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slik
04-30-2013, 09:12 PM
*Ryback opened the show cutting a promo

1 - Ryback pinned Daniel Bryan after a Shellshocked.

*Ricardo Rodriguez cut a promo backstage about his victory on RAW

2 - Fandango pinned Zack Ryder

3 - Zeb Colter v Ricardo in a rematch goes to a no-contest when Swagger and Del Rio get involved...

...leading Teddy Long to come out and declare that if these 4 men want to fight one another, they can do so, right now, in a tag team match!

4 - Team Swagger v Team Del Rio goes to a no-contest when Dolph Ziggler and Langston interfere...

...leading Teddy Long to come back out and declare that if these 6 men want to fight one another, they can do so, right now, in a triple threat tag team match!

5 - Team Del Rio defeated Team Colter and Team Ziggler

*The Shield cut a promo backstage. The camera pulled away to reveal they had attacked Daniel Bryan. Bryan was left in a pile of his own beard.

6 - Randy Orton defeated Damian Sandow with an RKO. Big Show came out and talked smack to Orton after the match.

*Kane walked out the trainer's room after checking on Daniel Bryan. He said The Shield would pay.

7 - Mark Henry defeated Sheamus in an arm-wrestling challenge. Afterwards Sheamus challenged Henry to a rematch using their left arms. Henry accepted but before the arm-wrestling match could begin Sheamus hit Henry with his right arm. Sheamus then laid Henry out and walked off.

8 - Dean Ambrose defeated Kane. After the match The Shield did a 3 on 1 beatdown of Kane. The Shield posed standing over Kane and holding the tag team belts in the air to end the show.

Bad News Gertner
04-30-2013, 09:59 PM
Teddy Tag Team running wild!

VSG
04-30-2013, 10:04 PM
Teddy Mania running wild!

Edit: WTF Gertner :lol:

Innovator
04-30-2013, 10:22 PM
I wonder if they're setting up Sheamus to be a heel, cause he's out assholing Cena right now

Lock Jaw
04-30-2013, 10:23 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqjelQ0XP1qce9ifo1_400.png

VSG
04-30-2013, 10:23 PM
"Bryan was left in a pile of his own beard."

That BETTER not mean the beard is gone!

Emperor Smeat
04-30-2013, 10:26 PM
I wonder if they're setting up Sheamus to be a heel, cause he's out assholing Cena right now

Nah he's been like that ever since he either moved to Smackdown or replaced Orton as the top face there. Pretty much is a Cena-like face with a few tweaks such as being a really big sore loser.

Best was the whole "Be A Star" promotion that had Sheamus be a spokesperson against bullying while acting like a bully on tv.

Corndad
04-30-2013, 10:32 PM
Shield goin hard. Damn. I also hope the beard is not a memory.

Shisen Kopf
04-30-2013, 10:46 PM
Yeah, I'm not about to tape over my old Doogie Howser episodes for this.

slik
04-30-2013, 10:58 PM
...pile of his own beard =

#slikhumor

KaosDarksol
05-01-2013, 02:12 AM
So is it going to be Ambrose and Rollins as the tag team?

Corporate CockSnogger
05-01-2013, 04:03 AM
Hopefully yes, so Roman Reigns is free to capture the WWE championship.

MoFo
05-01-2013, 04:29 AM
Still don't get what the deal is with Big Show, Orton and Sheamus, why did they start feuding for.

Rasslin' Fan 29
05-01-2013, 06:21 AM
They can't get along.

Ultra Mantis
05-01-2013, 10:12 AM
Nah he's been like that ever since he either moved to Smackdown or replaced Orton as the top face there. Pretty much is a Cena-like face with a few tweaks such as being a really big sore loser.

Best was the whole "Be A Star" promotion that had Sheamus be a spokesperson against bullying while acting like a bully on tv.

Yeah he had that thing going for a while where he would follow Daniel Bryan around everywhere just to insult him, tell a terrible joke about penetrating a relative's anus and then kick him in the face.

ClockShot
05-01-2013, 03:17 PM
Shield for Tag Team champions.

But do it Spirit Squad style and just use multiple combinations of the guys each week.

Innovator
05-01-2013, 04:05 PM
Shield for Tag Team champions.

But do it FREEBIRDS GOD DAMMIT style and just use multiple combinations of the guys each week.

#1-norm-fan
05-01-2013, 04:28 PM
"Spirit Squad style"

Psh. Kids today. Amirite?

Innovator
05-01-2013, 04:31 PM
My pants just hiked themselves up to over my belly button.

Bad News Gertner
05-01-2013, 09:03 PM
They should do it 3MB style.

Droford
05-02-2013, 02:04 AM
Free reigns style

VSG
05-02-2013, 08:14 AM
Yes, "Free Roman Reigns from the shackles of the Shield so that he may capture the WWE Championship" style

Bad News Gertner
05-03-2013, 08:17 PM
Ryback is carrying Daniel Bryan to an amazing match right now.

Droford
05-03-2013, 08:34 PM
might have that backwards

or too literally

Bad News Gertner
05-03-2013, 09:04 PM
Triple threat tag match was great too.

Ryback made Daniel Bryan look like a legit threat.

Droford
05-03-2013, 09:33 PM
Next week Ryback vs Sheamus in a wig splitting contest.

DaVe
05-04-2013, 07:37 AM
good show. for some reason found myself marking out in the main event.

Rammsteinmad
05-04-2013, 09:36 AM
Daniel Bryan vs. Ryback was a great match. I loved Bryan's world title run, but this match really helped demonstrate how guys like Bryan can use his in-ring abilities to hang with the main eventers. I definitely hope we see him in the world title scene again some day. :yes:

Shisen Kopf
05-04-2013, 09:38 AM
If I had taped it I woulda liked the THE RYBACK match. But I didn't. Could someone draw me a picture of the match?

Poit
05-05-2013, 03:45 PM
Ziggler called Zeb Colter "the villain from Sonic the Hedgehog". :lol:

The Rogerer
05-05-2013, 04:01 PM
WAKE UP FEED ME MORE FINISH

IT ROOT TOOT TOOT I'M IN A MARCHING BAND

Corndad
05-05-2013, 04:16 PM
Finally got to see Ryback/Bryan. Fantastic Match. Really was best Ryback match Ive seen. Both guys came out looking strong. The way a great match should. Bryan deserves an award or something lol