The Corporate Ministry II: The Undertaker and The Shield

[Swish]

How awesome would this be?. Another take over,
This time Taker and The Shield forming together to form The Corporate Ministry II. Bringing down Cena, taking out Ryback, destroying HHH..

[Savio]

It wouldn't make sense

[Swish]

It wouldn't make sense

You know it makes perfect fucking sense.

[whiteyford]

Explain to us if you wheel the sense in a group who has been dominant over everyone needing a guy who wrestles once or twice a year as their 4th member.

[Swish]

Explain to us if you wheel the sense in a group who has been dominant over everyone needing a guy who wrestles once or twice a year as their 4th member.

I didn't say he'd be the 4th member, He's the leader,
he's the one who's giving the Shield the power......

However, I can tell you right now that I know
100% who the 4th member is going to turn out to be.

And it's no one in NXT.

[Savio]

Its TRIPLE H!!!!

[whiteyford]

So they're taking orders from a guy who appears on tv maybe 6 times a year and none of them have any connection with, and you want to turn what has been a highly successful gimmick and rehash one from 15 years ago and basically relegate them to minions? Why not just rehash the nWo and see if you can reform Creed and it'll be like 1999 again.

And who do you 100% know is the 4th member, please enlighten us all?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Also, where does the "corporate" part come into play here? The Shield have been anything but corporate.

[Juan]

No.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nope.

[owenbrown]

No way this will work.

[Swish]

Also, where does the "corporate" part come into play here? The Shield have been anything but corporate.


This 4th member isn't going to be someone weak minded.
He's a strong guy. It's clearly been seen the past few weeks on Raw.

As for the word "corporate". Well maybe I was being far fetched
but shorten it to The Ministry....

[whiteyford]

So who is it then?

[Swish]

So who is it then?

Have you been watching Raw???.

[whiteyford]

You said you knew, 100%, so who is it?

[owenbrown]

he doesn't know

[Swish]

You said you knew, 100%, so who is it?

I'm asking if you've been watching Raw?

I do know 100% I'm just pointing out,
that it's so obvious who it's going to be.....

[whiteyford]

Well then instead of avoiding it just answer.

[owenbrown]

then tell us who you think it obviously is. stop with the false suspense.

[whiteyford]

You should bring out the banhammer if he keeps stalling. Or use it on Skippord just because he's terrible. Dealers choice.

[Swish]

then tell us who you think it obviously is. stop with the false suspense.

I will if you stop farting on my rep..



I'll give you a few hints.....



7 ft 0 in (2.13 m)
323 lb

[whiteyford]

Did you just want a game of charades and this has been a Vince Russo like abortion of a build?

[owenbrown]

stop with the fucking hints.

[Swish]

Did you just want a game of charades and this has been a Vince Russo like abortion of a build?


Seriously, you can't get that? omfg..

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Kevin Nash is coming back!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh shit wait. It's Kurrgan!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cannot believe they waited this long to rehash the oddities really. It's been a long time coming.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I hope they put Rollins in the Golga mask though, wouldn't want to cover up Roman Reigns glorious hair.

[Swish]

Guess again, he's currently active in WWE...

And has just recently had a small part "against" The Shield.

[whiteyford]

Fandango is incorporating stilts into his gimmick.

[owenbrown]

I've had about enough of this...

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Hold up, is undertaker the leader or Kurrgan? Cause I smell a future feud once the stable breaks down right there

[Swish]

I've had about enough of this...


Oh for fuck sake, KANE!!!!!!!...

Can you not see it?

[whiteyford]

It's Daniel Bryan, he's just been crouched down this entire time.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

How rad is ICP playing The Shield to the ring at wrestle mania going to be

[whiteyford]

You joke but that'd be amazing .

[whiteyford]

Fuck Puff Daddy, I'd get Wrestlemania for a rendition of some Great Milenko tracks halfway through it.

[owenbrown]

fucks sake, it was like pulling teeth getting him to answer the question.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Swish, how did you get your inside Kurrgan information anyway? I'm a long time fan of his. Can you get me an autograph?

[Poit]

Ministry of Justice

[itsmeJD]

Swish may be one of my least favorite posters ever. I'd also like to take a notch away from whiteyford and Iggy for dragging this shit out, and for Owenbrown for not banning and closing this thread after the original post.

[owenbrown]

notch this