WWE RAW is Christian Thread: June 17, 2013 Payback Fallout

[Cool King]

Cole getting so much sand in his vagina during that match.

[Corndad]

At least the Yodeling is gone.

[Theo Dious]

Swagger and Cesaro?

Gonna have trouble wrapping my head around this one.

Why? Presented as a foreigner with respect for the laws of the USA who immigrated in accordance with such, Cesaro backs up everything Colter has been saying. Just because Cole is so dumb that he can't present that properly...

[Cool King]

At least the Yodeling is gone.

Exactly. :y:

[el bobbo]

I would love to see another Cena vs. Ryback match @ShitNobodySays

[ClockShot]

Wanna hear those ambulance sirens one more time just so we can all say it......

[Aikido]

Damn, I was hoping for a Regal push.......

[311]

Not a fan of the belt tee-shirts.

[Heisenberg]

Really doing some good for Cesaro, I guess some good came out of Swagger smokin' it out.

[Poit]

Wanna hear those ambulance sirens one more time just so we can all say it......

Holla if you hear me?

[Bad News Gertner]

Ugh Christian is back as a face. Wake me when he turns heel and actually becomes watchable.

[Emperor Smeat]

Can we link to it on this website?

Probably not but just search her name on Twitter and you'd find a bunch of them.

[parkmania]

Cue Mark Henry?

[ClockShot]

Holla if you hear me?

Yeah.

[Cool King]

I'm getting a feeling that Mark Henry will appear.

[ClockShot]

I was right about the boots.

[Cool King]

Damn, I'm right on cue.

[Corndad]

Well Henry definitely not retiring now.

[VSG]

Best theme music in ages!

[Bad News Gertner]

How the fuck is he sweating so much.

[Theo Dious]

UGH shut up crowd the man is trying to talk here.

[ClockShot]

It feels sincere....

[VSG]

Man he better not be retiring now :'(

[Poit]

Sexual Chocolate chant :lol:

[Theo Dious]

How the fuck is he sweating so much.

You ever been a big fat guy? Sweat just happens.

[parkmania]

Lol @ Sexual Chocolate chant

[parkmania]

How the fuck is he sweating so much.

You ever been a big fat guy? Sweat just happens.

Yeah, I knew a guy in college that would sweat just from walking down the hall, and he wasn't even close to Henry's size.

[Innovator]

DO WHAT YOU DO MARK

[Droford]

Cena gonna get a belt shot? That'd befunny

[Savio]

WTf JBL No

[Corndad]

Retirement Match at MITB vs Cena? I'm so confused.

[Emperor Smeat]

:( Hall of Pain closed for business.

Thought for a moment he was teasing a final feud against Cena for the WWE belt when he was listing the stuff he's won.

:lol: Mar Young reference



YES!

[311]

SWERVE

[Corndad]

KNEW IT!!!

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Droford]

Lol

[Heisenberg]

Vintage Henry

[parkmania]

KNEW IT!

[VSG]

Mae Young reference :')

[Innovator]

DO WHAT YOU DO

[Cool King]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[Immortal Moose]

FUCK YEA!

[311]

That was fucking awesome.

[VSG]

LOL

[Volare]

SWERVE FUCKING CITY!!

[Corndad]

As soon as they said "That's the only title he has never won..."

[Bad News Gertner]

THAT'S WHAT HE DO!

[#1-norm-fan]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Mark Henry is the fucking man</font>

[parkmania]

Mark Henry gonna start wrestling in suit a la Mr. Hughes?

[311]

Absolutely glorious.

[Corndad]

The Crowd Reaction was Amazing on that.

[Savio]

Well that's what he does.

[DrCrawford]

that was awesome

[VSG]

Sadly he is just the next monster heel for Cena to beat.

[Immortal Moose]

Henry getting one last champ run would be fucking awesome.

[RVDmark]

Did he just turn heel on his daughter, damn.

[Corndad]

Tremendous. Just Tremendous. 2nd Favorite Moment of night behind only Kaitlyn's Nip Slip lol

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Hall of Pain reopened for business

[slik]

That was fantastic.

#TeamMarkHenry

[Cool King]

Sadly he is just the next monster heel for Cena to beat.

I hope not.

I hope Henry wins the WWE Championship from Cena. Not because of what we just saw, but because the man is fucking awesome.

[Droford]

Sadly he is just the next monster heel for Cena to beat.

Running out of monster heels

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I went from expecting him to feign retirement and attack Cena, to buying it as a legit retirement, to fucking jumping out of my seat.

Bravo.</font>

[Savio]

Sadly he is just the next monster heel for Cena to beat.
yeah :-\

[VSG]

Tremendous. Just Tremendous. 2nd Favorite Moment of night behind only Kaitlyn's Nip Slip lol

Speaking of which,

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You're welcome!

[GD]

Mark Henry got me. That was gold.

[Lock Jaw]

<font color=goldenrod>I went from expecting him to feign retirement and attack Cena, to buying it as a legit retirement, to fucking jumping out of my seat.

Bravo.</font>

Ditto. Didn't think Henry had those "acting chops" in him. Pork chops, yeah.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mark Henry is fucking awesome. THAT'S WHAT HE DOES!

[Droford]

Worlds sweatiest man

[311]

Mark Henry just got himself way the fuck over.

[RVDmark]

Who's the interviewer, is she new?

[Droford]

Wouldn't that mean he would have 3 boots?

[Cool King]

Who's the interviewer, is she new?

Renee Young.

She's great. She's been around for a while.

[Bad News Gertner]

Yes Slater!!!

[Corndad]

Slater going for the Mutton Chops as well.

[Bad News Gertner]

Masterslaters unite!

[Bad News Gertner]

slater dominating this match! Looks like a squash for Slater!

[Lock Jaw]

The SlatERA cotinues!

[Bad News Gertner]

That was three! Vince must have told the ref not to count! Montreal all over agin.

[Bad News Gertner]

We're protesting this match.

[Bad News Gertner]

God damn it!

[Lock Jaw]

DON'T HINDER JINDER

[Heisenberg]

Fozzy v.s. 3MB at Survivor Series

[Bad News Gertner]

Slater is clearly being held back by Mahal and Drew.

[Bad News Gertner]

That does it, I'm watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

[Cool King]

Cole gets all pissy about King and JBL using old metaphors and all that, yet, he's just mentioned something about a record.

Which is something that hasn't been "current" since around 1992.

[Bad News Gertner]

Rock and Roll Buck Zumhofe is going to surely have something to say about this later.

[Crimson]

Wouldn't it be kinda cool if Y2j was heel and had 3MB as his groupies/bodyguards/held his wrestling attire while he wrestled

[Bad News Gertner]

3MB are nobodies groupies sir.

[Corndad]

1-800 Fella? HAHAHAHA WTF

[Droford]

1-800 fella will obv be a shirt

[ClockShot]

Someone's gonna call right now..........right?

[Cool King]

Woooo Curtis Axel!

[Droford]

Mood lighting is back

[Corndad]

The Stupid Sin Cara Lighting is back. Damn it.

[Immortal Moose]

That fucking lighting.

[Cool King]

Aww shit, those terrible lights are back.

[ClockShot]

Still with the mood lighting during Sin Cara's matches.

[311]

Jesus Miz, stop talking.

[Droford]

Someone's gonna call right now..........right?

Not enough #s

[Immortal Moose]

Mood lighting is back

The Stupid Sin Cara Lighting is back. Damn it.

That fucking lighting.

Aww shit, those terrible lights are back.

Still with the mood lighting during Sin Cara's matches.

lol same wavelength.

[el bobbo]

Axel Curtis should get his own lights.

[DrCrawford]

what is the point of those shitty lights still. geeeeeeez

and that version of axels theme is no where near as good as the older one. I don't like the way it breaks into that weird solo type crap

and most importantly - the dog barking in it

[Droford]

They should just break down and call him Mr perfect Jr

[Corndad]

Maddox in the Background lol

[Droford]

Too many mcmahons spoil the show

[Cool King]

lol Vince, the camera was still rolling.

[Droford]

Wasn't every title on the line last night?

[Cool King]

Why yes they were.

[Corndad]

Sign Guy going in on Ricardo.

[Droford]

Thread sure died

[Poit]

Fuck, I hope Bryan isn't actually injured.

[Heisenberg]

Yeah man, felt that last commercial break was brutal on my attention span.

[Corndad]

Get Em Dolph!!!

[Cool King]

Ziggler comes flying out of nowhere.

[Heisenberg]

god damn....

[Corndad]

LESNAR

[Immortal Moose]

Oh shit!

[el bobbo]

uh oh.

[Droford]

Dolphs shirt same color as mark Henry jack..

Uh oh

[Cool King]

Oh shit. Lesnar!

[weather vane]

Called it...

[VSG]

WTF

[#1-norm-fan]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?!?! LOL

[Next Big Thing]

BROCK!

[GD]

Holy mother of God!

[Corndad]

Love this already. This has been a boobtastic Raw in more ways then 1.

[Poit]

This episode of Raw is insane.

[DrCrawford]

so glad i watched this week

[el bobbo]

Brock has a couple of pounds on CM Punk.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh no, he's got a mic. lol

[Droford]

Brock doesn't need pipe bombs

[Poit]

That's what he does!

[Corndad]

Well Hell.

[#1-norm-fan]

Every Brock promo should be like that. lol

[311]

Great RAW. Mark Henry was the highlight though, bought it.

[slik]

Wow.

[The Condor]

Man, I dunno anymore

[DrCrawford]

please tell me they will collide at MITB

[VSG]

Definitely feel like this happened way too early- should have been a Summerslam main event,

[Corndad]

Awesome Raw. The whole Henry thing , Daniel Bryan, and that last Segment makes up for how many ever months we dealt with Cena-Ryback.

[ClockShot]

Nobody leaves Paul Heyman in back.............................nobody.

[Cool King]

Great Raw.

To me, it makes up for the PPV which really wasn't anything great in my opinion.

It just sucks now that I'm going to miss the next two weeks of Raw due to my holiday. :(

[Aikido]

Told you, Lesnar/Punk Summerslam, i win, rep please...

[rob11]

Definitely feel like this happened way too early- should have been a Summerslam main event,
Considering the event I'm going to I hope it is a MITB match.

[VSG]

Awesome Raw. The whole Henry thing , Daniel Bryan, and that last Segment makes up for how many ever months we dealt with Cena-Ryback.

Also, nip slip :naughty:

and Christian too!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Definitely feel like this happened way too early- should have been a Summerslam main event,

Still could be. Might be a long feud.

[VSG]

All this and we still got The Wyatt Family to debut.

[Droford]

Curtis Axel should be scared shitless now

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good episode of RAW this week.

[GD]

I have absolutely no complains for this edition of RAW. I am a happy fan. Good job WWE :y: Just take it easy on the McMahon - Hemsley angle.

[Lock Jaw]

Best RAW in a long time. :y:

The Beast vs. The Wolverine

[Lock Jaw]

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[Frank Drebin]

Actually pretty pumped for Raw tonight. Should be getting some new storylines and feuds.

And how!

[rob11]

This is the most tweeners they have had in years. I know each wrestler is going to end up something but I'm enjoying this. Punk doesn't even have to be a face. He was cheered most when he shit on everything. Okay maybe not to little kids and women.

[Corndad]

Now that I'm done marking out... Did Lesnar get sent by Heyman or did he do it on his own? Guess question to be answered in next few weeks. Kinda like unpredictability. It's what has been missing.

[Raven Reaper]

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[Frank Drebin]

Definitely feel like this happened way too early- should have been a Summerslam main event,

Dunno. Mitb has become a pretty big deal, and its always a plus to have a solidly booked show for a rabid audience - which should be expected from a ppv philly crowd.

[Shisen Kopf]

That was a good show.

[Immortal Moose]

Really good episode of RAW this week.

Agreed.

[Frank Drebin]

All this and we still got The Wyatt Family to debut.

I wonder if this is simply a normal shift in booking or if they decided things needed to be changed now to get off the post wrestlemania smell.

[rob11]

Dunno. Mitb has become a pretty big deal, and its always a plus to have a solidly booked show for a rabid audience - which should be expected from a ppv philly crowd.
Raw's in Philly have been taken over by families but a PPV with these story lines should bring back out the good crowds from the past.

[Juan]

Definitely feel like this happened way too early- should have been a Summerslam main event,

It still can be

[el bobbo]

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[Frank Drebin]

Raw's in Philly have been taken over by families but a PPV with these story lines should bring back out the good crowds from the past.

Yes. Noticed the same thing about Chicago. Raws def have weaker crowds than a ppv would. I don't go to non ppv events anymore, save for that one raw a couple years ago that was the go home show for wrestlemania.

[rob11]

Yes. Noticed the same thing about Chicago. Raws def have weaker crowds than a ppv would. I don't go to non ppv events anymore, save for that one raw a couple years ago that was the go home show for wrestlemania.
PPV's are more expensive so they are harder for families to attend. Philly fans are going to want to see RVD one more time and get to cheer Punk. Mark Henry may even get cheers after this week.

[The Condor]

The Henry segment was gold and has me hook line and sinker. Excited to say the least

[Frank Drebin]

Glad to see Crazy Edgar is ok after eating over 50 hot dogs during frank drebins pre pre show to WWE paypal last night!

[The Condor]

It was a harrowing ordeal but I made it through. Heard Joey Chestnut wants a piece of me now

[Lock Jaw]

Just handed out a bunch of rep. Really diluted the prestige value, but it was worth it.

[Frank Drebin]

He issued a challenge via his vine to challenge you to a dog and cat food eating contest. No one has Vine though so he's going to have to step it up.

[The Condor]

July 4th is quickly approaching.

[Lock Jaw]

I don't know why, but when Steph came out to confront AJ, I was hoping it was going to lead to her "revitalizing the Divas Division". Like, as the female McMahon, she would be taking the interest in the division to make it better.

She would start by being all "You say there is no competition, AJ? No one that can match you? These girls beg to differ."

And then call up ALL THE DIVAS from NXT and start a tournament with the NXT Divas and the current Divas to find the new number one contender.

[Frank Drebin]

July 4th is quickly approaching.

My dogs hate July 4th. Poor 1-800-fellas

[Bad News Gertner]

"Hey guys, I'm retiring"

GOTCHA!


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[Juan]

I love that Stephanie is becoming the "Mr. McMahon" to the Divas

[Fignuts]

Jesus the guy that does the raw reort on the front page is fucking awful.

[owenbrown]

VSG should not have posted that "nip slip" on page 8 with all the hell Tazz Dan took from Triple A about open nudity on these forums

[Innovator]

"Paul Heyman sends his regards. " F-555555555555555555

It's gonna be interesting seeing Brock in a match with a guy who isn't his size, he can really show off his power game.

[Tommy Gunn]

MITB is looking great. 2 ladder matches, Punk vs. Lesnar, Henry vs. Cena, and hopefully more of Kaitlyn's tits.

[Innovator]

That could have been the best 3 hour raw yet.

[Volare]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOB!



That is all.




p.s. yay lesnar punk

[Tom Guycott]

I was in the thread last night. I READ about the Henry swerve, and I *still* got worked! That was a damn good job by the WSM. Up there with Pillmn's ECW debut, and that's saying a lot.

He should keep wearing that salmon jacket, and dare people to make fun of it.

[Juan]

MITB is looking great. 2 ladder matches, Punk vs. Lesnar, Henry vs. Cena, and hopefully more of Kaitlyn's tits.

Word on the street is that Punk/Lesnar isn't happening until SummerSlam

[mike adamle]

Have they officially said there will be 2 ladder matches again?

[GD]

They should have a single "Money in the Bank" ladder match so that the winner can cash it on either the WWE Champion or the World Heavyweight Champion. It would make for interesting television.

[#1-norm-fan]

Word on the street is that Punk/Lesnar isn't happening until SummerSlam

God, I hope so.

I want them to build SummerSlam months in advance like a supercard ala WrestleMania.

[Frank Drebin]

Would be nice. Seems like SSlam hasn't been treated like a "Big 4" in a while save for an appearance by someone like Ceelo.

[DaVe]

Mark Henry deserves an Oscar or Slammy and the WWE Championship for his efforts. Of all his great moments over the last couple of years, that's the best of the lot by far.

[#1-norm-fan]

Would be nice. Seems like SSlam hasn't been treated like a "Big 4" in a while save for an appearance by someone like Ceelo.

They at least made it a point last year to make it stand out from the other PPVs by holding off Triple H vs Brock Lesnar til Summer Slam.

[Bad News Gertner]

MITB is really becoming a must-see ppv. More than Survivor Series that's for sure.

[Big Vic]

Yeah fuck Survivor Series

[Poit]

Found an interesting analysis of Bryan's injury:

http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1gmugo/just_watched_bryan_and_orton_again_in_light_of/

I know Reddit has a bed reputation around here, but it's still a good read.

[Poit]

MITB is really becoming a must-see ppv. More than Survivor Series that's for sure.

Yeah, recently I was wondering if they'll get rid of Survivor Series and move Money in the Bank to the fall, making it one of the Big 4.

[Innovator]

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[The Jayman]

I didn't watch Raw on monday, I read the results, and I still marked out when Christian came out when I watched it yesterday on hulu.

TPWW's #1 Peep

[Mr. Nerfect]

This RAW had William Regal on it. Again. Things are good.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Is it insane that now CM Punk is seemingly set to be positioned against Paul Heyman and co. that I kind of want to see him beat Curtis Axel for the Intercontinental Championship? Yeah, Punk is really high-profile, but there is no doubt that he would make people care about the Intercontinental Championship. Punk vs. Lesnar for the title would be bizarre, but it would certainly remind people of the championship's prestige. Punk could win the title from Axel to purposely try and derail Heyman's newest client. Lesnar then beats Punk at Money in the Bank or SummerSlam for the title. The two have a return match at either SummerSlam or Night of Champions. If it's at SummerSlam, Punk wins; but if you did their first match there, at Night of Champions Axel helps Lesnar win. The two then have a Hell in a Cell Match against each other, to keep Heyman and Axel out of their business. Punk beats Lesnar there and then takes back the Intercontinental Championship. This would be Punk's third or fourth reign, depending on when he first starts working with Brock, but he then holds onto the belt for a while and possibly even enters the Royal Rumble and claims that he's going to take it into the main event of WrestleMania again.

Since I'm thinking we may get The Undertaker vs. Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania XXX next year, that leaves John Cena without an opponent. Cena and Punk always have good chemistry and I think they could really use a WrestleMania match against each other. Punk wins the 2014 Royal Rumble and challenges John Cena, who is either WWE Champion or World Heavyweight Champion (I think Cena holding the World Heavyweight Title again would really help raise its stock), and we get Punk winning his sixth World Title at WrestleMania and he then forfeits the Intercontinental Championship, which has now been held by CM Punk and Brock Lesnar, and we get a post-WrestleMania tournament which can be won by a rising star who would instantly look like a big deal.

[XL]

I like tournaments, so I'm game for that.