mike adamle's **OFFICIAL** 5/13/13 WWE Raw is War Welcome back Thread Starring DttS

[mike adamle]

Tonight On Raw we will see Ryback continue his angle with John Cena.

Hopefully Brock and Triple H show up.

Dolph will probably forfeit the belt.

[Heisenberg]

Didn't catch SD last Friday, but I'm pretty sure they'll recap that Ziggler coverage tonight on RAW is WAR

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_badge/public/talent/shield/brocklesner_badge.png-Destroyer of Offices and Vadge Pounder of Sable

[el bobbo]

Didn't catch SD last Friday, but I'm pretty sure they'll recap that Ziggler coverage tonight on RAW is WAR

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_badge/public/talent/shield/brocklesner_badge.png-Destroyer of Offices and Vadge Pounder of Sable

We're going to need a solid hour and a half of recaps tonight, as well as a good 30 minutes dedicated to the dance-off.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

3rd Raw thread you've started in a row Adamle. Good for you dude. :y:

[mike adamle]

Naw it's my first day back from being banned, I see you still haven't smartened up any since I've been gone.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Riiiiiiiight.

[Volare]

Welcome back sir.

[mike adamle]

Thanks bro!

[Corndad]

The Dancing thing will be whatever but we get to watch this dance with Jericho. My god life can be so good. Don't know about this new censorship deal so I'll tag it just in case.


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[ClockShot]

Don't know how Vince convinced this chick from Dancing with the Stars to appear. I hope it's out of the way within the first 2 hours.

Just give me my dose of Shield destruction and Fandango's brunette dancer and it's a night for me.

[mike adamle]

32 minutes till showtime. Wonder how many times I'll get banned during tonight's show.

[Theo Dious]

Don't know how Vince convinced this chick from Dancing with the Stars to appear.

Probably had something to do with monetary compensation for professional performance services rendered on a television broadcast.

WTF "how Vince convinced her." She's a performer. I'm sure they pitched her the idea and she agreed, probably having something to do with Jericho's past on the show, they discussed payment and a deal was made. The idea that she had to be wooed, coaxed, and cajoled into this is absurd.

[slik]

RAW is on tonight.

#WWPT

[Cool King]

Who pissed in the ring?

[Corndad]

Dance off first...

[Immortal Moose]

Getting this out of the way early.

[Cool King]

Strange yellow hue on the ring there.

[slik]

Dance off to start Raw, eh.

[Corndad]

It's not even the Brunette LOL

[Cool King]

Wigan mention. :lol:

I love JBL on commentary, his british football references are just great.

[Cool King]

Summer Rae just reminds me of Kelly Kelly.

[Corndad]

Freakin Edyta.

[Volare]

EDYTA FOR WWE!!

[Theo Dious]

So basically they've cloned Kelly Kelly?

[Corndad]

#RawIsEdyta

[el bobbo]

That chick is freaking gorgeous. Both of them are.

[Theo Dious]

Summer Rae just reminds me of Kelly Kelly.

:mad:

[Corndad]

Hes just standing there LOL

[Volare]

FANDANGO IS GOLD!!

[Arrogance]

She is certainly hotter than Kelly Kelly. Probably doesn't even piss in sinks.

[Volare]

Nope on a platum plated toilet.

[el bobbo]

She fell!

[Volare]

SHE IS KELLY KELLY!!

[slik]

that evil jezebel!

[Corndad]

Maybe this is getting rid of the Blonde dancer?

[Volare]

Lively crowd though tonight.

[ClockShot]

I'd like to file a missing persons report.

Looking for a hot brunette chick dancing alongside Fandango. Last seen last week on Monday Night Raw. Absolutely gorgeous and can dance. Real name unknown.

That enough information to go on?

[Volare]

SWERVE!!

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[parkmania]

So, Chris Jericho just hit the dance floor, eh?

[slik]

Summer Rae is a damn jezebel!

That evil woman keeng!!

[Cool King]

Ryback and his bad hat!

[el bobbo]

Cena is going to overcome the odds in this 6-man tag match.

[el bobbo]

Why is this match?

[Cool King]

Ryder rocking the late 90's Nick Carter look with that hair.

[slik]

I predict Ryder will win clean, 1-2-3.

If I am wrong, Kane Knight will leave the forums forever.

[KyleEmmott]

I honestly think they're going to do something with Ryder, he's been used a lot recently, even if it's jobbing but he's been talking about his new gimmick and slowly getting a new look. Just watch and see.

[Cool King]

"Hey, while you're watching this match, also watch this interview on your phone!"

[Cool King]

Big Johnny!

[slik]

Ryder back to the pants look.

Looks generic now.

Bring back half-pants/half-trunks.

[Arrogance]

Fucking Lesnar, always making me hungry with the Jimmy John's logo.

[KyleEmmott]

Ryder back to the pants look.

Looks generic now.

Bring back half-pants/half-trunks.


Just watch, Ryder will be back #RyderOrRiot

[Cool King]

Ryder back to the pants look.

Looks generic now.

Bring back half-pants/half-trunks.

I can only hope that the return to tights and the new hair will lead to a return of the tag team of Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder.

[KyleEmmott]

I can only hope that the return to tights and the new hair will lead to a return of the tag team of Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder.

It will be!!

[Cool King]

JBL. :lol:

[Cool King]

We all know the Pope loves his wrestling.

[Corndad]

Maybe something just haven't noticed before but why does one of the Funkadacyles only have 1 pom pom lol

[Cool King]

Woooo! Million of Dollas!

[slik]

I predict Ryder will win clean, 1-2-3.

If I am wrong, Kane Knight will leave the forums forever.

Fare thee well, tpww's rose.

[Cool King]

lol wow, so Darren Young basically stabbed Brodus Clay in the face to win the match.

[KyleEmmott]

All four of my goldfish died today, WE SHALL ALL NOW TAKE A 1 MINUTE OF POSTING SILENCE. THANK YOU.

[slik]

RIP ur fish.

Teddy Long hear to shake things up.

TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA!!

[slik]

LOL.

You were both the #1 contender. Now neither of you are.

#Sux2BeUPlaya!

[Cool King]

I Quit match?

Well that's random. I thought it would have been a number one contender's ladder match.

[Corndad]

Wished would have still kept it some sort of Ladder Match but eh. Gotta do with what you have.

[Cool King]

I keep forgetting that Kofi is US Champion. :(

[Cool King]

Oh God, give Ambrose that title!

[KyleEmmott]

I'm interested in the match... It feels weird though because I feel like The Shield aren't "signed" officially.

[Corndad]

Does that U.S. match mean Reigns and Rollins go for the Tag Titles?

[ClockShot]

Mean Mark got himself a strap.

This could be good.

[Cool King]

Texas Bullrope Match!

[Frank Drebin]

Just not excited for this ppv which means it probably won't be that bad. Going to go to Tara's bar to watch and not pay for it.

[GD]

Is the chat thread still active?

[ClockShot]

Poor Josh, you just became the volunteer for this demostration.

[Corndad]

Extreme Rules might be Stream worthy. About it.

[el bobbo]

With all of the YouTube and social media things the WWE promotes, why do they fill up all of their air time with recaps?

[Frank Drebin]

the site went down when it sounded like Henry said he was "feeling a little Jewish"

[Cool King]

12 Rounds 2?

So shouldn't that be 24 Rounds then? :shifty:

[GD]

12 Rounds 2 :lol:

[Corndad]

Isn't that EXACTLY how the first 12 rounds went lol Awful.

[Frank Drebin]

Orton with the same look on his face in every shot

[KIRA]

So 12 rounds is the bastard no-account offspring of The collecter and SAW?

MUST SEE!

[GD]

Can't wait for The Chaperone meets Knucklehead.

[Frank Drebin]

FELLAS!!! ROUND ONE OF THE HOTTEST WRASSLER IN OCW IS UP!!

So pumped.

[Cool King]

Antoniooooooooo!!!!

[GD]

There goes that push.

[slik]

#TeamCesaro

[ClockShot]

Orton still gets some of the loudest pops around.

Wanna see him back in the title hunt soon.

[el bobbo]

Have Cesaro and Orton ever faced off before?

[Frank Drebin]

Orton just floating without a feud or story line for months on end.

[GD]

lol Cesaro slipped.

[Frank Drebin]

I would download it Cole, but its been two weeks since you've shown me how, and I forgot.

[Cool King]

Cole repeating the "New way to watch television" thing just makes me feels like I'm watching gamplay of WWE '13.

[Frank Drebin]

Cole repeating the "New way to watch television" thing just makes me feels like I'm watching gamplay of WWE '13.

HES ALSO A VERY RELIGIOUS MAN, YOU KNOW THAT?? HE WORSHIPS HIMSELF.......

[ClockShot]

Ugh. May have to stay up late if that 6-man tag is the main event.

Gotta work early tomorrow morning. Which is a rare occurance for me on a tuesday.

[Frank Drebin]

the movie star is back.....?

[Poit]

Miz is back!

[el bobbo]

Nice sized pop for The Miz.

[Corndad]

Miz. Mr. PPV.... Pre Show.

[Cool King]

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[ClockShot]

Indians just split a doubleheader with the Yankees today, King.

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!

[Cool King]

Why is Cole snorting?

I missed what was said.

[Frank Drebin]

Da Fuq are Cole and King giggling about?

[Cool King]

Barrett wasn't watching, Cole. He's giving an interview.

You just told us to watch it.

[ClockShot]

When you gotta get people to pop for the Figure 4, something's wrong.

Right?

[ClockShot]

OOOH! 6-MAN'S NEXT!

[Cool King]

That's nice. End it with Alicia holding the Divas Championship upside down.

[Emperor Smeat]

When you gotta get people to pop for the Figure 4, something's wrong.

Right?
WWE picked the wrong person to do the move or at least should have realized by now the Miz can't do it properly.

[Corndad]

I thought this was the Main Event. WTH.

[Immortal Moose]

Shield sweep on Sunday.

[ClockShot]

Shield's gonna go gold this sunday, fellas.

You heard it here first.

[Cool King]

Tag Team Tornado Match!

[parkmania]

Aaaand... there's the other shoe - all the Shield will have belts after Extreme Rules.

Once again, the PTP get the shaft.

[Cool King]

I thought this was the Main Event. WTH.

The main event is Big E vs most likely Del Rio.

[ClockShot]

Sierra......Hotel........India..........Echo.........Lima........Delta.......SHIELD!

[Immortal Moose]

Come on Rollins, don't let me down.

[ClockShot]

Let's drop that cage down and make this really interesting.

[Arrogance]

Despite what a cynical smarky shit I am, it still feels like serious business when the Shield come down. I am a fan of that.

[Cool King]

King: They always think they're going to win, everytime they compete.

Isn't that what you're supposed to think whenever you compete in something?

[GD]

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This is pathetic.

[GD]

Roommate is upset because I am not watching the basketball game.

[dronepool]

Fuck this app shit, watch an interview during a match and now watch the rest of the match on it?

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>fun fact:daniel bryanson is the travelocity roaming gnome on weekends&amp; the stunt double for yukon cornelius<a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23raw">#raw</a></p>&mdash; Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/334124218327367681">May 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Seth Rollins casually walks into a chokeslam and Kane channels his old badassery nice.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>This wrestling stuff in the six man isn't half bad. Why did we fill the entire first hour of the show with dancing? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/334125713584168961">May 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Innovator]

Turned RAW on to see Orton RKO Cesaro, turned it off.

[el bobbo]

HE WILL OVERCOME

[Corndad]

Those last 5 mins were awesome. God Bless Daniel Bryan.

[Immortal Moose]

DAMMIT

[Poit]

Seth Rollins has never been pinned until now!

... except when he lost the NXT Championship. Ignore that.

[ClockShot]

C'mon, Ambrose. Not like this.

[KIRA]

Love you dean but tone it down man

[Immortal Moose]

Seth Rollins has never been pinned until now!

... except when he lost the NXT Championship. Ignore that.

NXT isn't canon.

[ClockShot]

Just turn around, go back, and kill 'em.

[el bobbo]

Kill his ankle!

[slik]

Ryback is a damn jezebel!

[Emperor Smeat]

So according to that 6 man tag match, the Shield won't be loosing at ER (been too dominate against Team Hell No) and Cena would have easily beaten Ryback prior to the sneak chair attack (hasn't been consistent in selling the ankle injury).

[Cool King]

Black wrestler coming out to rap.

I would have never have expected that.

[Cool King]

Swaggaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[Corndad]

Swagger won the poll? LOL

[GD]

It was Judgement Day, Cole!

[Cool King]

That was at Judgment Day, Cole.

[Lock Jaw]

Yessss for choosing Swagger. More WWE Pool points for me in this final week.

[KIRA]

I gotta say Big E has a fantastic rack.

[Immortal Moose]

Langston does need to work on his selling

[Cool King]

Swagger wins!

[Emperor Smeat]

Ricardo should consider investing in a heavier bucket

[Cool King]

Wow, I think I just saw a Chyna sign.

[slik]

Still recovering from other news I read about Arnold Schwarzenegger starring in a remake of The Toxic Avenger, missed half of Big E Jazzy Jeff & Jack Swagger...how was the match?

[KIRA]

In fact his finisher should just be holding his opponents head lovingl to hiis chest until their fear of the new homosexual love they feel forces them to tap out.

[KyleEmmott]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>fun fact:daniel bryanson is the travelocity roaming gnome on weekends&amp; the stunt double for yukon cornelius<a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23raw">#raw</a></p>&mdash; Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/334124218327367681">May 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Weird that he referred to him as Daniel Bryanson

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[slik]

This might be the first time RAW has been sponsored by an underwear company.

Seperate note, I have never heard of this underwear company. Gildan.

[Cool King]

Has Vince and Matt Groening signed some sort of deal or something?

[Cool King]

Natalya taps to AJ.

Bad times.

[slik]

Nice submission by AJ.

[KyleEmmott]

" I could never date AJ, I'm allergic to nuts!" - King
Hahahahahahahahah

[Arrogance]

That submission might be my favorite move I've ever seen from a diva.

[Ermaximus]

I find it sad that AJ has a better submission move than about 90% of the other wrestlers on the roster that use submission holds.

[KyleEmmott]

Gildan is getting more exposure then whole roster

[Corndad]

Sweet Submission there.

[slik]

That submission might be my favorite move I've ever seen from a diva.

Agreed.

[Lock Jaw]

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[slik]

Gildan is getting more exposure then whole roster

Michael Cole better get as excited about the underwear as JR did about Skittles

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>the jokes on @<a href="https://twitter.com/natbynature">natbynature</a> she doesnt know OUR safety word ;)way to go babe @<a href="https://twitter.com/wweajlee">wweajlee</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23raw">#raw</a></p>&mdash; Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/334136542744416256">May 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Ermaximus]

Michael Cole better get as excited about the underwear as JR did about Skittles

FRUITY! LOOMY! COLORFUL! FRUIT OF THE LOOM!

[Corndad]

Triple H gets the Cena Crowd Camera Swoop.

[Corndad]

I hope for the guys who put the Cage together they at least use it for a Dark Match or something tonight.

[slik]

I hope the show goes long so HHH can take his time building to his point.

[Savio]

Wow that pop was fake

[slik]

BORC LESBER

[Savio]

HHH needs fake pops now

[Corndad]

Heyman calling HHH out

[slik]

The fat little penguin speaks the truth.

[slik]

BITCH Lesnar

[KyleEmmott]

Brock the Bitch

[Corndad]

OH Snap.

[slik]

Brock is so winning Sunday after that.

[Immortal Moose]

Brock is so winning Sunday after that.

yep

[Poit]

That submission might be my favorite move I've ever seen from a diva.

Didn't Gail Kim do the same move?

[Raven Reaper]

12 Rounds 2?

So shouldn't that be 24 Rounds then? :shifty:

Makes sense to me.

[Cool King]

Didn't Gail Kim do the same move?

Yes.

Yes she did.

[mike adamle]

Can't believe Triple H called Brock Lesnar a bitch. I am so pumped for their Steel Cage match now!!!!!

[Bad News Gertner]

Solid ending to Raw

[The Condor]

Didn't see the show but contemplating watching it on DVR. Not sure if I'm really interested at all

[mike adamle]

The 6 Man Tag Elimination Match was worth checking out. Plus, Triple H called Brock Lesnar a bitch LIVE on tv.

[Swiss Ultimate]

starring DTTS :D

[DaVe]

I know nothing about dancing but Summer Rae sucks at dancing for sure.

Having done a bit of research, apparently Fandango's original partner is a college girl who can't attend each week.

[Sepholio]

THE OCTOPUS! THE OCTOPUS! THE OCTOPUS! BBQ SAUCE! THE OCTOPUS! THE OCTOPUS! THE OCTOPUS! TAP OUT TAP OUT TAP OUT TAP OUT!

[Poit]

...?

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