Out of Left Turnbuckle

[Heisenberg]

Who is the next wrestler to screw their life/career up in the near to distant future?

With all the chemicals and human tendencies that come about in life, it's sadly becoming common knowledge that wrestlers we look up to have a Ken Shamrock demon on their shoulders that wants to make the wrestler or people around them snap.


Welcome to a fucked up guessing game folks.


I will think of one later when I finish gathering data, and it can be as small as Swagger getting his push halted due to getting caught, but doesn't have to mirror the fucked up ending of that one guy WWE doesn't speak of.


Could be any enhanced talent, anyone involved on TNA/WWE programming or free agents, whatever. Leave Jake the Snake out of this, he's already going through enough.




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"Damn left turnbuckle equipped with Pepsi, you crazy"

[Razzamajazz]

the pic in your signature...amazing


also, cody rhodes

[Heisenberg]

I can see that, seems to have a cleaner record when compared to his brother's career choices, would catch me off-guard for sure

[Frank Drebin]

I dunno, but would love it to be The Great Khali

[Heisenberg]

I would chalk Khali snapping or f'n up due to his playboy lifestyle, he was a star in The Longest Yard Sandler Edition film. He's still riding that wave of fame

Probably has body parts in his luggage or some secret shit built into his own body

[Frank Drebin]

He probably eats afterbirths to keep his knees from falling apart.

[Heisenberg]

possibly so, the shelf life of creatures like him displays low numbers, so he probably has a team of scientists that are not afraid to push the proverbial envelope of limits

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't really like to speculate on this, but I've always wondered what would happen if Randy Orton were to fail another wellness test? Would he just sit at home for a year and then return to RKO some bitches in the WWE when they can re-hire him? Would he go to TNA and be allowed to cut loose and be the wild Randy Orton he wants to be? Orton being still relatively young and a big name would make a pretty big splash in TNA.

I also wonder if Jack Swagger will get another chance. He's so good in the ring and a pretty decent character, but with Antonio Cesaro essentially able to take his spot and Swagger's legal troubles, I wonder if another mishap would lead to the WWE cutting ties with Swagger and freeing up a spot for an upper mid-carder in the promotion?

[Heisenberg]

I didn't create the thread to wish bad luck upon these choices discussed or yet to be discussed, but it's just kind of going to happen every once in awhile, with us being humans and all.

As a fan of Jack Swagger, I have swept his mishap under the rug and will continue to enjoy his rejoining of Zeb.

[Mr. Nerfect]

In the same two-strike boat as Randy Orton are both Rey Mysterio and R-Truth. Ron Killings has a history with TNA and was a former World Champion there. It was in TNA that he really showed what he could do as a heel and stay in relative limelight enough to return as a legitimate mid-carder in the WWE. To see a heel Ron Killings back in Impact Wrestling if Truth fails another wellness test could be interesting.

Rey Mysterio -- despite his awesome in-ring work, ability to move merchandise and perpetual overness -- is someone you hear the dirt sheets constantly reporting about losing a lot of upper-management support due to his tendency to get injured. Even if he doesn't get that third strike, one has to wonder if the company will one day just say "Enough is enough, Rey. Thanks for everything. One day we'll put you in the Hall of Fame," and in a Kurt Angle-like situation, Rey goes to TNA where he can still have the chance of making some major money if he draws in a crowd. A reduced schedule and the ability to work with some friends like Kurt Angle and Chavo Guerrero again would probably be refreshing for the guy.

So while I don't really enjoy speculating on who will "ruin their life," I do wonder what an Impact Wrestling featuring Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio and Ron Killings would look like.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I didn't create the thread to wish bad luck upon these choices discussed or yet to be discussed, but it's just kind of going to happen every once in awhile, with us being humans and all.

As a fan of Jack Swagger, I have swept his mishap under the rug and will continue to enjoy his rejoining of Zeb.

Oh, I'm not trying to put anything on anyone. I just feel uneasy suggesting that someone I don't know doesn't have control of their life.

I really enjoy Swagger. I've said it before and I'll say it again -- he should have been the guy to defeat John Cena for the WWE Championship at TLC in 2009. He also should have defeated Chris Jericho on the actual WrestleMania XXVI PPV and gone 2-0 in his WrestleMania debut having previously won Money in the Bank. This also would have made him the first man to have been WWE, World Heavyweight and ECW Champion. Sheamus was good and all, but his win was really random -- and while that was the point -- I think Swagger would have been a nice surprise, a better match and he at least had the ECW Championship behind his belt and about a year on the main roster.

I will enjoy Swagger for as long as they use him. I think he's brilliant in the ring and enjoy his promos more than most. It makes sense for him to still be aligned with Zeb Colter at the moment and fill out stuff like Money in the Bank. I'm still predicting that we may see Rey Mysterio & Sin Cara vs. Jack Swagger & Antonio Cesaro at SummerSlam, given that Rey likes to work SummerSlam (since it's in his backyard each year) and because they seem like perfect babyfaces to get the awesome Zeb Colter character involved with. But after that? I'm not sure if Swagger is long for being the "star" of the group. Antonio Cesaro is a great worker, a similar promo to Swagger and a guy who hasn't fucked up any chances. If the WWE wanted to give one of the two the Money in the Bank briefcase at the PPV, given Swagger's recent troubles, it would be Cesaro. Swagger seems to be entering another position where he's going to be out-shined by the guy he is aligned with (the Dolph Ziggler/Vickie Guerrero was always just a bit more interesting than the Swagger/Vickie one, and Swagger always seemed like Ziggler's "support" more than anything).

The company will probably forgive Swagger. I don't think he was technically suspended for his actions, so he's still got all three strikes left. He's got good size and all the previous qualities we talked about. But I can't see him becoming a World Champion under Zeb any more. Maybe when he splits from yet another super-heel he has been aligned with, Swagger might actually get the chance to turn face this time, and we can see how he goes as a world-beater. His entire body of work on the main roster has been as a heel, and he seems a natural fit for it (his size doesn't make him too sympathetic), but a double-cross from Cesaro and Colter could give Swagger some fire down the track.

[Shisen Kopf]

Sin Cara, all those Mexicans are on drugs

[The Condor]

Can definitely see Sin Cara doing "something," even pulling a D'Lo to someone's Droz. He's going to do something

[311]

I've felt like it was going to be Orton for a long time.

[voncouch]

My money's on Jack Swagger. The guy's already on the pot, and he looks like a muscular Gary Busey. This won't end well.

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[Schlomey]

Ron Killings will return to killings white women and injecting magic ferry dust into his tied off bulging bicep before smothering little Jimmy to death with a pillow.

Sounds awful but you did say this was supposed to be fucked up.

[Heisenberg]

rightfully so, it would be devastating if we lost Ron Killings like that. OH PORK TITS CORPORATE FROG SPLASH ASS!

[Dude Marsh]

We will discover that Santino Marella's numerous leaves were because he was taking care of his drug dealing business in his native Ontario, and he's going to get arrested. When he gets released, his mob enemies give him the Dino Bravo treatment.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I don't really like to speculate on this, but I've always wondered what would happen if Randy Orton were to fail another wellness test? Would he just sit at home for a year and then return to RKO some bitches in the WWE when they can re-hire him? Would he go to TNA and be allowed to cut loose and be the wild Randy Orton he wants to be? Orton being still relatively young and a big name would make a pretty big splash in TNA.

I also wonder if Jack Swagger will get another chance. He's so good in the ring and a pretty decent character, but with Antonio Cesaro essentially able to take his spot and Swagger's legal troubles, I wonder if another mishap would lead to the WWE cutting ties with Swagger and freeing up a spot for an upper mid-carder in the promotion?

I dunno, I personally don’t see Orton jumping ship from WWE ever, even if he were to fuck up so bad as to permanently lose his job in WWE, which I would never wish upon him or any wrestler in any organization.