I hope Kane goes to TNA when his WWE contract is up.

[mike adamle]

There are so many FRESH match ups he could have over in TNA.

Kane vs. Abyss is a dream match.
Kane vs. Crimson would tear the roof off.
Kane vs. Samoa Joe would be a brawl for the ages.
Kane vs. Bully Ray would be good. And if RVD came back to TNA you could rehash the Kane & RVD vs. Dudleyz feud.
Kane vs. Chavo Guerrero could happen at BFG and be given more than 7 seconds.
Kane vs. Hernandez would be a battle of the beasts.
Kane vs. AJ Styles, or Austin Aries, or even Christopher Daniels would be GREAT little-big man matchups.
You could possibly even have Kane vs. NWO Red Sting.

Just so many awesome things could come out of this.

[GD]

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[Shisen Kopf]

Lol TNA

[whiteyford]

Why would he go to a company bereft of his most, only, successful gimmick when he's financially secure and already in his 40s to follow every other ex WWE star and plummet in value after a few months?

[mike adamle]

Because he'd like to work with said names I mentioned in the original post if you'd read the thread.

[Lock Jaw]

THAT'S GOTTA BE CAIN, WHAT IS CAIN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?! THIS IS SO BIZARRE

[whiteyford]

Yeah, Abyss is a dream match for him I'm sure.

[mike adamle]

Just like it was for Mick Foley.

[whiteyford]

Right, and you understand that Foley, like Abyss to an extent, built his career around garbage wrestling, Kane didn't.

[mike adamle]

But their gimmicks are very similar and made for feuds against one another. A monster's ball match between Kane and Abyss would make perfect sense....

[whiteyford]

Not really since the gimmick stays in WWE.

[mike adamle]

Names stay in WWE, gimmicks can go anywhere. He could easily come in as Kayne or Cain with the same exact gimmick.

[whiteyford]

Right, that isn't how it works, the company created the gimmick thus they own it.

[mike adamle]

Just like how Kurt Angle isn't using the same gimmick in TNA that he was using in WWE :roll:

[whiteyford]

What, that he's an Olympic gold medallist?

[Wishbone]

Right, that isn't how it works, the company created the gimmick thus they own it.

So long as he didn't mention being "related" to the Undertaker and used a different name there's nothing that WWE could do to stop him. However, this whole idea is stupid as Kane would never leave WWE when he's basically a made man there. I also seriously doubt that he'd even consider any of those guys mentioned to be dream matches for him.

[Wishbone]

Right, and you understand that Foley, like Abyss to an extent, built his career around garbage wrestling, Kane didn't.

Piss off with the garbage wrestling crap. Foley is a hall of famer and a legend. :mad:

[Ultra Mantis]

THAT'S GOTTA BE CAIN, WHAT IS CAIN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?! THIS IS SO BIZARRE

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Cain Dingle or we riot.

[Shisen Kopf]

Huh? What the hell is that? Post American things not euro crap.

[whiteyford]

That's half his gimmick, he's the Undertakers brother, without the connection there's no real gimmick at all. He can't even really allude to it either, pretty sure there's been legal threats made in the past during the Monday night wars for that kinda thing.

[Shisen Kopf]

So long as he didn't mention being "related" to the Undertaker and used a different name there's nothing that WWE could do to stop him. However, this whole idea is stupid as Kane would never leave WWE when he's basically a made man there. I also seriously doubt that he'd even consider any of those guys mentioned to be dream matches for him.

He could be Kone, ice cream truck driver who's face got frozen in a dry ice accident. Blue mask and blue ring gear. That would be awesome.

[whiteyford]

Piss off with the garbage wrestling crap. Foley is a hall of famer and a legend. :mad:

The KOTD was a blemish on his otherwise outstanding catch as catch can accomplishments.

[whiteyford]

He could be Kone, ice cream truck driver who's face got frozen in a dry ice accident. Blue mask and blue ring gear. That would be awesome.

It's TNA, that could happen.

[Shisen Kopf]

Cactus Jack was garbage but Dude Love was high class technical rasslin.

[mike adamle]

Yes he could, alls they'd need to do is talk about how "Cain wears that mask to cover his disfigured face from burns he received as a child." They could say acid burns, burns from boiling water, burns from anything besides a fire started by his brother the Undertaker and it wouldn't be gimmick infringement.

[Ultra Mantis]

Huh? What the hell is that? Post American things not euro crap.

Cain Dingle > America. USA #2. etc

[Shisen Kopf]

It's TNA, that could happen.

Chilly McFreeze

[mike adamle]

He could be Kone, ice cream truck driver who's face got frozen in a dry ice accident. Blue mask and blue ring gear. That would be awesome.

That would be CLASSIC

[slik]

Lol what?

[Shisen Kopf]

Yes he could, alls they'd need to do is talk about how "Cain wears that mask to cover his disfigured face from burns he received as a child." They could say acid burns, burns from boiling water, burns from anything besides a fire started by his brother the Undertaker and it wouldn't be gimmick infringement.

They should get an undertaker look alike and call him the Embalmer and he set the fire. Totally different.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Ha haaaaa. Team Gorm strikes again. Take that everyone else. Adamle got you good here!

#TeamGorm

[whiteyford]

Yes he could, alls they'd need to do is talk about how "Cain wears that mask to cover his disfigured face from burns he received as a child." They could say acid burns, burns from boiling water, burns from anything besides a fire started by his brother the Undertaker and it wouldn't be gimmick infringement.

I'm pretty sure that is too close not to be gimmick infringement, all your doing is rewriting Kanes gimmick and substituting one word for another.

[mike adamle]

Maybe they could have Kane come in as Abyss' brother. James Mitchell could be Kane's father. Abyss set the fire.

[Shisen Kopf]

Cain Dingle > America. USA #2. etc

No. USA #1. United Queendom #55 or lower. B/c of the pakis!

[Shisen Kopf]

Ha haaaaa. Team Gorm strikes again. Take that everyone else. Adamle got you good here!

#TeamGorm

Gay nigger AIDS

[Wishbone]

That's half his gimmick, he's the Undertakers brother, without the connection there's no real gimmick at all. He can't even really allude to it either, pretty sure there's been legal threats made in the past during the Monday night wars for that kinda thing.

Big, angry, masked monster is the gimmick. Just have him come in as the angry former world champion from another company (which has been alluded to in TNA for multiple guys). Kane's really just Abyss with more talent and the added connection to taker. Again though it's all a moot point because it's a stupid idea that'll never happen.

[whiteyford]

Maybe they could have Kane come in as Abyss' brother. James Mitchell could be Kane's father. Abyss set the fire.

So basically, so we're all on the same page here, you have no original ideas, you don't want the guy to jump ship because of his work but simply to rehash a gimmick from a different company but poorly and in front of a tiny percentage of the fan base who are watching the original now?

[mike adamle]

Kane's really just Abyss with more talent and the added connection to taker.

At least I'm not the only one who sees it.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Maybe Kane could have a lions den match with aj styles because it'd be so random and hilarious! Right guys? Ha haaaa

#TeamGorm

[Shisen Kopf]

I like my Kone idea. Book that shit.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Niggers

#TeamGorm

[whiteyford]

Maybe Kane could have a lions den match with aj styles because it'd be so random and hilarious! Right guys? Ha haaaa

#TeamGorm

Lions Den Iron Man match?

[mike adamle]

So basically, so we're all on the same page here, you have no original ideas, you don't want the guy to jump ship because of his work but simply to rehash a gimmick from a different company but poorly and in front of a tiny percentage of the fan base who are watching the original now?

There's so many fresh match ups. Imagine Cain vs. Zema Ion in an last man standing match. Kane destroys Zema for most of the match. Until Zema goes for a moonsault off the second rope to the floor, only to have his knee hit the top of Cain's head, temporarily paralyzing him a-la Jesse Sorensen. Could lead to an I quit rematch between the two, which Cain wins, once he recovers from being paralyzed.

[Wishbone]

TNA actually did the "brother" angle with Judas Masias (spelling?) and Abyss at one point. Had some Paul Bearer wannabe too.

[mike adamle]

Niggers

#TeamGorm

Kane vs. Devon in a chain match would be fun.

[whiteyford]

And we're done treating this sensibly now, good night.

[Shisen Kopf]

Maybe Kane could have a lions den match with aj styles because it'd be so random and hilarious! Right guys? Ha haaaa

#TeamGorm

No. It would be a Hippo Pit match with Abyss. Has to be that. Lions Den is gay!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kane is a lifer with WWE. When he's done he'll probably be a booker.

[Wishbone]

There's so many fresh match ups. Imagine Cain vs. Zema Ion in an last man standing match. Kane destroys Zema for most of the match. Until Zema goes for a moonsault off the second rope to the floor, only to have his knee hit the top of Cain's head, temporarily paralyzing him a-la Jesse Sorensen. Could lead to an I quit rematch between the two, which Cain wins, once he recovers from being paralyzed.

Zema Ion is fucking terrible, even by indy standards. How the hell he has a job in TNA while guys like Sonjay Dutt and Petey Williams are only part timers is beyond me.

[Shisen Kopf]

There's so many fresh match ups. Imagine Cain vs. Zema Ion in an last man standing match. Kane destroys Zema for most of the match. Until Zema goes for a moonsault off the second rope to the floor, only to have his knee hit the top of Cain's head, temporarily paralyzing him a-la Jesse Sorensen. Could lead to an I quit rematch between the two, which Cain wins, once he recovers from being paralyzed.

Just thought of some great idea: John Cena should change his name to John Zima gay beer drinker and he could come out to that crappy techno Juan and Beth listen too. Wooooo! Bobby Jaggers

Now that's

#teamGorm

[mike adamle]

Zema Ion is fucking terrible, even by indy standards. How the hell he has a job in TNA while guys like Sonjay Dutt and Petey Williams are only part timers is beyond me.

Kane vs. Zema Ion vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Petey Williams in Ultimate X would be EPIC

[mike adamle]

Imagine Cain giving Zema Ion a Tombstone Piledriver off of the Ultimate X structure.

[mike adamle]

That match could lead to Cain feuding with Petey Williams, tombstone vs. Canadian Destroyer.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Hahaha yeah you're so right adamle

#TeamGorm

[Shisen Kopf]

That match could lead to Cain feuding with Petey Williams, tombstone vs. Canadian Destroyer.

*America's hat Destroyer

[mike adamle]

Naturally I think Kane would be a good fit in the X Division, it's all about no limits.

[Kane Knight]

Names stay in WWE, gimmicks can go anywhere. He could easily come in as Kayne or Cain with the same exact gimmick.

IT'S KANYE! KANYE! BAH GAWD KANYE!

[Kane Knight]

It's the Large Red Contraption, Abel!

[mike adamle]

IT'S KANYE! KANYE! BAH GAWD KANYE!

No one said anything about Kanye West going to TNA

[Kane Knight]

I was referencing the Large Rouge Contraption, obv :roll:

[screech]

Lol Kone

[mike adamle]

I'd love to see Kone vs. Kurt Angle main event Bound For Glory.

[Shisen Kopf]

Woooooo Faggot spic!

gayNiggerAids!

#Gorm

Great post. Don't forget beaner buttfucker.

[Fignuts]

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Stop it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Really love the Kone idea. They should give that gimmick to Matt Morgan.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, this Three-Way Match X-Division shit needs to stop. Kenny King vs. Chris Sabin one-on-one for the X-Division Title, please. Re-hire Alex Shelley and give him a spotlight in the division, too. Chavo Guerrero, Petey Williams -- there's an X-Division forming.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kane vs. Abyss would make sense if they ever do a WWE vs. TNA crossover event. Let them go in Monster's Ball. Kane wins because he is the best.

[Lock Jaw]

#KONE2013

[OverTaker]

Kone getting a gimmick in TNA, yes
Kone going to tna prolly not :'(

[Fignuts]

I fucking hate all of you.

[Sepholio]

Wait....what's this?! IT'S PETE ROSE!!! PETE ROSE IS HERE AT SLAMMIVERSARY.

Now somebody cue Kone's theme song.

[Tazz Dan]

Why so people even reply seriously to these types of threads?

[whiteyford]

I guess we all hope we can save it, steer it towards something resembling a sensible topic, we're dreamers Tazz Dan, Dreamers.

[mike adamle]

I think this has been a pretty successful thread.

[Kane Knight]

Why so people even reply seriously to these types of threads?

Autism.

[The Condor]

Joesph Park will return for Kane

[Savio]

Names stay in WWE, gimmicks can go anywhere. He could easily come in as Kayne or Cain with the same exact gimmick.
Kanye

[mike adamle]

Once again, no one said anything about kanye west.

[Swiss Ultimate]

He's probably going to run for office.

[Bad News Gertner]

I'd like to see an Isaac Yankem vs Doug Williams feud

[mike adamle]

Joesph Park will return for Kane

This would actually be a great storyline. Since Kane is so into politics and Joseph Park is a kayfabe lawyer they should have them feud. Maybe bring in Kane as a kayfabe local mayor.

[Curd]

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Stop it.

Harmless fun, Figgy! :)

[Kane Knight]

Harmless fun, Figgy! :)

Fignuts opposes fun.

[Kane Knight]

He also opposes liberty, apple pie, and puppies.

[Curd]

This would actually be a great storyline. Since Kane is so into politics and Joseph Park is a kayfabe lawyer they should have them feud. Maybe bring in Kane as a kayfabe local mayor.

And for TNA to get more money out of the feud, have a cameo by Mayor McCheese as a paid ad placement for McDonald's! :)

[mike adamle]

Which would be possible if Hulk puts on the Red and Yellow again.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If Kane ever does decide to go into politics, he should do his evil laugh after debating taxes and such.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He should also lead up to it with a babyface run that moves away from his status as a monster. When The Undertaker eventually retires, The Undertaker thanks us all sincerely for all the support over the years. Kane's music hits and he comes out without a mask and in a suit and hands The Undertaker his own specially designed title belt.

Kane then starts to wrestle in red and yellow because they represent "The Spirit of America in professional wrestling." He wins one more WWE Championship as a babyface and then eventually retires and thanks us all for the support and such. He sets off his pyro one last time as "Real American" plays.

[mike adamle]

That would be awful :lol:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I want Kane to become a road agent after he retires. Would be nice for a chuckle to see a 7 foot road agent every time they have one of those huge pull-apart brawls.</font>

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've thought about that. Kane would be more than welcome to go on the road with WWE as a producer, but they'd probably keep him out of sight with that sort of stuff.

Has there a road agent pull-apart recently? I can't remember the last time I saw one. I want to see Arn Anderson, Dean Malenko and Jamie Noble in a scuffle, damn it. :(

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jamie Noble was so much fun. I actually really miss that guy. They should have it revealed that he is Kaitlyn's secret admirer for no reason. His storyline with Chuck Palumbo and Michelle McCool on SmackDown was far better than it had any right to be.

[Ultra Mantis]

If Zack Ryder leaves WWE, TNA could bring him in too and use his past with Cain as part of his new gimmick.

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