VSG Presents: The Official Raw Thread for 7/22/2013 "MAKE IT OR BREAK IT for BRYAN"

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that Total Divas is just "Look how bitchy these Divas are".

[Frank Drebin]

odds this ends in screaming fits and hair pulling?

[Corndad]

Miz doesn't even get to host Miz TV LOL

[ClockShot]

Stacy Keibler, save this segment.

All is forgiven.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Miz can't even host his own segment?

[Savio]

I always think Natalya looks 40

[ron the dial]

just say puppies and get the fuck out of the ring, jerry.

[Frank Drebin]

Jerry looking them up and down like he just walked into the Bunny Ranch.

[DaveBrawl]

That looked terrible.

[Heisenberg]

bitch slap..

[Savio]

"Whateva I do what I want"

[VSG]

LOL

[Corndad]

That was it LOL

[Frank Drebin]

This is terrible. I feel bad for the people who paid to be there tonight.

[Savio]

...........ok

[Savio]

lol just 2 now?

[Cool King]

Basically, all that was used for was to show a clip of the show and to say "Hey everyone! She's the bad one and she's the good one!"

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus, Eva... the hair dye was a baaaad idea.

[Frank Drebin]

At least the only thing that segment replaced was Kaitlin vs. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

PTP melting down on the WWE app lol

[el bobbo]

That segment was great. I took a shower and shaved.

[#1-norm-fan]

BREAKING NEWS: Total Divas has been cancelled by the E! network. E! wishes the divas all the best in their future endeavors.

[parkmania]

Sorry if anyone else said it already, but my money's on DB's second opponent tonight being Big Show.

[slik]

This is terrible. I feel bad for the people who paid to be there tonight.

THE HEISENBACK will break you.

[Cool King]

At least the only thing that segment replaced was Kaitlin vs. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

I would have much rather had Kaitlyn on my screen.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

3 Opponents....probably the Wyatt Family then right?

[Frank Drebin]

da fuck did that "Did You Know" mean??

[#1-norm-fan]

Daniel Bryan vs 3MB

[ron the dial]

hhh suckin on that daniel bryan D

[Cool King]

da fuck did that "Did You Know" mean??

"WWE.com is available in a lot of languages."

[slik]

Hey RON, future KING of the WORLD

[ron the dial]

i like how bray adds "man" at the end of sentences. something about the way he says it.

[Frank Drebin]

Didn't realize the Wyatts destroyed 3MB on Main Event. Gonna have to youtube that now.

[Cool King]

I'm sure that sign said "Fandangoo" but the camera cut at the first "O".

[ron the dial]

summer rae is growing on me. still indifferent to fandango.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

R-Truth dressed up like Lance Vance in the WWE App.

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that the concussion Fandango got a while back, really killed a lot of his momentum.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He would have had the push, de-push anyways. At least he has an excuse for the de-push.

[Cool King]

Codyyyyyyyy!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nice should be a good match.

[Cool King]

Been wearing his T-Shirt today.

[Savio]

He would have had the push, de-push anyways. At least he has an excuse for the de-push.
Might be IC champ now though

[ClockShot]

Eh, wanna see Cody win this. Just to see him keep that hellbent on revenge storyline with Sandow going.

[ron the dial]

"the sam to your frodo"

not sure that works out in this scenario

[Emperor Smeat]

I get the feeling that the concussion Fandango got a while back, really killed a lot of his momentum.

Yeah that and the WWE becoming aware of Fandango-ing too early.

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddammit. Fandango is in "job to make others look good" mode now, isn't he?

[el bobbo]

Summer Rae chants. She deserves them.

[ron the dial]

oooooh came up a bit short on that moonsault

[slik]

CodySault

[Frank Drebin]

Fandango almost missed the spot there

[Corndad]

I like Cody has a feud to actually sink into.

[Cool King]

Shit, looks like Fandango wasn't in his right place for that. Looks like Cody actually hurt himself.

[ClockShot]

Little more 'umph on that moonsault, Cody.

[Emperor Smeat]

What was Fandango trying to do with the Codysault?

Looked like he wanted to both bail and catch him at the same time

[ron the dial]

loving this feud now, though. always felt cody was just backseat to sandow, when he deserved much more than that.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What was Fandango trying to do with the Codysault?

Looked like he wanted to both bail and catch him at the same time

Give himself another concussion.

[#1-norm-fan]

Fuck you, WWE.

[Savio]

Remember guys Fandango beat Jericho at WrestleMania

[#1-norm-fan]

loving this feud now, though. always felt cody was just backseat to sandow, when he deserved much more than that.

Nah, that was about right. Sandow is a million times better.

He's still CAWdy to me, dammit. Gonna take much more than a mustache to actually break away from that.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wade Vs. RVD next :y:

Barrett suggests everybody should have a day off from work because of the birth of the new prince.

[ron the dial]

Nah, that was about right. Sandow is about a million times better.

He's still CAWdy to me, dammit. Gonna take much more than a mustache to actually break away from that.
i barely ever agree with you so this seems to add up

[Frank Drebin]

Remember guys Fandango beat Jericho at WrestleMania

Figured Jericho was just here for a few months to put guys over anyway.

[#1-norm-fan]

Remember guys Fandango beat Jericho at WrestleMania

Unfortunately "momentum" is a dirty word to WWE.

[Cool King]

Figured Jericho was just here for a few months to put guys over anyway.

That's all he pretty much does now.

[Savio]

Bellas will be on Today! ......Thrusday!

[Frank Drebin]

Wade Vs. RVD next :y:

Barrett suggests everybody should have a day off from work because of the birth of the new prince.

aawwww snap, got punked by the WWE app. :D

[Savio]

Ooooo we might actually get DB vs RVD

[GD]

Brock Lesnar manhandling little Punk is scary.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wade Vs. RVD next :y:

LIES!!!

[Wake Up Call]

Anyone notice the Bella's nipple popping out of her shirt? I have the pic on my phone but don't know how to upload it onto here

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bellas will be on Today! ......Thrusday!

Hope they get interviewed by Katie Lee Gifford and that plastic thing.

[Innovator]

Punk seems to be the only superstar with casual wear

[ron the dial]

Anyone notice the Bella's nipple popping out of her shirt? I have the pic on my phone but don't know how to upload it onto here
gonna need you to figure that out really quickly. i can't find pics of nipples anywhere.

[Cool King]

Punk seems to be the only superstar with casual wear

John Cena.

[Frank Drebin]

Wade Vs. RVD next :y:


LIES!!!

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[Innovator]

Anyone notice the Bella's nipple popping out of her shirt? I have the pic on my phone but don't know how to upload it onto here

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[ron the dial]

WOOOOOOOO

[slik]

Nikki Bella had a nip slip earlier for those into that type of thing

[Wake Up Call]

@TylerKowalski1 I posted it on there. That's my last tweet. Can't figure out how to upload here

[Corndad]

CM Punk, Website Editor in Chief

[slik]

J/K already posted

[ron the dial]

it's all good. inno really got me out of a bind there. needed some nip ASAP and he came through.

[Frank Drebin]

Nice eraser head on that Bella

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk seems to be the only superstar with casual wear

John Cena.

Brock Lesnar

[Cool King]

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[Frank Drebin]

They should have pointed that nipple out for better ratings on Sunday.

[Heisenberg]

Stannis 3:16 motherfucka!!!!!

[Savio]

But that was the 3rd time.

[Corndad]

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Daniel Bryan keeps finding ways to become my hero.

[ron the dial]

THE BEST VS. THE BEAST

[slik]

The Best vs. The Beast is catchy

[ClockShot]

Paul's live via satelite.

Which means he's in the back.

But Punk just beat me to it.

[ron the dial]

grab you by the fat of your neck

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman

[el bobbo]

I don't ever want to go to Texas either.

[el bobbo]

I want to go to Austin. It seems pretty cool, but the rest of Texas is ...

[Frank Drebin]

I like Heyman's tie. Psychedelic.

[ron the dial]

lol "he's my best friend in the world!"

[VSG]

I want to go to Austin. It seems pretty cool, but the rest of Texas is ...

Is what??

[ron the dial]

THUNDERCOOKIES

[Savio]

Thunder Cookies!

[ClockShot]

Where's WWE hiding their gaming division?

[slik]

I feel like Punk wins against Lesnar

which is odd because I feel like Rock also wins against Lesnar
and I don't see Lesnar having a feud in between Punk and WM
Brock losing twice

[Heisenberg]

I don't ever want to go to Texas either.


the fuck is up with being in Texas??? I don't shit on your shoes fuckface!!!

[Savio]

Brock will beat Fandango

[Savio]

Ewwwwwwwwwww Texas!

[Savio]

;)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Stannis 3:16 motherfucka!!!!!

Punk does have a red woman.

[Cool King]

Barrett with the jobber entrance.

[el bobbo]

They don't know what to do with RVD.

[ClockShot]

Poor Wade gets the jobber entrance. And it's a special day for him, too.

[Cool King]

Are Vee Dee.

[ron the dial]

i love how over RVD still is

[Cool King]

I'm waiting for references to the "royal baby" during this match.

[Cool King]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm right on cue.

[ClockShot]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Heyman gets the last word talking to Punk.

Punk's music plays...

Should've just ended with Punk walking back sans music IMHO.

[#1-norm-fan]

Is this gonna be where we get ADR's opponent for SummerSlam? RVD vs ADR after RVD gets a non-title win on Smackdown?

[DaveBrawl]

Ok WWE quit playing around. Where's Sin Cara?

[Savio]

ADR vs RVD vs Christian

[Cool King]

Ok WWE quit playing around. Where's Sin Cara?

He probably heard that Raw was in Texas and he accidently went to Texas, Wisconsin.

[Providence Peep]

A question for those of you who watch ROH and other wrestling companies:

Were Daniel Bryan, CM Punk and RVD ever in the same company at the same time, before now?

[Cool King]

lol J.R the drunk.

[ron the dial]

nah i don't think RVD was ever in ROH

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Axel cut a promo on the wwe app and said the legacy of the IC Championship started in 1990 then they showed Perfect winning the tilte.

[ron the dial]

look at the crowd. sexy as hell with that bryan love.

[Cool King]

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Grandpa Zab got a mic.

Time for another history lesson.

[GD]

WEED THE PEOPLE!

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[GD]

Grandpa Zab got a mic.

Time for another history lesson.

Oh! He got the mic now.

[ClockShot]

Dunno Zeb. You could flip a coin between Steven F. Austin and Sam Houston as the "Father of Texas".

[Savio]

Or maybe he will face the real americans
Wooo!

[Corndad]

Still no Big Show so he gotta be one of them...

[ron the dial]

man do i hate swagger

[Heisenberg]

only person in my section to stand for them....fuck my section

[#1-norm-fan]

lol "Steven F. Austin... You are NOT the father!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Steve Austin Vs. Sam Houston in a beer drinking contest. Maybe when Sam Houston gets out of jail his 1000000000 DUIs.

[#1-norm-fan]

Still no Big Show so he gotta be one of them...

Yeah, wait... They did already announce Big Show's return last week, right?

So... that's that. lol

[Innovator]

OU sucks chants, JR dies a little.

[Savio]

lol @ Swagger

[Innovator]

WOOOO Bryan vs. Cesaro

[ron the dial]

hell yes cesaro and bryan!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

What was the crowd just chanting?

[ron the dial]

OU SUCKS

[Savio]

OU Sucks

[Corndad]

Love how the fuck over Daniel Bryan is. I remember going to a show a few years ago just hoping to see him wrestle and he was on Superstars tagging with Gail Kim. Oh how times have changed.

[Heisenberg]

u suck too or sone bullshit

[ClockShot]

OU sucks chants, JR dies a little.

Directed at Swagger. But I was thinking the same thing.

[#1-norm-fan]

I have a feeling Big Show beats Bryan.

[Savio]

U2 Sucks

[ron the dial]

Yep, DB vs. Antonio Cesaro. The meat of this gauntlet match sandwich.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yep, DB vs. Antonio Cesaro. The meat of this gauntlet match sandwich.

[ron the dial]

I GOT YOU DAWG

[ron the dial]

that's how a king does it :y:

[Corndad]

I have a feeling Big Show beats Bryan.

You bite your tongue!


Sad thing is I see same thing with Cena somehow costing Bryan the third win.

[ron the dial]

jesus that throwing european uppercut is sooo nasty

[#1-norm-fan]

Lotta show left...

[#1-norm-fan]

You bite your tongue!


Sad thing is I see same thing with Cena somehow costing Bryan the third win.

I just can't see Bryan going through two matches and then beating a fresh Big Show. I know they wanna make him look strong but that seems excessive.

[ron the dial]

I just can't see Bryan going through two matches and then beating a fresh Big Show. I know they wanna make him look strong but that seems excessive.
Unfortunately "momentum" is a dirty word to WWE.

[ClockShot]

It just hit me,

The Wyatt Family, with a converted Kane as the #3 guy?

[slik]

I think Cesaro is a better rassler than Swagger

[ron the dial]

I think Cesaro is a better rassler than Swagger
that's not even up for debate

[GD]

Cesaro's legs are extremely hairy.

[GD]

I think Cesaro is a better rassler than Swagger

HE GOOD!


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[el bobbo]

I just can't see Bryan going through two matches and then beating a fresh Big Show. I know they wanna make him look strong but that seems excessive.

Cena comes in and intensifies the feud.

[#1-norm-fan]

I think the momentum in that situation would be secondary to the realism of a guy going through two matches against legit opponents, one being physical and somewhat long and then beating a fresh main eventer who's got a foot and a couple hundred lbs on him.

[Cool King]

Cesaro's legs are extremely hairy.

Us Europeans have quite hairy legs.

[ron the dial]

it's professional wrestling, where people give birth to hands. get over "realism," especially when it serves to put a guy who's already over that much more over.

[Savio]

Please let Brock be the last match

[GD]

Us Europeans have quite hairy legs.

But since he's a "real american" now, he should start shaving them nice and clean :shifty:

[ron the dial]

GERMAN SUPLEX

[Innovator]

GERMAN

[The Condor]

Love how Cesaro always does great in ring and fans get into his matches but otherwise the fans are apathetic when he has a mic in his hands.

[el bobbo]

Tree of Woe?

or

Tres of YES!

[#1-norm-fan]

it's professional wrestling, where people give birth to hands. get over "realism," especially when it serves to put a guy who's already over that much more over.

There's a ton of other guys on the roster outside of Daniel Bryan. Not sure if you noticed. Big Show not looking like shit might be nice for the stuff not involving Daniel Bryan.

Hell, why not have Bryan literally beat the entire roster at the same time. It would literally put him over more than anyone has ever been put over in one night. By your logic, that would be a fine idea.

[ClockShot]

That almost ended badly.

[Innovator]

Poor Swagger

[GD]

This is a pretty awesome contest. I am absolutely loving it.

[ron the dial]

There's a ton of other guys on the roster outside of Daniel Bryan. Not sure if you noticed. Big Show not looking like shit might be nice for the stuff not involving Daniel Bryan.
yes because big show's momentum is certainly affected by a loss to daniel bryan while he's the hottest thing in the company. it wouldn't mean shit. although if it is big show, bryan will lose. just saying it doesn't need to be that way.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

holy shit

[Corndad]

This match is all kinds of awesome guys.

[ron the dial]

OH SHIT THAT CLOTHESLINE

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow at the constant uppercuts

Match has been amazing so far

[Innovator]

Sweet jesus

[The Condor]

Awesome sequence

[GD]

Holy shit at the European uppercuts!

[The Condor]

"He won't die!!"-- Jack Swagger

[ClockShot]

Boys are putting on a show.

[#1-norm-fan]

yes because big show's momentum is certainly affected by a loss to daniel bryan while he's the hottest thing in the company. it wouldn't mean shit. although if it is big show, bryan will lose. just saying it doesn't need to be that way.

Hell, why not have Bryan literally beat the entire roster at the same time. It would literally put him over more than anyone has ever been put over in one night. By your logic, that would be a fine idea.

[ron the dial]

nope you idiot

[Cool King]

That was a daaaamn fine match.

[ron the dial]

MR. SMALL PACKAGE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Swiss Death reversal for the pinfall holy shit.

[Corndad]

Nice Ending Sequence. Love it. Fuckin Loved that match.

[Innovator]

That was all kinds of incredible

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, I'm sorry. That would be unrealistic or something. :roll:

[The Condor]

Two weeks in a row, the 10 o'clock hour features a terrific match.

[GD]

Random Alex Riley sighting. Excellent match.

[ClockShot]

Alex Riley sighting.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Alex Riley?!

[Innovator]

RILEY?!?!

[Corndad]

Alex Riley.

[Innovator]

WWE reminds themselves he's under contract

Meanwhile, JTG is floating by

[Cool King]

Oh look, Alex Riley is alive.

[el bobbo]

That was an ominous Brad Maddox cutaway... YES!

[ron the dial]

that match was everything i expected. great tv.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Alex Riley.

Alright, Bryan should win this match in about 30 seconds.

[Heisenberg]

Great fuckin match!

[Savio]

That was an ominous Brad Maddox cutaway... YES!:y:

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh. My stream is behind. I took all the "Alex Riley" posts as Alex Riley coming out as the third opponent. lol

[Savio]

riley vs DB next!

[slik]

WILL BIG SHOW BE A HEEL OR FACE?!?!?

[Corndad]

Cena is costing Bryan this mark my words.

[GD]

FEED ME MORE!

[ClockShot]

Unexpected.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bully Rayback.

[slik]

BooooooooooooooooooooooCryback

[ron the dial]

well this should be interesting

[Cool King]

Ryback?

I feel really let down. :-\

[Corndad]

Ryback. Well Hell, didn't expect your presence. Bryan might just win this.

[#1-norm-fan]

That was the best thing Alex Riley has ever done.

[ClockShot]

Ryback in the T-888 ring gear again.

[Corndad]

Ryback may have killed this crowd

[The Condor]

And everybody got my hopes up talking about Big Show.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ryback: Daniel Bryan why don't you make like a tree and get out of here!?!

[#1-norm-fan]

I WAS PROMISED A BIG SHOW RETURN, DAMMIT!

[Cool King]

Ryback may have killed this crowd

Certainly sounds like it.

[ron the dial]

Ryback may have killed this crowd
yeah wow wwe really fucked him up big time. he had so much going for him for a while.

[slik]

The crowd is very impressed with Ryback

[ron the dial]

lol ryback's leg looks like a scorpion's tail!

[Innovator]

Dear camera, please don't focus on Ryback's taint again

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

yeah wow wwe really fucked him up big time. he had so much going for him for a while.

The "fuck up" was pushing him that hard to begin with.

[GD]

Ryback channeling the great Mohammad Hassan.

[The Condor]

They blew their collective wad for Cesaro's Uppercuts

[GD]

My opinion on Ryback has reversed back to what it was during last year's Extreme Rules.

[slik]

I would mark right now if Linda's music hit and she came out to the ring

[DAMN iNATOR]

Two weeks in a row, the 10 o'clock hour features a terrific match.

Understatement of the month, my friend. RVD v. Y2J and the ongoing gauntlet match have both been bombastic!!!

This week's contest had been the more impresive for sure. And that's coming from a Michigan poster who loves him some RVD. If they take this match to the end it will have been pretty close to double the length of RVD's RAW return last week. This much awesomeness on 2 straight RAW's will be tough to maintain for a 3rd week, though.

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that Big Show will Chokeslam Bryan through the table that Ryback set up.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I would mark right now if Linda's music hit and she came out to the ring

LOL, Why?

[owenbrown]

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nice....but thanks for getting the site shut down again soon, Inno "Tazz Dan" Vator :shifty:

[VSG]

lol random army guys

[Hanso Amore]

Ryback went front next big thing to shit ASAP.

No Wyatt's tonight?

[ClockShot]

Unless there's some major overrun given, they better wrap this up quick.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

ouch

[ron the dial]

DAMN YOU RYBACK

[GD]

Daniel Bryan wins :yes:

[ClockShot]

Good timing.

[ron the dial]

they really let daniel bryan showcase himself tonight. well played, wwe.

[ron the dial]

and cena to save the day

[slik]

LOL, Why?

Someone has to save D Bry!