The Meatball Lounge presents WWE RAW 7/8/2013 - Bryan's Beard, Sheep Masks, and Heyman's Guys

[Emperor Smeat]

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They're Here...

A night of big beginnings and potential ends will unfold on July 8 when Bray Wyatt and his family finally arrive on Monday Night Raw after weeks of eerie dispatches from their cabin in the woods. But while the Wyatts make their long-awaited debut, Vickie Guerrero finds herself in the proverbial hot seat after Stephanie McMahon set her up for a job evaluation. With the very future of Raw at stake, here are five things to look forward to.

[Bad News Gertner]

It's a sheep mask

[Frank Drebin]

Hell ya. Very excited for tonight. MITB is easily a top 3 PPV for me behind the Rumble and WM so looking forward to the go home show. Not to mention the Wyatts. Wondering how they debut.

[Bad News Gertner]

Prediction: Bray Wyatt fights Yoshi Tatsu tonight

[slik]

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[Volare]

Prediction: Bray Wyatt fights Zack Ryder tonight

[slik]

Hell ya. Very excited for tonight. MITB is easily a top 3 PPV for me behind the Rumble and WM so looking forward to the go home show. Not to mention the Wyatts. Wondering how they debut.



MITB replaced Survivor Series in the big 4 a few years back in my opinion.

[Frank Drebin]

Cant believe Hornswaggle isnt on the MITB card. Not watching.

[Bad News Gertner]

Probably another Raw where 3MB get held back by the man


#votegertnerkotf

[Frank Drebin]

What if they job to the Wyatts?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Wyatt Family.</font>

[ClockShot]

HILLBILLY DELUXE!

[Bad News Gertner]

Then it's official: wrestling is dead

[GD]

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[ClockShot]

Don't look down.

[Frank Drebin]

Fuck GE

[GD]

I never expected to see Vickie Guerrero cut a promo sitting on top of a ladder.

[slik]

#TeamBricki

[Frank Drebin]

no....not king

[owenbrown]

B.A. * King :n:

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah. Job eval tonight.

Let's do it Eric Bischoff style.

[Cool King]

Didn't Lawler say "Excuse Me" to Vickie last week?

[slik]

- Tonight's job evaluation of Vickie Guerrero on RAW is going to make fun of TNA's Gut Check Challenge. Vince, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon will be in the ring and call out Vickie to hear her side of the story, then make a final vote. (Credit: The Wrestling Observer)

[owenbrown]

oh gee this poll will not be rigged at all :shifty:

[el bobbo]

That would be funny if she fell.

[GD]

I want to see Daniel Bryan make Sheamus tap the fuck out to the no lock.

[Frank Drebin]

With the new shirt, that beards going nowhere anytime soon.

[ClockShot]

ONE OF A KIND!

[Frank Drebin]

If someone grabs that briefcase tonight, does that mean the MITB Raw match is off?

[GD]

I am going to the Smackdown taping after the Money in the Bank pay-per-view. This will be my first WWE television show.

[Theo Dious]

GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH VICKIE GUERRERO

[el bobbo]

GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH VICKIE GUERRERO

You think she'd let you stick it in her rear?

[Innovator]

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[GD]

Does anyone else think that Jerry Lawler should quit commentary on Monday Night RAW?

[Innovator]

Daniel Bryan brings out the best in Sheamus, everyone.

[owenbrown]

fuck you Cena 2.0 aka Sheamus

[slik]

Vickie trending worldwide.

[slik]

fuck you Cena 2.0 aka Sheamus

Finally, someone else gets it.


Still waiting for him to spraypaint 'U R Poopy' on someone's vehicle.

[Immortal Moose]

Does anyone else think that Jerry Lawler should quit commentary on Monday Night RAW?

Yea, but as I've been watching '97 era RAWs, he's not nearly as bad as he was in the past.

[Innovator]

YES! Great opener

[ClockShot]

Damn. Good match.

[GD]

Hallelujah! Daniel Bryan defeats Sheamus!

[el bobbo]

Ginger Cena loses! YES! YES! YES!

[Theo Dious]

Awesome shit. They are dedicated to putting Bryan over.

[slik]

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES


Back to the potato farm ya worthless cunt!

[ClockShot]

"Yo, where the Wyatt's at?"

[Emperor Smeat]

Really great match.

Is that the first time Bryan ever beaten Sheamus cleanly?

[Frank Drebin]

Does anyone else think that Jerry Lawler should quit commentary on Monday Night RAW?

Yes. Hes just a shill now.

[owenbrown]

anti-bullying campaign my ass

[Cool King]

Hey, it's those stairs again.

[Frank Drebin]

Is she talking about anal?

[Cool King]

Love Mark Henry.

[Heisenberg]

Aside from the absence of curse words, that was a well executed fuckin promo vid

[ClockShot]

Sierra.......Hotel.......India........Echo........Lima........Delta.......SHIELD!

[Cool King]

lol Wales.

[Volare]

Holy shit there is actual wrestling on fucking RAW tonight....unfuckingreal!

[el bobbo]

I want one of the announcers to fuck up and call him Albert.

[slik]

I thought Tons of Funk almost had it.

[owenbrown]

Holy shit there is actual wrestling on fucking RAW tonight....unfuckingreal!

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[Bad News Gertner]

Finish work at 9pm. Hoping to God the Wyatt's don't debut till after 9:10.

[Frank Drebin]

What time slot will the Wyatts show up? Are we going to get a couple more shaky camera promos before they show up during the overrun?

[slik]

I hope the Wyatt's interupt the Vicki evaluation

That would be an epic debut

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Ussos just cut the worst promo of all time on the WWE App. I can't even put it to words.

[ClockShot]

Something bad is gonna happen to this guy.

[GD]

Vignette overload.

[Emperor Smeat]

I hope the Wyatt's interupt the Vicki evaluation

That would be an epic debut

Would be crazy if it swerves into Vickie getting fired and Wyatt being named the new GM since he has the "muscle" to control all the problems on RAW.

[slik]

Hi GURU DAVE!

[owenbrown]

you should know by now what I am going to say here

[owenbrown]

P.S. shut the fuck up Cena

[GD]

Hi GURU DAVE!

What it do :)

[slik]

What it do :)

Not much, watching John Cena be all lame and shit.

[owenbrown]

I hope the old ECW crowd shows up in Philly on Sunday

[Heisenberg]

Henry might cross the line and end up on Impact! It's a damn trap!

[GD]

Mark Henry is amazing. I would love to see him get an honorary reign as WWE Champion.

[el bobbo]

He just smushed John Cena.

[Frank Drebin]

DATS WAHT I DOO!!

[slik]

How is it a cheap shot when Cena challenged Henry to charge him?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

one more time!

[Immortal Moose]

Fuck yes, I want Henry to win Sunday, but I don't see it happening unfortunately.

[Frank Drebin]

No one can be WWE champion unless he has a couple of logos to put on either side of the main plate.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

IF I CHARGE FOR AIR YOU KEEP YOUR BILL PAID!

[Emperor Smeat]

ass kicked - check
wig split - check

[GD]

ENCOMPASS

[ClockShot]

That was great. Hope Henry wins this sunday.

[owenbrown]

The replay couldn't handle Mark Henry so it briefly went to a test pattern :lol:

[Volare]

World's strongest slam knocked out TV reception......THAT WHAT HE GON DO AT MONEY IN DA BANK!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Boring bored...Randy Orton promo kills the momentum...

[Volare]

Yeah, thanks for your time Randy, if fucking wasted mine!

[owenbrown]

No one can be WWE champion unless he has a couple of logos to put on either side of the main plate.

Just the basic WWE logos

[Frank Drebin]

Orton's beard needs to connect to the mustache area. Piss poor facial hair.

[Volare]

Boring bored...Randy Orton promo kills the momentum...

I'm high and it still sucked...fucking Buzz Killington.

[GD]

ass <strike> kicked - check </strike>
<strike> wig </strike>split <strike>- check<strike>

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[owenbrown]

Boring bored...Randy Orton promo kills the momentum...

Somewhere, Afterlife is pulling his hair out a cursing and screaming at his TV

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I voted :y:

[Volare]

TPWW has made WWE history.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I miss the TPWW chat for raw :(

[GD]

I miss the TPWW chat for raw :(

Agreed :'(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh fuck yeah. Forget what I said about Orton killing anything. Here we go

[ClockShot]

Hey Pauly, nice shiner.

[Cool King]

Heyman wearing some sunglasses.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Paul Heyman with the Rhiannon glasses.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit at him calling him the intercontiental heavyweight champion.

[slik]

I feel like Curtis Axel's push will go the way of Drew McIntyre 'Future World Champion'

[el bobbo]

How is it a cheap shot when Cena challenged Henry to charge him?

Because it's Cena.

[Volare]

Miz vs Axel.....kinda obvious the way this one is gonna go.

[Volare]

Because it's Cena.

Cena forgot to tell Henry it was opposite day.

[slik]

I miss Shelton Benjamin.

Back in the day after WM21 I was positive the main-event of WM22 would be HHH vs. Shelton Benjamin

[slik]

I think Curtis needs a 'Momma Axel' to accompany him to the ring.

'Cuuuuuurtis'

[Poit]

I've never been able to get the WWE app to load anything during Raw.

[slik]

You must be downloading wrong Poit.

You need to watch Michael Cole next time when he downloads it for the 875th time.

[ClockShot]

Not the ending I was expecting.

[Savio]

Miz looks like he might date rape someone

[Savio]

Anyone with the IC title jobs in non-title match ups

[Frank Drebin]

No idea who'l go over in that MITB match.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Zeb

[Frank Drebin]

Barrett Garage

[Poit]

:lol:

Awesome segment there.

[slik]

lol

[Heisenberg]

Fahn.......

[ClockShot]

Anybody else waiting for a chainsaw to fire up?

[slik]

The Wyatt Family vignettes are reminding me of a combination of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Last Exorcism.

[ClockShot]

Hey, someone's missing from this picutre.

[Emperor Smeat]

:nono: horrible Del Rio announcing by Roberts.

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that at the end of The Wyatt Family vignettes, the reporter guy with the camera will end up being converted.

[Cool King]

Horrible lights.

[Poit]

Stupid mood lighting.

[el bobbo]

They still use the Sin Cara sex lighting when he faces the World Heavyweight Champ?

[ClockShot]

The University of Michigan called. They want their blue & yellow back.

[GD]

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[Frank Drebin]

thank god

[Poit]

Ziggler has saved us from the lights!

[ClockShot]

Only Zigs got the power to make the mood lighting go away.

[Bad News Gertner]

Heck of a match between Del Rio and Cara until Ziggler fucked it up.

[VSG]

I get the feeling that at the end of The Wyatt Family vignettes, the reporter guy with the camera will end up being converted.

:y:

[owenbrown]

Uh Del Rio won by DQ by the way

[GD]

I imagine Sin Cara using the mood lighting during his sexual encounters.

[slik]

Time for the Wyatts.

Stop the celebration.


Unless it ends with new GM Brad Maddox.

[Volare]

With his theme playing softly in the background.

[ClockShot]

Job evauluation is next. Better get my You're fired! clip ready to go.

[el bobbo]

I love watching British commercials on my Sky Sports stream, but how am I going to find out about next week's episode of Covert Suits?

[Frank Drebin]

"Hey I'm a Browns fan, should I stand up and punch him"????

[Bad News Gertner]

Think I saw Droford's head in front of Ray Rice's crotch.

[el bobbo]

"Hey I'm a Browns fan, should I stand up and punch him"????

He should have, just as a goof. Would have made for good TV and possibly another heart attack.

[Frank Drebin]

WWE is more socially active than Dateline. So proud right now.

[Bad News Gertner]

The Wyatt Family vignettes are reminding me of a combination of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Last Exorcism.

The Devils Rejects.

[GD]

lol at Hunter mocking Vince McMahon's strut.

[Poit]

Big pop for the McMahon family.

[ClockShot]

Fakest desk I've ever seen.

[Poit]

Of course, every time Vince shows up, he gets a face reaction, until he actually says or does anything.

He really needs a shirt that says "Arrive. Heel turn. Leave."

[el bobbo]

Brad Maddox has some killer facial hair.

[Frank Drebin]

Fakest desk I've ever seen.

Thats Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's desk.

[ClockShot]

Thats Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's desk.

It's got a curtain under it?

[Bad News Gertner]

Vickie is so fucking good

[ClockShot]

I thought Johnny Ace brought in Brock Lesnar. Or is that one of those things we were supposed to forget about?

[GD]

I hope that they don't divide the 3-hour RAW broadcast into 3 parts with Hunter, Stephanie and Vince getting an hour each.

[Poit]

Brad Maddox has some killer <strike>facial hair</strike> everything.

Fixed.

[slik]

Vickie is better on the mic than half the roster easily

[slik]

Triple H is an expert in being terrible at doing jobs.

[Poit]

Oh snap.

[slik]

DID THAT MOTHER FUCKER JUST INSULT BEA ARTHUR

[Innovator]

Catching flieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[Poit]

Why does that even need to be proposed? Stephanie was going to be the tiebreaker vote anyway.

[Frank Drebin]

It's got a curtain under it?

So no one can tell you're jerking off, but they can still climb under it to blow you. Dwight D. Eisenhower had one.

[owenbrown]

What the fuck is this?! :lol:

[ClockShot]

Oh gee, I wonder.........

[owenbrown]

Shocking :shifty:

[ClockShot]

75/25.

Them's some pretty round numbers. :roll:

[GD]

Jerry Lawler is such a fucking inconsiderate douchebag. The woman just lost her job.

[ClockShot]

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[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOO WRONGFUL TERMINATION SUITS FOR EVERYONE!!!!

[slik]

wtf are they going to do with Vickie now?

[Frank Drebin]

Vickie needs to hire The Shield.

[Poit]

Now, make Brad Maddox the GM!

[owenbrown]

Fuck you WWE Universe

[owenbrown]

Vintage Vince McMahon

[slik]

I love Heel Vince!

[Innovator]

MADDOX!

[ClockShot]

SUPERMAN'S IN CHARGE!

[Poit]

Now, make Brad Maddox the GM!

YES! YES! YES!

[GD]

Brad Maddox is going to be the greatest RAW General Manager of all times, second only to the great Eric Bischoff.

[Innovator]

Everythings coming up Maddox!

[Cool King]

YES!

BRAD MADDOX!

[el bobbo]

Brad Maddox!

[slik]

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES



BRAD MADDOX

[Frank Drebin]

Why would Vickie be pissed? She should cozy up to Maddox and try to get a job again.

[owenbrown]

Brad Maddox has that "Are you fucking shitting me?!" look on his face

[Volare]

BRAD FUCKING MADDOX!! #MADDOXREVOLUTION

[GD]

Vince McMahon is such a compassionate human being. He's not the heel, the WWE Universe and Jerry Lawler are.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brad fucking Maddox!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>MADDOX!!!!!</font>

[Bad News Gertner]

Well then. Totally expected this segment to suck. And it didn't.

[Cool King]

Maddox is already a fantastic GM.

[VSG]

You guys are being overly optimistic about Maddox.

[Frank Drebin]

Love that MITB just has its usual theme rather than some shit rock/rap music.

"THANK YOU SO MUCH MACHINE GUN KELLY FOR ALLOWING US TO PAY YOU TO USE YOUR SONG!!!!"

[Cool King]

Love that MITB just has its usual theme rather than some shit rock/rap music.

"THANK YOU SO MUCH MACHINE GUN KELLY FOR ALLOWING US TO USE YOUR SONG!!!!"

Really?

I find anything better than "Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money...."

[slik]

Maddox is already a fantastic GM.

Best GM in years!

[slik]

Wyatt Family attacks Kane?

[Poit]

They should go back to using Shane's theme for Money in the Bank.

[Innovator]

....did the tron just read Michael McGilicutty?

[Volare]

MCGUILLICUTTY BOTCH LMFAO!!!

[ClockShot]

Michael McGillicutty?

[owenbrown]

lol @ Michael McGillicutty on the lower half of the titantron

[Corndad]

Just getting to watch... Just in time. Brad Freakin Maddox.

[slik]

Corndad, Daniel Bryan beat Sheamus CLEAN to kick off the show!

[GD]

The crowd is so electric for this particular match.

[Poit]

They're here!

[slik]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[ClockShot]

Cameraman flunkie is still alive.

[Corndad]

Corndad, Daniel Bryan beat Sheamus CLEAN to kick off the show!

Holy Shit!!!

[Corndad]

Oh Shit.

[ClockShot]

Hey, an Olde Brooklyn Lantern. I sell those at work.

[el bobbo]

We're Here.

[Immortal Moose]

FUCK YEA

[Rollermacka]

This debut needs more sheep masks

[ClockShot]

"THEY'RE HERE, RUN" sign.

lol

[Bad News Gertner]

Holy mother of fuck

[Corndad]

Those guys are huge.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D even the chair made it for the debut.

[Corndad]

Husky Harris Chant lol

[Hanso Amore]

Shitty wwe fans chanting husky Harris. So fucking lame.

[owenbrown]

lol really? a Husky Harris chant?! :lol:

[ClockShot]

You can't escape the marks, Husky Harris.

[Theo Dious]

Am I the only one who is in no way interested in these clowns?

[Cool King]

Well....that was fucking awesome.

[Poit]

Husky Harris chant to end the segment. :lol:

[GD]

lol at the Husky Harris chants.

[Bad News Gertner]

Ugh, stupid Husky Harris chants. Douchebag smarks.

[Hanso Amore]

Fucking sweet debut wasted on the scum of Baltimore.

[VSG]

Very nice :D

[Volare]

I want to see McMahon get behind them.

[Heisenberg]

I tuned those assclowns out

[owenbrown]

a McGillicutty botch for Christian's entrance and a Husky Harris chant.... lol WWE

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fuck anybody chanting Husky Harris. Same people who refused to give Tensai a chance.</font>

[Hanso Amore]

"Hey look how cool we are we go on the Internet and ignore the wee product and chant old gimmicks"

Figures it's the muties from the same place as droford

[Providence Peep]

I don't understand what just happened.

[Hanso Amore]

Am I the only one who is in no way interested in these clowns?

Yes.

[Cool King]

The Husky Harris chants were amusing, but the segment could have really done without it.

It's just another case of fans thinking they're being smart, when in fact they're just ruining a good moment.

[Corndad]

Something tells me Wyatt's aren't done for the night.

[GD]

Ryback is such a sweetheart.

[ClockShot]

Awwwwwwww. Someone cares.

[Hanso Amore]

The ryback has a heart

[Corndad]

She would make Ryback a hell of a manager.

[owenbrown]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Months of brilliant The <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt">@WWEBrayWyatt</a> Family promos &amp; they come at us with &quot;Husky Harris&quot; chants? The Wire was right all along. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/354428665771204608">July 9, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[el bobbo]

WTF? Ryback.

[slik]

Ryback/Vickie Tease!?

[Corndad]

And Alicia Fox is again a Heel.

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[el bobbo]

Alicia Fox is a heel this week.

[owenbrown]

oh look Alicia Fox heel turn # 4913790134701237401237057312904790179013740913704

[el bobbo]

Kaitlyn gets a huge pop.