Should Samoa Joe and Mickie James form an on-screen relationship?

[mike adamle]

Both superstars have similar looks and builds, I think it'd be a great idea if they fell in love with each other.

They could draw sympathy from the crowd as more beautiful less fat couples make fun of their weight.

I think Mickie James should start gaining weight and develop a kayfabe eating disorder.

And since both are in TNA, why not copy the Edge-Lita gimmick and have a live sex celebration on iMPACT!

#TeamGorm

[GD]

That would probably be the final nail in the coffin.

[mike adamle]

Why, everyone loves Mickie and people always seem to be behind Joe whether he is heel or face.

[mike adamle]

I could only imagine the promo where Joe tells Mickie he has feelings for her. "Cuz, you see, fond feelings of emotion, you see, love is a very powerful force, cuz you see..." etc.

[mike adamle]

I think they could have a cute relationship on tv too. Backstage you could show Mickie sucking on Joe's titty. Then maybe after Mickie wins a match Joe could bring Arby's to the ring for her.

[Shindig Jeff]

Dooce and Dominos should go to the TNA cuz its action thats nonstop liek them. U know?

[mike adamle]

Don't troll my thread you fucking faggot. This is not about those queers. This thread is about an on-screen relationship between Mickie James and Samoa Joe.

[Kris P Lettus]

You need to start thinking about the offscreen relationship between my foot and yr ass..

[mike adamle]

See that, Shindig Jeff, you upset Kris P Lettus

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dunno. I think Mickie James might be so fat that people won't believe Samoa Joe would really be interested in her.

[Kris P Lettus]

Brown men :heart: fat white women

[mike adamle]

Imagine if they caught Joe plowing James on one of those hidden backstage camera shots they like so much

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mickie already has experience with inter-racial relationships. Do a something search and you'll find it.

[mike adamle]

... They're the same color

[mike adamle]

They could have a segment each week where they have a date at a different fast food resturant

[BizarroKing]

I agree with the Mickie gaining weight part. Everything else can be scrapped.

[mike adamle]

If they wanted to turn Joe heel this would be the perfect angle. You could have him sucker Mickie into going on a diet with him to lose the weight they need to lose together. They could show Joe in one of those weird hidden backstage camera shots with Daniels bragging about using Mickie for sex unbeknownst to Mickie. Mickie never loses any weight and Joe starts to berate her, even though it's clear he's not losing weight either. Eventually he could dump Mickie for not losing weight, and give her a Muscle Buster in the middle of the ring, followed by his rear naked choke.

[mike adamle]

Joe could then move on to a heel relationship with Madison Rayne while Rob Terry moves in on Mickie James and avenges her shame by defeating Samoa Joe in the Doomsday Chamber of Blood.

[mike adamle]

Maybe Joseph Park would be a better story instead of Rob Terry, now that I think about it.

[mike adamle]

I think it would be great comedic television if they showed Joe and James porking backstage in the hidden camera and show James taking the facial. Later they show her washing her face off. Then she comes to the ring to challenge say Velvet Sky. She's cutting the promo but you can see she missed some of Joe's seminal fluid in her hair! Velvet then berates her about how she's a whore with cum on her face and makes James cry.

[mike adamle]

Or maybe she could be the heel and Joe could play the sympathetic babyface, we all know how popular Joe is with the TNA crowd. James could use Joe for the food he buys her.

[PullMyFinger]

I got lost somewhere with this.

[mike adamle]

How?

[Rollermacka]

Nah, what they should do is bring in Big Daddy V (probably rename him Large Father Z) and he sound develop a gay on screen relationship with Joseph Parks. Think about it, the angle has everything. You tell me an idea that would make more money than a fat, interracial, gay relationship?

[mike adamle]

Shut the fuck up. Now, imagine if Mickie James and Samoa Joe shared a hot dog together. How romantic would that be

[Rollermacka]

Well, imagine if Large Father Z and Joseph Parks shared a hot dog together. How erotic would that be? :naughty:

[mike adamle]

While that would be erotic it has nothing to do with my thread