saying he has sex with puppies just that he is wrong.

[Bad News Gertner]

Hopefully a large "one" step (clit-dick)

Can't decide yet. They are both hot besides Gertner's biased photo posting.

How is that biased? I posted two pictures. My third was a reason why I voted Maryse.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Tough choice, but Maryse.

[Shisen Kopf]

I'll probably get banned for voting in this b/c it's "trolling" that I picked Maryse. I would like to troll her.

[MoFo]

Maryse BY FAR

[Bad News Gertner]

She's built like Howie Long.

[Hanso Amore]

Kaitlyn is a fucking butter face. Nice body, that borders on masculine.

Maybe I'm not the only tranny guy on tpww.

Maryse all the way.

[VSG]

Counting on all the "she's so trashy, I wanna f*ck her" votes on kaitlyn :naughty:

[Bad News Gertner]

So was I for Velvet Sky :(.

Btw Quarterfinals start early Thursday morning with Trish Stratus taking on Maria.

[Tim]

I voted Maryse because she's prettier

[VSG]

Can we have a sock check in aisle 2 please?

[Bad News Gertner]

Sock votes are dq'd. This isn't a contest to joke with.

[Shisen Kopf]

On a scale of 1-47 how serious is this contest?

[VSG]

50

[ron the dial]

in this instance, i will vote for maryse without hesitation.

[Ermaximus]

Ha! Maryse!

[whiteyford]

Ha! Maryse!

This is the moment I lost faith in science.

[Emperor Smeat]

Maryse

[seapig4]

A fan of both but I'll go with Maryse

[Corndad]

Riding with Kaitlyn till the end.

[The Jayman]

Kaitlyn is riding me till the end

[Cool King]

Kaitlyn, c'mon now.

All you Maryse voters are a bunch of crazy fuckers. #seriousbusiness

[DrCrawford]

I vote kaitlyn. kaitlyn is my number one. also maryse is a little too thin (doesn't mean shes not in my top few)

[ron the dial]

gertner's gonna love how close this is

[Supreme Olajuwon]

As they say in France, Maryse is muy bueno.

[Lock Jaw]

Still having a hard time with this one.

For some reason I find Maryse hotter in motion than in pictures. Pictures are hit or miss.

Kaitlyn is hot in motion and in most pictures... with the caveat that I don't actually like 95% of her pictures from pre-WWE that people post.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You guys every see Maryse's vagina? It's very nice looking. Looks soft, smooth, approachable.

Kaitlyn's vagina? Dunno. Big mystery. How can trust your vote with someone who keeps secrets?

Maryse 2013

[VSG]

K-A-I-T-L-Y-N, W-E C-A-N W-I-N!

[XCaliber]

Ugh it pains me to vote against Kaitlyn but i'd say Maryse by small margin.

[VSG]

You are dead to me.

[Bobo]

Kaitlyn Kaitlyn Kaitlyn! I've jizzed at the thought of her more than any other Diva with the exception of Beth Phoenix, Victoria, Mickie James, Ivory, Gail Kim. I'd cause more flooding than the Ganges Delta.

[stultiloquy]

I've never understood Maryse's appeal, so Kaitlyn easily wins my vote.

Actually kinda looks like a cross-dresser without makeup.
http://i38.tinypic.com/sboqyw.jpg

[CSL]

You guys every see Maryse's vagina? It's very nice looking. Looks soft, smooth, approachable.

Kaitlyn's vagina? Dunno. Big mystery. How can trust your vote with someone who keeps secrets?

Maryse 2013

stellar stellar points

[CSL]

I've never understood Maryse's appeal, so Kaitlyn easily wins my vote.

Actually kinda looks like a cross-dresser without makeup.
http://i38.tinypic.com/sboqyw.jpg

hey way to pick the worst picture ever

[CSL]

THAT KAITLYN BINT IS ROTS

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2758000/2758335_1338619148615.67res_318_384.jpg

[stultiloquy]

Ah, good....for a second there I was worried that I didn't pick her worst picture ever.

[CSL]

4real tho, that tattoo on Kaitlyn's ass is stupidly hot/filthy

[XL]

Generic Blonde vs. Slightly-less-generic Blonde.

It's gonna be hard.

[XL]

:naughty:

[Lock Jaw]

I have decided I will vote for Kaitlyn.

HOWEVER, I would not be disappointed if Maryse won.

[Bobo]

Kaitlyn's got fantastic tits second only to Beth Phoenix. Bigger = Better. Just love to wrestle with her oooh yeah!

[Bad News Gertner]

I have a fear if Kaitlyn and I were fucking and she flexed her vag that my girthy cock would be flattened into a pancake.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The fact of the matter is there are too many unknowns about Kaitlyn's vagina at this point to vote for her.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Irrelevant since this isn't who would you rather fuck.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Of course it's relevant. We're looking at the total package here. What if she's hiding an unattractive vagina?

[Ultra Mantis]

Supreme is just warming up for the Nicer Vagina tournament, which will likely be running at some point next year.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Whatever the case, we know Maryse has a very nice vagina. She has shared that with us. Why? Because it's nice. There's no need to hide it.

We don't know if Kaitlyn has a nice vagina because she REFUSES to disclose this information to us. Why? What is she hiding? Is Kaitlyn refusing to reveal her vagina because she knows it is a horrible, deformed monstrosity? I'm not saying she is, but it's possible.

And you have to take that into account when voting.

Maryse 2013

[Lock Jaw]

For all we know, Maryse's whole vagina could have been airbrushed and manipulated to make it look nice. Without Photoshop, it too could be a monstrosity.

For the good of TPWW, I will volunteer to personally inspect both candidates for visual confirmation and report back my findings.

[Bad News Gertner]

Irrelevant since this isn't who would you rather fuck.

I plan on having sex with both women and then strength of Kaitlyn's vagina is very useful information

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I agree with Supreme's vagina logic, except in the case of Stacy Keibler. I can only assume she has a heavenly vagina.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

sometimes you just know

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Although I guess you could use the theory that George Clooney could probably touch most vaginas in this world if he wanted to, but he chooses to exclusively touch Stacy's vagina. I guess that kinda speaks for itself.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

but in Kaitlyn's case, it is the GREAT UNKNOWN

[Supreme Olajuwon]

and by GREAT I mean VAST

[Supreme Olajuwon]

and by UNKNOWN I mean CHASM OF A FLESHY CESSPOOL

[Lock Jaw]

Gonna tweet her that her "box" is tearing our forums apart, and that for the good of our community she should send me a pic.

[Wishbone]

*holds up sign* IF MARYSE WINS WE RIOT!

[Bad News Gertner]

Kaitlyn is a chav!

[Corndad]

Guess it shows the hotness of both how close this is. The last few have been blowouts.

[VSG]

In Kaitlyn, We Believe!

[My Final Heaven]

C'moooon just one more to tie it up

K-A-I-T-L-Y-N A-L-L T-H-E W-A-Y
I H-A-V-E A B-I-C-E-P F-E-T-I-S-H S-O S-H-E-'S A-W-E-S-O-M-E

<i>nonono wait</i> D:

[Bad News Gertner]

Wow this is gonna come down to the final vote

[Crimson]

BAM

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tim's vote shouldn't count obviously a sock.

[Frank Drebin]

TIM?

The Illusive Man

[Heisenberg]

TIM?

The Illusive Man

http://24.media.tumblr.com/42b81b5a50df9772242cb7e61ecb2f66/tumblr_mlo94yaNlp1qiotbqo3_250.gif

You rang?

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy fuck. I did not see this coming down to the wire.

[Frank Drebin]

I know. Shepherd vs the Reapers was a great battle.

[Heisenberg]

indeed

[Frank Drebin]

Whomever is voting for Kaitlin over Maryse has clearly been indoctrinated by the Reapers. If Maryse falls, so will mankind.

[Heisenberg]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8d21NEDg1qd3a1mo1_400.jpg

[Curd]

Wow, this the margin is razor thin! I voted Kaitlyn because with that bod, you know she can take a pounding! :devil horns: :drool:

She's also tall enough where Bobo and I can spitroast her without accidentally touching each other! :naughty:

[The Condor]

She's also tall enough where Bobo and I can spitroast her without accidentally touching each other! :naughty:

[The Condor]

Whomever is voting for Kaitlin over Maryse has clearly been indoctrinated by the Reapers. If Maryse falls, so will mankind.

A lot of vitriol for a hypothetical slop box contest. Drebin, our line in the sand has been drawn, we are now distinguishable

[The Rogerer]

Don't know how long Maryse's marriage will last. There will always be another sexual deviant who needs cover ready to buy a bigger diamond. "Ooh look at my very attractive (on paper) wife, I certainly don't have to daterape people when I have her to go home to"

[VSG]

Home stretch!

[wwe2222]

These results are a travesty

[Innovator]

Brain said Maryse. Heart said Kaitlyn. Penis said Maryse.

Maryse wins via split decision.

[Ermaximus]

CSL, is that picture the Miz in drag as Kaitlyn?

[VSG]

Brain said Maryse. Heart said Kaitlyn. Penis said Maryse.

Maryse wins via split decision.

Inno does NOT know :(

[ron the dial]

inno definitely knows. it's the rest of you muties that are wrong.

[Innovator]

My word is gospel.

[Ermaximus]

Well Inno, you do have an exhibit at Epcot named after you and all.

[Shisen Kopf]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120818044203/fatworld/images/b/b7/Kaitlyn-1_(10)_copy.jpg

No

[The Jayman]

inno definitely knows. it's the rest of you muties that are wrong.

I am never wrong

[Cool King]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100401192141/fatworld/images/thumb/5/5e/Maryse.jpg/250px-Maryse.jpg

Double No.

[ron the dial]

who makes these fat pics? fucking weird.

[ron the dial]

fauxwrestlingbbw.com

[Supreme Olajuwon]

So basically the reason Maryse is just another generic blonde and Kaitlyn is "sooooo hot omg I love her" is because while Maryse works out to get lean sexy muscles, Kaitlyn works out to get big bulky manly muscles.

And that is more attractive to the TPWW populace.



fuckin muties

[ron the dial]

latent homosexuality. it's ok to admit you like dudes, dudes.

[ron the dial]

everyone falls silent, contemplating their love of throbbing members.

[The Jayman]

Kaitlyn has muscles in all the right places

[CSL]

as opposed to Maryse, who keeps her biceps safely stashed away on her forehead

[Shisen Kopf]

Maryse is so much better. This is wrong. Gertner, just make Maryse the winner. The people who voted for the beefy broad prob caught a mini case of the gay and they like chicks who look like fellas.

[Heisenberg]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/747a82b858ff1847d3e15aa0d943f9a4/tumblr_mirp3pAHkG1s0u7vwo1_500.jpg

...the hell Dixie, get outta here!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyt1kk9v51rlyfnto1_400.jpg

tan line? the hell yo, quit it!

[The Jayman]

Shisen's opinion does not matter because it is quite clear he is a homosexual

[ron the dial]

do not slander the good name of homosexuals like that.

[The Jayman]

I apologize ron

[Shisen Kopf]

It is impossible for me to ever catch the gay. My parents made sure when I was a kid I got immunized from the gay disease. But yeah Maryse is hot. Kaitlyn is a beefy bitch!

[The Jayman]

You didn't catch it, you were born with it. Immunization does not work when you are born with it

[Wishbone]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pkabQVCD1qbxp36o1_500.jpg
Excellent, these results please us. The riot will be postponed... for now.

[Cool King]

You didn't catch it, you were born with it. Immunization does not work when you are born with it

http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/6558/2w5qfyh.png

[Wishbone]

Jesus fucking Christ Cool King is that the actual fucking album cover?!?! :wtf:

[Cool King]

I don't know, I just googled "Born this way" because I knew she had a song called it.

[Cool King]

Though I just checked out the wiki article on it and I can say that yes, it is the album cover.

[Wishbone]

Now I know why Lady Gaga always reminded me of something from my nightmares...

[MoFo]

So basically the reason Maryse is just another generic blonde and Kaitlyn is "sooooo hot omg I love her" is because while Maryse works out to get lean sexy muscles, Kaitlyn works out to get big bulky manly muscles.

And that is more attractive to the TPWW populace.



fuckin muties



Chyna should of been a #1 seed.

Fucking wrasslin forum has ruined this prestigious contest. The voting is as bas as the WWYRF polls now. If you are a fat manface who wears geek glasses you get a bye basically.

[Lock Jaw]

I change my vote to Maryse.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

You watch your mouth when talking about the two most important series of polls in the entire internet.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I change my vote to Lady Gaga motorbike

[Shisen Kopf]

Mike Adamle, what are you thinking voting for the Kaitlyn??

[Cool King]

I change my vote to Maryse.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ykqtdLFe1rt1vk5.gif

[Lock Jaw]

I change my vote back to Kaitlyn.

[Lock Jaw]

Cool King made a compelling argument.

[Cool King]

I change my vote back to Kaitlyn.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwguziB9u71qdxb0ko1_400.gif

[VSG]

I change my vote to Maryse.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkf6gHebN1r02iuho1_500.jpg

I change my vote back to Kaitlyn.

:y:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Gonna ban everyone who voted for Kaitlyn

You don't deserve to post here.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Gonna shut down the rasslin forum if Maryse loses

Feel like if I don't the govt will investigate us for crimes against humanity

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Trying to help you guys here

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You're welcome

[loopydate]

So basically the reason Maryse is just another generic blonde and Kaitlyn is "sooooo hot omg I love her" is because while Maryse works out to get lean sexy muscles, Kaitlyn works out to get big bulky manly muscles.

And that is more attractive to the TPWW populace.



fuckin muties

A friend of mine once described Kaitlyn as "a sorority girl's face on ODB's body." Can't unsee that now.

[The Rogerer]

Great to be able to collate a list of the inhuman people in here. Sorry droids, Maryse may tick all the boxes in your database of 'sexy woman' but there ain't nothing there.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Shut up, faggot

[Heisenberg]

Gonna shut down the rasslin forum if Maryse loses

Feel like if I don't the govt will investigate us for crimes against humanity

:y:

[CSL]

Great to be able to collate a list of the inhuman people in here. Sorry droids, Maryse may tick all the boxes in your database of 'sexy woman' but there ain't nothing there.

all I ever hear this kiss chase playing motherfucker talk about is Maryse, PRETTY ODD for somebody so adamant/consistent with the content of those words

[Heisenberg]

Last time I motherfuckin' checked, I was human

[Ermaximus]

The Rogerer has some pretty perplexing logic.

[Bad News Gertner]

Anybody who didn't vote for Maryse will NOT be up for consideration to join Team Gorm.

[HTrain90]

Kaitlyn is great, but this result is a tragedy.

Fuck the internet. Seriously. Kaitlyn is not really all that great, and compared to a fucking supermodel like Maryse this is a joke.

I am with Supreme. Shut down the damn forums if this holds. Ridiculous.

[Wishbone]

Kaitlyn is great, but this result is a tragedy.

Fuck the internet. Seriously. Kaitlyn is not really all that great, and compared to a fucking supermodel like Maryse this is a joke.

I am with Supreme. Shut down the damn forums if this holds. Ridiculous.

Fuckin' whiny little troglodytes... :nono:

[Bad News Gertner]

People just trying to be cool by voting against Maryse, when we all know they are full of it.

[Arrogance]

This is some shit right here.

[Bad News Gertner]

Ugh. Trish vs Maria will be up in about 2 hours.

[VSG]

Rise above hate, and fuck Supreme and his faggotric ideologies!

[Lock Jaw]

I change my vote back to Maryse.

[Bad News Gertner]

My vote counts as 10 so Maryse wins.

[Lock Jaw]

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1366749822467/images/large/W05154.jpg

[Shisen Kopf]

Metric votes huh?

[Lock Jaw]

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1366808169914/images/large/W05153.jpg

[Shisen Kopf]

This voting is a great injustice to Maryse

http://www.disputeabout.eu/dwn/1003/26590en_USI_MARTIN-LUTHER-KING-injustice_1024.jpg

Dr Rodney Luther Kang knows.

[Heisenberg]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cqsdBSzj1qdkrl2o1_500.png

Dixie, you march your cougar ass right out of this thread before I shit on the floor!! Dammit, no respect for this contest at all!!! Rubbertits

[Shadrick]

Don't get me wrong, I fucking love Kaitlyn. But HOW DID MARYSE LOSE THIS?

[#1-norm-fan]

I think Kaitlyn won because she is "now". Maryse suffered from being out of people's minds for too long and it hurt her chances. Same reason I think someone like Sunny doesn't stand a chance in the long run.

[Asmo]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c65ab7b44d2398fec8eb87556389394/tumblr_mlruizkW511ra72uho1_500.png

[XL]

I think Kaitlyn won because she is "now". Maryse suffered from being out of people's minds for too long and it hurt her chances. Same reason I think someone like Sunny doesn't stand a chance in the long run.

For me, Maryse is "perfect" but Kaitlyn is "different".

[VSG]

Yo Adrian, we did it! :'(

[Cool King]

http://i52.tinypic.com/sy4hm9.gif

[Hanso Amore]

I fucking hate you TPWW faggots.

Every faggot IWC crush like AJ should start minus 10 votes anyways because of Faggotry.

[VSG]

Shit tattoo, shit hair, massive biceps, fuck off.

I still :heart: you, MoFo!

#Faggotry

[Curd]

I still :heart: you, MoFo!#Faggotry

Kaitlyn is built to jerk off a lot of guys! :naughty: :horny: :drool:

[Heisenberg]

Vintage Curd

[Curd]

Vintage Curd

Finding the silver lining in the cloud! :y: