Rasslin' Fan 29's 2nd Ever **OFFICIAL** Monday Night Raw thread starring DttS

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

Tonight we will see the backlash of Brock Lesnar's attack on WWE headquarters this morning.

We will also see the John Cena-Ryback feud develop a little more. How exciting.

Also, chris jericho is back.

[Volare]

http://www.troll.me/images/picard-palm/-all-over-the-forums.jpg

[slik]

I hope Brock put a random guy from accounting in a Kimura lock.

[Cool King]

I don't think I'll ever be a fan of those recap/what will happen tonight? videos that play before Raw and SmackDown.

They just come across as being really cheesy to me.

[Cool King]

They seem to have taken over from the actual intros.

I miss the intros.

[Cool King]

The arena seems to be filled with little girls/women tonight.

That isn't a "lol Cena suxz" comment from me there. It actually does sound like a lot of little girls/women are in attendance tonight.

[Corndad]

Cena don't make Daniel Bryan uncool to me. Please.

[Droford]

Its not called ordinary rules?

[slik]

Heel beanie

[Cool King]

It's weird to think that Cena saying he hasn't been 100% since 2002 is probably the year most of his fans were born.

It kind of makes me fell a bit old. :-\

[Cool King]

The bad hat is back!

[Cool King]

Sounds a bit like Ultimate Warrior.

[Volare]

GRANNY PANTIES ON A POLE!!

[Cool King]

Though I will say it was quite amusing.

[Corndad]

Ryback doesn't do long distance calls.

[Corndad]

Ryback also doesn't do promos.

[Emperor Smeat]

I don't think I'll ever be a fan of those recap/what will happen tonight? videos that play before Raw and SmackDown.

They just come across as being really cheesy to me.

Pretty useless right now since all the stuff they highlight that occurred before ends up getting their own recaps or mentions on the show anyways.

[Droford]

The injured heel is cenas heel turn

[Droford]

Raw is SD rematches

[Theo Dious]

I want to have sex with Vickie Gurrerro. Don't think I've said that lately.

[Poit]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw! We're kicking off with a match from Smackdown! Again.

[Theo Dious]

...Sandow is now my favorite wrestler of all time ever anywhere.

[parkmania]

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Gotta catch that Cena-chu!

[slik]

Sandow FTW

[Droford]

Thought he'd rhyme heinous with anus

[Corndad]

Sandow LOL

[Cool King]

That song is number one with a bullet!

[parkmania]

So, they moved HHH's mahogany desk out of his office and replaced it with IKEA stuff, right?

[Wishbone]

Sandow truly is amazing at times. Shame he can't do things like that on a regular basis.

[Providence Peep]

Greetings to the WWE Universe from the smallest, least significant state in the country. Can someone tell me what's up with this "live" crowd tonight? I feel like I'm watching a wrestling show on my public-access television.

[Wishbone]

I don't know crowd seems pretty average to me.

[Providence Peep]

I don't know crowd seems pretty average to me.

They're getting better at the moment.

What city is RAW in tonight?

[Wishbone]

Cole saying "slithers" really rubbed me the wrong way just now...

[Wishbone]

They're getting better at the moment.

What city is RAW in tonight?

Not sure what city they're in. Just said live on USA tonight.

[Droford]

We now join this sneak attack already in progress

[Providence Peep]

It seems like a smaller-than-usual arena.

[Wishbone]

I kinda liked that "Surprise" knockout just now. Kinda made it seem more spontaneous than usual.

[Cool King]

SHE'S BACK!

Brunette dancer is back! :D

[Poit]

Hey, is that the old Fandango lady?

[Droford]

Sounds like Fandango has a new theme

[Corndad]

I don't know crowd seems pretty average to me.

If we are being honest it's so tough to compare crowds after that Night after Wrestlemania Raw cause nothing compares to it.

The BRUNETTE FANDANGO CHICK IS BACK...

[Wishbone]

:mad: Fuck WWE and their app. What about us poor bastards who can't afford a "smart" device!

[Providence Peep]

By the way, Iron Mike Sharpe is making his long-awaited return tonight. Ryan Clarke told me that, so it must be true. :shifty:

[Heisenberg]

We brought her back

[Providence Peep]

If we are being honest it's so tough to compare crowds after that Night after Wrestlemania Raw cause nothing compares to it.

The BRUNETTE FANDANGO CHICK IS BACK...

You're right about both, but the arena itself seems smaller.

[Cool King]

Sounds like Fandango has a new theme

Nah, it'll most likely just be music used when showing him backstage before his matches.

Just like the Diva's have AJ's old theme, "Right Now" when they're backstage before their matches.

[parkmania]

By the way, Iron Mike Sharpe is making his long-awaited return tonight. Ryan Clarke told me that, so it must be true. :shifty:

He's Y2J's next feud!

You heard it here first!

[Wishbone]

I have never seen a fast and furious movie. With all the ads during RAW I'm starting to become tempted to now though. Maybe advertisers actually do know what they're doing.

[Wishbone]

Yay Jericho's back!!!

[Providence Peep]

Has anyone ever written to the WWE Fan Services department and received a response?

[Wishbone]

Has anyone ever written to the WWE Fan Services department and received a response?

Doubtful

[Cool King]

I see a judges panel.

[Cool King]

And just as I say that, Jericho mentions it.

[Wishbone]

I feel like Jericho's hair is it's own entity and is constantly changing itself based on it's mood.

[Wishbone]

Bootaaaay!!!

[Cool King]

It's the dancing tomatoes!

[Corndad]

Fandumbo

[Cool King]

"Were the first 400 people busy?" :lol:

[Heisenberg]

Sweet Tea fuckin rules

[Wishbone]

Aww Fandango didn't get the streamer arch entrance tonight

[Innovator]

SHES BACK!

[Providence Peep]

Some people who went to WrestleMania and had their view obstructed by the massive support structures around the ring contacted the WWE and got free tickets to an upcoming event. I wrote to Adam Hopkins in the Fan Services department because my view of the ring at WM was obstructed, but I haven't heard back from anyone. Where are MY free tickets to an upcoming event?

[Wishbone]

JBL is by far the greatest announcer in wrestling today

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: already scoring Fandango

[Wishbone]

Damn pretty nice pop for Mr. Truth

[parkmania]

I missed it - when did R-Truth lose the US belt?

[Wishbone]

Some people who went to WrestleMania and had their view obstructed by the massive support structures around the ring contacted the WWE and got free tickets to an upcoming event. I wrote to Adam Hopkins in the Fan Services department because my view of the ring at WM was obstructed, but I haven't heard back from anyone. Where are MY free tickets to an upcoming event?

Unless you complain that your child was scared for life because of something at the event you won't get anything. This much I've learned about service department reps from the internet.

[Wishbone]

I missed it - when did R-Truth lose the US belt?

Don't think he's held it in a LONG time actually.

[Providence Peep]

Unless you complain that your child was scared for life because of something at the event you won't get anything. This much I've learned about service department reps from the internet.

Well but other people complained and got free tickets to an upcoming event.

[Heisenberg]

Effective segment, we can now confirm more of the brunette on our televisions.

[Poit]

OMG, Heyman & Lesnar DIDN'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT! Those bastards!

[Wishbone]

Well but other people complained and got free tickets to an upcoming event.

Bias ass WWE bastards. Probably ignoring you because you have a Christian pic for your avatar :foc:

[Cool King]

I missed it - when did R-Truth lose the US belt?

He lost it to The Miz in 2010.

[Droford]

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[Providence Peep]

Bias ass WWE bastards. Probably ignoring you because you have a Christian pic for your avatar :foc:

:lol: That explains it!

[Cool King]

Hey look, it's Triple H!

[Cool King]

"The Ryback".

[Cool King]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Ryback needs a throat lozenge.

[Corndad]

Bryan's beard is getting Legendary Status at this point.

[Providence Peep]

Bryan's beard is getting Legendary Status at this point.

2014 WWE Hall of Fame inductee: Daniel Bryan's beard

[Heisenberg]

Feel happy for Ziggler and his current aura/run. Good shit. Hiyatttttttttttttttttgt

[Cool King]

Swagger! Awesome!

[Emperor Smeat]

odd USA chant

Was the crowd chanting USA for Swagger (bad guy), Ziggler (bad guy), or Del Rio (Mexican)?

[Cool King]

Zeb actually has a good commentating voice.

[ClockShot]

Oooh. A little slow there, Zigs.

Evening, fellas.

[Cool King]

Looks like Ziggler actually got hurt by Del Rio's foot landing on the back of his head.

[Corndad]

Zeb "Del Rio has used a ladder before... I'll stop there" LOL

[Cool King]

Good commentating there for our French friends.

[ClockShot]

Wonder if that end was improvised. Dolph looks legit out of it.

[Cool King]

I love pissed off Swagger.

[Corndad]

Most over Swagger has ever been. Damn.

That ladder Spear on Ricardo was sick.

[ClockShot]

Brock was at Titan Towers?!

WHAAAAAAAAAAT. Should have made the drive for an autograph.

[Cool King]

I would die a happy man if I could tour the WWE HQ.

[Cool King]

Damn, Stephanie's looking good.

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Kaitlyn's ring tone

[Frank Drebin]

Coming in 2013:

The WWE NETW.....er....a partnership with Yahoo!

[ClockShot]

"Boing boing" for a Kaitlyn's alert tone.

*insert dick joke here*

[Cool King]

Yeah, that's definitely my text.

[Poit]

"I'm stooge?" :lol:

[Corndad]

So gonna be AJ and the hottest shit ever.

[Arrogance]

Casual Khali is money.

[ClockShot]

Sierra.....Hotel.......India.......Echo.........Lima........Delta.........SHIELD!

[Gone Mad]

lol JBL with a Something About Mary reference?

[Cool King]

Love Roman.

[Droford]

U so kofi

[ClockShot]

How'd Kofi get thrown in with the Usos for this match?

[Cool King]

Ah, The Uso's, this totally isn't going to be a squash.

[Arrogance]

"England footballer of the year." Well, it was a good try Cole.

[Corndad]

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[Frank Drebin]

Bulls up by 1, just so yall know.

[Frank Drebin]

I know by posting that the Heat will go on a 12-2 run to end the game.

[slik]

Lawler is annoying.

[Cool King]

Gareth Bale, eh?

I dunno. The Shield don't look like chimps to me.

[Corndad]

Wouldn't it be something if THIS is the team to finally beat the Shield.. uh... lol

[Frank Drebin]

Shield need to get some knight sticks and handcuffs from Bossman's old locker.

[Cool King]

So Dean has a new finisher then.

I like it.

[ClockShot]

Nifty finisher Ambrose got there.

[#1-norm-fan]

Kofi takes the fall instead of one of the Usos? Hmm...

[Frank Drebin]

I want to see Ziggler sell that finisher now.

[The Ripper]

Bulldog Driver? nice.

[#1-norm-fan]

I can see them using that to build to Ambrose taking the US Title while Reigns and Rollins take the Tag Titles. Not sure why else they would have had Kofi be the one to take the fall.

[slik]

http://distilleryimage11.ak.instagram.com/4dbeb246a55d11e2a82b22000a9f1408_7.jpg

^

A Rapper named Gunplay

[Cool King]

Antonioooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

[slik]

Cesaro is now a Swiss guard?

[Cool King]

Looking swish too.

[Corndad]

Cesaro AND Ryder on Raw. Vince must have found a way for both to lose lol

[ClockShot]

Tony Cesaro got an entrance.

But looks like the bad guy general from all those military movies we seen with that beret and shades.

[Cool King]

Or should I say, "Swiss". :shifty:

[The Ripper]

lol tech problems on live TV

[Cool King]

http://distilleryimage11.ak.instagram.com/4dbeb246a55d11e2a82b22000a9f1408_7.jpg

^

A Rapper named Gunplay

Shit name and shit tattoos.

[Immortal Moose]

Thankfully no yodeling

[ClockShot]

Shut that guy up.

[ClockShot]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

[The Ripper]

So Cesaro now has the most interesting man in the world gimmick now?

[#1-norm-fan]

Which W does he put in WWE?

[Corndad]

Pissed off Cesaro.

[slik]

Which W does he put in WWE?

World Wide Wrestling Entertainment

[Frank Drebin]

Bulls win, just so yall know.

[Cool King]

Which W does he put in WWE?

Both.

He's that good.

[Providence Peep]

Anyone else miss the days of the World Wrestling Federation?

[Emperor Smeat]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1520/swissdeath2.gif

[Frank Drebin]

Who was it that said he does something gif worthy in almost every match? He was right.

[slik]

Frank Drebin, who do you think would win a legit fist fight out of the following:

Cesaro vs. R-Truth

Zack Ryder vs. Big E Langston

Frank Drebin vs. Big Show

???

[ClockShot]

Megan Markle in "Suits" is hot.

That is all.

[Frank Drebin]

Frank Drebin, who do you think would win a legit fist fight out of the following:

Cesaro vs. R-Truth

Zack Ryder vs. Big E Langston

Frank Drebin vs. Big Show

???

The answer to all is Frank Drebin. :D

[Corndad]

Would piss if I lived in that house across the street.

[ClockShot]

You gotta wonder if today was someone's first day on the job and he/she had no clue what the fuck was going on and cops were called because Brock and Paul forced themselves in and trash Trips' office?

[Corndad]

LOL the guy in the Elevator

[ClockShot]

Chick working the desk gotta be my age.

I wonder if they're hiring?

[Volare]

FANDANGO THEME!! hahahaha

[Frank Drebin]

We going to get a long ass Mass Effect style elevator ride?

[Cool King]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1520/swissdeath2.gif

Well, that didn't take long.

[Frank Drebin]

How long until someone tries to recreate this and waltz up to the 4th floor?

[Frank Drebin]

Hope this ends in a Bang Bus.

[Cool King]

"Good morning! I don't know either one of you two!" :lol:

[ClockShot]

Hot secretary Triple H got there.

[Corndad]

Sledgehammer on the Wall

[Frank Drebin]

Hot secretary Triple H got there.

The first chick he ran into on the 4th floor kinda looked like a younger, less wallered out Steph.....

[Theo Dious]

This angle is seriously boring as fuck.

[The Ripper]

Brock with a toy belt, lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Shouldn't the WWE be a lot more busy on Monday considering RAW gives on later in the day.

[Poit]

Hey, Triple H has a ThinkPad.

[Corndad]

Loving Heyman's Commentary

[Poit]

Erm... had.

[Droford]

Lol brick broke the sledgehammer

[Cool King]

And there we see the new WWE logo!

[Theo Dious]

Yes Brock Lesnar is a serious badass who can trash an office. I AM SCARED.

[Theo Dious]

Christ Macaulay Culkin did worse to hotel rooms.

[The Ripper]

the logo has one W now....what does that stand for now?

[Cool King]

Wait, I thought Triple H had a Mac in one of the pictures Heyman took?

But in that video, there was no Mac.

[Cool King]

Loving the new belt design.

[Droford]

the logo has one W now....what does that stand for now?

Brock took out the w that cessaro put in

[DrCrawford]

pretty sure it was the monitor on the desk that brock falcon punched

[slik]

the logo has one W now....what does that stand for now?

Wide Entertainment

[Droford]

Loving the new belt design.

Its the new wwe Mexican fiesta taco shell title that del Rio will debut when he wins it

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I like to imagine that was actually the office of some staffer who happened to call out on Monday. Great rib when he arrives on Tuesday morning.</font>

[The Ripper]

Brock took out the w that cessaro put in

and that W...

W= Wrestling

[Frank Drebin]

Heyman looking like the Great and Powerful OZ.

[ClockShot]

Pretty small arena. Where are they tonight?

[Cool King]

http://imageshack.us/a/img855/3789/phfm.png

[The Ripper]

Loving the new belt design.

It looks like what it's worth now.

[Frank Drebin]

So he's not mad that his office is in shambles and his employees have been physically assaulted?

[Frank Drebin]

2 OFFICES?!?!? SWERVE!!!

[The Ripper]

So the ring is Triple H's other office...I could image him putting a desk in the middle of the ring and doing paper work during a match.

[Droford]

The ring used to be taker's yard
Edges bedroom..
Now its hhh's office

[DaVe]

Had to pop in and say WWE Headquarters are awesome. Wish I worked in an office that good...

[Droford]

I wonder if the COO before hhh had a nice office like that

I bet big Johnny did not

[Arrogance]

No, O'Doyle rules.

[KIRA]

"I'm the guy that tore through the attitude era"

Uh no that would be Stone Cold and The Rock and the Undertaker and... nevermind .

[Cool King]

The only real monsters are these guys.

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[Theo Dious]

"I'm the guy that tore through the attitude era"

Uh no that would be Stone Cold and The Rock and the Undertaker and... nevermind .

Right because Triple H did nothing in the Attitude Era.

[Droford]

Kaitlyn and the funkadactyls sounds like a band

[ClockShot]

I wonder if that show was what made the Bellas come back to WWE? Since it sounds like it's mainly centered around them.

And that they're near clones of the Kardashians.

[Providence Peep]

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[Savio]

random way to to use a brock date

[Droford]

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I'm a beaver guy?

[Cool King]

YES!

Kaitlyn!

[Droford]

Doesn't that mean aj's gonna win the belt

[slik]

Just imagined Mark Henry doing an add for toilet bowl cleaner...

"The World's Strongest Man needs the World's Strongest Toilet Bowl Cleaner. That's why I use Clorox."

[KIRA]

Right because Triple H did nothing in the Attitude Era.

I can't determine if this is sarcasm or not. He was a the man in the attitude eras last days but thats cause he was forced fed to us, in DX he was upper mid-card.

[Cool King]

Those kids look too young to be online/social networking.

[slik]

LOL @ puppets

[Cool King]

It's amazing that a single word has managed to stay alive for 12 years after it was first used.

[Droford]

Sheamus put mustard under his eyes

[Cool King]

Sheamus put mustard under his eyes

Either that or it's a piss stain.

[Droford]

Bears!

[ClockShot]

What are we looking at for a main event tonight?

[stultiloquy]

You burtur be suryus!

[slik]

Extreme Brules

LOL

[stultiloquy]

Barrett's music doesn't fit him at all.

[slik]

What are we looking at for a main event tonight?

Ryback vs Kane

First time ever.

[ClockShot]

Jacket one week, not jacket the next, jacket this week.

Take it or leave it, Wade.

[KIRA]

And yet if Sheamus had remarked on Henry's skin color his ass would be so jammed with Civil groups that they'd be cutting the promo Sheamus is giving now.



also dear god Barrett go back to "End of Days"

[Cool King]

Fantastic commentary from Mark Henry. :lol:

[KIRA]

Mark henry is my new fave wrestler his shutting up Cole and praising JBL is too awesome

[Corndad]

Mark Henry on Commentary every week.

[stultiloquy]

Was hoping Mark was going to smash Cole into a heap since he wouldn't shut up.

[stultiloquy]

Regal needs to take Barrett under his wing and teach him the 'Power of the Punch'.

[Corndad]

Strap Match Bitches.

[Cool King]

With all these British sports references from JBL, I'm expecting him to mention Dundee's relegation from the SPL when someone loses.

[Savio]

Strap match?

[Corndad]

Mark Henry smacktalk is the best. LOL

[ClockShot]

Where'd that belt come from?

[Droford]

Irish whippin match

[ClockShot]

Ah, that's where.

Disregard.

[stultiloquy]

Only a matter of time until someone makes that clip of Henry forcibly removing that man's belt a gif.

[Corndad]

:eek: at the Welts on Sheamus's back

[KIRA]

GIVE MARK A CLIP-ON MIC so he can keep talkin smack

[Savio]

like he stole sumthin

[parkmania]

I missed it - when did R-Truth lose the US belt?

Don't think he's held it in a LONG time actually.

He lost it to The Miz in 2010.

Whoops, ok, wrong belt. I meant the IC belt that he accidentally won from Barrett.

[Droford]

Lol a dance off

[Cool King]

A dance off!?

A can't miss Raw for sure!

[ClockShot]

A dance off?

Stacy Keibler brought in as guest judge? I hope.

[Droford]

A dance off?

Stacy Keibler brought in as guest judge? I hope.

Rikishi

[Cool King]

Whoops, ok, wrong belt. I meant the IC belt that he accidentally won from Barrett.

R-Truth has never been IC Champion.

Are you not maybe thinking of The Miz? He won the IC title from Barrett at WrestleMania but lost it back to him the next day.

[Droford]

Ryback vs Cena in an extreme home Makeover last man sanding match

[parkmania]

Disco Inferno and Alex Wright

[KIRA]

Fast and Furious 6 I'm suprised they bothered to write a script and not just show half naked women and car races for an hour.

[parkmania]

R-Truth has never been IC Champion.

Are you not maybe thinking of The Miz? He won the IC title from Barrett at WrestleMania but lost it back to him the next day.

Then the following week didn't Truth win the belt from Barrett when he accidentally knocked Wade loopy and the ref counted 3? Either I'm going crazy(er), or is this a "Y2J didn't beat HHH" moment?

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Not even Ryback saying "Wake Up!" would work for this match.

[Corndad]

This somehow ends with Run ins from Bryan, Shield, Cena in that order.

[ClockShot]

Sierra....Hotel......India......Echo.....Lima.....Delta.......SHIELD!

[Corndad]

So far so right lol

[Corndad]

This somehow ends with Run ins from Bryan, Shield, Cena in that order.

[ClockShot]

Whatever.

Good night.

[Cool King]

I'm expecting that tongue wiggle Ryback did at the end there to become a gif.

[Droford]

Should have put cena's leg in the chair ad stomped

[slik]

Ryback is a damn jezebel!

[Poit]

Then the following week didn't Truth win the belt from Barrett when he accidentally knocked Wade loopy and the ref counted 3? Either I'm going crazy(er), or is this a "Y2J didn't beat HHH" moment?

That wasn't a title match.