Total Divas

[Asmo]

Anyone watch this yet?

Here's Episode 1 Part 1
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Episode 1 Part 2
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Episode 1 Part 3
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Surprisingly decent TV. Not sure how much of this is a 'work', but meh, it's reality TV. So it's definitely scripted to a point.

The highlights:
Nattie / Natalya Neidhart: WOW. That in-ring segment reeked of awesome. I miss Nattie in the ring. And Beth Phoenix. She's composed throughout the episode, articulate, and genuinely seems like a decent woman. What i don't get is, if she feels so strongly about being held back, then doesn't management know about it already?
John Cena: His dialogue with big boob Bella during dinner. Nuff said.

The low-points:
The Bella Twins: I get they are the scripted 'heels' on the show, but big boob Bella is made to look batshit crazy. Perhaps she is. Vain and conceited. And, i didn't get why only big boob Bella thinks Eva Marie looks like her. She's a TWIN. And that twin is also hired by the same company. Uh, what?
Uh, Seamstress: Are you serious? Clothes are stitched 2 minutes before an entrance is scheduled? Lol. Srsly?
Eva Marie's Red Hair: Looks fiery and hot, sure, but damn. Wish i could get away with something just because 'it feels really good.'

[The Condor]

Watched it, doubtful I will again. Seemed staged in a lot of parts, and the Bella's are just unlikeable.

[Lock Jaw]

Not gonna lie, I am probably gonna watch it again. It is a show that I would not watch in a million years, though, if it did not have a wrestling connection.

Also, the show would have been approximately 20x better if Kaitlyn were on it.

[Innovator]

Bellas talk about their spot a lot for two girls who just returned to the company.

[Innovator]

PS - Eva Marie is hot.

[Next Big Thing]

E! looks like it launched a solid Sunday partner for the Kardashians. WWE reality jaunt Total Divas opened to 1.3 million viewers last night, eclipsing every network opener in nearly a year.

The 10 p.m. broadcast of Total Divas took in 885,000 adults 18-49 and a 1.1 rating among households, making it the most watched premiere since Married to Jonas last August. This comes on the heels of lackluster launches for other Sunday fare such as What Would Ryan Lochte Do? and The Wanted Life.

Total Divas retained less than half of its lead-in from Keeping Up With the Kardashians, though the network flagship was near a season high with 2.8 million viewers. Keeping Up returned for its eighth season with 3 million viewers in June.

A midnight encore of Total Divas added another 700,000 viewers, 500,000 of them adults 18-49.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/tv-ratings-wwe-series-total-594921

[Lock Jaw]

Nattie was awfully shocked and disappointed to be told that she doesn't have a match at Wrestlemania. Not quite sure why she would have thought that she even had a chance at being on the card in the first place.

[Next Big Thing]

I feel like if this show proves itself to be a consistent hit, those reality show participants are going to be given storylines and increased exposure at the expense of the women who are actually interesting and can wrestle. Other than Natalya, I have no interest in seeing those girls wrestle.

[Frank Drebin]

Skipped around in the vids above (thx for the posts, btw). Wanted to see them get told about the cancelled 'Mania match but that was all off camera. Oh well.

Laughed when she says "Brodus told me I suck."

[Next Big Thing]

They should bring back Sunny and/or Chyna. Those crazy bitches would make me watch.

[The Condor]

The fact that the two most over and accomplished women on the roster (excluding Nattie who hasn't been relevant in almost two years) seem to have no part in it is kind of befuddling. I guess Kaitlyn and AJ will be overlooked for making women's wrestling good again? I dunno, rambling.

[KyleEmmott]

Really surprised they used everyone's legit names.

[Innovator]

Skipped around in the vids above (thx for the posts, btw). Wanted to see them get told about the cancelled 'Mania match but that was all off camera. Oh well.

Laughed when she says "Brodus told me I suck."
I laughed, also did when whichever Uso it was said "yeah, Brodus is right"

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[Emperor Smeat]

Are Eva and JoJo actually going to become Divas wrestlers or is this just another part of the whole reality tv gig and get dropped once the show is done/cancelled?

[el bobbo]

I feel like if this show proves itself to be a consistent hit, those reality show participants are going to be given storylines and increased exposure at the expense of the women who are actually interesting and can wrestle. Other than Natalya, I have no interest in seeing those girls wrestle.

I feel like it's going to start being mixed in with the Daniel Bryan/Cena feud. If there's one thing that WWE loves to do is shovel shit down our throats until we are sick of it. (source: WWE App)

[blak23]

I dont see anything special about either of them. But it seems to me the show is meant to try to get Eva over.

[seapig4]

Maybe it's just me but I don't get the appeal of the Bellas.

[GD]

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[Lock Jaw]

Maybe it's just me but I don't get the appeal of the Bellas.

There's two of them.

[Curd]

The Bellas remind me of the stereotypical mother-in-law, but thirty years younger. Brie comes across as condescending due to her nose. Everyone involved in the show needs to scrunch their nose more often. :)

[Curd]

Also, Total Divas reminds me of NTX3 but with fewer contestants and without any actual contest to win...

...Unless we're talking about the "Who gets dissed the most by Brodus" contest! ;)

[Ultra Mantis]

I think I'd prefer "WWE Total Divs", a Curb Your Enthusiasm rip off starring William Regal.

[BigCrippyZ]

I know this is likely 99% scripted bullshit, but did anyone else wonder if maybe the mixed tag match got cut from WM because they shit the bed during the rehearsal and the decision was made to give more time to Rock/Cena and Punk/Taker instead of putting on a shitty match?

[Lock Jaw]

More likely then that, it was put on the card and then cut so they could have footage for this show.

[Emperor Smeat]

Yeah that seems to be the biggest assumption from a few other places now that the episode aired.

Doesn't excuse the fact that the WWE did sort of screw up with the overall timings for Mania this year. No skits this year and they still had time issues.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm kind of interested to watch this, just to see how they do it, and see if Daniel Bryan and John Cena play an active role in the show. It'll be interesting to see how it does in the ratings next week. Maybe next season they can give time to amazing girls like Emma, AJ and Paige?

[stultiloquy]

I can't stand the Bellas, so the prospect of a show, and a reality show no-less, that's seemingly centered on them doesn't appeal to me in the least.

[Lux]

do you think I should watch it, I'm still undecided on the matter.

[Dukelorange]

PS - Eva Marie is hot.

If she can't wrestle, would we be saying these thing?

[James Steele]

Brie seems somewhat likeable.

[GD]

Brie seems somewhat likeable.

I cannot agree more.

[James Steele]

I have no sympathy for their match getting cut from WrestleMania.

[James Steele]

"The match before us ran long. OMG."

It was HHH/Lesnar or Undertaker/Cena. Shut the fuck up. The only reason you have a job is because Vince McMahon likes your slit.

[VSG]

Brie seems somewhat likeable.

I think it has D. Bryan's hand in it.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

If she can't wrestle, would we be saying these thing?

Of course not! I don't know how many times I have to say this, nothing is hotter than a correctly applied wrist lock!

[Lock Jaw]

Tyson Kidd agrees

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"Outta my way, I'm trying to watch submission wrasslin"

[Lock Jaw]

Also, pretty much all of the divas on this show are way hotter with minimal/no makeup. Especially the Bellas.

[Black Widow]

HA! it's replay outdrew Impact along with it's debut.

[James Steele]

HA! Shut the fuck up.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I do feel bad for their WM match cutting short. Not to say that they shouldn't have given extra time to the other matches (they should have) but in general all 8 people involved lost out on a WM payday. I can't remember who it was offhand, but a former WWE guy broke down the differences between a WM payday and the payday you would get for just being on the pre-show or not at all, and they're pretty massive. To go from thinking you're getting the payday to not getting one at all has gotta be pretty rough.

They could have gotten the match in even with giving Lesnar/HHH, Taker/Punk etc. more time - it just would have involved showing less commercials during the show. There was basically an ad break between each match.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lolllllllllllll @ Cameron's bf threatening to beat up Brodus Clay.</font>

[Curd]

lolllllllllllll @ Cameron's bf threatening to beat up Brodus Clay.

Yeah, I wonder if he'd pass the TNA Gut Check? :roll:

[Vastardikai]

I think I Gut Check would be involved if he tried to beat up Brodus Clay.

[Asmo]

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[Juan]

Are Eva and JoJo actually going to become Divas wrestlers or is this just another part of the whole reality tv gig and get dropped once the show is done/cancelled?

I don't know if they're gonna make the main roster, but they were called up just to be on this show.

[The Condor]

Fandango came across as a predator

[Wake Up Call]

You guys seriously watch this?

How is it?

[Krimzon7]

Fuck That red head and jojo. It's about them Funkadactyls! That ASSSS baby! Even DOlph Ziggler knows whats up

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[Krimzon7]

Also, I love that DZ is trying to BA Face, yet he still tweets heel.

[GD]

Ugh! The second episode is coming across as more scripted and it's not even entertaining. I did not care for most of it. Cena's home is pretty rad.

[The Whole F'n Show]

Just my opinion, this show wouldn't exist if the bellas were not banging d bry and cena....

[Lux]

pretty sure you exist and you are banging who again?

[Fignuts]

Lux, how did that post confuse you so badly?

[ron the dial]

apparently free thinking leads to much confusion.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I enjoy the show. It's officially on the DVR list now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cameron's a fucking bitch. Naomi seems cool.

[VSG]

Ya, Naomi really seems cool to hang around with. Not to mention she has an Uso for a boyfriend and not someone who seems like an extra on the Jersey Shore.

[Lock Jaw]

Said it before, but really all the Divas on this show look so much better with the minimal/more natural makeup they are wearing. WWE should fire whoever does their makeup for TV, and hire whoever does their makeup for this show.

[Lux]

Lux, how did that post confuse you so badly?

apparently free thinking leads to much confusion.

you'd be amazed. actually you are amazed, right now. I'm easily confused?

[Corndad]

Third Episode needs more Nattie. Brie Bella also coming off a lot better then her sister. She seems more down to earth and has to act more to be that Bitchy Bella character.

[road doggy dogg]

Hey this be the happenin' spot. WHERE MY BITCHES AT?

[Curd]

I finally watched Episode 2 and have observations:

1) Brie has more visible freckles on her chest than Nikki. Without makeup, it would be easier for referees to tell them apart during Twin Magic.

2) Trinity comes across as more likable due to her loyalty to seamstress Sandra and not caring as much about showing cleavage like Ariane does.

3) Eva Marie better receive her comeuppance in later episodes, or it will show the preteens watching that lying really does pay off.

4) Natalya sounds like Candice Bergen and even looks a tad like her.

5) Vincent, Ariane's boyfriend, should get his own show. He reminds me of a cross between Santino and Borat.

[Bad News Gertner]

Eva Marie is fucking hott. 10000x hotter than Kaitlyn and 100000000000000000x hotter than AJ.

Watched the show tonight. Will definitely be watching it in the future.

[DaveWadding]

John Cena is The Great Philosopher

[Asmo]

Here's Episode 3
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[Corndad]

That Sebastian Guy is kinda Nerdy.

[Rammsteinmad]

This show is stupid. Reality TV is fucking wank and I can't believe anyone would actually sit through an entire episode of this crap.

[Razzamajazz]

'merica

[Curd]

This show is stupid. Reality TV is fucking wank and I can't believe anyone would actually sit through an entire episode of this crap.

In all fairness, I watched on youtube to skip around. WWE reality TV is the only type of reality TV I'll watch. Hopefully WWE uses it to teach some morals like, "Liars don't prosper."

[Lux]

I mean if people want to truly bitch about reality tv, petition to get rid of, Bravo, MTV, The History Channel, Animal Planet and the E network for starters.

[VSG]

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[slik]

E! has ordered more 6 more episodes to start airing in September.

http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/e-wwe-extend-wrestling-reality-series-total-divas

[GD]

Trinity was so pissed that she hurricarane'd the shit out of Jon.

[Asmo]

And here's Episode 4
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Featuring Nattie in lingerie!

[VSG]

If Nikki Bella is supposed to be fat, something is wrong with the world. Also, Natalya is smoking hot :naughty:

[Volare]

I just watch for the hot chicks and the random Bryan/Cena segments.

[VSG]

The show is clearly pandering to male WWE fans if that segment at the breast augmentation clinic is anything to go by.

[VSG]

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Renee Young :heart:

[Krimzon7]

Fuck all of you guys for every second you don't acknowledge the hotness of the funkadactyls

[VSG]

Arianne comes off dumb but Trinity seems like a pretty great gal. Does that help?

[Skippord]

do you work for TheAVClub?

[The Rogerer]

If Nikki Bella is supposed to be fat, something is wrong with the world. Also, Natalya is smoking hot :naughty:The Bellas are very wobbly and look like they have no definition. While that's not a crime, they stand out for it when they're in a WWE ring, and if they weren't marketable as twins they'd be having meetings about it, etc A LA DIRTSHEETS

[Savio]

So much of this show screams "fake reality" like 90% of it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How come all of the wrestling news sites are posting recaps/reviews of this show with the word "results"?

[The Condor]

Renee Young :heart:

Yeah, the past few weeks I have begun to turn the corner on her.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's about time they had a female interviewer that actually knows their shit. Plus she's Canadian :y:

[Shadrick]

The Bellas are very wobbly and look like they have no definition. While that's not a crime, they stand out for it when they're in a WWE ring, and if they weren't marketable as twins they'd be having meetings about it, etc A LA DIRTSHEETS

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1:16

Whatever you say man.

[Curd]

So much of this show screams "fake reality" like 90% of it.

Yeah, I have yet to see one minimum wage worker on camera.

[Curd]

The Bellas are very wobbly and look like they have no definition. While that's not a crime, they stand out for it when they're in a WWE ring, and if they weren't marketable as twins they'd be having meetings about it, etc A LA DIRTSHEETS

That's because they have an hourglass definition. Hourglasses are wobbly!

ZING ZONG

[BigCrippyZ]

That's because they have an hourglass definition. Hourglasses are wobbly!

Natalya isn't wobbly. She looks sturdy. Looks like she could take a punch. Then she'd punch me right back. :naughty: :love:

[Juan]

So much of this show screams "fake reality" like 90% of it.

That's because 90% of it IS scripted.

[The Rogerer]

1:16

Whatever you say man.Is that Nikki? Brie is normally the one in the ring lately, right?

[Skippord]

No, just a general statement

[Savio]

Lay off Tit Volley she is new.

[Hanso Amore]

Lay off Tit Volley she is new.

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[Savio]

Kinda just wanted to be the first to say "Tit Volley" really :/

[Shadrick]

Is that Nikki? Brie is normally the one in the ring lately, right?

Yes, thats Nikki, one of the twins with "no definition" as you put it.

[The Rogerer]

I should maybe be more direct then and say "big wobbly arse"

[Rammsteinmad]

Tyson Kidd is the man.

[VSG]

Lay off Tit Volley she is new.

Read that as Tit Valley and thought that was pretty accurate.

[Savio]

Oooo tit valley sounds like a comfy place.

[Asmo]

Episode 5
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[Corndad]

Next week starts the Justin Gabriel/JoJo saga lol

[Innovator]

"Creepy" Justin Gabriel

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, what happens with Justin Gabriel?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Didn't see it but apparently Sheamus was shown in a backstage scene at some point and for whatever reason they blurred his face.</font>

[screech]

That was in the ten minutes I watched. Thought it was weird.

[Mercenary]

Didn't see it but apparently Sheamus was shown in a backstage scene at some point and for whatever reason they blurred his face.

They might have to get his approval?

[Emperor Smeat]

<font color=goldenrod>Didn't see it but apparently Sheamus was shown in a backstage scene at some point and for whatever reason they blurred his face.</font>

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[James Steele]

Sheamus is smart enough to not associate with this trash.

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder who that blurred fella is. Could be anyone.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Probably because they want us to think the show is going on now and Sheamus is hurt now? Is that Matt Striker next to him with his head bowed? Did he just get fired at that point?

[Asmo]

For those still clamoring to watch this:
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[VSG]

Full show HD, in 360p.

[Savio]

"Creepy" Justin GabrielCan't blame him too much Jojo is pretty damn hot.

[Savio]

Cameron's boyfriend looks like the guy from "despicable me"

[Asmo]

Uh, it's back...
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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Good thanks for the warning.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I still find this show to be oddly entertaining.

[Corndad]

I'll be curious how they play off the entire Bryan won the Title at end of first show to not even having it for the 2nd. Be pretty funny if never even mention why he isn't champion lol I also agree with Thrilla. Actually find show entertaining as well

[Innovator]

I like Total Diva land where Daniel Bryan won the title and that was it.

[The Rogerer]

Probably because they want us to think the show is going on now and Sheamus is hurt now? Is that Matt Striker next to him with his head bowed? Did he just get fired at that point?Yes. For all the praise for AJ's "pipebomb" about Total Divas, she kept Total Divas Kayfabe and pretend that Natalya was still engaged, even though the wedding was already announced on WWE.com

[Asmo]

Here's the new one:
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Featuring 3MB! Alicia Fox! Boobs Bella in a Nurse outfit! John Cena's torn triceps! Bryan Danielson wrestling Brie Bella! Jon Uso's bloody, fungus infected toe! And, Zack Ryder?!?

[Krimzon7]

and a JOHN CENA HEEL TURN!!!!

[Curd]

A second season! :)

[ClockShot]

I watched an episode of this at my buddy's house for the first time yesterday.

It wasn't that bad, honestly. Although we were going back and forth between shots with the girls in makeup and how they were ugly and shots without and how they were pretty.

[Curd]

It looks like Naomi and Cameron will feud over Naomi's song being more popular.
http://www.tpww.net/2014/05/daniel-bryan-brie-bella-join-facebook-the-funkadactyls/

[Bobo]

Naked divas please

[FourFifty]

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