Rasslin' Fan 29's VERY FIRST Monday Night Raw is War Thread for 4/29/13

[Corndad]

Matches have all been pretty decent tonight.

[Immortal Moose]

Matches have all been pretty decent tonight.

Yep (Divas match doesn't count and I missed the first 30 minutes though)

[ClockShot]

Ladder Match.

[Cool King]

Ladder Match.

Nice.

[DrCrawford]

just curious, but has there ever been a triple threat iron man match?

[Immortal Moose]

Oh god...

[Droford]

Shoulda been a stairway to Mexico match

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Not sure why Alberto Del Rio would pick a ladder match since we know @<a href="https://twitter.com/realjackswagger">realjackswagger</a> likes to be high <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/329059633073373184">April 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

Damn, blonde dancer is permanent now. :(

[Ermaximus]

just curious, but has there ever been a triple threat iron man match?

Nope. There have been a few tag team Iron Man matches, but never a triple threat.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That's the first lady of NXT Summer Rae. Get it right Cool King!

[slik]

Brunette Dancer prolly failed wellness.

[Cool King]

That's the first lady of NXT Summer Rae. Get it right Cool King!

I know her name, but I call her blonde dancer.

[ClockShot]

Bring back the Brunette!

[Heisenberg]

Mrs. Fandango!!! Fuckin JBL

[Cool King]

No fancy stage for Fandango now.

[KyleEmmott]

Remember when the first promo for Fandango, had it spelt, "Fandangoo"

[Cool King]

Bring back the Brunette!

[Droford]

Mrs. Fandango!!! Fuckin JBL

I was thinking Fahn..dahn..gette

[Corndad]

Blonde dancer got legs bia.

[KyleEmmott]

OMG.................wtf.

[Droford]

Kahli sent Kaitlyn the gifts since he's the punjabi playboy and the next godfather of the WWE..

[Immortal Moose]

He's like the monster from Young Frankenstein
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[slik]

This segment is WrestleCrap.

#TeamDanGo

[DrCrawford]

natty can fart on my face anytime

[Corndad]

Poor Nattie. She's probably wishing she still had the farting gimmick.

[ClockShot]

I'll probably catch flak, who cares about Jericho on Dancing with the Stars.

ASK ABOUT STACY KEIBLER, KING!

[KyleEmmott]

I just love everything about this Fandango character.

[Heisenberg]

natty can fart on my face anytime

Twice:y:

[KyleEmmott]

What the hell kind of crowd is this??

[slik]

Crowd votes for Fandango.

[slik]

BULLSHIT.

[ClockShot]

3x in a row for this Western Sky commercial.

[Corndad]

"I'm Cool cause I Boo Cena" lol

[ClockShot]

FIRE UP THE CHOPPER! TIME TO DELIVER JUSTICE!

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that Ryback will appear.

[slik]

I get the feeling that Ryback will appear.

That sounds like a very heelish action.

Def won't happen.

[ClockShot]

Sierra......Hotel.......India........Echo.......Lima........Delta...........SHIELD!

[Corndad]

Wonder who the Bellas are cheering for in the back?

[slik]

Howndz of Just Us

[KyleEmmott]

Sierra......Hotel.......India........Echo.......Lima........Delta...........SHIELD!

Is that what it says?

[Heisenberg]

Is that what it says?

Police/Military radio talk

[ClockShot]

NATO Phonetic Alphabet

[Purgatory]

Yup

[Heisenberg]

NATO Phonetic Alphabet

Right, I'm not on point with exactness

[ClockShot]

You're in the ballpark. ;)

[ClockShot]

Ambrose been in the ring this whole time?

[Droford]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YQ3fDdHq4GQ/UPWW8YH9mTI/AAAAAAAAAWw/ctOrqY-sc9k/s1600/Phonetic.gif

[Droford]

Eventually this has to be Shield vs Hell no for the Tag Belts right?

[ClockShot]

Isn't Reigns the legal man. Or did they have one of those "invisible tags."

[Droford]

the spear coming out of nowhere doesnt come out of nowhere anymore

[ClockShot]

"Ryback returns."

[KyleEmmott]

Woah, I changed the channel to check the score of the game I go back and the show is over, what happened??

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit, this thread quieted down IMMEDIATELY after the show ended.

[The Condor]

Great matches interspersed with entertaining, yet relevant and storyline pushing segments. Very good show tonight even with the lack of Barrett and Sandow.

[Tazz Dan]

So that's Guru Dave's new twitter handle?

Best. Post. Ever.

[Droford]

Woah, I changed the channel to check the score of the game I go back and the show is over, what happened??

Cena lost.

just as I predicted!

[Lock Jaw]

Summer Rae can barely do the splits. Bring back Fandangirl.

[Lock Jaw]

Fandango shoulda fired her after she danced with Jericho last week anyways. Fandangirl would have never done that.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/lMd6DDl.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.minus.com/ioQJMdshXjiIU.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.minus.com/iCKM5NqPgJ9EU.gif
*Going for the Disaster Kick, so dives head first towards foe*

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.minus.com/ioQJMdshXjiIU.gif

http://imageshack.us/a/img9/1745/albertobear.gif

[MIZantine Empire]

Lol @ how fake the pizza tracker was.. "Our customer service representative began..." And "your pizza has left on delivery at 1:34 pm" also Ricardo is super talented! Is it too early to motion for a "mizantine empire presents" raw thread? Lol

[itsmeJD]

Summer Rae can barely do the splits. Bring back Fandangirl.

I can't believe they replaced Fandangirl with this bitch....super pissed.

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

Really looking forward to Extreme Rules. The triple threat ladder match could be a sleeper match of the year candidate. And I might be the only one, but I can't wait to see HHH-Lesnar III after their WM encounter.

[DaVe]

http://i.imgur.com/lMd6DDl.gif

hot.

Yeah Summer blows, can't dance at all.

[Cool King]

Am I the only guy that was reminded of Rico when looking at Ricardo last night.

http://imageshack.us/a/img837/4672/ricoe.png

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2013/04/20130429_RAW_zeb.jpg

[Cool King]

Also, WWE.com gave me a bunch of viruses while searching for that image of Ricardo.

On the page of photos from Raw, each new image gave me three viruses.

[The Condor]

Am I the only guy that was reminded of Rico when looking at Ricardo last night.

http://imageshack.us/a/img837/4672/ricoe.png

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2013/04/20130429_RAW_zeb.jpg

Ditto.

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

Well this was a riveting Monday Night Raw thread. Hope to do it again next week guys, thanks for making it such a blast for my first time :y:

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/04/RAW_1040_Photo_141.jpg

Look on Summer Rae's face = "Oh God Oh God This Hurts Stop Posing Let Me Get Up"

Then she didn't even try the splits at the top of the ramp, she just Shawn Michaels'd it.

[Cool King]

Yeah, I'm not a fan of Summer Rae as Fandango's dancer.

[Ruien]

Who was the first lady dancer?

[VSG]

Seriously, did no one realize they are possibly doing the same NXT storyline from last month (Sasha Banks, Audrey Marie) with Kaitlyn here?

[Heisenberg]

Who was the first lady dancer?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4d9769d6b115a1a58936cf7a4db85be/tumblr_mlgttskJKC1sozj3lo1_500.jpg

I don't know her name though, if that is what you are asking

[The Condor]

The first dancer is truly beautiful.

[Heisenberg]

As long as he brings dance candy to his act, I'm good with it. I know we should start a movement to bring her back, but the current one is there for a reason we know not of yet.

It could be worse, Mideon could of been his dance partner, and we'd be subject to his wreckless behavior and skin bearing ways. Damn you Mideon

[Lock Jaw]

I know the reason.

Because she is actually under contract to the company.

[Heisenberg]

He should have a different valet for PPV/RAW/Smackdown/Superstars etc. Give more ladies the rub

[Anybody Thrilla]

I may have to boycott WWE if they don't bring back that other dancer.

Well, probably not, but I will definitely continue to boycott Saturday Morning Slam if they don't.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I thought they had a few different brunettes already.

[Curtis]

WWE needs to get fandango a fat dancer. Like this in my art,

http://s17.postimg.org/l8equuue7/Fandango.jpg

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought they had a few different brunettes already.

There were a couple different ones, but before Summer Rae, the one above was the same one for quite a few appearances. Why don't people realize that? She's a fucking smoke show.

[Innovator]

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fandango-dancer-missing.jpg

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Dances like fire"

:lol:

Love it

[ClockShot]

Looks like a case for Johnny Ace. Just kidding.

I know someone here got a twitter account. Tweet Fandango and ask for information.

[Rammsteinmad]

Pretty good Raw. Lots of solid, in-ring action this week. Shield vs. Cena/Hell No, Cesaro vs. Del Rio, Orton vs. Rhodes and Ziggler vs. Kingston were all really good matches.

[itsmeJD]

Cut this shit back to 2 hours someone....god damn tug of war, get the fuck out of here.