Caption Contest RESURRECTED: Raw, May 20th 2013

[Savio]

Basically if you don't know, your task is to make the funniest caption you can out of the photos below. If your caption is humorous you will most likely get repped. Obviously you don't have to caption every photo. Let's see if we can resurrect this.

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[Corporate CockSnogger]

These threads are always a great way to gauge just how unfunny an internet wrestling community is.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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See Curtis, that's when Iginfest posted about gauging how funny an internet wrestling community can be via captions. So I was thinking, what would it show? I mean, there will probably be some forced jokes and some memes before that Gorm thing shows up again, but what does it mean philosophically? What sort of infomation can you put in a caption? Websters dictionary defines a caption as a title or brief explanation appended to an article, illustration, or poster, but how brief is brief? One could ponder the ramifications all day, but I said to prolific internet poster Hollywood Hasney that "I bet you can't get someone to read all this wank" to which he said "You underestimate the free time TPWW has".

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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Ricardo interviews Stevie Richards. That's still funny right guys? Right?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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Alberto gets his slave in order

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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Sheamus gets his slave in order

[Rammsteinmad]

It was a noble effort Savior, but captions haven't been funny since like, 2004 or something.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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Alberto: "Take that, slave"

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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Jericho: Hahahahaha, cunt


Woman: :o

[Savio]

^:lol:

[voncouch]

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Right Hand Blue

[voncouch]

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Stephanie...you're alot balder than I remember....

[Big Vic]

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No no there it is, right on YouPo<s></s>rn, Stephanie and Randy Savage.



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Although Triple H had no proof, he knew he was about to be sodomized.

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Zeb: Good your facing Orton, now you won't get their dirt on you.




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Ref: I wanna slide my finger down the crack of that assssssss.

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"Oops I pooped again!"


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King: "Oh no not the puppies!"


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Come on man you can make it! The borders right on the other side!

[parkmania]

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Heyman: "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion fits."

Axel: "Puddinondaris"

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HHH revives the old "Got your spleen" gag.

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Bald trainer: "'Ello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

HHH: "STOP SAYING THAT!"

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Lawler: "So, once again, I have to make things sound like the obvious choice isn't obvious - juuuust in case the smarks decided to screw with us again."

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Vince: "All is right with the world."


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WWE debuts the Seth Rollins hologram.

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Kane: "This ring's not big enough for two greasy long-haired wrestlers. One of us has got to go."

Reigns: "Or I could just rip off your wig..."

Kane: "Ummmm..."

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And so, the Broski Era is officially over.

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Summer Rae: "Hope that other dancer goes to summer school so I can get even more airtime."

[Chavo Classic]

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"...and it's not even backwards compatible with 360 games."

[Chavo Classic]

Ladies and Gentlemen

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Chris Binoit

[Theo Dious]

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Axel: It's very pretty, Heyman, but I didn't ask to see a picture of your dong.

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Kind of like Uncle Fester, only in the pee-hole.

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To Swagger's amazement this is actually the result of a TPWW "Who Would You Rather Fuck" poll.

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Swagger: EXCELLENT! *air guitar*

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Swagger: Go ahead Randy, sound it out, it's a three letter word for fuck's sake!

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Rollins: WE ARE THE MEN IN BLACK.
Reigns: No we aren't, stop saying that.

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I have no caption for this, I just want to point out how much it looks like this is a picture of Bam Bam Bigelow's tattoos and tights fleeing his body.

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Inside AJ's head: I'm a tumor I'm a tumor I'm a tumor... I'm a tumor I'm a tumor I'm a tumor...

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Layla: Nigga pleas, you're doing WEST SI-EE-DAH all wrong!

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I knew something was wrong when the pretty kinda white girl let a black man lift her arm... dead giveaway...

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EL ES... ALBERTOOOOOOOOOO'S PEE-O!

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Again, no caption, just how the fuck is Langston's head in that position? If you did that to an action figure you'd break it.

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Big E "Granite Tits" Langston

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Referee: The pot o' gold! It's mine!
Alberto: Bitch we keep refried beans in there.

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Rodriguez: Sorry, he got all the beans.

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Sheamus: Wow, he DOES taste like chocolate!

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Somebody shit on the coats!

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I will stand here and stare at the ring until they put Firefly back on the air!

[Vastardikai]

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Paul: Damn, they're gonna call you Curtis Axel, now.
Joe: Hey, it's not the worst name I've ever had...

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Ref: C'mon Mi... I mean Curtis, he just wants a kiss!

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Hunter: How are you touching my back when you're standing at my feet?
Trainer: There's another guy behind you.
Hunter: BULLSHIT!

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Jerry wasn't happy when a fan pointed out how stupid his shirt looked.

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The person deemed most likely to get the next Wellness Violation is...

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To the shock of everyone, Randy has decided to join Jack Swagger's "Weed The People" movement.

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Jack tortures Randy by making him look at Jerry's shirt.

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The moment Rollins realized that Reigns was staring at his ass.

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In a shocking return to his Samoan roots, Reigns bites Kane's nipple off.

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Lil Naitch always get caught right as he's about to sneeze.

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Ryback: Advanced Life Support, kind of sums up your career, huh?

Zack: Fuck you! :'(

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AJ: *staring at the Titan-Tron* What does "Int" mean?

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Worst. Situp. EVER!

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Layla picks the damnedest times to make out with her boyfriend.

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Ref: If you look closely, you may see breasts!

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Ricardo: I could be a luchadore with an awesome outfit. But hey, at least I'm not Zack Ryder.

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Alberto: LOOK AT MY ANTONIO CESARO INSPIRED THIGH WRAP! LOOK AT IT!!!!

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That awkward moment when you get busted while meat gazing...

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The match was paused because Alberto lost his contact lens.

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Ricardo: I didn't know you had blue eyes?

Alberto: TELL THE WORLD, WHY DON'T YOU!?!

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Sheamus: CHECK OUT THE JUGS ON HER!!! :drool:

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Darren desperately tries to save the Celtic Warrior, who was caught in a Ginger Trap.

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When you are as over as Fandango, you can get away with fucking your Valet at ringside.

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Fan in the Hot Rod shirt: I'm telling you, if you put your sunglasses on, you'll see that the cups say "Conform" on them!

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Fandango: Do I have crabs?

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Spike Piledriver by Stevie Richards!!!

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Chris: Just fucking with you, I'm Gay!

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Ryback: Damn, what a night, dude!

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Ryback swore he wouldn't move from this spot until his heel turn made sense. That was 3 years ago.