Ring Announcer fails Wellness Policy, hilarity ensues

[Innovator]

From WWE.com

STAMFORD, Conn. – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Jesús Rodríguez (Ricardo Rodriguez) for 30 days effect

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Well, not hilarity. Really Ricardo? I hope it wasn't for PEDs, cause he's wasting his time with those if he is.

[screech]

Thought this was going to be about Roberts or Chimel. That would have been hilarious.

[Skippord]

Chimel's clearly roiding his dick off

[Innovator]

Tony Chimel failing for HGH would be tremendous.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lilian Garcia shooting up

[Graveler]

Roberts hittin' the juice

[seapig4]

I bet The Fink used to juice his tits off

[Big Vic]

ADR should be managed by Zeb now :shifty:

[Vastardikai]

being El Lokal (sp?) takes it out of you.

[ClockShot]

Is Michael Buffer available to fill in for Ricardo?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Juan Cena available?

[Emperor Smeat]

Probably got busted for synthetic marijuana than anything roid related.

Del Rio's entrances are going to be a bit boring the next few weeks unless he does the announcing part himself but in a more cockier way than Ricardo does.

[Juan]

the pot

[XL]

So, we've more idea what he keeps in that bucket.

[Theo Dious]

So, we've more idea what he keeps in that bucket.

Quaaludes: the forgotten drug. :'(

[Dukelorange]

So now Rosa Mendes can create a stable worth Del Rio, Epico & Primo...

[Corporate CockSnogger]

You mean Rosa Mendes isn't Del Rio in a wig?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Nicky Fives]

Lilian got caught on the horse tranquilizers? :shifty:

[Bad News Gertner]

Hey Rock and Roll Buck Zumhofe. What do you think of this situation?

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"25 years ago I wrestled Rene Goulet to a 10 minutes draw at the St.Paul Civic Centre in Minnesota. It was a tremendous affair. Nick Bockwinkel fought Larry the Ax Hennig for the AWA Heavyweight Championship! Then after the show I stuck my cock into my two year old daughter. Rock and Roll!

[Theo Dious]

You mean Rosa Mendes isn't Del Rio in a wig?

Kayfabe, motherfucker, do you speak it???

[Rollermacka]

Hey Rock and Roll Buck Zumhofe. What do you think of this situation?

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"25 years ago I wrestled Rene Goulet to a 10 minutes draw at the St.Paul Civic Centre in Minnesota. It was a tremendous affair. Nick Bockwinkel fought Larry the Ax Hennig for the AWA Heavyweight Championship! Then after the show I stuck my cock into my two year old daughter. Rock and Roll!

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[The Condor]

Whippets

[VSG]

So now Rosa Mendes can create a stable worth Del Rio, Epico & Primo...

Hunico, Camacho...

[Heisenberg]

the pot

Yeah, gotta be the green

[Poit]

No Ricardo for a month? :(

[Hanso Amore]

Yet swagger hasn't had his official suspension yet?

[XL]

Wasn't be just "injured"?

[Hanso Amore]

He was actually injured. And they never published a suspension even if he wants.

[Emperor Smeat]

According to rumors, fat burner pills might be what caused him to get suspended.

There is no official word yet on what Ricardo Rodriguez was suspended for but there's online rumors that he had been taking fat burners. Independent wrestler Leva Bates, who is a good friend of Ricardo's, made a post this morning about him being suspended for using fat burners. Her post was quickly deleted.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ricardo. :(

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love cocky heel personal announcer Ricardo, who tells top babyfaces to shut up because he is so confident in Alberto Del Rio's greatness that he knows he is protected.

[Vastardikai]

I wonder if he got told to lose weight and that led to the use of Fat Burners.

Ricardo got Masters'd

[Tom Guycott]

Probably got busted for synthetic marijuana than anything roid related.


Have we forgotten Regal? He wasn't exactlty carved out of bronze, and that was one of his downfalls. While Ricardo hasn't really done anything on main roster WWE TV, you have to remember he is still technically an in-ring talent.



I wonder if he got told to lose weight and that led to the use of Fat Burners.

Ricardo got Masters'd

Highly likely. Ricardo should be added to that list in the "who has the wellness policy failed" thread.

[Kane Knight]

I wonder if he got told to lose weight and that led to the use of Fat Burners.

Ricardo got Masters'd

Well, he violated the main tenet: don't get caught.